Underworld Merry Flower

Chao Chuyang drove wildly all the way, cutting the time to go home by half.

After arriving home, Chao Chuyang and Chao Xi began to search for the Sanqing Bowl in the warehouse. There were a lot of items in the warehouse. This magic weapon was never used after it was taken back, so I don't know where it was hidden.

The two searched for a long time, and finally found the Sanqing bowl at the bottom of a mahogany box. The original golden bowl was deformed by heavy objects, and the surface color had degraded, making it mottled.

Chao Chuyang took the Sanqing Bowl in his hand and looked at it over and over again, and finally with a bitter face, he lamented hopelessly: "This magic weapon can no longer be used, and the sky will kill me."

The Chao family didn't keep the magic weapon well, and Chao Xi had no choice but to pat Chao Chuyang on the back and shook his head, "Brother, it seems that you can only have sex with Master Xuelian."

Chao Chuyang was so anxious that he scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks, and finally said with a heartbeat, picked up a big sword next to him, put it into Chao Xi's hand, and said, "Xiao Xi, you can't be humiliated, you can give me a good time."

"What nonsense!" Chao Xi threw away the sword, persuading him, "Ghosts are not as scary as you think, the underworld is just like the human world, it is a prosperous world, with a hierarchy, pavilions, towers and pavilions, beautiful and ugly. "

Chao Chuyang didn't believe it: "Impossible, the ghosts I saw were all ugly, like the two blocking our way, ugly and disgusting."

Chao Xi said: "The ghosts lingering in the world are not only natural deaths, but those who have not had time to lure their souls into the underworld, and the rest are basically abnormal deaths. This kind of ghosts can't be resentful, and they will maintain the most hideous side when they die. Blood lotus You got it in the ghost market, and the owner should be a legal Yin businessman, so you don't have to worry too much."

"How do you know so clearly?" Chao Chuyang stared blankly at Chao Xi, he spoke very seriously, without the slightest intention of joking, as if he had been in the underworld, and he also knew the Nether Art!

Ordinary onmyojis walk in Yin and stop at the gate of ghosts. Those with deep knowledge can send spirits to Huangquan Road, but they have to have a good relationship with Yin soldiers.Although Chao Xiaoxi is very talented and capable of being higher than ordinary onmyojis, Chao Chuyang has never seen him go yin and yang. The two brothers have nothing to do to help others learn Fengshui. After people really debuted, the number of ghost encounters can be counted on the fingers.

Nether Jue is a legendary magical skill. It is recorded in a very old metaphysics book. It is said that when the Nether Jue starts, the sky and the earth will be dark, and the Yinmen will rise from the landslides and cracks, and will pull the haunted ghosts into purgatory. Lord dedicated.

Chao Chuyang didn't know if Chao Xi was using the Nether Art, but the picture was basically the same as the one described in the ancient book.Chao Chuyang was shocked at the time, and before he had time to ask him, he saw the gods descending to earth and dragged him into a radiant enchantment. He didn't know what indescribable things they were doing inside.

Looking back now, Zhao Chuyang felt that things were not simple.

Chao Xi expected that Chao Chuyang would have doubts, so he could only pull Xun Heng out as a shield: "The Tianzun told me these things."

"What about the Nether Art? It was also taught by Tianzun?"

"Ah."

"Tianzun really didn't treat you as an outsider." Zhao Chuyang said so, but his heart was still full of doubts, and he always felt that after the ghost marriage, Chao Xiaoxi had changed too much.

The sanqing bowl couldn't be used, and the two returned from the warehouse without success. There were still two hours before dawn, and Chao Chuyang sat numbly by the bed, praying that the owner of the blood lotus would best put on makeup and come back like a human being.

At [-]:[-] in the morning, the wind chime hanging on the door of Chao Chuyang's bedroom rang, and the crisp sound alarmed Chao Xi who was guarding the next room.

Chao Xi looked at a side of glass pasted on the window, he had tampered with it before, if the owner of the blood lotus appeared, Chao Xi would be able to see it.

The wind chimes jingled, and within a short while, a tall and vague figure gradually took shape on the glass, wearing a strict black suit, fully revealing his burly figure.

Since the underworld is the closest to the human world, the clothes they wear are constantly changing with the clothes from Yangshishao. The ghosts living in Fengdu City can wear whatever they like. Suits are a recent style that are popular among male ghosts. of favor.

Chao Xi felt that this ghost looked familiar, so he took a closer look, ha, it really was an acquaintance.

It was obviously the first time Jiang Ziwen, king of Yan Luo Qin Guang, had done such a thing, hesitation was written on his serious and cold face, and he kept wandering at the door of Chao Chuyang's bedroom.

Chao Xi didn't understand how this ten-thousand-year bachelor would come up with the trick of planting a blood lotus to have sex with mortals.The female ghosts who admired him in the underworld lined up at the gate of the King of Hell's hall, but he kept his distance and did private affairs during working hours.

Jiang Ziwen hesitated for a long time, finally made up his mind, opened the door and entered the bedroom.

Not long after he entered, Chao Xi heard Chao Chuyang's desperate growl from the next door: "Fuck, you are such a fucking male ghost!!! Get out, I'd rather die than let you pick chrysanthemums!"

Then there was a "crackling" sound of throwing things.

Chao Xi opened the door and was about to come forward to save the siege, but Jiang Ziwen staggered and was pushed out by Chao Chuyang, and then there was a loud closing sound of the door.

Jiang Ziwenjun's face was as black as a piece of carbon, and a lot of white down was stained on his straight suit, and he put his foot on the door angrily, and said angrily: "If I knew you were so rude, I would never come here! "

The dignified King Qin Guang was swept out of the house, and Chao Xi couldn't help laughing out loud.

Jiang Ziwen turned his head and stared at Chao Xi viciously, with a terrifying expression.

"It's funny?" The dignified underworld official was disgusted and made fun of by mortals, Jiang Ziwen was so angry, mortals are so bold now, don't they have any respect for ghosts and gods?

Chao Xi stopped laughing, and called softly, "Ziwen."

Jiang Ziwen gritted his teeth for a moment, and asked coldly, "How do you recognize me?"

Chao Xi said: "Now is the office hours of the underworld official. You are not working in Yan Luodian, so you came to the world to meet your lover?"

"You are..." Jiang Ziwen calmed down, only to realize that the person in front of him looked somewhat similar to Emperor Hades, and his tone of voice was very recognizable.

"Underworld Emperor." Jiang Ziwen immediately knelt down on one knee, bowed his head and bowed to Chao Xi: "I am a poor official, I hope Emperor Underworld will forgive me."

"Get up and talk."

Chao Xi led Jiang Ziwen into the house, and asked him, "Is Tianzun in the underworld?"

Jiang Ziwen replied: "Yes, I was ordered by Tianzun to undo the blood lotus seal. Tianzun didn't tell me that the person who got the blood lotus seal was a man, and he didn't mention that Emperor Ming was also here." Jiang Ziwen's tone was very helpless.

Just to mention the main point, this is like Xun Heng's style of doing things. He found the owner of the blood lotus not long after he went to the underworld, and his efficiency made Chao Xi feel ashamed.

Chao Xi asked, "Why did you use the blood lotus as bait to marry a mortal?"

Jiang Ziwen said: "I am the only one in Yama of the Ten Temples who is still single, and I am often teased by my colleagues, so I went to the ghost woman to find a way. The ghost woman asked me to use blood lotus as a matchmaker. Whoever is the best will be my destined marriage. I didn't expect He's a slut." Having said that, Jiang Ziwen sighed sadly.

There is no gender difference in the love of ghosts and gods. Jiang Ziwen once had a different kind of affection for Chao Xi, but the difference in rank between him and Chao Xi is too great to dare to think about it.

When Chao Xi heard that he and Chao Chuyang were destined for marriage, he was a little surprised, so he didn't want to interfere, so he came up with an idea: "He is my real brother in this body, with a very easy-going personality, and he doesn't care much about Long Yang Rejection, it's just that your move is too unexpected, and he can't accept it for a while. You can use an illusion to make him think you are a woman, and it will work."

When Jiang Ziwen heard this, his expression became even worse: "This...it's absolutely impossible. No matter how you say it, I'm a small god. How can I have fun under a mortal. I simply used ecstasy to fascinate his mind and make him fall into a coma. I don't know what happened."

"It's very unfair to him to lose his dignity like this." Chao Xi said, "You'd better find a way to reach a consensus with him."

Jiang Ziwen said helplessly: "I have never met him before. This trip is to undo the blood lotus mark, and he still hits me. How can we reach a consensus?"

Jiang Ziwen's tone is full of grievances. He ranks first among the Ten Temples of Yama. His personal magic power and charm are second to none in the underworld. He is a standard diamond-encrusted tall, rich and handsome. He is usually majestic and inviolable, but now he has a big somersault in front of Chao Chuyang, a mortal. .

Jiang Ziwen counted the time and said: "This time, let's undo the blood lotus mark first, and explain it to him when we have a chance in the future. Since it is a destined marriage, we will be together no matter how hard it is."

Chao Xi nodded and said, "You can decide for yourself, be careful, don't hurt him."

Poor Chao Chuyang, it was the first time that he was snatched away by King Yama in such a muddled dream.

The next day, Chao Chuyang felt uncomfortable all over. Seeing that the blood lotus on his chest had disappeared, he was puzzled.

During the meal, Chao Chuyang asked Chao Xi: "Xiao Xi, the blood lotus mark on my chest disappeared, but I obviously didn't have sex with that male ghost, why did it disappear?"

Chao Xi said, "Are you feeling unwell now?"

Chao Chuyang said: "I just feel my back is sore, I'm lazy, and I don't have any energy."

"Besides these, do you have any other feelings?"

Chao Chuyang shook his head: "After I drove that male ghost out, I fell asleep not long after, and I didn't dream. When I woke up, the blood lotus was gone."

Chao Xi will not tell Chao Chuyang that after you fell asleep, you were tossed about by King Yama for nearly two hours.Chao Chuyang didn't react much to such a high-intensity exercise. It seemed that Jiang Ziwen was very gentle and didn't overdo it.And it can be seen from this that Chao Chuyang's physique is also different from that of ordinary people. No matter how gentle and careful Jiang Ziwen is, he always comes from the underworld, and the yin energy in his body is enough to make an ordinary person seriously ill.Not only is Chao Chuyang not sick, but his complexion looks particularly rosy, and it can be seen that the intercourse is very harmonious.

Thinking of this, Chao Xi wants to say a few good words for Jiang Ziwen: "Brother, as an onmyoji, what you do is deal with ghosts. Why do you reject ghosts so much? I think that male ghost looks good and has a good temperament. You have endured beatings and scolding, and you are patient enough to undo the seal for you, you are a good ghost."

Zhao Chuyang's white eyes almost rolled out of their sockets, he swallowed the food in his mouth and said, "Xiao Xi, you're not mistaken, are you talking to ghosts? Although I am an onmyoji, I don't have the profoundness of letting nature take its course." Enlightened, you can have intercourse with non-human spirits without hindrance. Besides, Tianzun is a god, and he is hundreds of blocks ahead of that male ghost in every aspect. You don’t feel back pain when you stand and talk.”

Chao Xi said: "Everything has its definite order, so why are there so many people in the ghost market planting blood lotus on you?"

Chao Chuyang stroked his chin, and analyzed: "The male ghost must have been attracted by my beauty in the prosperous age, and then he had evil thoughts in his heart, and hurt him."

Chao Xi: "..." It's not that the whole family doesn't come into the house. Chao Chuyang's brazenness is comparable to his own, and he doesn't pretend to be boastful.

Chao Xi stopped answering the call, thinking about where to find the evil master.

The Shurangama Sutra says: "In the Dharma-ending period, the teachings of evil teachers are like the sands of the Ganges River." Admiring lust/desire, breaking precepts, words and behaviors are extremely confusing, causing beginners to fall into evil ways unknowingly, and fall into the black dream they made up.

For example, sand from the Ganges River sounds easy to find, but now that the evil sects are severely punished in the world, and evil masters no longer dare to blatantly confuse the world, it is still relatively difficult to find them.

Chao Xi was thinking about it when Chao Chuyang's cell phone rang.

Chao Chuyang's eating habits are not good, he always devours food voraciously, his mouth is bulging, and he chews food while answering the phone, and the sound of "bajibaji" is really unpleasant.

Not knowing what was said on the other end of the phone, Chao Chuyang was taken aback for a moment, then spat out the contents of his mouth with a "poof", and laughed while covering his stomach.

Chao Xi quickly picked up the plate to block the food residue he sprayed over.

"Weird things happen every year, especially this year." Chao Chuyang put down the phone and cupped his cheeks with both hands to prevent his smile from deforming. "Xiao Xi, I'm here for business. Hurry up and pack up and go watch the black-hearted nouveau riche old man dance."

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Hades is not easy either.