There are always cubs falling from the sky[Comprehensive]

"Goose, dog egg, dog leftover!"

Ok.

The above is of course a joke.

However, the pronunciation of their full names is really rap, and it is troublesome to pronounce them all. Shang Tian thought for a while and pointed at them one by one again: "Xixi, Erluo, Yilu."

Shang Tian repeated it three times.

Although the meaning was unclear the first time, Hisoka and Kurolo understood what she meant when she changed the name and repeated it three times.They don't care about new names or nicknames. The name is just a code name, and nothing can change them.

To make sure they understood, Shang Tian looked at the red-haired cub and called seriously, "Xixi."

The body shrinks for unknown reasons, and the ability to read is sealed or disappears.At present, the source of the mystery is concentrated on this woman. If he wants to solve the mystery and restore everything, he must stay by her side to find out the truth.

Hisoka is no fool.

He will still have the necessary patience, it is better to say that his endurance is surprisingly high before reaching his goal.

Then things are simple.

In the future, he will have to live in other people's hands, Hisoka smiled back at her very cooperatively, and responded very obediently: "Hi~" Then recalled the pronunciation, and called out the name very correctly: "Shang Tian. "

Shang Tian was stunned for a while and fell into silence.

Although modern times are not as particular about the red tape of ancient times, people still feel uncomfortable when people, especially juniors, directly address them by their names.

It may be normal for foreign cultures and customs to be different.

But since ancient times, the flower planters: referring to Dao's surname, calling his surname directly, nominating Dao's surname and other idioms all contain derogatory meanings.

In ancient times, names were only called by close relatives, and it is also convenient for outsiders to call them by taking the table characters.Even in modern times, after getting along for a long time, they will subconsciously use nicknames, code names, surnames, or single names.Unless it is a special occupation such as a teacher or a doctor, calling people with their first names and surnames always gives people an uncomfortable feeling of disrespecting themselves.

Shang Tian's silence made Hisoka a little puzzled. His pronunciation just now should be correct, right?

"Ah!" Illumi, who was being held in his arms, brushed up his presence to break the stagnant atmosphere.

Shang Tian withdrew her thoughts and looked at the cub in her arms, its small and soft body, the wide-open cat's eyes carried the unique transparency and brightness of a child.Maybe it's women's natural maternal instinct, the moment when they look at each other is very touching.

I understand Ms. Shang a little bit.

Shang Tian gently poked his chubby face, and a smile appeared on her face again. She looked at the red-haired cub and corrected, "It should be called mother."

The air fell silent again.

They understood this sentence.

Mom is the easiest pronunciation, a natural result of the baby opening his mouth and exhaling.Even though there are great differences among various languages ​​in the world, the pronunciation of [mother] is surprisingly consistent.Science explains that this phenomenon is mainly caused by the characteristics of the baby's pronunciation and the consistency of the basic instinctual needs for food and clothing.

All three understood.

This woman wants them to call her mom.

At this moment, Hisoka and Kurolo shut up and pretended not to understand what she wanted to express.

Compromise is okay.

But not everything will be compromised.

For example, they can compromise to wear women's clothing in order not to bare their buttocks, they can compromise to pretend to be good-looking in order to investigate the truth about Feng Nian's shrinkage, they can accept nicknames for the convenience of addressing them, but they will never compromise to be called mother!

Even real kids.

They're just old cucumbers with green paint, and it's absolutely impossible to call a mother of the same age or something!

No barking, Shang Tian didn't force it either.

"Ahhh!"

With her hair pulled, Shang Tian looked at the cub in her arms and asked gently, "What's wrong, Yilu?"

Don't say that they don't understand the language now, Illumi can only open his mouth now, so he has to use his body language to get bigger, pointing in one direction anxiously.

Shang Tian was a little puzzled: "Want to sleep?"

There is the direction of the bedroom.

Illumi's little face turned red because he wanted to go to the bathroom.However, the language barrier is still involuntary, the most terrible thing is that the child basically has no self-control ability in physiology, he is almost unable to hold back now! ! !

It's okay to be small, he thought...

Fortunately, Shang Tian understood what the cub wanted to express at this time, and hurriedly ran to the bathroom with him in his arms.Originally, I wanted to keep some privacy and put the person directly on the toilet before going out, but after some gestures, I found that if I didn't care about it, I was afraid that it would fall into the toilet.

Shang Tian had no choice but to change her posture.

Illumi: "..."

He was a good tutor, really.

"***!"

Illumi was aboveboard and swearing.

His self-esteem and shame made him unable to deal with physical matters in front of others, but the child's body didn't reason with him at all and just let it go.

Shang Tian didn't feel much about it.

Even if you have never raised a child, you know some common sense things. The only thing that is a bit rough is the psychological nausea when you wipe your ass.After all, it is not biological, and it is not taken for granted when dealing with this situation.

But it doesn't work if you don't deal with it.

"Dozed off?"

Enduring the discomfort in her heart, after dealing with the follow-up incident, Shang Tian found the cub with a listless expression and closed eyes.However, she just asked casually, she still knows the common sense of going to bed when she is full for activities in early childhood.

Illumi: "..."

No.

After being forced to break his shame, he has nothing to love in his life!

When Shang Tian finished cleaning and was about to go out, he saw Kuroro waiting at the door, and he looked inside frequently, obviously wanting to solve his physical problems.

Stepping aside to get out of the way, he closed the door.

After walking two steps, I suddenly remembered something and hurried back and broke in.Sure enough, the adult-sized toilet was still too big for a three-year-old.As a result, Shang Tian once again collected a black historical photo of the cub almost falling off the toilet with his body supporting the edge.

Shang Tian suppressed a smile and rescued the cub.

She looked around and put the cub in her arms into the bamboo basket where the dirty clothes were placed.The first time is raw, the second time is familiar, and picks up cubs who can't go to the toilet alone.

Kurolo: "..."

No.

He is still very raw.

I don't want to be familiarized twice!

However, children of his age cannot control the physiological conditions of the body well at all.

The ending is natural...

Destroy things, add five!

"Quack quack quack..." Illumi let out a happy squawk when he saw this scene, and his life, which was originally thought to be dull, was suddenly filled with sunshine, and people need contrast.

There is a difficult brother to accompany.

The lower limit of shame in his heart was instantly refreshed.

After wiping her butt twice, Shang Tian also decided to buy a baby toilet with automatic flushing and drying.

Just do it.

Throwing the bowls and chopsticks into the dishwasher, Shang Tian took the three cubs out shopping.Many things in her house are not suitable for young children, and many things cannot be used together.

"Xixi, hold your brother."

Shang Tian stuffed Illumi into Hisoka's arms, tied up both of them with seat belts, and by the way put his hands on both sides around him: "Hold tight." Kuroro can take care of himself Not bad, don't count on him.

Take the time to put a baby in the car.

Shang Tian is the kind of person who either does not do it or does it and pursues perfection.Right now, the cubs can’t be returned for the time being. Except for the three-year-old black-haired cub, who seems to have poor living conditions, the other two are well-raised.

Before they went back, they were sorry for their parents, and she also had a share of the blame and responsibility for calling the cubs over without saying hello.

It's nothing to spend a little money on.

Besides, she is not short of money.

Moreover, after learning of the existence of several cubs, Mr. Shang and Ms. Wen each wrapped her a big red envelope.

Because there are three cubs, including a baby in the car, Shang Tian's speed is controlled at about [-] mph.Although she lives in the mountains, she is not remote.After more than an hour's drive, we will connect to the nearby provincial capital.

She went straight to the large general supermarket.

The first floor sells daily groceries.

Shang Tian pulled a cart out.Unfortunately, today is the weekend, and there is a lot of traffic in the mall.In order to prevent losing the child, Shang Tian stuffed Kuroro into the baby seat that came with the stroller, and held Illumi with one hand, so that the slightly older Hisoka would follow her closely and not run around.

Their combination along the way is very eye-catching.

In terms of narcissism, Shang Tian's appearance is not at the top and can still be ranked in the top position, thanks to the excellent genes brought by her grandma.

Beautiful things are always eye-catching.

Now not only a big beauty appeared, but also three little beauties beside her.

The return rate is super high.

When Shang Tian was picking things out of the shelves, she would also meet passers-by who kept circling around pretending to be shopping, just to create chance encounters and give them an extra glance when rubbing shoulders.

The tail is a little less after entering the baby area.

"Six-month-old babies are recommended to drink this milk powder. The latest research...contains a variety of..."

The salesperson pointed to the various milk powders on the shelf and began to introduce them.Shang Tian didn't quite understand it, so she chose the most expensive one directly and capriciously.Although the most expensive is not necessarily the best, it is not far behind.

After completing the order, the smile on the salesperson's face became even brighter. She turned her head to look at Kuroro who was sitting in the trolley, and said politely again: "Is this baby in your family not eating well? Not very good, I suggest you buy this milk powder... She looks like she is only two years old, and it is time to grow her body..."

Against the backdrop of the strong Hisoka and Illumi, Kuroro, who really looks thin and thin, is a bit pitiful.

Shang Tian waved his hand: "Buy."

The salesperson glanced at Hisoka, and became attentive with a visible smile: "Your eldest is about four years old. If possible, it's best to drink formula milk until they are six years old. After that, their stomachs can absorb fresh milk."

It is not good to favor one more than another.

Doing things requires a bowl of water to be level. If everyone drinks milk and refuses to buy him, it seems to be ostracizing him.Children at this age are already sensible, and the damage to their hearts at this time will affect their future growth.

She is a fair person.

"purchase!"

There were nine more cans of milk powder in the shopping cart, and it was not easy to make a trip, so they bought three cans at once.

The salesperson's smile gradually escalated to that of looking at the God of Wealth: "Can you buy the latest multi-functional feeding bottle?"

"Buy, buy, buy."

Under the enthusiastic promotion of the salesperson, Shang Tian purchased so much that the manager of the supermarket personally came forward to provide door-to-door delivery service.

After a few hours of shopping, I was hungry when I came back.

After Shang Tian finished cooking, she stopped them from starting, pointed at herself with a smile and said slowly: "Mom."

Three Cubs: "..."

It turned out to be waiting here!