Why does the princess wear a skirt [Western Fantasy]

For a moment, the princess was dumbfounded, and the whole person was in a trance.

where is this place?what is he doing

Yes, it is to save people, it is trying to save the drowned and unconscious hero!

"I'm not..." Irene murmured with ecstasy in her eyes, but she didn't know what to say when she got to her mouth, so she could only desperately explain: "I just, just... want to save you..."

The expressionless Bishop ignored the flustered princess, but raised his hand and quickly grabbed the princess's little paw pinching his nose.

"I did not do it on purpose!"

Irene who was pinched quickly let go of the opponent's nose, and was about to withdraw her hand, but was tightly locked in the opponent's palm!

It's over, I was arrested instead of saving people, what a bad result!

Facing the demon king's green eyes that seemed to hide deep black holes, his expression changed quickly, and he held the opponent's hand in surprise, and said with a smile: "It's great that you woke up! I thought it was too much for you to drink in." You can’t wake up if you have too much water, so I just scratched your mouth to see if there is any water in it!”

Although this remark really reflects that a person has a problem with his mind!

However, this is definitely a perfect self-help!For this reason, he is willing to be a mentally retarded silly white sweet princess!

As for whether he regrets artificial respiration, of course he has regrets, but he will do it again.Although Bishop is a real devil, he still didn't forget to bring him to survive when he sank into the water. He has experienced a peaceful society and learned eight honors and eight disgraces, so he can't be ungrateful!

Thinking about it this way, he is really a good person who is out of tune with Seta Continent!

"Oh?" Bishop half sat up, stroked back her wet long silver hair, looked at Irene, and said with a half-smile: "Then what are you trying to do by pinching my nose?"

Such a simple question, how could it be so rare for a mentally handicapped idiot!

Without even thinking about it, Irene directly expressed the thoughts that suddenly crossed her mind: "I heard that pinching the nose and mouth will naturally open! And it is said that if the stomach is full of water, the water will also flow from the nose from……"

"So it is."

Bishop was thoughtful, but also withdrew that piercing smile.

Successfully interpreting a mentally retarded, silly and sweet Irene nodded with a smile, almost tears in her eyes.

In order to save himself, he even did not hesitate to shake off his elegant and intelligent princess image.

However, at the next moment, her nose was pinched by the other party, and Irene, who couldn't react, looked at Bishop stupidly, her eyes full of doubts.

Bishop smiled and asked, "Why don't you open your mouth?"

"I... I'll open it now."

Erin opened her mouth as soon as she finished speaking.

The four eyes met for a long time, until he started to breathe heavily with his mouth, the other party didn't intend to let go of his hand.

At this time, he finally realized that the Black Heart Demon King was simply playing with him!

What did you say to open his mouth to see if there is any water? I'm afraid that his own brain has been flooded?Shake it, and you can still hear the sound of the sea!

"Bishop, Irene! What are you playing?" Eddie, who ran over from a distance, looked at the brave man and the princess curiously, paused, and said, "Did you fall into the water? You're all wet." I thought that Leslie and I who were hung on the tree were already very unlucky, but I didn't expect you to be even more unlucky."

It wasn't until the chattering Eddie calmed down and looked at them with wide eyes that the brave man finally let go of the hand that was pinching the princess's nose.

Bishop put on an elegant smile as usual, and the gentleman said: "Your whole body is wet, Your Highness should go change your clothes first? Otherwise, it will be bad if you get sick."

"Okay, I'll go right now."

Not only could Irene not rub her pinched sore nose, but she had to nod to the brave man with a smile on her face.

The Black Heart Demon King is too stingy, didn't he just hold it for a long time?But in essence, he is still kind!It's all because the world doesn't popularize the knowledge of artificial respiration, otherwise you will know how selfless he is!

Soon, the princess found a remote and dense grass to change her clothes.

Although he is not a woman, it is still very shameful to change clothes in public.Even if it has been like this all the way, he still can't get used to it.

Then he used a fire magic to dry the long golden wavy hair, and he was an elegant and beautiful princess in front of the brave man and the pharmacist.

"I told Leslie to find people separately. Now that you have been found, let's go and fight with them." Eddie said, looking at the forest in front of him, thinking about the way he came.

In any case, it can't be the wide river behind, so just walk into the forest!

Thinking of this, he smiled and said, "Let's go quickly."

Seeing the confident appearance of the archer, the brave man and the princess followed without hesitation.

However, until it stopped, the brave team of only three did not meet other companions, but instead fought with many crazy monsters.

"Leslie and I were here just now, but I seem to have forgotten where we made an appointment." Eddie looked at the empty tree, thought for a moment, and said hesitantly: "How about we wait here ?”

……

Irene looked at Eddie, who had lived for countless hundred years but was still a minor, and didn't know what to say.

To be honest, he didn't think Leslie, separated from Eddie, would find Jerry and Garcia.The necromancer wearing elf skin can't communicate with nature at all, and he doesn't seem to know any way.

Bishop looked up at the forest that completely blocked the sunlight, and said, "Then just wait."

No one would object to the brave man's proposal, and it was the same this time.

A few people sat under the huge tree root, took out the bread in the space ring, divided it, and began to use their lunch silently.

It's hard to go from extravagance to frugality, and after tasting Jerry's good craftsmanship and the rich food in the manor's meal, they couldn't get excited while eating dry bread.

Just when the dry bread was almost half eaten.

They heard Leslie's voice, looked up, and saw the figure of the great magician Jerry, they all took the bread back.

Jerry blushed and kept apologizing: "I'm really sorry, I set the magic circle too big, that's why this kind of accident happened..."

"It's okay, it's just...aren't you tired of setting up such a big magic circle?"

Eddie, who quickly put the bread in his pocket, stood up, smiled and spoke with some doubts at the same time.

The teleportation distance is too far, right?He almost thought it was a random teleportation magic circle.

"I'm not tired." Jerry smiled and touched a small monster that jumped on his shoulder, and then continued to explain: "I didn't think much about it at the time, after all, this is my home."

Erin was expressionless when she heard this.

Isn't it all Jerry's house?After all, the opponent's body is a furry holy monster!

Owning the entire forest is indeed a matter of course.

It didn't take long for the brave team that assembled smoothly to arrive outside the home of the great magician Jerry.

In front of me is a huge tree, and it is a tree with wisdom.

Everyone quietly watched Jerry and Garcia interact with the giant tree.

The giant tree twisted its mountain-like branches, and the thick branches flapped vigorously around, rumbling, startling dust after bursts.

Jerry and Garcia flexibly twirled and jumped among the thick branches, and picked off the yellowed fruits on the branches with smiles on their faces.

Irene's expression was a little stiff, and she slowly moved closer to Bishop.

There is no way, this tree is really too permeable to look at, and I always feel that I will be smashed if I am not careful.

In contrast, the safest place is next to the Black Hearted Demon King.

After half an hour.

The brave team all arrived in the giant tree.

This big tree with wisdom hollowed out itself and separated countless small rooms to entertain them, which can be said to be very hospitable.

If the branches outside can be shot less scary like thunder, maybe Irene will be more calm.

"It is very happy that you live in, so it is a little excited."

Jerry touched the chair made of branches under him, and just as he finished speaking, a thinner branch suddenly rushed in with the sound of the wind.

I saw quite a few beasts trapped on the branches, their eyes were full of trembling fear.

Seeing a bunch of monsters, Jerry smiled with a blushing face, and continued, "This is a gift from Ya. After I deal with it, you can enjoy it together."

"Thank you so much, Ya."

When Eddie saw the monster, his eyes were full of anticipation, and he touched the chair like Jerry did.

Suddenly, the 'thunder' outside became louder, and even the place they were in began to shake.

Now that Eddie has spoken out, of course the rest of the Brave Squad would also like to thank 'Ya'.

When Irene was the last to say thank you, there was no thunder or shaking, and even the whole room began to deform.

Until the food handled by the great magician Jerry is finished.

Princess Irene has been able to face this hospitable giant tree 'Ya' who is as shy as Jerry with a normal heart.

When resting at night, the princess could not fall asleep listening to the rumbling sound outside.

After thinking about it, he put on an elegant and decent smile, touched the bed made of a giant tree under him, and said softly: "Beautiful Ya, I want to rest, it's noisy outside, can you close the door tighter?"

Just finished speaking.

Everything was silent, and all sounds disappeared.

It was as quiet as if there had never been any sound.

The scheming Princess Irene nodded with satisfaction in her heart, while showing a surprised look on her face.

Complimented: "Ya, you are amazing. Then, good night."

The night passed quickly.

Irene fell asleep until she couldn't sleep, so she opened her eyes and sat up.

The room was still pitch black.

He thought for a while, touched the bed and said, "Good morning, Ya."

It was not long before the bright light came in through the small window which was opened suddenly, and the princess closed her eyes.

Irene, with an elegant smile, blocked the light with her hand while thinking about a question.

Just staying in a small enclosed space all night, he didn't get suffocated to death?Could it be that if the world is changed, the existence of oxygen will change the structure?

Of course, thinking about such scientific issues is just a boring pastime for Irene, and when he walked out of the room, he had already put this issue aside.

At this time, he had already begun to think about another question with a smile on his face.

"Eddie, what are you touching?"

Irene tried her best to make her smile not so stiff, while talking, she looked at the small, white and long-haired Jerry on the carpet, whose eyes and limbs could not be distinguished.

"Ah, this?" Eddie, lying on the ground, gently covered the small ball with his hands, rubbed it slowly, and continued with a smile, "I don't know either."

It's so small, it can be covered with one hand!Also fluffy, so cute!

……

Eileen had a harder time maintaining her smile.

Didn't you know?

After a moment of silence, suppressing the urge to go up and stroke the little stuffed animal, he said, "Since it's here, it must belong to Jerry. You should be gentle with it."

Otherwise, what if they accidentally crushed their virtuous great magician, after all, Jerry is really too small for a giant dragon.

The author has something to say:**

small theater

Jerry: Shivering.

Eddie: So cute, I want to steal it.

Irene: No, we have to rely on him for our meals!

Garcia: Who wants to steal my old partner! ?

Author Materia Medica: To be honest, I also think, small, fluffy, my God, I hide at home and masturbate every day!

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Secretly tell everyone, the first one to drop his vest must be Jerry!