There are always cubs falling from the sky[Comprehensive]

"Dazai~"

"Mom took you out to eat crabs, today I can let you eat freely, if you miss today, you will be gone~"

"Only this one chance."

Given how concerned the breeder is about the health of the cubs, the promised crab eating is probably not as big as a fingernail.It is full of shells and has no flesh. The total number of one hundred can't compare with one as big as a fist, and it will hurt your hand if you keep peeling the shells.

Do you think he is really a three-year-old?

Humph.

He is 15 years old!

This kind of language trick of replacing quantity and quality is also okay to deceive mindless slugs.

Don't try to trick him out!

The bag in the bed did not move.

Food temptation failed.

Shangtian poked Baobao resolutely and began to repeat the machine strategy: "Dazai." Baobao squirmed a little away from her fingers.Poke it again: "Da Zai." The bag squirmed and moved away from her, and poked it again.

No matter how you poke it, you can't call it out.

"cough."

Shang Tian coughed dryly with guilt. She opened the bag to reveal a gap and looked at the cub inside. She felt even more guilty when she saw the strange layered bangs.

"Don't be angry, okay~"

Osamu Dazai said indifferently: "Not good! Before my handsome bangs grow back, the giant wheel of our family affection will temporarily stop moving!" He stretched out his hand and pulled down the quilt vigorously, wrapped himself up like a caterpillar again, and squirmed to the corner of the wall Continue to shut yourself up.

Listen, the sound of Liu Hai crying.

The first time he gave innocent trust without calculations, he was overturned. This cold and ruthless world broke his heart, and he will never believe that there is love in the world again!

He will shut himself up until his bangs grow back!

Shang Tian continued to seduce: "The bandages at home are all gone, come out and mom will take you to buy the body."

The bag moved a little.

Osamu Dazai has a very slight obsession with cleanliness. For him, the bandages wrapped around his body are like underwear and need to be changed once a day.Ordinary families usually don't store a lot of bandages when they have nothing to do. You must know that he has a title called Bandage Waste Device besides Yokohama Lockpicker.

The bandage is his body!

Shang Tian continued her efforts: "If Dazai forgives mom for not being angry anymore, mom will buy you a box of bandages, 100*1 size."

One hundred rolls!

Dazai was moved.

His body is only three years old now, and there is not much to waste in bandages. One hundred rolls is enough for him to use extravagantly for a long time.He wasted all the bandages at home yesterday. In order to be able to combine with the main body today, he washed the bandages with water and dried them for reuse.

Hong Kong and black reimbursement for bandages.

It is easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal.It has been a long time since he joined Hong Kong Hei that he has saved so much!

The bag moved.

A dog gnawed the bangs' head out of it, Dazai Osamu took the opportunity to bargain and said: "Two hundred volumes! I want the size at home." He would not easily hand the breeder the opportunity to secretly change the concept.

This kid is really not easy to cheat.

"Okay."

It's just a bandage, he thinks it's a unique decoration if he wants to wrap it around.Anyway, the bandages weren't worth much, and the price of the suit on the cub could buy a hundred boxes.

"And enjoy eating crabs!" Osamu Dazai did not forget another condition.If the bandage is his body, the crab is his source of life.

"Big crab!"

Shang Tian nodded helplessly: "Okay."

Osamu Dazai crawled out of the bed, and stretched out his hand to signal the breeder to dress him.Ask him the shame that he is already a 15-year-old boy and embarrassed?

No!

Osamu Dazai is very manipulative.

Also lazy.

When he was in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang, his subordinates would change the magazine for him every time he fired a gun. On the battlefield, he would never make a move if he could use his mouth to solve it. All reports were thrown to Zhongye to write.

After getting dressed, Osamu Dazai put his arms around the breeder's neck and let her carry him away.

Went to the pup's compound.

Shang Tian asked the other two cubs: "Xia Xia, Xiao Di, have you packed your things?"

Natsume: "Okay."

Didara patted the rabbit backpack on his body and said with his fingers, "water bottle, paper towel, mobile phone, biscuits...all of them are brought!" He looked up at the breeder with sparkling eyes and begged for praise.

"Our little Di is awesome." Shang Tian praised the cub.

Every time she went out before, she carried a large bag of necessities, so it was the little angel Natsume's idea to spread out and bring her own things.

of all cubs.

Only this child is really good, and the only one who looks like a little angel inside and out.

"Dazai is also a little angel." Dazai Osamu guessed his thoughts from the expression on the breeder's face, and immediately pointed to his own face shamelessly and said.

Shang Tian: "..."

of all cubs.

Only he seemed to have come out of the black mud, he was pretentious, and he came here for a week, and what he did alone was worth the little trouble that Didara made in three months.

A complete little devil.

Osamu Dazai showed off his cuteness: "Meow~" The cub has a headband with cat ears on his head, a tail hanging from the back of his trousers, and an angelic face.

This cuteness is also the best among all the cubs.

Shang sweet touched his forehead: "It's thanks to your cuteness." Otherwise, his mother would want to remake him because of his ability to play tricks on cats and dogs.

"Dazai is so cute!"

This invincible thick-skinned is also unique.

Go out and cut the automatic driving.

Shang Tian hugged Osamu Dazai and sat at the back to prevent him from causing trouble. Last time he went out, he opened the window and stretched out half of his body. He was turning a corner at that time. If Natsume who was sitting next to him held his leg, he would have fallen up.

Almost didn't scare her to death.

Recently, when she took him out, Shi Tian could only watch him closely. This kid loves to die, and if he does something inattentively, he can scare people into cardiac arrest.

"Da Zai, you haven't eaten in the morning, and it's still early for lunch, do you want to have a dumpling first?" Shang Tian opened the bag and took out a vegetable dumpling.

Because of Liu Hai's matter, I was angry all night and morning, and secretly drank a bottle of milk halfway. This would be really hungry, and Osamu Dazai didn't refuse the dumpling.

Shang Tian came out today to mail things, and by the way, took the cubs to the supermarket to let them out and buy some stationery for them.Both Natsume and Didara stayed. If they don't go back, Shang Tian will have to worry about the cub's future.

In half a month it will be the start of the school season, and it has been agreed to send them to school when the school starts.During this year, they have been able to communicate in Chinese smoothly, and they have no problem going to school.

"Dazai going to school?"

Although this kid can't speak Chinese well, he can understand most of it.Besides, at his age, he would go to preschool and kindergarten. Most of the cubs of the same age can't even speak well, so his level of communication is enough.

It just fits into a happy school, and it is easy to take care of if you have acquaintances.

"Boring, don't." Osamu Dazai flatly refused.Communicating with ordinary people with average IQs is tiring enough, let alone real cubs who are no different from "mentally retarded", and you have to forcibly lower your IQ to play mentally retarded games with them, it is suffocating to think about.

He had never been to school before.

At the beginning, the tutor who was hired because of his poor health was picked up by Mori Ogai after he escaped from that suffocating place and joined the mafia.Let alone other things, Mr. Sen is a very qualified guardian in terms of knowledge.

"If you don't go, you won't go." After Shang Tian asked, she remembered the fact that he is a master of work, especially curious and likes to die.It's better to keep it at home and take good care of it, so as not to cause trouble to others.

After raising him for a period of time, his temper will change (impossible), and then send him to school.

On the road, Osamu Dazai tried to open the window, but was violently sanctioned by the breeder. He could not move his hands and feet. During the boring journey, he could only move his mouth and eat small snacks to relieve the boredom.

Into the supermarket.

In order to prevent Osamu Dazai, Shang Tian put him in the shopping cart.Didara and Natsume are very good-looking, so they walked hand in hand without being afraid of them running around.

"Crab-flavored potato chips, crab-flavored biscuits, crab-flavored..." Osamu Dazai made a fuss again when he passed by the snack area.

Shang Tian broke his hand: "These junk foods are not healthy, mother will make them for you when you get home."

"No, I'm going to eat junk food, I'm going to commit suicide by eating junk food!" Osamu Dazai stood in the shopping cart and threw the snacks into the cart.

Shang Tian pushed the car away to prevent him from approaching. Osamu Dazai jumped out of the car, rolled on the ground, opened his mouth and howled: "I want, I want, I want..."

"Buy, buy, buy, I'll buy it for you!" His voice attracted everyone around him. If he didn't buy it for him, Shang Tian believed that this kid would definitely make a fuss until she compromised.She still has face in public.

Shameless Dazai Osamu: "I like Tiantian the most."

"Call me mom!" Shang Tian gave him a slap in the face: "Don't make trouble, if you don't behave well, there will be no crabs at noon."

"Okay mom." Dazai Osamu stretched out his hand and slid his mouth up and down to make a zipper movement to express his cooperation.

Osamu Dazai's mouth, a deceitful ghost.

He stopped making trouble with his mouth, and he used practical actions to make troubles.

Shang Tian is picking something.

"Ah!" The salesperson next to him who was sorting out the goods suddenly screamed.

Following her line of sight, Shang Tian also wanted to scream, but saw that jerk of her family was hanging by a noose around his neck and fell there!

"Cough cough cough..." Osamu Dazai, who was rescued, let out an unhappy voice.

Shang Tian saw that there was nothing serious except for a red mark on his neck, so she slapped him on the buttocks: "You're still pissed, it's dangerous, do you know that?!"

Osamu Dazai pouted: "Seeing a beautiful rope hanging there, isn't it natural to try to hang yourself? Really, every time you hang yourself, either the rope is broken, or you are rescued by meddling people."

He suddenly became interested: "It's fun to commit suicide once, and it's always fun to commit suicide all the time. It's a pity that I didn't bring my "Complete Suicide Manual"." He accidentally found it in a second-hand bookstore. "I have only tried three."

Shang Tian: "!!!"

Shang Tian was a little silly, he knew that this bastard liked to commit suicide, but he didn't expect that he liked to commit suicide? !

A western restaurant.

The red-haired young man glanced at the address in the mobile communication. He had an appointment with someone today, and he looked up and said the name of the private room: "It's here."

He opens the door.

Inside, two black-haired, black-eyed teenagers stood on chairs with their hips akimbo, staring at each other with wide-eyed eyes.

"Er Luo is the cutest!"

"Ilu is super cute!"

The two bickering teenagers suddenly turned their heads and asked in unison: "Hisuo, tell me who is the cutest!"

Hisoka: "..."

Hisoka silently closed the door.

Excuse me, farewell!