Prehistoric Survival Records

After walking until the sun had completely set, Charlie's powerful digestive system had released his stuffed stomach, and torches were lit at the door of every house in the tribe, with little orange lights.

Borrowing the light of the torches, the two teenagers turned their heads and walked towards home again.

Rigg took a sneaky look at the fathers' room as they entered, and was relieved to see that the door was closed.

Challenging Charlie to take a shower, Rigg himself got into the kitchen and started tinkering lightly.

When Charlie finished taking a shower, changed into clean clothes and snuggled into the bed comfortably, Rieger tiptoed in with a big bowl in his hand. As soon as he entered, he locked the door behind his back as if guilty of guilt, and heaved a sigh of relief. .

As if offering a treasure, he held the bowl under Charlie's nose.

Charlie has been paying attention to Rigg since he entered the door, and when Rieg put the bowl under his nose, a cold and sweet breath immediately rushed into his nostrils.

It was a large bowl of milky white and sweet, with honey beans and crushed peanuts dotted on the cool base, and a large crystal-clear purple grape on top of the hilltop-like tip.

You don't have to taste it to know it must be delicious——

Charlie's mind was taken away by the bowl almost immediately.

Seeing Charlie's mouth watering, Rigg handed over a wooden spoon: "Shh, hide it and eat it, don't be found by Dad. This is the bean curd bingo bowl that I secretly chilled after dinner. It's a reward for your hard work all day. clatter."

Charlie took the spoon, first sucked in a big mouthful of the aroma, then carefully scooped out a spoonful, and fed it to Rigg's mouth. Rigg ate it in one gulp, and then handed over another spoonful. Rigg waved his hand quickly: "I can make it anytime I want. This is specially made for you."

Only then did Charlie hold the wooden spoon and eat by himself.

Different from the way he devoured food when he was a fat cub, Charlie now eats in a very gentle and delicate way, even if he is facing the most beloved dessert, he will not look like a starved ghost reincarnated, he scoops the trembling The bean curd is delivered to the mouth, and every spoonful is eaten seriously. Even if it is a food that is easy to fall off like peanuts, it is eaten cleanly, and no crumbs fall out of the bowl.

The most rare thing is that his eating speed is not slow. Although he is gentle and polite, he is not a mother. Rieg has not watched it enough, and most of the mountain of bingo disappeared, and then the bean curd in the bowl is also visible to the naked eye. disappears quickly.

After swallowing the last bite of sweet tofu curds, Charlie raised his head and returned the bowl and spoon to Rieger. His mouth had water and redness after movement, but the corners of his mouth and pointed chin were not stained with any sauce or mush. , It's really amazing.

Rigg was amazed at Charlie's superb skills, and then slipped the bowl under the bed - leaving it overnight without any bugs, and washing it tomorrow.

Prehistoric rough men are so careless!

Then it was time to brush his teeth, which he liked to hear, and Rigg pulled out two green leaves from between his fingers like magic. One was stuffed directly into his mouth, and the other, he forcefully handed it to Charlie's mouth.

While chewing the horribly pungent leaves in his mouth, Rieger was ready to fight Charlie for 10 minutes to let him eat the leaves obediently. Still hate the taste of toothpaste grass.

But unexpectedly, maybe the large bowl of sweet bean curd bingo was too happy to eat, and for the first time, Rigg didn't take coercive measures. Charlie didn't make any resistance, and obediently took the leaves away.

Rigg didn't react until his hand was suddenly empty.

His first thought was to reach out and feel Charlie's forehead—did he have a fever from eating an ice bowl?

The body temperature under the palm was the same as usual, and judging from Charlie's frowning and disgusted expression, the toothpaste grass did not suddenly turn into honey. This child turned sexual tonight?

In any case, it's a good thing that you don't have to be held down to be willing to brush your teeth. Charlie really has grown up, Rigg thought gratified.

I have already chewed such unpalatable leaves, I will definitely make a sweet ice bowl for me tomorrow, Charlie thought with satisfaction.

I don't know that Charlie actually has this idea in his heart, but Rieger really thinks that such a conscious and obedient Charlie deserves to be rewarded with a big bowl tomorrow.

Although they are not on the same brain circuit, the final conclusions are the same.

This is also a tacit agreement to strike right.

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Soon, Lige's new stone mill and eighteen ways to eat beans became popular in the tribe.

Thanks to the saltpeter that the pangolins inadvertently dug up while digging, the tribe does not lack such things as ice. Even if the ice made from saltpeter cannot be eaten directly, it is really good for making various iced things.

Although it is hot summer, various iced desserts are popular in Jiufang Tribe.

So Rigg took advantage of this gust of wind and developed a prehistoric version of ice cream with eggs, milk and flour.

Of course, although the ice cream does not have a particularly high technical content, it has failed many times when making it. The whipped cream, sweet and greasy sugar water and other leftovers eventually entered Charlie's stomach.

Despite such a high-calorie eating habit, he can still maintain a slender figure. Not to mention the oily acne on his face, not even a single pore is visible. Charlie's physical condition will really make all kinds of beauty lovers in future generations crazy with envy.

After distributing the ice cream in palm-sized tableware, Rieg covered the wooden "refrigerator" filled with ice cubes with a cotton back to keep warm, and went out to visit with the heavy box.

He first came to Crewe's house. Unlike Keshan, a bachelor who has been around for thousands of years, Crewe met a girl named Purong from the Dog Race a few years ago. Primitive people don't have as many formalities as their descendants. Now, let’s go through together. The tribe held a small ceremony for them. In fact, they just found an excuse to sing, dance, eat and drink together. As a wise man of the tribe, Lige helped them register and witness their marriage. Witness the next couple.

With Crewe as a role model, for a period of time after that, there were little boys and girls who came hand in hand to register with Rigg every day. Among them, Bu was the one who surprised Rieg the most. Unexpectedly, Grandpa Bu and Nora looked at each other. He is obviously an elder, but his hands and feet are no slower than that of a young man. This kind of Grandpa Bu makes Lige look at him with admiration.

"If you catch it, you should make a decision as soon as possible—to save you from long nights and dreams." Bu said this, and then took Nora's hand and swaggered away.

That month was the most carnival month for the tribe. Every night, they blessed the newcomers in different ways. Pink bubbles bursting with spring hearts.

In this way, the Jiufang tribe's action to leave the tribe's land for the purpose of reproduction and development was successfully achieved.

According to Rigg's later statistics, the birth rate of cubs in the tribe reached its highest peak in several years the following year.

When Lige arrived, Purong was weeding the vegetable fields in the garden. As soon as he saw Lige, he hurriedly stuffed a big bunch of soft cubs into his arms, saying: "My side will be finished soon, please help me look at it for a while."

Lige is quite proficient in holding babies. After all, there were few cubs in the tribe back then, and those new parents were not very reliable, so the experience of taking care of cubs that he trained in the orphanage later came in handy. use.

The plump pup was the second child of Krewe and Puffy, and after the Pylon's race, he was a small dog with black spots on his body.

The cub, which was fussy at its mother's feet, probably smelled the scent of a stranger, and became quiet once it was in Rigg's arms.

In order to relieve the cub's tension, Rigg then moved his fingers to tease him, but it was a little strange that the teasing that Rigg was always proud of had no effect on this cub. But it wasn't him who set the record of amusing a cub in three seconds. No matter how difficult a child is, as long as he held him in his arms, he would always be able to make him giggle.

And the performance of this cub, Rigg can only be attributed to his natural shyness.

However, Pu Rong was very satisfied with the cub's performance, she was surprised: "This little guy is usually a pain in the ass, you still have a way, see how good he is in your arms—"

Then she complained to Rigg about the abhorrentness of this cub. From what she said, it was just a devil baby, but Rieg felt that Pu Rong was exaggerating. After all, how quiet he is now, it is almost It doesn't move at all, so it can't be seen that it is a very noisy child. Maybe Purong is just complaining about love.

Having figured this out, of course Rigg would not sing against her, and hurriedly followed Purong's words and praised the cub's performance today.

And he opened the ice and snow with his own hands, took out a piece of ice cream that was steaming, and held it to Purong with both hands: "This is a snack that I have made in the past two days. taste."

Whether it's the women of later generations or prehistoric women, as long as they are girls, they will have no resistance to this kind of dessert that looks cute and tastes even cuter.

Nora, who has a somewhat feminine appearance, saw the ice cream dotted with cherries in the cute petal bowl, her eyes lit up, she took it carefully with starry eyes, and said politely: "Hey! Er Bao, you are too polite, just come here casually and bring such a beautiful little gift, really——then I will not be polite."

Then I dug a small lump with the matching small spoon and stuffed it into my mouth.

From her body writhing happily, it is not difficult to see how satisfied she is with this visit.

After being dragged to ask for advice on how to make ice cream and how to make ice cream, Rieger finally explained the reason for his trip: "Miss Purong, you know that our Charlie was a gentle and shy cub since he was a child. After sleeping for so long, I don't know much about the current situation of the tribe. Although he is not short, he is very thin. I am particularly worried that he will not be able to adapt to the high-intensity training at the training ground. Can you tell Uncle Crewe, Don't be too strict with my Charlie, it's okay to release water when necessary."

Although Rieger said it tactfully, Pu Rong immediately heard the voice-over, and raised his eyebrows: "Did that fellow Crewe bully Charlie? When I come back, I will teach him a lesson for Charlie, and I promise that he will never dare again in the future."

Seeing that she had misunderstood, Rieger hurriedly said: "No, no, no, Miss Purong, don't misunderstand, Uncle Crewe didn't do such a thing, I was just worried about Charlie, please don't misunderstand Uncle Crewe I just want to say that Charlie is recovering from a serious illness, and it would be great to take care of Charlie if you can."

"Stunt" is definitely a serious illness, and it is not a lie to say that it is recovering from a serious illness.

Pu Rong heard the string song and knew the elegance, and immediately patted his chest and promised: "I will tell Crewe when I come back at night, if he dares not protect Charlie, I will let him sleep on the floor."

Yeah (＾－＾)V.

Rieg made a V in his heart, and his goal was achieved.

Coming out of Crewe's house, Rieger followed this routine to visit all the families of the soldiers, and got the unanimous assurance from all the ladies that they would "absolutely take care of Charlie"-the title of women's friend is not for nothing.

What's more, Charlie has always given people the impression that he is silent and obedient, and he has become such a slender and beautiful boy after his transformation. It is a piece of cake to capture this group of females with overflowing maternal love by his appearance.

After visiting this group of people, the sky was getting dark again.

The wooden box on Rieger's shoulder was already empty, but he was in a very cheerful mood, and even hummed a cheerful song.

The author has something to say: the so-called lady diplomacy, ahem