A complete guide to Taotie's "meal"

The group of people packed up their schedules and prepared to return to the palace in the evening.

The empress dowager was extremely dissatisfied with Bai Yi, but in the end she agreed with the wise saying that today was the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, and she only put incense on the head of the Bodhisattva, and the emperor was seduced by a little nun with hair practicing!

snort!If I had known this earlier, I would have brought the girls of the right age in the Duke's mansion, and I would not have reached the current situation, making people laugh!

She snorted coldly, gave Bai Yi a hard look, and got into the carriage directly. She couldn't help but think that the little nun's face looked pure, but judging by how tightly she sticks to the emperor, she must not be a good person. !

This is extremely wronged Bai Yi, he is very innocent now, he is held tightly by Taotie, he can only be held by his side, he is helpless, but there is nothing he can do, based on the current situation, he can only escape for a while at most. Eighty-nine meters...

Bai Yi couldn't help but glanced down at the small object hanging around his neck. This small object was slightly reddish, and it seemed unusual, but it could trap the entity of the ancient phoenix here... only an artifact could do it.

If this artifact can't be undone, he is trapped by Taotie, and both of them are possessed by gods and demons, and they won't die with mortals, wouldn't they want to stay in this world for a long time? !

Then, can't we go back?

Thinking of this, Bai Yi's heart skipped a beat, and his phoenix eyes couldn't help looking at the emperor beside him—he was about to board the car at this time.

Taotie was very sensitive to Bai Yi, so he caught this look in an instant, couldn't help but smile wickedly, and said, "Could it be that madam is reluctant to part with this nunnery?"

If there is a choice, Bai Yi certainly doesn't want to go to Nao Shizi's palace, but...

He snorted coldly, raised his eyebrows and asked, "It's natural that I don't want to let go of my home. Could it be that you're willing to let me stay here?"

As soon as these words came out, the guard on the side frowned and yelled: "You have no rank now, how dare you be so rude! Why you, me, and me, you have to call yourself a slave, and call yourself the emperor with long live!"

This person was only guarding outside, and didn't know what was going on, so he chirped and criticized Bai Yi.

Taotie was watching the fun, and Bai Yi directly fired at him: "Yo, I forgot that you are the emperor, forget it, I can't afford to wait for a little nun."

As he said this, he turned around and left. The Kowloon car was ahead, and he didn't even look at it.

Taotie raised his eyebrows involuntarily, chased after him in a blink of an eye, and said in his mouth: "What are you talking about, come on, come on, you want to stay here, so it's okay for me to stay here with you !"

Bai Yi stopped involuntarily, with a trace of suspicion in her phoenix eyes, she asked, "Is this true?"

"Really, it's more real than real gold." As Taotie said so, his handsome face moved closer to Bai Yi's ear, and said in a low voice, "Left and right, we have never been in this peach blossom forest..."

Before he finished speaking, he saw the little nun's cheeks flushed slightly, and she slapped her hard!

Fortunately, Taotie had a premonition and took a step back, otherwise, this face would be impossible to see now.

He pinched Bai Yi's wrist with one hand, and suddenly picked him up again, and said helplessly, "Little brat has learned to bite people now, tsk tsk..."

In this way, regardless of Bai Yi's struggle, he walked straight to the car.

The guard was a little dazed by the back and forth, so he stood there and looked at the two of them.

Suddenly, he saw the emperor opened the curtain to look at him, and he couldn't help being as tense as a piece of wood, not daring to move.

"Boy, remember, he is equal to me, so if I hear something from someone else later... Do you know what crime it is to commit chaos..."

The last sentence is obviously not a question, but the kid answered nervously: "Zhu, Zhu, Zhu Jiuzu..."

When he looked up again, the bright yellow Jinxiu car tent had already been pulled up, his forehead was slightly sweating, but his heart was cold...

"What's going on outside?"

The head guard got up on the bed, couldn't help but glanced out through the window, and felt that Bai Maohan was about to burst out of fright!

This... this... why did the royal team leave Xinglin Nunnery at this time? !

If we calculate according to the time of offering incense, after another hour, there will be another incense to be offered!

He didn't know it, but when he was happy, the emperor finished burning the first stick of incense, and when he went out, he ran into his destined son, so he naturally had to return to the court early!

This depends on walking slowly, so they won't notice that there is one person missing, and they will hang on to the back after waiting, it should be fine!

He thought so, but what he saw in front of his eyes was the truth, so he hurriedly got up, put on his clothes and shoes, and said in his mouth——It's really fatal!

Suddenly there was a cry from inside the wooden bed, and then a woman wearing a green hat and only a blue bellyband hugged the man in front from behind.

Her face was reddish, making her beautiful face even more outstanding, she pouted her red lips and said, "You have no conscience, where are you going?"

Zhang Hu only felt the softness of the two lumps behind him, and he couldn't help but make him dazed again, but turned to look at the window—there was only one tail left in the whole convoy.

Can't help pushing Qingyue away behind her with one hand, and only said in his mouth: "Master is busy today! Xiaolang hoof, I will clean up you when I come next time!"

What he said was ambiguous, Qingyue was pushed by him, and fell on the back of the bed, her body is still very sore now, and her complexion could not help but turn pale from the delicate and rosy appearance just now.

"You, didn't you take me away?" I spent a day with him, didn't I just see that he could speak in front of nobles, and that he should have a future? !

But now, at this point, he still wants to leave himself in this ghostly place!

No, she is worthless now. If he left like this, wouldn't she become a prostitute that everyone can bully? !

Zhang Hu couldn't help frowning, and turned his head to look at Qingyue. Speaking of which, Qingyue is not that stunning, but she is also pretty and lovely. Miss, I don't know how much style is added.

Now that I have given up like this, I really feel a little bit reluctant... But if I take it back... I heard that the daughter of the Zhao family is very aggressive, and I don't know if my mother will agree.

Thinking about it left and right, I couldn't help saying: "What are you thinking! Today I came with the master's house, why don't I take another daughter-in-law back, it's already not fulfilling my duty to spend a long time with you, and I will take you with me again. There is no need to do an errand!"

Hearing his words, Qingyue thought about it, but it was true, so she said clearly: "Then, when you go back, when will you come to pick me up?"

Seeing the hesitation on this tiger's face, Qingyue couldn't help but said again: "No way, no way I have your child now, you can't leave me behind..."

Zhang Hu hurriedly said: "How can you, you are so sensible, I wish I could die on you... But, the convoy is starting now, I have to catch up quickly!"

He pressed Qingyue on the bed, and stroked it again, until the Qingyue's fat was exposed, panting, and then reluctantly left.

After catching up with the convoy, he was already out of breath, and felt that he had exhausted too much energy today, so he dragged himself to the end and walked slowly.

One person suddenly caught sight of him and shouted, "Brother Huzi, where did you go just now! When we were about to leave, we looked everywhere but couldn't find you!"

Zhang Hu only said: "I just had a sudden abdominal pain, and I almost missed it. Why is that person so anxious? I heard that there is still a stick of incense left?"

The man said again: "Hi! You're not here, but you don't know..."

He looked around and saw that there was no one there, so he lowered his throat and said mysteriously: "Just now that one brought a nun back, and, he said, that little nun will be equal to him from now on!"

Zhang Hu couldn't help but widen his eyes, looked at the carriage, his heart was pounding, and he asked after a while, "You mean... the emperor, cough brought back a nun?"

Saying this, he himself felt unbelievable, these nuns were called sisters in the Xinglin nunnery, now the emperor brought back a nun, and said that he wanted to be equal to this nun, didn't he just want to make her a queen? !

Then if Qingyue makes a kiss with that little nun, then she will become a relative of the emperor in a flash!

This is amazing!

Zhang Hu swallowed involuntarily, and just wanted to raise his hand to slap himself twice, turned around and looked at the guard beside him and said, "Ah, oh, it's too bad, it's too bad, my stomach is hurting again, why don't you guys?" Let's go, I..."

"Brother Huzi, you can go, I will take care of you here!"

"Good brother!" Zhang Hu patted the man on the shoulder, turned around and went into the woods again, and only after the group of people had gone far away did he start to run back in a hurry...

Bai Yi didn't know at this time that he had already been listed as a candidate girlfriend, and he was looking out with his face turned, insisting not to look at this glutton.

Taotie also didn't make any movements, just looked at him quietly, and felt that his heart was peaceful, and the years were peaceful.

Not to mention how many things he used to devour, but now, even if he is asked to eat cabbage and carrots every day, as long as this little guy is by his side, he can bear it.

But this little brat doesn't know his own mind, thinking about that shit father god every day, what's so good about that father god? !

The two had their own thoughts in their hearts, but after a while, they heard the carriage rumbling to a stop, Bai Yi raised the curtain and looked outside, only seeing a red brick wall and glazed tiles outside, he knew in his heart that this place should have already arrived royal palace.

It is recorded in "Lan Ting Ji" that the emperor has a queen appointed by the empress dowager at this time. Not a good time.

...Has Lan Ting followed the book all his life?

Or, is this book written according to Lan Ting's whole life?

Bai Yi frowned involuntarily, listening to Taotie say: "Shall I carry you down, or do you come down by yourself?"

He is not Lan Ting, even if he uses his shell, he will not go his old way.