Why does the princess wear a skirt [Western Fantasy]

"Excuse me, is there animal milk?"

Bishop asked politely.

Feeling the wind around him was a bit strong, he used the cloak to wrap Xiu who was already asleep in his arms tighter.

No matter what he said or what he did, everyone thought he was a good father.

But the uncle grocer who was once the number one hero doesn't think so.

He felt very puzzled, and said blankly: "What? Say it again? What do you want?"

Bishop answered patiently: "Beast milk, do you have it here?"

"Beast...milk? What is it used for?"

The uncle was even more at a loss. Shouldn't the brave men ask him about the abyss?Why do you ask animal milk?Do you think he is just an ordinary grocer?

Thinking of this, he reminded again: "I can buy everything here, are you sure you only need animal milk?"

"Yes, I just need animal milk."

Bishop's patience was worn out quickly, and he didn't want to continue communicating with the blind and deaf grocer.

If you talk too much, I'm afraid it will wake up Xiu who is holding him.

In addition to being responsible for his lover, of course he is also responsible for his children.

For such an answer, the bearded uncle is not very acceptable.

He tried to induce the thinking of the brave men: "Don't you want anything else? And why the sword in the stone vibrated at me just now is not at all curious?"

"Not curious." Bishop maintained the last politeness, and continued: "I only need animal milk, can you do it as soon as possible?"

While Bishop was having a boring and almost repetitive conversation with the uncle, the sleeping Xiu had quietly woke up.

When he heard the animal milk, he cried out happily: "Dad! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Excited, as if he had never fallen asleep.

It can be seen that he is really eager for the milk he just drank not long ago.

"Is this the voice of a child? Is it your... child?"

The former brave uncle solved some doubts a little.

But the whole person was in a trance, he couldn't believe what he heard, 'Dad'?

Could it be that the brave men brought their children far this time?

No, he doesn't believe it, it must be a misunderstanding!

"Yes, it is my child."

Bishop has no patience, if there is nothing he wants here, he will definitely leave immediately.

Maintaining the last courtesy, he patted the child in his arms who kept screaming 'baa-baa' soothingly, and said, "Can you give me animal milk, please?"

After getting the answer that he didn't want to hear, the uncle seemed to be ten years old, and his whole body lost his energy.

This year's brave men even brought their children out!

Really, really not serious!These young people are getting worse every time!There is no such thing as their demeanor back then!

Thinking of this, the hard-hit No. [-] brave man hunched over, stood up slowly, and walked slowly into the room.

Just as he was about to step into the small stone house, the brave uncle turned around again and made a final struggle.

"You really only want animal milk? You don't want to buy other things? For example, about Shen..."

"Thank you. We only need animal milk for the time being. Of course, if there are other things that children can eat, we will also ask for them."

Bishop directly interrupted the blind, deaf and talkative grocer.

He really didn't want and didn't want to keep talking about 'animal milk' any more.

The former No. [-] Brave Uncle was very frustrated, walked into the house with heavy steps, without looking back.

These brave men are too bad!

Even the prompts refused to listen quietly!

I can't move it, I really can't move it, and I don't know how I got here from Sia!

If he doesn't have to be responsible for giving hints to the brave men, he will definitely give these young people a good beating!Is the abyss so easy to walk?To even bring a baby who is breastfeeding with you, you don't take the abyss too seriously and don't take the devil seriously!

Angry, really angry!

Irene stared at the back of Uncle Brave who disappeared, her heart was very complicated and she wanted to laugh.

The appearance of being rejected by Bishop is really too miserable. It can be seen that Uncle Brave is really working hard to remind them.

It's a pity that this team of brave men is not normal, not only the race of the members is abnormal, but everyone's understanding and thinking are also abnormal, and the most abnormal among them is the devil who became the hero.In order to be a normal existence in the abnormal team, he can only follow the abnormal.

Therefore, I can only feel a little wronged for the once powerful gentleman and handsome brave uncle.

Not long after, the brave uncle came out with a big water bag.

First, he walked to his stone recliner and finished it, then put the water bag on the long stone table in front of him, and said: "This is what you want, I need you to exchange it with a magic circle that can wash clothes many times, You can take the animal milk first, but you must give me what I want within a few days."

He never admitted that he was making things difficult for the heroes, nor did he admit that he was too lazy to do laundry.

I just want to improve my quality of life a little bit.

It may sound difficult, but I believe that the necessary magician in the brave team will be able to give him the perfect answer.

If he can't even solve the problem he handed over, then there is really no need for the brave men to go to the abyss this time, because he can't see the excellence and excellence of each other at all.

As the gatekeeper of the abyss, he would not allow such a slack and weak guy to enter. Of course, he would ignore it if he died. If he disturbed the Demon King, that was the last thing he wanted to see.

"Is there a magic circle for cleaning clothes?" Jerry said while rummaging in his space ring, grabbed a handful of sheepskin rolls, and then continued: "Yes, but the effect may not be so perfect , I can give you a few more, what do you think?"

……

The former brave and now the grocer uncle feels very tired.

He had never felt such a strong sense of defeat!Even when he lost to the Demon King, he was never so tired.

Is such a brave man really suitable for them to meet the Demon King?

With a long sigh in his heart, he gave up thinking and slumped on the back of the chair, and said slowly: "Yes."

Bishop picked up the water bag on the stone table, weighed the weight, and asked, "Is that all?"

"Of course not. If you need more, you have to wait until tomorrow morning. Fresh animal milk is the best food."

As a ubiquitous grocer, Uncle Brave definitely can't admit it, he has to say yes no matter what.

In order to prevent the endless demands of the brave men in front of him, he continued: "In fact, eating too much animal milk is not good for the child's health. If the child can already talk, you can smash potatoes and add a small amount of animal milk to feed the child. You can feed them with minced meat. I have a lot of potatoes here, do you need them?"

"As much as you have, we all want it."

Bishop spoke without hesitation, as if what he bought was not potatoes, but worthless soil.

Eileen also didn't say anything about the lover's 'atmosphere'.

As far as he knew, the potatoes in this world were similar to the potatoes he knew in his previous life, except that they were bigger and more filling.

There is really nothing wrong with children eating this, just be careful not to eat the sprouts.

"I need to prepare, and I will bring it to you tomorrow together with the animal milk."

It is not surprising to hear such a request from the former brave uncle. This year's brave men may have some serious problems in some aspects. He needs to take a good rest to restore his beautiful mood.

Otherwise, he might really not be able to hold his fist anymore.

Thinking of this, the uncle glanced at the sky and said, "It's getting late, and I need to rest too. See you tomorrow, brave men."

……

The brave team looked up at the golden sun still hanging high in the sky, and really didn't know what to say.

Fortunately, after getting the animal milk, they didn't really want to continue to entangle with this nagging uncle. Even Leslie, who was originally in high spirits, didn't want to compare anything with the grocer.If the cost of becoming a ubiquitous grocer is so poor, then he would rather find a random town to set up a street vendor.

After saying goodbye politely, everyone took out their big house, which looked exquisite and warm in comparison, next to the small broken house.

Fortunately, the number one brave uncle was already blind at this time, otherwise, seeing this scene, there would definitely be a few more cracks in his exhausted heart that was riddled with holes.

They are all brave, why what he got is a small broken stone house.

Perhaps only the dwarves who are constantly improving and innovating can give this answer.

At this time, the brave team had just entered the room, and Xiu shouted excitedly.

"Girl, baa baa!"

With a puffy round face, the little cub was grabbing the milk in Bishop's other hand vigorously, his round eyes were full of longing, and the word 'milk' even popped out in anxiety.

Even Jerry wanted to warm up the milk in the water bag, but he couldn't grab Xiu's chubby hand.

After finally grabbing the water bag from Xiaopang's hand, Xiu's mouth was slightly flattened, and big and big tears fell out of his big watery eyes in an instant. People are very distressed.

The brave team had never experienced such a situation, and they were in a hurry, taking turns to coax the little guy.

But obviously, there was no effect, looking at the poor and helpless cub who was still sobbing.

Feeling guilty and guilty, Jerry quickly heated up the animal milk, put it in a tall cup, and handed the cup to Irene.

"I've warmed up the animal milk, try it quickly! It's a bit hot, so be careful when feeding it."

The fragrant milk smell spread to Xiu's nose early on.

He also stopped sobbing, and stared straight at Irene with those teary eyes... the milk cup in his hand, and his small mouth opened early.

This greedy look relieved the heavy atmosphere a bit, and also made the brave team laugh.

Irene stirred the hot animal milk with a spoon, took out the spoon, tapped the little guy's nose with the tip of the spoon, and said, "You are just greedy."

The gluttonous Xiu didn't move, maintaining the posture of raising his head and opening his mouth, even his moist eyes from crying were staring at the milk cup without blinking.

Irene, who was stared helplessly, could only scoop out a small spoon, blow it cold and feed it into the little guy's mouth.

After finally tasting the taste, Xiu's eyes shone with sparkling light, and his small mouth was pursed again and again. After the taste in his mouth was completely dissipated, he continued to open his small mouth again. It looked so cute and cute.

The brave team was not reconciled to letting Irene only enjoy the joy of feeding, and strongly urged themselves to try it too.

So, everyone fed Baa Baaxiu a round of animal milk, and when everyone finished this joy, it was already dark outside, and most of the animal milk in their hands was gone.

Worried that the little guy would be stretched if he ate too much, the brave team stopped feeding and began to prepare their own dinner.

After hastily finishing the meal, everyone was also worried about where the little guy would sleep at night.

Obviously, this little cub is not suitable for sleeping on the bed with them. Not only may it be crushed when turning over, but it may also accidentally roll to the ground.

In order to make Xiu sleep more safely, the brave team began to think about how to make a bed for a child to sleep on!

With everyone's concerted efforts, it didn't take long for a simple crib to be completed!

The shape like a bird's nest was proposed by Garcia, and the various materials were contributed by Leslie. The high fence was Bishop's idea, and the soft animal skin blanket on the bed was added by Irene...

All these constitute a small bed that looks a little ugly but is actually very warm. It is not only soft and firm, and the cub can lie in it. Not only can it hold its beloved lamb and milk cup, but also Great place to play.

Obviously, Xiu also likes this place very much.

He was staring at the colorful magic ball on his head with bright eyes, and he was so happy that he called Mom and Dad and baa baa.

The brave team spent a lot of energy before coaxing the energetic little boy to sleep.

At the moment when he fell asleep, the last thought of the little guy with a smile on his lips was that it would be great to find his parents, and he would not let his parents get lost again in the future.

After bleating, Xiu went to sleep, and the brave team also planned to go to sleep.

It is indeed tiring to take care of children, much more tiring than their previous journeys and battles.

This night, the princess and the hero rarely lay down and closed their eyes, not discussing their love.

In the darkness, Bishop looked at Irene, who was breathing evenly and soundly sleeping beside her, and began to doubt whether his decision to raise a cub was correct.

The little boy took up too much of his and Irene's time, thinking about it, he was a little unhappy.

Forget it, let's raise it first. After all, it's his and Irene's child. Although I don't know where it came from, it's not too important.As for the pitiful appearance of the little guy, he will probably starve to death if no one takes care of him.

Without further thinking, he listened to the small breathing of his lover beside him, and slowly closed his eyes.

The night passed quietly.

The morning sun climbed through the window, slipped into the room, and beat back and forth on the humble bed.

Xiu, who was awakened by the light, didn't make a fuss, staring at the colorful magic crystal ball above his head, stretched out his chubby hand, and swayed it gently in circles.

As if sensing something, the magic ball also began to shake along with his movements, colliding with each other, making a crisp sound.

It wasn't until he heard the movement not far away that the little guy quickly withdrew his hand, landed on the body of the sheep and beast beside him, and gently stroked it.

"Baabaa is awake."

Bishop bent down to meet the boy's clear eyes, touched the crystal ball on his head with his fingers, and then nodded his nose.

Not only woke up, but also played with small toys.

The discovered Xiu also blinked his eyes, opened his mouth and smiled towards his father.

Then he raised his hand and played with the colorful balls openly.

After shaking it a few times, maybe I felt tired, so I put away my claws obediently.

And Bishop has only one sentence to comment on this.

"It's so lively."

Soon, the Brave Squad got up, full of energy, and they came up with countless moves to play with the little guy.

The cubs in the house barely stopped their happy bleating 'bleat'.

They were so happy that they almost finished their purpose of going to the abyss.

I only remembered this when I went to pick up milk and potatoes from the grocer.

Because the uncle said to them: "I have the map fragments left by the last brave man here, do you need them?"

Of course, the brave team who was short of the last map fragment would not refuse.

Of course, he didn't think that the uncle was so kind-hearted and gave them the fragments directly.

Bishop, who represented the opinions of the brave team, said, "What do we need to exchange for the map fragments? What do we need to use to call those potatoes and animal milk?"

Finally, it was difficult to bring the brave men into the topic of the abyss. The first brave uncle was very relieved, feeling that his efforts were not in vain.

He grabbed two handfuls of his beard, fearing that the brave men in front of him would change their minds and quickly said: "Of course you need to exchange the map with new fragments of the abyss map. Remember, you must draw it yourself. And potatoes With the beast milk, you take the empty fingers I prepared to the palace of the devil, and after you lose the battle with the devil..."

"Wait a minute, why did we lose the battle with the Demon King?"

Eddie spoke unconvinced.

The uncle who heard this laughed, with memories of the past in his laughter.

He bent slightly, propped his head on the stone table and said: "Because you can't win, the most powerful person in this world other than the Creator God is the Demon King. To him, you are just flowers and plants on the side of the road. Therefore, For the sake of using the magic circle for cleaning clothes well, I will give you a reminder, don’t try to anger the devil. Those brave men whose lifespan is so short that their names have been passed down for thousands of years have the anger of the devil on them. .so……"

"Are you also a follower of the devil?" Eddie, who had listened to various praises to the devil several times along the way, interrupted the uncle again.

"Follower?" The uncle laughed again, he waved his hand, and continued: "Don't put me together with those guys who only know how to wait. I am the gatekeeper, the gatekeeper of the abyss, and the abyss is the devil."

……

Irene was speechless looking at the pride overflowing through the beard of Uncle Brave.

What a gatekeeper.

It's not unreasonable for the gatekeeper, who can't even recognize the devil, to be so blind.

Eddie the dragon cub was very puzzled by the beliefs of these followers, he said angrily: "We will win!"

As for the other grown-up teammates of the brave team, they were silent.

Defeat the devil, maybe they have a better chance of success in the dream.

"Well, maybe." The uncle just shrugged his shoulders for the young man, and continued to speak: "In short, after the battle is over, you put this ring on the black crystal ball in the middle of the palace garden. If you don’t let go, there will be dire consequences! Well, my dear braves, now go back to the abyss where the prophecy guides you, and wish you a smooth journey in the abyss.”

After finishing speaking, the former No. [-] brave man put the fragments of the map and a black ring on the stone table, and then walked back to the small broken stone house.

The brave team who got the map fragments and the ring quickly rushed to the location of the abyss on the magic prophecy.

I have to say that the book of prophecy is really a very competent magic book, even if only the cover is lost, it still firmly guides them in the direction.

At the same time, the brave men who were on their way were not idle.

While the cub was already full and fell asleep, they began to piece together the map fragments left by the brave men of the past 1000 years.

Facts tell them that if they don't understand it, they don't understand it. Even if they put the map together, they still don't understand it.

With countless messy lines and scribbled paper, let alone the ground, they couldn't tell what kind of picture it was at all.

After giving up on continuing to study this impossible map, it didn't take long before everyone rushed to the place where they had turned up the soil and checked it before, and the little boy also woke up and opened his eyes quietly. He squinted his eyes and looked around.

As soon as she stepped into this place, the sheepskin cover was shattered into soot, and in the end there was only a ruby ​​in Irene's palm.

Look at the formation that is only ashes left, the brave team knows that the prophecy has worked hard to complete its mission.

at this time.

A distant and mysterious female voice suddenly sounded from behind the brave team.

"Wait a moment."

Just hearing this voice, everyone could no longer move, as if fate was pulled and time stopped.

Only Bishop, who was holding Xiu, looked back at the woman walking behind him.

The hugged Xiu Shi innocently blinked and shook his hands at his big partner who had been chasing and playing with him for a long time.

Sudden.

A burst of darkness enveloped the surroundings.

That is, in the blink of an eye, there is nothing else except the goddess of fate who was left in place.

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Baa Baa Xiu: If you can't catch up with me, you just can't catch up with me!

Goddess of Fate: I just want to say dirty words, but I want to be elegant and can't say it.

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Uncle Brave: Others rely on their beliefs to chase stars, but I really follow the stars down-to-earth and do what I do, even the God of Creation has to obey me!

Demon King: A lot of people are quarreling with me to sleep, annoying. I need an honest, strong, but less attractive one to guard the gate.

The number one brave man who was once strong, talkative, good-looking and honest, won.