There are always cubs falling from the sky[Comprehensive]

"Dazai..."

Shang Tian shouted while looking for someone.

"Dazai, come out after dinner." Shang Tian looked around the room but found no one. She didn't hear footsteps going out just now, so she should still be in the room.

"I have your favorite crab for lunch." Shang Tian couldn't find anyone, and tried to catch the bait with crabs.

rustle

Very slight fricative sound.

Shang Tian identified the direction of the sound source, and finally locked the target in the cabinet in the corner.

pull away.

No cub was found inside, but slight breathing and even fainter heartbeats could be heard.

She has gradually become more discerning lately.

Not only the hearing power has been greatly improved, the original myopia of more than 300 degrees has now returned to 2.0.

The big milk cat monster said that it was the power of the gods.

When she was giving birth to the gods, the power of the gods would in turn replenish her body.Although this kind of benefit is unconsciously provided by the gods to provide themselves with a better breeding environment, Shang Tian still thinks this wave is worth it.The dark wounds and minor ailments left on her body before are all gone now.

"Dazai."

Shang Tian found the cub.

She looked helplessly at the cub curled up in the drawer: "Dazai, isn't it stuffy inside?" The drawer in the cabinet was not too big, and he just squeezed into it just fine, and he felt a strong sense of suffocation in it.

Reaching out to grab the cub out.

"I'm experiencing the feeling of being conceived." Osamu Dazai stared at the breeder's slightly protruding abdomen, and muttered to himself in a deep voice, "It's a pity that I can't get into my mother's belly."

why it's not me?

He wanted to ask that.

But I couldn't find anyone to question.

God knows that when he deduced that the child conceived in the womb of the breeder was Chuya Nakahara, he was about to go crazy with jealousy.Burning with jealousy, there was an ugly and distorted thought in his heart, wanting to cut open the breeder's stomach with a knife, and then lie down by himself.

"Mother likes him very much."

The breeder is a fanatical over-the-top chef.There is an entire bookshelf in the study room full of materials and documents about the literary giant Nakahara Chuya, and there are even many manuscripts of himself.However, the literary giant Osamu Dazai only has one row, which is divided into a small half by other books, and the collection of books is not complete.

That's why the famous books are there.

Osamu Dazai asked with a lonely expression on his face, "Mum will abandon me when she has her own baby in the future?"

Shang Tian paused her hand hanging in the air.

This slaughter is very defensive inside.

She spent ten times as much time as Natsume and Didara, but she couldn't make him feel at ease, and she could feel an invisible wall from him all the time.If someone has a door in his heart, his heart defense is a maze.It's not so much defensiveness, it's better to say that he simply refuses anyone to come in.

Dr. Chicken Sen.

The scum of human scum!

Shang Tian insulted Dr. Huisen, the black mud spirit, every day. She took the cub out of the drawer, lifted up her clothes and stuffed him in: "This way the experience of pregnancy feels more real." It's useless to him to just say nice words Yes, you can only grind slowly with practical actions.

Shang Tian moved with a big belly in her arms.

"Dazai, do you want to listen to the song?" Shang Tian remembered that when she sang to the baby in her stomach, Osamu Dazai purposely took a toy children's trumpet and made noise by his ear.

Said him a sentence.

Dangji was wronged and went to hang himself.

The cub rubbed inside instead of answering, and Shang Tian went out of the bedroom to take a walk on the veranda.

The floor of the veranda is specially designed, and it will make a crisp sound when you step on it.The range of sound produced by the weight of the footsteps is also different, and the cubs more or less like to run around on it and play their own music.

Tapping.

Shang Tian's voice range is low, and her voice is a bit hoarse due to unrestrained smoking and drinking in the second period.

"...because you feel happy, because you feel warm...beloved, dear, believe me, you will always be in my heart...so priceless, my treasure..."

Curled up in the arms of the breeder.

Although it was dark in front of him, Osamu Dazai felt very at ease.Even if this peace of mind is only for a short moment, it can dispel the loneliness and despair in my heart.For this short-term sense of satisfaction and happiness, he can temporarily, temporarily, muster the courage to overdraw future pain as a price.

Shang Tian went around in a circle.

Back in the house, she took the cub out of her clothes: "Mother's treasure is born, ah, why is it so cute, look, it's super cute."

The cub was suddenly 'born' and still maintained the previous expression, without having time to switch.

The specific look is like the aunt's smile that suddenly appeared on the black screen when you knocked on CP and suddenly hit the official candy.

Sprinkle fufu.

Shang Tian took out her mobile phone and it was ten consecutive times.

too rare.

Or record it over and over again.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Delete my black history, and the giant ship of our family relationship can continue to sail.

"Tiantian, delete the photo just now, and I promise not to commit suicide within ten days." Although he can hack into the breeder's cloud storage, he has no permission to delete it.The technological levels of the two worlds are different, and his current hacking methods cannot break through the defense system set up by the breeder.

Shang Tian smiled and refused: "No."

She held up the cub's wrist.

On it is a bracelet-like thing that fits the wrist and cannot be opened without an external device: "This thing can detect life fluctuations and has a positioning reminder function."

When she was in the autistic period, she was carrying this thing and failed to commit suicide. At that time, she didn't expect that it would be useful for a day when she bought one and got one free.

"If you have the ability, you can kill yourself as you like, it can't save you..." When she said this, Ms. Wen's face suddenly appeared in Shangtian's mind, and what Ms. Wen said to her while holding a knife to her heart : "As a mother, I can't even save my own children."

Shang Tian cupped his face and looked at him, repeating the words that are still echoing in her mind word by word: "If I can't save you, my mother will go to hell with you!"

Osamu Dazai widened his eyes.

My heart was a little blocked, I wanted to vent it all but I couldn't find an opening, my tongue was also stiff and numb, I couldn't speak after opening my mouth several times.

Shang Tian didn't care what the cub thought now: "Let's go have lunch, if we don't eat it, it will be cold."

Osamu Dazai followed along with the force of the traction.

He looked up at the two hands, one big and one small, which were clasped together. From those big hands, there was a continuous stream of intense heat, which was as hot as a high-temperature furnace, and he felt very painful when he was burned.

It hurts.

But don't want to let go.

[-]th Floor of Sky Arena

Hisoka saw two black cats fighting in the living room as soon as he came out of the bathroom.

To say it was a fight is an exaggeration.

Two black-haired and black-eyed cats rolled on the ground, you scratched me, and I bit you like a fight between three-year-old children, no, you can’t even call it a fight, it should be called a joke.

Now pinch each other's faces and stare.

Hisoka: "..."

Hisoka took out his phone and fired ten rounds.

The two separated instantly.

Sitting on the chair, Kuroro took out a book out of nowhere and held it in his hand. He seemed to be flipping through it seriously, with a delicate face, a slender but not thin figure, and a deliberately bookish atmosphere.

Like a college student from some school.

Illumi with a cold face leaned against the shadow of the window, his aura blended perfectly with the darkness.If it weren't for the eyes to see where there is someone, most people would not be aware that there is someone there.

The perfect killer image at the end.

Seeing their current appearance, no one can imagine the childish appearance of these two who were still rolling on the ground and playing and fighting like three-year-old children just now.

The real mother who was set up and collapsed doesn't even know her.

Hisoka sighed inwardly.

In order to cover up their after-effects of becoming cubs from time to time, these two black cats would always come to him to hang out and let themselves go for a while. After seeing this scene too much recently, his tired body has returned to normal.

you listen.

Hisoka is a normal person, nothing is normal.

Kuroro summoned his mind ability [Thieves' Ultimate Intention], opened one of the pages and said, "I have obtained the space system's mind ability." It is better for them to control what they want to do. His Mind ability can [steal] the ability of others to use for oneself.

Illumi also took out something: "With the concept of time and space at the same time, this thing should be carried out in accordance with the right time and place, and the time will be one month later." After a pause, he said: "It took me a lot of private money to auction it off. Arrived." He looked at Hisoka who didn't contribute much this time.

Hisoka answered, "I'll pay the money."

Illumi's eyes sparkled suddenly: "Sydney, I don't have any money to buy chocolate beans."

Hisoka rolled his eyes.

That is, when he cheated him of money to buy jelly beans, he would admit his status as the eldest son recognized by the breeder.

Illumi himself is the eldest son of the enemy beater.

At the breeder's house, after he experienced the benefits that his younger brother could enjoy, the lower limit was refreshed.You can eat sweets without spending money by calling out your brother without any pain. Why not do business without money?

Kuroro blinked and shouted, "Sydney, I'm hungry."

Hisoka: "..."

Feelings he is a mobile ATM!

Teiko disciples meeting room

Akashi Seijuro lowered his head to write and draw on the paper, his serious and earnest face caught the eyes of other members of the student council and couldn't help but feel a little star in his heart.

Good background, good looks, good studies, strong and handsome playing basketball.

Simply the embodiment of perfection.

"The painting is finished~" Akashi Seijuro proudly showed off holding up his painting with sparkling eyes.

Members who are working here and peeking at the chairman: "..."

The painting skills are superb.

It's the president, okay, so cute! ! !

Akashi Seijuro: "..."

Did he graduate early?

Hong Kong Black Chief's Office

Zhong Yuanzhong also sat on the leader's office chair and corrected the documents.

He first signed his own name on the documents that required the joint signatures of leaders and cadres, and then skillfully changed his handwriting to sign Dazai Osamu's name.

Finally, stamp the seal of the leader.

Ever since Osamu Dazai's time-traveling experiment failed that day, Osamu Dazai was stimulated by some unknown reason and was no longer that industry model worker 007 who hadn't slept for four years, and from that day on he let himself go again.

Absent from work by throwing blame at work, slacking off for fish.

It seems to have returned to the time when the two were partners at the beginning. At that time, Osamu Dazai would always blame him for the report paperwork and other things.They are partners, if you don't do it, I have to do it.The most stupid thing is that he didn't understand anything at first, Dazai Osamu pretended to teach him to write, and taught him in a very detailed and serious way. At that time, he was so innocent that he was very moved by this companion love.

After learning it, Osamu Dazai gave him all his work under the pretext of practicing more to become proficient.

And then there's no more...

Didi ba ba.

Click it.

The pen in Nakahara Chuya's hand was crushed: "Osamu Dazai, you can just leave the fucking work to me, can you please be quiet!"

Doodle.

Osamu Dazai blew the trumpet again to answer with practical actions.

Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai with eyes full of killing intent, and the latter was not afraid at all.Taking a deep breath, he picked up the intercom phone on the desk and dialed a number: "The logistics department? Send me a coffin up, yes, the one with the sliding cover, the size that can hold a height of 1.8 meters, by the way Bring a few coffin nails, oh, and use bandages for the padding underneath.”

Osamu Dazai was stunned: "Chuya, you..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also smiled: "I will kill you later and seal the coffin. Once you close your eyes and open them again, you will be able to experience the real feeling of being conceived."

Osamu Dazai was so shocked that the small horn in his hand dropped: "..."