Why does the princess wear a skirt [Western Fantasy]

"You... have a baby?"

Bishop looked at Princess Irene suspiciously, and glanced at her abdomen.

It turns out that you are not gaining weight, but pregnant?

Maritith was even angrier when she heard this, she didn't expect the brave man to be such a person!She still doesn't want to admit it, she has seen it all!

Thinking of this, he stomped forward angrily, and only when he was a few steps away from Princess Irene, he slowed down and walked carefully to the princess.

At this time, Irene had recovered from the trance, he sighed helplessly, and waved to Maritis, who was staring at the brave with her eyes wide open, and motioned for her to stand in front of him.

Pointing to his abdomen, he explained earnestly and solemnly: "You read it wrong, just now Bishop just tied the belt here for me."

"But...it's really a bit bulging to look at." It's not that Maritis doesn't believe Irene, after all, the simple and rough knot above could not have come from the hands of the beautiful princess.

Irene smiled, and continued gracefully: "I'm just getting fat."

After finishing speaking, she was afraid that Maritis would not believe it, so she grabbed the other's hand raised in mid-air and placed it on her belly full of fat.

Not long after, Maritith withdrew her little paw, and lowered her head in embarrassment.

She was sure that His Royal Highness Irene was indeed fat. When she was in the mercenary bar, she took care of many drunk and pregnant ladies, and those ladies had hard lumps on their stomachs that could be pressed.As for the princess, she really has a soft... small belly.

"I'm sorry, I misunderstood, I'm really sorry."

Irene listened to Maritith's soft girly voice that could clearly hear regret, and he touched the other's little head very relieved.

Great, there is finally someone in this world who can understand his explanation!As long as he is not "simple and naive" like the devil who can't understand human words, he will already feel tears in his eyes!

"It's okay, I know you are worried about me."

Irene, who felt that she had handled this shocking misunderstanding perfectly, didn't even know what he had overlooked, and was so absorbed in "her explanation was finally understood by someone".

He didn't notice Bishop's still puzzled eyes at this time.

"Your Highness, you should also pay attention."

Maritith blushed and whispered a few words, then changed the subject and said, "Lunch is almost ready, let's go downstairs."

"Okay." Irene smiled and stroked Maritith's long red hair that should have been inherited from her mother.

Eat well, and after eating, you can leave this sad place where too many accidents happened!As for Maritis, as long as the other party is happy, he doesn't have to think about it.In contrast, I am more worried about myself!

He suspected that if he stayed any longer, something more terrifying would happen, something even more terrifying than 'being pregnant'!

Lunch passed peacefully.

Even without the participation of the God of Light and the God of Love, the atmosphere was as harmonious as last night.

Soon, it will be time to say goodbye.

The joyful gathering is always short-lived, and the abyss is still waiting for the visit of the brave once every thousand years.

The gate of Sahib City.

Maritith tightly grabbed Irene's sleeve, tears welling in her eyes.

"Your Highness, please pay attention to safety on the road. I will send you a letter when you return to Siya..."

Irene, who was stared at by the dark god, felt a lot of pressure, and always felt that she was being stared at by death.

He had no choice but to quickly comfort him and said, "Okay, I know. Do you remember the roses sold by the abyss merchant? I remember that you liked it very much. When I get to the abyss, I will bring you a big bouquet back!"

"Okay! Then I'll wait for Your Highness' Rose..."

After a long time, the scorching sun hung high again.

The chattering little girl finally let go of the princess' sleeves.Waving his arms, he watched the princess and her team leave.

It wasn't until they were no longer seen in the distance that they withdrew their hands in frustration.

"Baby, do you like roses from the abyss? I can..."

"I will wait for His Highness to bring it back to me."

Maritis hugged the mainland atlas that Irene gave her when she just left, and interrupted her father with a smile.

If she nodded her head, her father would definitely find that beautiful blooming rose of the abyss for her.But that wasn't what she wanted, she just wanted His Royal Highness Irene to bring the flower back from the abyss safely, no matter what kind of flower it was, she liked it.

"Father, the sun is very high, let's go back quickly."

The old father who was rejected remembered Irene's name carefully.

And he planned to take advantage of the Demon King's absence immediately to drive his men to the abyss to harvest a wave of roses, so that the princess would not be able to find the roses at that time, so she could only wait until the next flowering season!

At this time, Princess Irene, who was already sitting on the mount of the monster, didn't know the evil spirit of the Dark God.

All he knew was that the brave Bishop had completely abandoned his gentlemanly demeanor and dignity, pinching and pressing his belly over and over again, as if he was hiding something important from the other party in his belly, and he must toss it out.

With a expressionless face, he couldn't hold back any longer, so let's just pinch it, and he's still messing around like this!

I had no choice but to ask helplessly, "Bishop, what are you doing?"

"Looking for... baby?"

Bishop was not very sure, but he felt that what this little liar said was not very credible, so he must have hidden the 'little baby' that the girl said.

He has also seen many women with rolling bellies on the road. Could it be that Irene's belly will roll like this?

……

With a stiff expression, Irene couldn't believe what she heard.

He had already explained it clearly before, so why is this devil king unable to understand human speech?

The princess removed the hand that continued to work on his belly.

This won't work, I can't continue to entangle with the devil on this topic, there must be a break!His intuition told him that if he didn't handle it well, the other party would definitely bring this up again and again until something even more terrifying was brewing!Thinking of this, he tried to instill some adult thoughts into the 'innocent and pure' Demon King.

Then he turned his head sideways, stared into the other person's eyes, and slowly explained.

"I am not pregnant, only pregnancy can have a baby. Pregnancy is not something that can be done by one person, nor can it be done by a man. It must be a man and a woman lying in bed to do the great harmony of life. Actions, through this process, will yield results!"

"So that's the case." Bishop nodded, paused, and continued: "We are indeed lying on the same bed, then you..."

"No, we don't count, we don't perform life harmony actions."

Irene felt that this topic was terrible, he shouldn't talk about the great harmony of life, and he could know what the devil would ask next without guessing!

Hell, why did he have such a guy who couldn't understand human language?

"I see." Bishop didn't continue to ask, and the movements of his hands were replaced by rubbing.

Irene was a little stunned when she heard such a sentence suddenly, and she didn't have time to speak the explanation she had prepared in her mouth. She wanted to say something, but felt it was redundant.

He really wanted to ask the other party what he understood, but he felt that he was no match for the other party's devilish logic if he had finally fooled him and started asking questions.After thinking about it for a while, I still feel that I need to speak clearly!If you 'understand' something weird, it's over.

So he asked, "What do you know?"

"I know you're not pregnant, and you don't have a baby." Bishop said lightly.

Very standard answer.

But Erin felt that something was wrong, but she couldn't tell what was wrong.

After thinking about it for a long time, it can only be attributed to my being too suspicious, and I couldn't believe that I could easily communicate with Bishop successfully.

As night fell, the brave team who had been on the road all day also began to rest.

According to the usual vigil arrangement, the princess and the brave always keep watch in the first half of the night, and there is no accident today.

While the princess yawned one after another, the first half of the night passed quickly.

Finally it was time to rest.

Tired, Irene took out the tent, shook it first, and then tied it to the ground with magic.

When he was about to climb in, he saw the brave man walking beside him, so he stopped and looked straight at him.

The two looked at each other for a long time.

Erin backed out directly and stood up.

A bright and beautiful smile like a flower suddenly appeared on his face.

Gracefully said: "This tent is for you, good night, Bishop."

After finishing speaking, Irene raised her hand and took out another tent from the space ring, shook the dust that existed or did not exist, and operated the magic.

The movement is extremely smooth, and the arc of the corner of the mouth is like a crescent moon in the sky at this time.

Looking at the new tent on the ground, he nodded in satisfaction, and climbed in directly without looking at the expression on Bishop's face beside him.

As an adult big devil, Bishop should also learn to sleep by himself!

Not in vain for the tent he secretly bought in the main square of Sasipau!

The proud princess fell asleep in the new tent.

The smile on the corner of his mouth couldn't be suppressed no matter what, he even laughed out loud in his dream.

Maybe it was because the freedom of a person came too suddenly. He rolled around and knocked the corners of the tent with branches tied together, and he couldn't sleep well.

It wasn't until he felt the firm confinement again that he stopped moving, and safely shrank his head into the scorching neck.

the next day.

Erin was woken up by the voices of her teammates outside the tent.

Still not quite sober, he was at a loss when he saw the familiar arm on his chest.

Don't you own a tent?

"You rolled over here."

Facing the doubts of the princess, Bishop replied like this.

Half sitting up, he put on his coat, and seeing the disbelief in the other person's eyes, he pulled up the curtain of the tent, pointed to the poor tent directly opposite, and said, "There are holes in the tent, and you also have leaves on your body. "

……

Erin was silent.

In the memory of the half-dream and half-awake last night, I did bump into a lot of things!

It was the first time he had seen such a useless tent!

Don't you just roll around twice?Even let him get out!What a fake!

"Don't buy a tent like this in the future."

Bishop meaningfully concluded the last sentence and left the tent.

The curtains of the tent slowly fell, and the light gradually dimmed a lot.

Just like Irene's heart covered with a layer of haze.

He just wants to sleep by himself, why is there so much suffering, why is it so difficult?

On a new day, he felt the world's deep malice towards him again.