Why does the princess wear a skirt [Western Fantasy]

This kind of thinking is not just a magician, but the thought in the hearts of thousands of magicians in the magician ceremony.

Mages really feel that love is not as good as magic. After all, magic is so gorgeous, rich and colorful, so beautiful, it is worth letting them dedicate their ordinary or magnificent life!

Of course, there are quite a few of them who understand the beauty and joy of love, but so what, for magicians who have never experienced love, a love that is too beautiful will eventually be their burden on the journey of magic!They must not allow themselves to bear such a terrible burden!

The idea of ​​the magicians is so simple, so simple that it sounds reasonable and cannot be refuted.

If Irene could know their steadfast thoughts, she would definitely have to admire them, she really deserves to be a legendary magician!

It's a pity that the current Irene has no way to know, and he is not free, he is busy visiting the grand ceremony with his lover!It can be said that he was very happy and very swollen. If you pull the thread on him, it will be a balloon that can fly into the sky!

This swelling was maintained until the third day.

In the past few days, Irene, who was shopping and acting at the same time, was very happy, and Bishop, who was shopping and chatting with her lover, was also very happy. Leslie, who was handed a big bag of gold coins by the foolish orc every day when setting up a stall, was even more happy. Happy, not to mention a contented Cook.

And the mages who Shen Shen sold their useless gadgets were even happier. The smart people saw the identities of Irene and Bishop early on, and they were merciless when it came to asking prices, and those who were not smart had no scruples , Such a pleasant atmosphere spread throughout the entire mage ceremony, making everyone look beaming as if they were celebrating a reunion festival.

In order to study magic, mages also need money support!Although many materials cannot be bought with money, the vast majority of materials can definitely be bought as long as you have money!

On this third day full of joy, Princess Irene was tired.

He can't go on walking!Even if mages have new things to sell every day, they really don't want to buy them!

He was very tired after racking his brains to tell the special features of those things, and he was also very tired from shopping and walking. If it wasn't for the breath of performance in front of his lover, he would be paralyzed on the ground and refused to get up.

Shopping for happiness is happiness, but he doesn't need these things!Let’s not mention need or need, it’s really tiring to pretend to be real, and it’s really tiring to think too much, he can’t pretend anymore, he just wants to be an ordinary rich and silent passerby in the story.

Therefore, today's Princess Irene is uncharacteristically.

Pulling Bishop to sit on the stone steps in a small corner of the bustling ceremony, quietly admiring the magicians coming and going.

How nice it is to be quiet, hold each other's big paws, enjoy the coolness of the shadows under the sun, and then have a few touching words of love with your loved ones...

The princess who lightly scratched the brave man's palm was about to say something to make this warm atmosphere more beautiful.

Unfortunately, I didn't have time to speak.

Because accidents always come earlier than planned.

"Little Irene, why don't you go shopping today? Do you want to sit here and chat with us old people?"

Several white-bearded mages removed the invisibility spell, and they sat in a row, as if they were going to enjoy the peace with the brave and the princess.

There's no way, they've already been sitting here!After finally finding a corner to secretly catch up with old friends from different camps, I was just about to get ready when I was interrupted by two little guys who broke in!It seems that I am about to do something shy!

Tsk, young man, he was deceived by love.

When will these little guys understand that power and magic are the true meaning of life.

But the little guys are still young, so it’s good to enjoy other things more, and when they get older, they will be able to resist these temptations.

Irene doesn't understand and doesn't want to understand the thoughts of the old people.

He looked at the white-bearded and white-haired old mage who suddenly appeared in this row, and said quietly: "I am obviously sitting with my lover."

After she finished speaking, her butt moved closer to Bishop's direction.

The meaning inside and outside the words is very obvious, that is, I don't want to chat with the elderly.

It's not that he doesn't respect the elderly, but that these dozen or so elderly people are dressed in eerie ways, as if they are holding some mysterious activities in secret.

And he and Bishop are like innocent little mages who interrupted the mysterious activities.

For the sake of the rare quietness today, it is better not to chat with the mysterious old people.

Besides, who knows if these old people are plot characters who suddenly issued tasks?After all, they are a brave team carrying light and hope!

"Well, since this is the case, why don't you go somewhere else?"

The old mage blinked kindly at Irene, and very gently signaled him to find another place to stay.

But Princess Irene is no ordinary person.

Having swollen for two or three days, he entered the drama too deeply, and felt that he was an arrogant, wealthy and elegant nobleman.

Without even thinking about it, I opened my mouth directly: "It's nice and quiet here, I just want to sit here."

Hearing this, the mages were not ordinary people either. They smiled slightly, and then disappeared in front of the brave man and the princess, and immediately started their reminiscences.

Since they don't want to move a place, they can't be blamed for destroying the beautiful and warm love.

Of course, even though they were no longer invisible, they still set up a magic circle to block sight and spells.

They are no longer the little magicians of the past, and they who are in different camps should be careful when they get together, so as not to be caught.

As for the brave man and princess in front of me...

The brave who shoulder the mission of light and hope are always on the neutral side. No matter what force they come from, they can only stand in the brightest place in the end and work hard for the light of Seta.

And Bishop is no normal person.

Except for nodding and saying hello to the old mages with white beard and white hair at the beginning, these mages who were chatting lightly and talking about the old days were ignored later, and Irene and Irene continued to touch each other's paws with a calm demeanor. It was as if the mages around him had never existed before.

Touching and touching, he suddenly leaned into his lover's ear and whispered, "You have grown flesh, and your hands are softer and fatter."

The old mages quietly pricked up their ears, waiting for this stupid brave man to make the little princess angry.

Although few of them have experienced love, they have seen a lot!

Besides, who wasn't a little nobleman when he was young?Even if they are not nobles, they have learned gentleman's etiquette, and they know that they can't casually say fat and similar words to women.

"Really? I've gained weight?"

Irene looked back and forth carefully at her supposedly fattened paws in surprise, trying to see the basis for her growing flesh.

As if he had grown flesh, he had grown taller.

But it’s not too bad. Growing meat means eating well, and eating well means good nutrition. Rounding it up like this, it’s about growing taller!

He is still young this year, he is only around, and he can still grow!

"It's grown a bit." Bishop grabbed Irene's dangling little paw back into his hand, smiled and squeezed the other's little face, and continued: "It's a pity that the face didn't grow."

……

Erin was sure to hear deep regret in her lover's voice, the kind of regret that he hadn't turned into a big fat man.

Fortunately, he also understands very well. In his distant past life, he thought about it in the middle of the night. If he also has a cute girlfriend, then of course he should pet him, feed him and feed him again!

Now that he is so cute, it's normal for Bishop to have such thoughts!

However, if he really becomes a fat man, it will be difficult for him to maintain his elegant, beautiful and noble princess image!this is not good!

Thinking of this, he squinted his eyes and said to his lover: "It's okay to be fat, but not too fat!"

"Aren't the fat ones cute? The round ones are like a beautiful crystal ball."

While speaking, Bishop took out a small round crystal ball from the space ring, turned the small paw in his hand over, and gently placed the small crystal ball in Irene's palm.

Princess Irene was playing with the small crystal ball, and at the same time glanced at Bishop who wanted to feed him into a ball.

Oh man.

Having said that, when he is really fat and becomes a ball, he will definitely dislike it again.

Men are so bad, including himself!

Thinking of this, he was a little unhappy, but he didn't want to show it, so he could only say: "The crystal ball is so cute, and when I'm round, I'm only fat."

Bishop who heard this said with a smile: "You are only fat, and I only like you."

In this world, only Irene was his favorite.

"Then you have to do what you say."

Irene, who was holding the crystal ball, had reddish ears, looked up at Bishop's light green crystal-like gentle eyes, and unconsciously said this sentence, quite loudly, confidently and loudly. kind.

After finishing speaking, he felt that it was not very good, but his mind was full of liking. He couldn't think about what was wrong, so he said, "I only like you, but you can't be fat, and you won't look good when you are fat." .”

If Bishop got fat...

Then he still likes it, just a little bit less.

After all, he is such a bad man.

The brave man and the princess here are staging a beautiful love story, while the old mages sitting next to them sighed quietly and left silently.

They are not suitable to stay in this kind of place, they should find a more remote corner, the kind of corner where love will never happen.

Why can't they think about it when they are old and accept this kind of stimulation?

Love stories are usually more intense in the end. At least when Bishop and Irene left this quiet corner, their ears were red.

It didn't take long for the brave team who went separately to visit the grand ceremony to gather together again.

Different from the previous few days, they also have a small event tonight, which is to go to the tavern to drink for the purpose of celebrating the newly joined orc partners.

It's actually very simple, just want to drink.

Irene also thought about it, but he was just a very normal human being, and he couldn't do these few non-human beings who almost went straight into the big wooden barrel and poured it into his mouth.

So I can only restrain myself, so as not to drink too much, accidentally get alcohol poisoned, or... directly reveal my gender, the former will die, and the latter will die too.So, cherishing life, he decided to use his identity as a woman to drink milk or something.

As long as you live long, what kind of wine will you not have to drink in the days to come?

But you can't drink too much milk, just like now, if you drink too much, the princess who is just an ordinary human wants to go to the toilet.

The tavern at night was even more lively than the mage ceremony in the daytime. It was really crowded. If he wasn't really in a hurry, the elegant man really didn't want to go through the crowd to go to the toilet.

When Jerry was called to chat by those mage friends just now, he was almost crushed by the crowd walking around in the tavern. He was really pitiful and helpless. Such a tragic situation was just him for a while, and it was desolate to think about it.

But no matter how melancholy it is, there's nothing I can do. I've struggled with it for too long, and I really can't hold back this desire to urinate!

After saying hello to the lovers and teammates who were drinking each other, Irene didn't wait for a reply, and went straight into the crowd, looking for the direction of the toilet.

Bishop who quickly put down his wine glass looked at Irene's disappearing figure, frowning slightly.

Originally, he wanted to follow, but he couldn't tell where his lover had gone, so he could only give up the idea.

Princess Irene, relying on her vigorous skills and the countless ways to squeeze the bus in her previous life, was very smooth and successful, and it didn't take long to reach the paid toilet for noble women.

Everything is perfect except for the messy hair and clothes.

After going to the comfortable, happy and relaxing toilet very smoothly and fluently, he then slowly tidied up his clothes.

After doing this, he didn't plan to go back right away, there was no way, the crowd in the tavern was even more crowded than before!Now that I want to go back to the original position, I'm afraid I have to use magic to fly up. It's a good idea, but it's a pity that magic is forbidden in the tavern.

But standing in front of the toilet and waiting is not a good way to be elegant.

The princess planned to find a quiet corner to stay.

But are there really quiet corners in taverns?

Indeed there is none.

Irene looked at the four guys who were not far away holding sacks directly on the head of a poor magician, who were obviously not good, and couldn't help but sigh in her heart, God of light, he actually witnessed the incident of putting sacks with his own eyes. An enduring routine!

Just as he was about to sneak away quickly, his eyes met those four things that were all covered in black cloaks and only had green eyes.

Things, yes, these few are not human at all, and this is not a simple beating with sacks!

Without even thinking about it, Irene took out the escape scroll directly from the space ring, four against one, it's not worthwhile to fight, if you don't run, when will you wait?

However, even though the scrolls were clearly used, his eyes still went dark and he was put into a sack.

At the last moment, he was still thinking that people should not commit suicide. If he went to the toilet peacefully and then squeezed through the crowd to go back, there would definitely not be such a sad routine. Things that are not human are covered with sacks!

Before he could continue to grieve, light appeared in front of his eyes again.

Opening his eyes, he saw many... people standing in the dark space.

It turns out that this sack is still a space that can hold people?

"Eileen, are you okay?"

Jerry quickly passed several mages blocking the way in front of him, ran in front of his teammates, raised his head, and asked very worriedly.

Also at this time, Bishop in the tavern suddenly put the wine glass in his hand heavily on the table, and stood up straight away, his eyes full of rage!

Erin's aura suddenly disappeared!