Why does the princess wear a skirt [Western Fantasy]

No matter how stormy and stormy the sea is in Irene's heart at this moment, no one can give him any answer about this little god.

Not only that, the moment he raised his head, he also met the complicated eyes of his lover in front of him, so complicated that even his face seemed to say clearly, 'I didn't expect you to secretly give birth to me'.

Turning their eyes to the teammates again, everyone looked surprised, as if expressing the same inner emotion as Bishop with their expressions.

'You had a baby'!

Fortunately, he is determined.

Firmly understand that the gender is male and he can't give birth to a child at all.

In order not to let everyone continue to misunderstand, and to prove her innocence, Irene quickly said: "I'm not, I don't! This is not my child..."

"Mom! Meh."

The blinking little god suddenly smiled with crooked eyebrows, thinking that 'mother' was greeting him, and stretched out his hands excitedly, trying to touch the person right in front of him.

However, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't move forward any more, and his dirty little face was puffed up in a hurry.

Irene who was interrupted couldn't continue to speak. Although the little god looked like a dirty ball, no matter how dirty it was, it couldn't hide the cuteness that kept bubbling out!

Of course, this cuteness is not the reason why he can't continue, but because everyone present is looking at him with an expression of 'you are so cruel to your own child', which makes him feel very stressed and unable to speak. Continue to finish talking with your eyes on!

What else could he do, he could only hug the cute little god who was waving at him, and at the same time calmly said in a voice that everyone could hear: "I really can't give birth to a baby in such a short time." Such a big kid."

After finishing speaking, Irene didn't care what her teammates thought, and directly looked down at the little god in her arms who kept shouting "Mom, Mom".

Staring at the pair of blue eyes that were brighter and more beautiful than the sky, he stretched out his hand with a smile, and gently pinched the little god's dirty and round cheeks. The touch was so wonderful that he couldn't help but He squeezed twice more, and softly said to the little guy in his arms with wide-eyed eyes: "You, you, stop barking."

The little god whose face was pinched suddenly fell silent.

Sweetly smiled at the beautiful 'mother' who was playing with him in front of him, at the same time hooked his arms and hugged the other's neck, raised his head vigorously, and then pursed his mouth and let out a loud 'boo'.

Irene was still immersed in the cute little god's smile, which was sweeter than honey, when suddenly something soft stuck to her cheek.

Taking a closer look, the dirty little guy was already on his face, and before he had time to think about anything, his arms were empty.

I saw Bishop in front of me with a dark face, staring coldly at the dirty bastard in front of his hands, his eyes full of dissatisfaction and threats.

……

As expected of a demon king, he can threaten a child who can't even speak well.

He was a little worried looking at the young and helpless little god, and he was about to say a few words to defend and defend, but the situation on the other side had already changed.

The grinning little god happily shook his body wrapped like a small ball. He was not afraid of the dangerous gaze in front of him. With the shaking of his body, he pursed his mouth and looked at the face of "Dad" in front of him. hit on the face.

With a loud 'boo', Bishop's face also became stiff.

After a long time, he reluctantly hugged the little dirty ball whose body was still shaking with both hands, and at the same time said with disgust: "Dirty."

The brave team who saw this scene were very kind and did not expose the brave's last stubbornness.

The mouth is dirty, but the hands are tightly hugged!

In the end, it was Eddie who broke the silence first, he really wanted to play with this cute little kid even though he was dirty!

He also wants to be kissed by the little guy!

Thinking of this, he quickly ran to Bishop, smiled at the little boy, and said, "Come on, quick, let me hug you too!"

However, no one paid any attention to him.

Bishop who looked down at the boy ignored him, and the boy who smiled and looked at Bishop ignored him.

But Eddie is not someone who gives up easily. He tried his best to squeeze his face between Bishop and the kid, and said, "Look at me, look at..."

The little god seemed to be frightened by the sudden sound in his ears, so he trembled immediately, his eyes widened, his mouth was also rounded, and the eyes that were originally full of stars began to glow.

"You scared him."

Bishop frowned slightly, and walked towards Irene with the little dirty ball in his arms.

Although he didn't like this little thing, since it was in his hands, he couldn't ignore it.

Dirty, if it didn't look like him and Irene, he wouldn't care about it!

Seeing that the dirty brat in her arms was about to cry, she could only look to her lover in front of her for help.

"Hey, come and give me a hug."

Irene also felt that the little god might have been frightened, and quickly hugged the dirty ball into her arms.

Recalling the scenes of coaxing children that he had seen in his mind, he patted the little god on the back and said softly: "Don't be afraid, it's okay, don't be afraid, don't be afraid."

At this time, the little god who had buried his entire face in Irene's chest silently raised the corners of his mouth, his eyes full of cunning.

He finally found his parents!

Although there is an uncle or aunt who has been chasing after him to play, but he is already tired of playing!And the cubs he met were unwilling to play with him, and even laughed at him, saying that he was an unwanted child without parents!Impossible, he must have parents!It's just that stupid parents got lost.

Hmph, look for it, can't you find it?His parents are stronger and more beautiful than the parents of those cubs, and they will also kiss and hug him!

"Sorry, I didn't mean to."

Eddie shrugged his shoulders, with a sad face, walked up to the frightened cub and apologized softly.

He didn't smile again until the dirty little face of the kid turned around and blinked at him.

When he was happy, he lowered his voice and said, "It's so cute, I don't know if it's a girl or a boy."

After hearing this, Bishop stared at the clear and bright eyes of the dirty bastard, and said, "Girl."

With the same eyes as Irene, and looks like Irene...cute, so timid, and can act like a baby, she must be a girl!

Irene stared at the well-behaved little god, and was a little unsure of his gender.

Leslie didn't make it clear to them at first.

So cute, it must be a girl, right?

"I think it's a girl too!"

Eddie responded with a smile, but his footsteps seemed to stick to the ground, not daring to take half a step towards the cub.

He was really afraid of scaring the dirty brat again.

The teammates of the brave team also performed the same as Eddie.

Since he thinks he looks ferocious, he doesn't get close to the brat who would be scared just by making a loud voice.

Even if it is not close, it does not prevent teammates from expressing their opinions.

"Maybe it's a boy! I always thought he was a boy."

"Girl, those eyes seem to be talking."

"I think it's a girl too."

……

In the end, the careful Jerry ended the topic and said, "Whether it's a boy or a girl, first change the little guy's clothes, and then wash his face clean."

Leslie, who disagreed with everyone, stared at the little dirty ball in Irene's arms, always feeling familiar, but couldn't remember it.

In fact, they look really much like Irene and Bishop, aren't they really their children?

With gender issues aside, the Brave Squad gets to work.

In order to take care of the cub who looked so fragile, everyone put the 'small house' in the open space.

After some intense discussions, they decided to boil some hot water for the cub to wipe his body, and then prepare some food that the cub could eat.

And Irene also took out a few exquisite little skirts that were originally worn on the bear doll from her space ring, and thanked the excellent attendant, otherwise the little god's clothes would be really difficult to solve.

After everything was ready, they began to change clothes for the little god.

Since the brave team all agreed that the dirty brat was a girl except for Leslie, in the end only Irene wiped the little guy's body, and everyone else turned their backs and waited for Irene to put on the innermost shirt for the little guy. Layer clothes and come back to help.

What else can Irene, who is considered a woman, do, she can only follow suit.

Fortunately, the little guy is still young, so even a girl doesn't have to worry about anything.

He took off the layers of dirty clothes in two or three strokes, and soon a dirty-faced little boy wearing a simple chain necklace sat naked on the bed.

Not noisy or noisy, just quietly smiled at Irene.

When Irene's line of sight touched the iron ring necklace, she was thinking that it might prove the identity of the little god, when suddenly the necklace slowly disappeared under his gaze, until... it appeared in a semi-transparent state.

At the same time, the lump of dirty clothes that had been taken off on the ground suddenly caught fire.

This movement also alarmed the brave team who had turned their backs. As soon as everyone turned around, the mess of dirty clothes was burnt to the point that not even ashes remained.

"what happened?"

"Are you all right?"

"Huh? The little guy is actually a boy!"

……

The brave team almost surrounded Irene and the little god.

Except for Leslie standing in the place where there was nothing left of the burning ball, and Cook beside him.

"what happened?"

Cook looked at Leslie's serious look and asked aloud.

Leslie, who frowned slightly, looked at the boy whose face had been wiped clean on the bed at this moment, walked around the other's neck with nothing on, and said, "It's nothing. .”

Is it his delusion?

This little guy who seems to be the child of Bishop and Irene is very similar to the teacher's perfect work.

But the little god will not and cannot wake up!

Love, blood and gods, the three conditions must all be met, and they must be connected with each other. Not only that, but there are also some harsh conditions that even he doesn't know!The teacher said that this is impossible, and he sneered at the time and said that God has no love!

If it was really a small god, then when he burned the laboratory, there must be a god in it, and the god must have love in his heart, and at the same time, there must be blood symbolizing love, plus some mysterious conditions that even he doesn't know.In fact, they were the only people in the laboratory at that time. There might be love, and there seemed to be blood, but there was absolutely no god!

Thinking of this, he felt a little relieved.

Seeing his teammates on the other end stretching their paws towards the quiet boy, he hurried over with itchy hands.

Soon, with the concerted efforts of the brave team, the dirty boy turned into a clean boy, and put on a gorgeous yet cute little dress.

Except for calling 'Mom and Dad' twice or 'baa' a few times, the little boy is well-behaved and quiet, blinking his eyes, and quietly let the brave team wipe his body and change his clothes.

The soft silver hair is casually laid on the chest, the eyes seem to hide the boundless ocean, and the cheeks are flushed on the white face, looking like a delicate doll.

At this time, the doll blinked her eyes, put her hands on the big skirt, tilted her head slightly, and opened her small mouth: "baa."

For a while, the brave team fell silent, and all their eyes fell on the little guy who was bleating at them.

Yes, everyone thinks the little guy is watching them and acting coquettish to them.

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The author with weeds in his mouth: The hot chicken brain hole wants to trick me into stealing the child.

Little God: Idiot parents are lost, I want to find myself a strong and good-looking parents!

Fate by uncle or aunt: ? ? ?

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Mysterious teacher: Heh, it is impossible for a god to have love. With all due respect, gods are rubbish!Lie to my feelings, rubbish big rubbish!

God of Creation:  …