Underworld Merry Flower

"Slick tone." Xun Heng opened his eyes, and there was a faint gleam in his deep eyes, "Since you can't conjure the moon, then..."

Chao Xi smiled lightly and said, "Then untie your corset and see if there is a bright moon on your chest."

Want to trick me into undressing again?

Xun Heng looked down to see that Chao Xi's hand was still on his heart, then grabbed his wrist and took out the thief hand: "I won't believe your words anymore."

Chao Xi leaned on Xun Heng's shoulder with a smile, his warm lips fell on Xun Heng's jade-like earlobe, and his voice was as gentle as water: "I won't lie to you this time."

Xun Heng pushed Chao Xi away, turned around and unbuttoned the front of his shirt, and there were two bright red blood characters of "Tide" imprinted on his chest.

"Chao Xi, how dare you print on my chest!" Xun Heng closed his shirt, turned around and questioned Chao Xi, his voice was not as calm as usual, and seemed a little irritable.

Chao Xi spread out his palm, and a piece of fly ash from the talisman paper in his palm was blown away by the wind: "Mr. Xun Heng, have you heard the saying that the moon is born with the tide? The tide is born... the tide is born to the moon, these two words are poured into the moon. All my painstaking efforts, unless I disappear from this cosmic prehistoric world, this word will not be able to get rid of it no matter what."

"You..." Xun Heng raised his right hand, and the golden light in his palm exploded. If this palm hit Chao Xi, the mark on his chest would be erased, but seeing the soft ripples in Chao Xi's clear eyes, Xun Heng Heng's fingers tightened inch by inch, and finally turned around with a flick of his sleeves, sighing.

Chao Xi tugged on Xun Heng's sleeve, and said softly, "Mr. Xun Heng, if you are too angry, you can tattoo your name on my chest too."

Xun Heng tugged at his cuffs, and said coldly, "I don't have the bad habit of scribbling, and besides, this body is not yours!"

"Oh, that's right. Then after I finish the task and recover my real body, you can engrave it again, and you can engrave it wherever you want."

"No!" Xun Heng gritted his teeth.

"Engrave it, I do it voluntarily." Chao Xi wrapped his arms around Xun Heng's waist from behind.

Xun Heng's body froze, as if he was carrying a thousand gold weight, and it was difficult to breathe.

Xun Heng remembered that he once said that the jellyfish is as beautiful as it is beautiful, but it is extremely poisonous, and now it has become a prophecy, the poison is gradually invading the heart from the body.

Xun Heng remained motionless, and Chao Xi took this performance as acquiescence, turned the secret joy in his heart into strength, and locked Xun Heng's body tightly, for fear that he would disappear as soon as he let go.

Being intimate with Xun Heng on a piece of scorched earth is really unpleasant, but Chao Xi can't control that much. Xun Heng, a fossil-like character, must always instill love in him, approach him, touch him, and create a sense of presence in various forms. He will feel it.

Chao Xi wanted to hold Xun Heng in his arms until the end of time, but the reality was not as he wished.

There was a loud voice in the distance, and the siren of a police car.Few people usually come to this abandoned factory area, but there are several residential buildings around. They should have called the police because they heard a loud explosion.

Chao Xi reluctantly let go of Xun Heng, looked back and said, "Someone is here, let's go home."

Xun Heng didn't answer, grabbed Chao Xi's arm, swung upwards, and in an instant he was in the courtyard of the court.

"It's better to be a fairy." Chao Xi sincerely sighed. It took more than an hour to drive, but he arrived in the blink of an eye with a flash of thought.

"Don't you hate being a god?" Xun Heng let go of Chao Xi, and carefully smoothed out the wrinkles on his robe.

"Huh? Who said that?" Chao Xi blinked, pretending not to know, "It's great to be a fairy, to live forever, to be at ease, and the scenery of the Heavenly Palace is even more beautiful. Especially the Zile Palace, the residence of Lord Xunheng, where Baoyu makeup Cheng, the auspicious auspicious circle around the pillar, the purple energy is condensed... (dozens of praise words are omitted below), there is immortal energy to be raised, Mr. Xun Heng is so stunning and beautiful, and so am I."

"..." Chao Xi made so many preparations, but the ultimate goal was to boast. Xun Heng didn't bother to share his knowledge, so he pointed to the door and said, "Go in and tell us about today's affairs."

Chao Xi spread his hands and shrugged, "Nothing happened today except you came to see me."

There were dark clouds over Xun Heng's head. If he hadn't come in time, he and Chao Chuyang might not have seen the sun.This is also called nothing happened?

The great god in front of him was about to be irritated by him, so Chao Xi secretly stuck out his tongue, stepped up the steps, and unlocked the password of the door with his fingerprint. With a beep, the password was passed, and Chao Xi pushed the door in, but couldn't move it, as if something blocked it.

what's the situation?Chao Xi knocked on the door and heard a "woo woo" sound from inside.Chao Xi frowned and took two steps back, kicking hard on the door, the door finally opened, accompanied by Chao Chuyang's scream.

"Ah——" Chao Chuyang was knocked far away by Chao Xi with his chair, and he crawled at Jiang Ziwen's feet with a "slap".

"What shameful things are you two doing in the house? You are still blocking the door." Chao Xi asked.

Chao Chuyang struggled and turned over, only then did Chao Xi see him being tied up on a high-backed chair, with tears in his eyes, a red nose, and a pair of chopsticks in his mouth.

"What a dead ghost...not Siyin..." Chao Chuyang had chopsticks in his mouth, and his words were slurred.

Jiang Ziwen covered his neck with his hands the whole time, without saying a word.

Chao Xi couldn't understand what Chao Chuyang said, so he asked another person, "Ziwen, what's going on?"

Jiang Ziwen turned his head to the side, and said angrily: "This unruly man is wild and unruly. I saw his nose hurt, so I used elderberry to heal it. I didn't expect him to take the opportunity to bite my neck and not let go, like a hell vicious dog."

"Four dogs!" Chao Chuyang looked up and stared at Jiang Ziwen fiercely, biting the chopsticks in his mouth so that they "clicked".

These two enemies.Chao Xi shook his head helplessly and said, "Can't you get along peacefully? Love each other like me and Tianzun?"

Xun Heng was taken aback for a moment, his eyes were deep.

Jiang Ziwen looked surprised: "Ming... are you with Tianzun?"

Chao Chuyang bit off the chopsticks with all his might, and after spitting out sawdust, he said loudly, "My brother and Tianzun have been married for a long time. If you bully me again, I'll ask my brother-in-law to beat you up!" .”

Still married?Why didn't this kind of big news spread in the Three Realms?Hidden marriage?Jiang Ziwen's eyes widened in disbelief.

Chao Xi took a look at Xun Heng, and hurriedly skipped over this: "Brother, you only suffer from this kind of flesh and blood because you talk too much."

"Xiao Xi, you don't know that this male ghost has a tendency to show off." Chao Chuyang pouted, motioning Chao Xi to look at his body, "Look at how skillful he is in binding, I suspect there are TVs and computers in the underworld, this pervert usually sure I watch a lot of porn."

Chao Xi supported his forehead, and Jiang Ziwen, as the king of Hades, is proficient in operating various instruments of torture is an essential skill for his work, so he doesn't need to watch movies to learn.Binding this kind of primary criminal law, he can arrange it in place with a flick of a finger.

"Brother, listen to my advice, don't be too skinny, life is too short, why bother with yourself."

"I..." Zhao Chuyang looked at the three people present, none of them spoke for him, his heart was really cold, he turned his head to choke speechlessly in grievance.

Xun Heng couldn't stand it anymore, and issued an order: "Jiang Ziwen, untie him."

Jiang Ziwen pulled Chao Chuyang up and untied the rope, the two stared at each other, neither of them looked good.

After Jiang Ziwen untied Chao Chuyang, Xun Heng said to him again: "You go back to the underworld first."

"Yes." Jiang Ziwen disappeared in the blink of an eye.Chao Chuyang stood up and rubbed his arms, humming and chirping.

Xun Heng ignored him and said to Chao Xi, "Go to your room."

This is the rhythm of talking alone, Chao Xi rolled his eyes, and simply took Xun Heng's hand and said, "Tianzun is tired from the boat, why don't you take a bath first, there is a big bath in Chao's house, it is very comfortable to soak in."

Xun Heng was about to refuse, but Chao Xi had forcibly led him to the backyard.

The author has something to say:

Jiang Ziwen: I'd rather be alone forever than this rascal.

Chao Chuyang: Bah!It's like I don't care about you.