Why does the princess wear a skirt [Western Fantasy]

"Thank you, but no need."

With a smile on her face, Irene politely rejected the proposal from the Dragon Clan in front of her, which sounded very unpleasant.

Want him to challenge a dragon that can crush him to death by lifting its tail?

Forget it, he thinks it's a good choice to take the sky as the seat and the ground as the seat.

"Oh, that's really a pity. Where are the other friends? Are you interested? If so, I can introduce some suitable places for you. The living environment is much better than the guest room." While talking, Philip Then he set his sights on several other creatures that might be human beings, hoping to get their answers.

But after waiting for a long time, there was no reply, even the giants on the other end and the two friends of Eddie continued to stare.

Is it possible to obtain the right of residence just by staring at each other?If you don't start shaking your fists, when will you have to wait!

Bishop said lightly: "No need, we think this place is also very good."

He didn't want to know what the Dragon Clan thought and planned to do.

At this time, he only wanted to quickly end the troublesome things in front of him, and then go to the place where he and his lover were alone, and continue their unfinished happy things.

"Well, since that's the case, we won't disturb your battle either. If you need anything, just tap the stone three times."

After handing over the stones to Eddie's friends, Philip planned to leave.

Depending on the situation, there won't be any results if we don't stand in a stalemate until it gets dark. Let's leave first and come back after dark. The time should be just right.

"Wait a moment!"

The brave team spoke in unison.

At this moment, the team had a tacit understanding as if they had practiced countless times, and everyone opened their mouths.

"I think we need to deal with the current situation." The brave man representing the team frowned slightly and said.

"Yes, fighting is not suitable for us. This is too violent. Can you change to a more gentle method?" The calm archer directly made a suggestion after answering the question.

"It's okay to hurt people in a fight. It's not good to hurt flowers and plants. The world is so beautiful, we can't be so violent. Isn't it a good choice to solve the problem in another way?" This is the princess's addition.

As for the great swordsman and the great magician who were 'looking at each other affectionately' with the giants, they also turned their gazes over, nodded and responded: "Yes, yes, too violent."

Now Philip and his fellow clansmen also had to stop.

He looked at this group of persistent little guys, as if he saw Eddie who begged him to change the cave back then, his eyes were very helpless.

Reluctantly, he slowly opened his mouth and said: "The rules of Dragon Valley cannot be changed. By the way, I forgot to tell you one thing. If you exchange residences privately without a fight, you will not be able to enter the residence door. Let's start quickly." If you finish the challenge earlier, you can change to another residence, maybe if you are lucky, there will be no occupants in it?"

It's a little reminder.

If Eddie's little friends can't understand what it means, there's nothing they can do, he's tried his best.

"Since this is the case, everyone will stay and be a witness for our battle."

Bishop, who just wanted to get rid of the trouble sooner, invited her directly.

Of course he understood the meaning of the Dragon Clan's words, and in order to prevent any further troubles, he wanted to have such a 'witness'.

The Dragon Clan, who haven't been together for a long time, of course nodded and agreed.

Although this is destined to be a battle that will not become fierce, as long as it is a battle, it has its value for viewing. Compared with the battle that has been fought thousands of times and is evenly matched, they are more looking forward to seeing such a false battle. battle.

Falsehood also requires skill, and it may not even be easier than using all your strength. At this time, it is not strength, but... acting skills.

A wonderful performance is often more interesting than a fierce battle, and the excitement does not only represent excellent acting skills.

but……

Now there are audiences like them, but it is obvious that the performers haven't discussed the script yet, so it seems that it is not a performance if it starts directly like this?

Such thoughts flashed through the minds of the Dragon Clan, and soon they stopped worrying about this issue.

Regardless of whether the battle is fake or not, it is still new to them anyway, as long as it is interesting, it doesn't matter what is fake or real.

Bishop looked at the giants who began to communicate with each other with their eyes, and stopped waiting, and said lightly: "Let's start."

The small spell of word transmission researched by the great magician is still very good. Although they can't receive answers from the giants, they can at least bring the words to the other party.

It doesn't matter whether you agree or disagree.Agree, then this boring battle can be ended gently and quickly.If he disagrees... I believe his teammates can still defeat these giants, if not, just sleep where they are stepping on now.The land is flat and there are mountain walls to keep out the wind. As long as it doesn't rain, a tent is also a good place to live.

"Then let's get started."

The giant finally spoke, with a deep voice, like bursts of muffled thunder.

soon.

Several dragon clans ushered in their long-awaited battle.

It is also the shortest and most fake battle that they have witnessed so far, without any power and without any performance.

I want to point out that this is not a battle, but they all started fighting, but if it is a battle, it is too reluctant, so reluctant that even the magic spell set by Longgu is hesitating.

How to put it, simply played three games.

So simple that even a description feels redundant.

In the first game, Garcia stretched out his fist and lightly hammered at the giant's leg, and then the giant kicked Garcia away lightly, and then Garcia fell asleep on the ground by himself and did not get up again.

In the second scene, another giant bent down and slapped the short Jerry slowly, while Jerry jumped up and slapped the giant. Just as Jerry jumped to the ground, the giant fell down with a loud bang. After falling down, even the ground shook, and the giant didn't get up again.

The third scene was even simpler. Leslie followed the giant on stage and repeated the actions of the first scene. Within half a sentence, Leslie lay peacefully on the ground, with his hands folded in his belly and his eyes closed. Closed, what is not peace?

Bishop is very satisfied with the drama he arranged.

Simple and fast, nothing could be more perfect.

He looked at the dragons beside him with a smile, and said: "Three residences, three battles have been fought, and the results have been separated. Can we go back to our respective residences now?"

……

The dragons really wanted to say something, but they felt like they had nothing to say.

This is really the most dull fight they have ever seen!If this can be called a battle.

There was nothing to do after being silent for too long, and finally Philip said: "If the door of the residence approves, then the result has been resolved."

As soon as the voice fell, Garcia over there had already pushed the door open.

"Thank you for your testimony. We are a little tired, so we will go back to rest first."

After finishing speaking, Bishop, who was satisfied with the result, pulled over the chubby paw of his lover beside him, played with it gently, and brought him back to the cave.

Then, with a slam, the door was closed, and by the way, a spell was cast on it for a firm and tight closure.

As for how this spell was learned, and why it suddenly appeared in his mind, these are not important.

In less than half a sentence.

There were only five or six dragons left in front of the originally lively cave.

They looked at each other, and unanimously decided to hide these so-called 'battles'. If it was spread out, life in the future might not be easy.Whether it's changing the magic spell on the door, or something else, it's not a good thing for them.

The worries of the dragon clan were not known to the brave man and princess in the cave, and they were trying to mobilize the atmosphere at this time.

Trying to start something that wasn't done a while ago.

However, the atmosphere couldn't be lifted no matter what, the two just stared at each other dryly, neither of them spoke.

Irene racked her brains to say something, but her romantic cells seemed to have been washed away by the simple fight just now, and she couldn't squeeze it out no matter what.

Seeing that the atmosphere was not only not sweet but also tended to become embarrassing, he quickly said to the brave man in front of him, "Are you still going to hug me?"

"of course."

Bishop responded quickly, and at the same time stepped forward quickly to wrap her lover's waist with one hand.

While playing with the other party's claws that had finally grown a little flesh, he looked at the other party's blue eyes like the sea, and said softly: "I want to hug you all the time."

The eyes of the princess, whose cheeks were flushed rapidly, were a little erratic, and her eyes turned around, but she didn't look into the eyes of the brave man.

These words... these words don't sound so simple!Why did he say it so suddenly, leaving him unprepared!

However, will the innocent demon king who has lost his memory know the deep meaning of what to hold or not to hold?

Thinking of this, he calmed down the endlessly blooming little fireworks in his heart, and said with a smile: "Aren't you hugging now?"

"I'm greedy and want to hold on longer."

Bishop answered seriously.

He is really greedy, this 'long time' is not something that time can solve.

"Well, since you are greedy, you must be punished."

Adult Irene feels that her mind is too heavily colored and needs a 'punishment' kiss to wash it off!

So the princess stood on tiptoe of him, her eyes shining on her lover's lips.

Slowly, getting closer and closer, breathing together, just when the warmth between the other's lips was already felt in advance, the damn knock on the door rang again!

It's a damn door.

One day it will be sealed, if possible, he is thinking of welding the door right now!

Didn't he just want to kiss his lover?

It's not in the feudal society of the previous life, let alone in the online novels that were banned below the eyes in the previous life, why can't he be allowed to kiss quietly!

Angrily, Irene was thinking about getting down on her toes, and took out the self-defense prepared by the excellent attendant in the interspatial ring, and rushed to fight the guy who knocked on the door desperately.

Suddenly his waist tightened, and he was supported by his lover waist-to-shoulder, and he was tiptoed high.

Before I had time to think about anything, I heard the familiar voice whispering in my ear: "Concentrate."

Then, the lips felt warm.

Soft and warm.

Before he could remember this feeling, his lips suddenly became moist and hot.

The domineering enemy was attacking the city gate, but with a blank mind, he could only defend passively, at a loss.