There are always cubs falling from the sky[Comprehensive]

"Dazai, wake up."

The bulging bag in the bed moved, turned over and then remained silent again.

Shang Tian poked again.

"Dazai, it's already nine o'clock." If he didn't get up for breakfast at 07:30, he didn't bother him because he didn't get enough sleep during this period.

The bag didn't even move this time and pretended to be dead.

Shang Tian lifted a corner of the quilt, revealing a black curly head first, and then a cute little face with baby fat flushed from sleep.It's so cute, I couldn't resist reaching out and pinching it.

"Ok?"

Shang Tian felt something was wrong.

Lift the cub's forehead hair to touch his forehead, put his hands on it and feel the temperature carefully: "It feels a little hot, dazai, do you feel uncomfortable?" It should be about 1 degree lower, and the heat is really hard to judge whether you are sick.

"Wow." Dazai snorted.

It was no different from his usual coquettish moaning, and he couldn't tell if he was uncomfortable.To be on the safe side, Shang Tian planned to measure his temperature to see if he had a fever.Fortunately, many cubs have been raised at home and occasionally get sick. Tools such as thermometers are always available at home.

laser.

Just scan and get the data on the spot.

Shang Tian looked at the data: "38°5." This data would be considered a fever condition for a normal person, "Dazai, you have a fever, mom will take you to see a doctor."

"Don't!" Dazai stretched out his hands and pulled the quilt to wrap himself into a ball again. Last time when Shang Tian took him for the vaccine, although he didn't cry, he just watched the sharp needles go into the meat The tactile and visual scares are too bad.

It's not up to him.

Shang Tian forcibly pulled off his little quilt to dress him, and the cub was directly suppressed by force because of his weak resistance due to illness.

"Mom, don't see a doctor." Dazai put his arms around the breeder's neck, trying to soften the breeder's heart with a pitiful and cute expression.

pity.

Shang Tian would usually compromise when seeing his expression, but she was unequivocal when it came to health issues, and ruthlessly dismissed: "No!" She stretched out her hand to pinch the back of his fate to prevent the cub from slipping away.

Going out with Dazai in his arms, he said to Saiki Kusuo under the porch: "Nanmei, Dazai is sick. Mom took him to see a doctor. Can you help mom look at Chiu?"

It's unreliable to entrust a four-year-old child to see a baby where ordinary people are, but Saiki Kusuo is a powerful superpower, because the deity has a pair of unreliable stupid parents, he has awakened self-awareness since birth, He takes care of himself most of the time and is a very reliable 'little adult'.

"Okay, Mom."

"Ma, go." Shang Ye, who was more than seven months old, was able to hold back a single word now. He used his gravity ability to float up, and Bara expressed on his mother that he would also go.

Shang Tian said lightly: "Oh, speaking of it, according to the list in the vaccine book, Jiu should also be vaccinated against measles. The doctor said that it can be done a few days in advance, so let's go together."

Nakaya's blue eyes froze for a moment.

Newborns should not have too many vaccinations. Babies under one year old will receive several injections almost every month.I didn't feel it when I didn't recover my memory before. Children don't remember the pain and forget it after suffering.After recovering his memory, Zhong Ye gave an injection completely with his own consciousness for the first time, and he suffered from needle fainting.

After hearing this, Zhong also quickly flew back to the position just now, picked up a toy duckling and crunched it, pretending that he had a good time playing.

The measles vaccine will not be given until August, and there is still half a month left.

Do what you can!

Shang Tian shook the phone: "Nan Miao will pick up mom at noon." It's convenient to have someone with superpowers at home. It's convenient to come back at noon to cook a meal for the cubs. Teleportation is very convenient.

Saiki Kusuo was very happy to help: "Okay, Mom." He asked again: "Do you want to send Mom there?"

Shang Tian shook his head: "No need." Dazai was very afraid of going to the hospital, and the driving distance on the road was considered as a time for him to relax.

Saiki Kusuo nodded, thinking of something, he said again: "Mom, Dazai jumped into the cold spring for a while when he said he was hot yesterday afternoon. Is it because of this that he got sick?" The cold spring exploded in the back mountain.

Dazai's spirit immediately wilted like a withered flower.

Shang Tian glared at him: "Wait until you recover from illness."

Why do you want to soak in water? It sounds like you want to commit suicide by jumping into the water.It was probably because it was too cold to be soaked in, and the biting cold feeling was not very pleasant, so I climbed up again by myself because I felt uncomfortable.

She went down the mountain yesterday on business.

I didn't watch it for half an hour, and I took the opportunity to die.

Gong Feng pushed down the flat glasses on the bridge of his nose, and asked mockingly, "Dive again this time? Where did he jump?" He was very impressed with the black-haired cub, who seemed to like water quite a lot.

The previous three colds were all due to water.

Once into a river, once into a well, and once into a fish tank.

He is still weak.

As long as the temperature difference between body temperature and water is too large, it is easy to get sick.

Shang Tian said with a sneer: "There is a cold spring in the back mountain, and the temperature looks like 7-10 degrees." Seeing a doctor always needs to explain the cause of the disease in order to treat it better. If it is left in other hospitals, it can only be said that it fell accidentally.

At this time, her cell phone rang, so she went out to answer the call.

The breeder is absent.

Dazai revealed his true nature: "Heh."

He sneered: "Short doctor, just prescribe me a cold medicine." He hated this underground doctor Gong Feng who had a three-point similarity in both identity and personality, yes, he was just venting his anger.

Straight to the weak point.

Gong Feng's eyes became sharp.

He picked up the laser instrument to test the temperature: "Open your mouth, the mouth is 38.5. Stretch your arms, the armpit is 37." Osamu Dazai is very cooperative with this, and the child can't resist with strength, so it is better to take the initiative to force him to suffer.

Put down the laser.

Gong Feng said again: "Take off your pants."

Dazai stared: "Huh?!"

He froze for a moment, then screamed loudly: "Mom, Doctor Gong wants to molested me, he wants to take off my pants! Help!!!"

Shang Tian was startled and ran in quickly.

"What's the matter, Dazai is messing with you again?" They have been dealing with each other for more than ten years, and Shang Tian still knows that Gong Feng is a man, and Shang Tian also knows that Dazai hates Gong Feng.

Dazai became even more angry when he saw the breeder blame him on his head without asking any questions. He complained loudly, "Tiantian, he just asked me to take off my pants! Humph, Dr. Dr. Hei might control Zhengtai! Mom, you have to protect my chastity~"

Lying in the breeder's arms, Dazai looked at Gong Feng provocatively.

Slightly slightly.

Shang Tian was a little puzzled: "Do you want a spanking needle?"

Gong Feng took out an ordinary electronic thermometer, smiled and said: "Oh, the body surface temperature measured just now is too different, so I want to test the internal temperature for accuracy. Internal temperature, the rectum is the most accurate."

Shang Tian understands.

Children under the age of five sometimes cannot keep quiet and do not cooperate, resulting in inaccurate final test results, and the body temperature is sometimes only a few tenths away from the disease and the degree of medication.The cost of laser thermometers is very high, and most ordinary people still use traditional mercury or electronic thermometers.

Therefore, most family temperature measurements in early childhood are rectal temperatures.

Dazai felt that the situation was not right, and he strongly objected: "No, absolutely not, Mom, I'm not sick, I want to go home!" He jumped off the chair and desperately grabbed the breeder's thigh.

Shang Tian said: "Do you want to test the body surface again?" She guessed that it was Da Zai who provoked Gong Feng, and then carefully wanted to teach him a lesson.

Gong Feng, who must retaliate, had a suggestion from a good doctor on his face and said: "After this time, he probably won't want to catch a cold." Retaliating for your own good reasons, he passed the thermometer over: "You can do it yourself. .”

what.

Little brat let you call me short!

Shang Tian hesitated.

This butcher is very skinny, and he is also disobedient after saying many times not to let him get close to the water.No, the four colds and illnesses were all due to the sequelae of committing suicide by diving into the water.

If this method is used...

Dazai: "!!!"

The breeder is going to mutiny.

Dazai let go of the hand holding his thigh and turned around to run, but just as he took a step, the breeder grabbed the nape of his neck. After he couldn't break free, he said, "Wow!!!"

Dazai cried.

I really cry.

Yokohama

Nakahara Chuya got off the night shift and was about to go to the tavern for a drink or two. Just as he turned on the motorcycle, his cell phone suddenly beeped.When I open an app, there is a flashing location indicating [DANGER].

"Bastard Dazai!"

He turned the head of the car and drove directly in the direction of positioning.

Tsurumigawa

Chuya fished Dazai out of the water, and he was proficient in the first aid method for drowning with his eyes closed.Especially the practice opportunities provided by someone alone are enough to make Mengxin a veteran driver.

After seeing someone open their eyes.

Zhong Ye directly punched him with his fist, and cursed: "The dog is better than Da Zai, you are causing me trouble every day, and one day I will kill you!"

After Dazai recovered, seeing Chuya's face, he pouted in disgust, "Tsk."

Opening his mouth, he spit out venom: "Zhong Ye is really annoying."

"It's as if I don't hate you." Zhong also clenched his fists and grinned grinningly: "It just so happens that I haven't done the slaughtering routine today." As he said that, he reached out and lifted the young man in the sand-colored windbreaker from the ground to beat him up.

call--

Suddenly a cold wind blew.

"Ah!"

Dazai gloated: "Chuya, do you have a cold?"

Chuya's voice was sharp: "It's not because of saving you!" If he could use the gravity ability to pull other people directly, Dazai's ability to nullify would make his rescue work difficult.

"Ah!"

That's why the smile on Dazai's face stiffened.

He rubbed his nose, the smile on his face slowly disappeared, he seemed to recall something with panic in his eyes and a dry voice with an eager suggestion: "Hey, Zhongye, is this pharmacy still open?"

"It's late at night."

Open the fucking door!

Dazai saw it and wanted to beat him, so he hurriedly said: "There are still a lot of banlangens in the place where I live."

"I'll beat you later!" Zhong also ignored Dazai and dragged him towards his locomotive by the back of his neck, cursing viciously, "Bastard Dazai, if I catch a cold, I will definitely I want to kill you! Damn, you are a scourge, why haven't you died yet?"

At this moment, there was only one thought in the minds of the two of them.

absolute.

Never catch a cold!