There are always cubs falling from the sky[Comprehensive]

Osamu Dazai?

Shang Tian was taken aback.

Unconsciously, he muttered: "What's wrong with calling it Dazai Osamu?" Some parents would name their children a celebrity, with the implication behind it that they hoped that their children would be famous and have a bright future.

Mention Dazai Osamu.

The first impression that popped into Shang Tian's mind was that of a literary scumbag.

Then there is mourning.

"I know Osamu Dazai." Natsume, who was crowded beside the breeder and heard her whisper, raised her hand to participate in the topic: "Before I learned... I read Mr. Dazai's work "Run, Melles."

This junior high school textbook is recorded.

"The implication of this work is very good." The roommate of a Japanese student in the university is an extreme cook, so Shang Tian has been amwayed by many works by Osamu Dazai. This is a rare positive and sunny work.

The general idea is about the trust between friends.

The protagonist, Mellas, runs to die, and the friend who waits for death trusts that the friend will come.Where two people distrust each other's promises in the slightest, one of them dies.

The ending is HE, full of positive energy.

That is, the first work that Shang Tian came into contact with was "Disqualification in the World" with a relatively strong and heavy atmosphere.Osamu Dazai was deeply impressed by his preconceived ideas. When he learned that "Run, Melles", which can be said to be positive and cheerful, was also Osamu Dazai, he almost suspected that his friend was cheating on her.

It's really a big difference in style.

Although my friend tried his best to Amway Dazai, and my work is undeniably shocking, Shang Tian finally fell into Chuya's pit by mistake and became an extreme chef!

During that time, the two of them bragged about their idol's rainbow farts every day, trying to bring the 'wrong' people back to the bright road...

cough.

The black history of the past is not mentioned.

"Forget about Osamu Dazai. Mom prefers Mr. Nakahara's "Song of Sheep" and "Among the Dirty Sorrows". Has Xia Xia read it? Mr. Nakahara's poems are all great, and my mother can read them to me when I have time." Listen." As a qualified fan, don't miss any chance of Amway idols!

I am so hot!

Natsume nodded happily: "Okay, Mom." The textbook also included some famous poems in Zhongyuan, but he decided to pretend not to know that he could interact with the breeder.

Now he has also learned some tricks to fight for favor.

Deidara listened with a dazed expression on his face, but he didn't want to be outdone and said: "Mom, I want to listen to storybooks too." He didn't understand Dazai Nakahara Chuya, but he understood the storytelling!

Shang Tianquan agreed: "Okay, okay, mom will tell you stories too."

Osamu Dazai, who has been as quiet as a chicken and kept silent to eavesdrop on information: "..."

Don't worry about Osamu Dazai!Do you prefer Zhongyuan Chuya?

what!

What's so good about that irascible, violent and brainless dwarf who looks like a slimy slug and is only 1.5 meters five!Ah, if there is something good, it must be bad, okay!

Did you say that he is a treasure?

fraud!

Oh, woman.

Shang Tian's attention turned back to Xin Zai again: "The name Dazai Zhi..." Wenhao's name sounds weird, and after thinking about it, "I will call you Dazai from now on."

Homophony is the same.

The latter has a cute and cute sound.

Then Shang Tian couldn't restrain herself and blew her idol's rainbow fart smoothly: "Compared to Dazai Osamu, Mr. Nakahara's name sounds better. Chuya, Jiuya, super cute."

Dazai ruled by diss name again: "..."

The distant mountains are located on the side of the water: governing

Governance: control also.

His name is so domineering, so Chiu is so weak!

So angry!

So angry!

So angry!

Gollum.

The sound of stomach growling brought back Shang Tian's thoughts.

It's not the cub's belly growling.

is hers.

Suddenly there is a very strong hunger.Speaking of which, she didn't go to bed until three o'clock last night, and her biological clock made her wake up on time at six o'clock in the morning. Her tired spirit caused her to have no appetite, so she ate casually for breakfast.

Now it's time for lunch.

Shang Tian asked: "Xia Xia, Xiao Di, what do you want for lunch?"

Natsume thought about it for a while: "Pursantula oleracea mixed with vegetables." This was when I went shopping with the breeder two days ago, and the aunt who bought the vegetables said that this season is the best.

"Pursella." This is a wild vegetable, which is found in the back mountains.

"Okay, I'll go to the back mountain to dig later."

Didara also raised her hand: "Mom, I want to eat Kanto boiled fried eggs."

"No, I just ate it yesterday." The last time I went to the temple fair, I ate Kanto boiled fried eggs, and I didn't get tired of eating it every now and then for half a year.This kid is like Xiaozheng, he loves soup tofu and wants to eat soup tofu all the time...

Think of this.

Shang Tian was silent for a while, patted Didara's brain, and changed her words: "Okay, I will do it for you."

Children are well satisfied.

I feel happy when I can eat what I like. Didara, who was sluggish when he heard that he couldn't eat, suddenly became energetic again, and his whole body was filled with happy little bubbles, screaming happily.

Shang Tian stroked the new cub's hair: "What would Da Zai want to eat?"

"Crab!" Osamu Dazai was not polite at all.

Shang Tian replied: "Crabs will be the most delicious until September, wait another two months. Dazai eat something else?"

Heh, how about treating him well?

Is Osamu Dazai, whose name doesn't sound good, so easy to compromise?

"No, I want to eat crabs!"

Shang Tian patiently coaxed the cub: "There are no crabs at home now."

Osamu Dazai made trouble out of no reason: "No, I want to eat it!" Since the other party said that he is a treasure, shouldn't he bear the willfulness of a treasure?

It was she who said it herself, not forced by him.

If you say it, you can do it.

otherwise…

"Then can I eat crab sticks?" They ate shabu-shabu a few days ago, and there were still some meat dishes like octopus rolls, fish tofu and crab sticks that she bought in the supermarket.

Osamu Dazai likes anything with crabs in it. Although it is not a whole crab, this woman is barely qualified.

Reluctantly said: "Okay."

"Meow wants to eat yokan." The big milk cat monster followed to report the name of the dish, and then he said: "The channel for repatriation just now has been completely closed, and this kind of power will not appear again in a short time." This is to tell the breeder She can leave to cook with peace of mind.

Shang Tian breathed a sigh of relief.

Osamu Dazai's pupils shrank suddenly, and he lowered his head slightly to cover his expression with his overly long bangs, and said in a child's surprised tone: "Cats can talk!" The expression on his face was also adjusted to curiosity.

Shang Tian coaxed the child: "Our cat can talk, Dazai, don't tell anyone casually, his name is Gou Taro."

Osamu Dazai had an expression of disgust instantly on his face: "I hate dogs." Even if the other party is a cat, he also hates it with the name of a dog.

At the same time his brain started to work.

Him?

He has learned some Chinese from Mr. Mori and can understand some daily expressions with simple grammar. After the woman found out that he was speaking Japanese, she switched to Japanese freely.If there are many homophones of ta in Chinese, but in Japanese, he is pronounced alone.

He: third person pronoun.

The title of God, Jesus or God in Christianity.

God...?

Speaking of which, the power in Chuuya's body is also known as the existence of Rage God. I wonder if Chuuya can become a cat?No, Zhong is also his dog, let's try to see if he can turn into a dog.

The big milk cat monster bared its teeth.

He crouched on Natsume's head, looking at the newly fallen cub with warning eyes.

The hair is a little fried.

Although this cub has a good restraint of malice by the breeder's side, it still can't hide from the eyes of the big monster.In the eyes of the milk cat, the dense darkness on the cub is simply suffocating.

It seems to have soaked into the soul.

It is even darker than the residents of the dark world, such as Hisiso, Illumi, and Kurolo.

If it weren't for that he was indeed human.

The big milk cat monster would think that he is an evil spirit from hell.

wrong.

The evil spirits are not as heavy as the dark aura on him.

This kid doesn't attract cats, does he?

Speaking of which, the milk cat doesn't like Hisoka, Illumi and Kuroro either.They also maintain the most basic interaction with each other, it's okay to go up and masturbate, but there will be no further intimacy.

Shang Tian looked at the milk cat and said, "Take them to the back mountain to dig horse teeth." There are many scenic roads in the back mountain and it is not dangerous.

Deidara is happy as long as he is playing.

Natsume was relieved after confirming that he would not be deported. It was only natural for him to obtain the ingredients for the dishes he ordered.But for the cubs, digging wild vegetables in the back mountain is equivalent to playing.

Looks like it's out of play for now.

Osamu Dazai gave up his plan to go with him.

Those two cubs looked very simple at first glance, the kind that were so pure that they didn't need any tricks.However, with the cat guardian who is suspected to be a god following him, Osamu Dazai does not want to provoke the cat that is not easy to mess with for the time being.

"Mother."

Osamu Dazai paused when he called this term, and a hint of sarcasm flashed in his eyes.He moved his facial muscles slightly to show a trace of fear on his expression: "Will I be eaten by that black monster again?" Unfortunately, he woke up too late, and only saw a red-haired cub being devoured , There is also a tea method called Natsume, who touched this woman and was 'saved'.

Afterwards, the black hole began to devour his body, and his supernatural ability [Disqualification in the World] did not counteract that power. It seems that the black hole does not belong to the scope of supernatural abilities.

The pup saw it too.

Shang Tian thought for a while and said briefly in a language the cub could understand: "It's not eating, it's the way home."

"Go home?" When he said this word, his tone was a little fluttering.

"This is far away from your world... your home. That black monster is not a bad thing. It will take you home." Shang Tian paused, touched the cub's scars carefully, and said, "If you don't want to go back , Mom will always support you."

Dazai blinked.

In your world, there is also the 'repatriation' mentioned by the milk cat just now.

Osamu Dazai's originally calm eyes brightened up a bit, using anime to express that there are highlights in his eyes.At first, I hated that this woman saved him, but she was not obliterated by the black hole and succeeded in painless suicide.

Finally something interesting.

The Office of the Chief of Hong Kong Black.

Zhongyuan Zhong also took an assignment and had already boarded the plane. The wayward leader of his family called him back like a delivery boy, and jumped off the plane in order to get back.

The trip was interrupted.

He suppressed his anger and asked, "Boss, what's the matter?"

Osamu Dazai dug his fingers vigorously, a keyboard key flew out and landed on the ground, Nakahara Chuya's eyelids also jumped when he saw it.This person doesn't know what's wrong. Recently, he has broken a lot of non-detachable laptop keyboard keys. Next time, he should suggest the logistics department to replace him with mechanical keys that can be recycled.

After seeing me coming back, the original aggrieved expression of the Hong Kong black leader suddenly turned angry: "Call me Da Zai!"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also taken aback.

Ever since Osamu Dazai became the leader, his name has been changed to boss. The leader is rarely called Dazai.After a moment of silence, he changed his words: "Dazai."

Osamu Dazai corrected, "It's not Dazai, it's Dazai!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at him with the look of 'you are making trouble again' and said: "The pronunciation is the same, where did I call it wrong!"

Osamu Dazai took out a piece of paper and wrote two names in Roman accent and Chinese with a pen, and put them in front of Chuya Nakahara: "This dazai!"

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't know what the hell he was doing, anyway, the pronunciation of the name was the same, so he changed his mouth and said: "Oh, Dazai." Then he raised his eyebrows: "You won't call me back just because of this?"

There was a warning in his eyes, if he really dared to answer like that, he would dare to kill him.

You have to feel at ease even if you are punished by the criminal law!

"of course not."

Zhong Yuan Zhong also let go of his fist, his expression serious: "Has the plan changed?"

Dazai said in a commanding tone with a serious expression: "Chuya, tell me quickly, Dazai's name is the most beautiful in the world, and Dazai is ten thousand times cuter than Jiu!"

Nakahara Chuya: "...?"

He slowly placed a question mark above his head.