Why does the princess wear a skirt [Western Fantasy]

His strong desire to survive prevented him from fighting fiercely when he just woke up from his sleep.

The moment I opened my eyes, Irene was extremely happy.

Looking at the big head of the furry monster in front of him, facing the biting cold wind blowing in his face, and the pain from his waist and stomach, he was completely awake.

I endured the pain for a long time.

Erin couldn't take it anymore.

With a blank face, he said, "Is it fun?"

Bishop, who heard the voice, didn't stop his hands, and quickly answered: "Well, it's quite fun, do you want to try it too?"

After speaking, the hand pinching Irene's stomach moved away a little, as if sending an invitation.

……

Erin had nothing to say.

Is he asking?No, he is accusing!

Did the devil, the devil, not understand the euphemistic meaning of the words?

"It hurts. Can I stop playing?"

Irene, who couldn't bear it anymore, decided to speak bluntly.

He is also dignified!A man's head and a woman's waist cannot be touched!You can't even touch the princess' waist!

Heh, I like pinching things so much, wouldn't it be good to play with mud?

Bishop gave a hand.

After thinking for a while, he decided to abandon the so-called gentleman's pretense.

Slowly said: "Then I'll take it easy, you can continue to sleep."

What else could Erin do.

He couldn't beat Bishop again, recalling the scene of the opponent cutting monsters, his neck still felt a little cold.

It's not that I don't want to fight head-on, but that there is no chance of winning in a fight, and I can only be rubbed against the floor by the opponent.

In the end, the beautiful princess succumbed.

"Okay, take it easy then."

"Well, go to sleep."

Bishop was in a good mood, and even his tone was a little gentle.

He even took out a complete animal skin from the space ring, and put it in front of Princess Irene.

Looking down, he saw that the other party's usually pale face was blown red like an apple, and he was a little displeased, as if his territory had been violated.

At this time, Irene was thinking about whether the devil had picked up that damn gentleman script again.

Suddenly, his eyes went dark.

The whole head was covered in animal skins.

……

It was indeed his illusion.

The devil is still the devil, even with a gentleman script, his heart is still dark.

I just heard the Black Heart Demon King say: "Okay, the wind can't blow you, go to sleep."

Erin didn't answer.

After thinking about it, he leaned against Bishop and found a comfortable position to lie down.

Don't sleep for nothing!He traded his dignity, his waist and stomach for this!

Secretly muttering bad things about the Black Heart Demon King in his heart.

Soon, Princess Irene, who was wrapped in the warm animal skin, fell into a deep sleep.

Continue to dream of his wonderful life of successfully killing the devil king and returning to the king's city to eat and die.

Until Irene woke up, the devil was still pinching his belly.

Fortunately, the strength has been well grasped, and he didn't feel much pain, even... a little comfortable?

In any case, it is not a disease to love to pinch things, but it must be symptomatic and relieved, right?I can't finish pinching his face and then pinch his waist, I still want to pinch his chest!He is not a real princess, it is impossible to have breasts!

Irene, who was full of sleep, became more courageous.

Nested in the dark animal skin, relying on not being able to see the face of the devil, he began to say: "Bishop, I know there is one thing that is easy to pinch. With it, you will definitely be happy."

"Huh? What is it?"

Bishop lightly pressed the soft lump of belly meat, and when he saw the warm lump in his arms speak, he was also happy to listen to a few words.

Irene in the dark laughed silently: "Plasticine, not only is it easy to knead, but it can also knead all kinds of things."

Although most of them are toys for children under ten years old, there are also grown men with special needs like you.

"Oh? Is that so?" Bishop strengthened his hand and continued with a smile: "Then you must try it if you have the chance."

Irene's smile stagnated, and the pain came from her belly.

Suffering from the consequences of his own suffering, he could only silently survive the demon king's ravages on him.

People really shouldn't be too crazy, especially in front of dark and evil forces with great disparity in power.

As he thought about it, his thoughts diverged a little.

I am glad that I am not a real princess, otherwise, according to the development trend of the devil's hobby, sooner or later, I will stare at the proud chest that I don't know if it exists or not.

It was dark.

The brave team who had been traveling all day also stopped to rest.

The brave man and the princess had just swallowed half of the dry bread with difficulty, when the delicious smell of barbecue came from beside them.

Immediately, everyone gathered around the great magician Jerry, staring blankly at the piece of meat that was handed to the mouth of the furry monster mount.

It's not that they want to compete with Warcraft for meat, it's just that the bread is too gritty... Well, let's not hide it, they just want to compete with Warcraft for meat.

Jerry was taken aback by the sudden crowd.

He habitually wanted to hide beside Garcia, but found that the princess and the pharmacist were on both sides of him.

Encouraging himself in a low voice in his heart, after a while, he dared to meet the eyes of everyone, and said: "If you want to taste it, I can make something new..."

The voice hasn't fallen yet.

Everyone around nodded, including Garcia, who had always encouraged him.

Ever since there was a shy great magician in the brave team.

Everyone's quality of life has risen sharply, and even Irene is no longer so desperate for this trip to the abyss.

Even resting at night, the great magician can take out three sleeping bags from his simple space ring, what is he dissatisfied with!

I can be regarded as understanding that life is lived, and the pain before is all because there is no such lovely talent as Jerry in the team!

With the assistance of the furry monster, for several days in a row, the journey seemed to be flying, which was unbelievably fast.

After all, they were riding three high-level monsters. Under the awe of their aura, no monsters without long eyes would dare to block the way.

The high-level monsters were on their way fast, and the brave team was also unswervingly moving towards the abyss pointed in the magic book.

However, the further you go, the fewer and fewer plants there are.

In the end, it turned into sand directly, and I didn't even encounter a single creature along the way.

And then... the brave team walked into the vast desert full of loess.

Front, back, left, and right are all the same.

Only the way of coming, left a series of footprints of high-level monsters.

"Mino City is extremely far away from every desert, and it cannot be reached in a few days' journey, and... there is no desert in Sia in this direction." Irene spoke extremely firmly, looking at the magic prophecy book indicating that Frowning in the direction of the abyss.

As a princess, with the right to inherit, he is quite familiar with his kingdom, and there is no such desert in his memory!

God knows what happened to make it like this, after all, this is an unscientific and magical world.

Irene's eyelids twitched, feeling very uncertain.

A good forest turns into a desert after walking, no problem, no fool will believe it!

He knew that, as a team of brave men with light and hope, the journey would definitely not be peaceful.

Fortunately, there are no normal people in the team.

There are archers, pharmacists, great magicians and great swordsmen, and necromancers, dragons, holy monsters and dark elves.

Most importantly, no matter how vicious it is, it cannot be compared to the Abyss Demon King!

Thinking about it this way, you still think this weird team is not bad?

But... I seem to be useless against this backdrop.

Fortunately, this is not a big deal.

Princess Irene, who felt that her dream was about to come true, was expressionless, but her heart was slightly excited, as if she saw herself lying down and winning, and returning to Siya to be the heir of a salted fish reserve waiting to die.

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Many years later, in a cabin in a remote dark forest in the abyss of the Seta continent

The beautiful princess was lying on the rocking chair, eating the delicious and precious fruit sent by the king's brother from the dragon knight in Siarang, and receiving the comfortable shoulder massage from the handsome big devil behind her, feeling a lot of emotion in her heart.

Although the process was a bit off, and the ending was a bit off, he still won!

(Writing and writing, it almost became a side story, but how can the lazy author write so much, I can't hold back a single word.)

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Ha, the next chapter is the moment to witness the title of this article.

Everyone is looking forward to it!Oh ho ho ho, how are you, little readers in the back?Let me see your hands!