[Ningjin Mountain Summer Strange Talk] The ending record of a tourist

This is what happened one night.

It's rare that everyone didn't ask to go out to investigate tonight. Suddenly, the two tour guides, the driver and the doctor who were free sat together after dinner by coincidence, chatting for some reason.

At the beginning, the topic was just the current status quo and this group of tourists, but in the end, it turned into a rather wonderful topic——

"I said, if you met a girl you like...what would you do?"

This was a topic initiated by Yukiyo Momo, he glanced at the men present and asked curiously.

Aiming at him, Ludvik was the first to snort disdainfully from his nasal cavity.

"...do you have any objections, German?"

Tao Sheng squinted at the other party, "You don't need to say your opinion, anyway, it must be something that dedicated your body and mind to the Lord, and you don't want to hear it with calloused ears..."

"...Hmph, how can a sports dwarf like you understand..."

"Then tell me, you talkative German guy! Do you have a favorite type of girl?!"

Faced with the other party's sarcasm of "Don't explain it, I know you must have no haha, if you are not a Christian, I would have thought you were gay", Ludvik was silent for a long time, and then his tone was a little puzzled Replied, "……Probably... like, a holy girl like an angel...?"

"..."

Taosheng felt speechless for this kind of answer that sounded like the innocent fantasy of the poor man//, and couldn't help casting a meaningful glance mixed with sympathy to his old enemy.

He gave up asking Ludvik, and turned to look at the doctor Sakuma Minami who was dazed aside.

"Where's the doctor? Mr. Sakuma seems to be from the Junai school...?"

"...Huh? Me..."

As if he just came back to his senses, Sakuma blinked blankly, pointed at himself slowly and asked a question, seeing Taosheng nodding, he tilted his head and thought for a while.

"I... I'm a straight-ball guy. If I decide to confess, I'll say it directly."

Wow... The men present unconsciously exclaimed.

To make a digression, although in the eyes of the world, most people think that men should be the more active party in relationships, but in fact it does not seem to be the case.Unexpectedly, many men will be hesitant and indecisive, and they may not be as straightforward as girls, who are more aware of their needs.

"Speak directly... what will you say?"

Tao Sheng couldn't help asking.

The brown-haired doctor looked stern, and said the quatrain without hesitation, "I like you, please date me."

"It's too straightforward!!"

Are you the hero of a shojo manga? ?No, no, no shoujo manga in this era will be so straightforward anymore! !

The black-haired tour guide couldn't help covering his face, "If you say it's great, it's really great...but if you say it like this, you won't...wouldn't you be embarrassed??"

"is it?"

Sakuma tilted his head in confusion, and asked the other party, "Then, what will Mr. Momoo do?"

This question directly hit the other party's culprit, and the black-haired tour guide fell silent with a tangled face.

"When you talk about others, you have a great look, but you are very timid if you don't see it."

Ludvik snorted again, "Maybe because I don't have confidence in my height and appearance, I don't dare to confess at all."

"Bastard German! I'm so short! And I'm so handsome!! How can I lose confidence!!"

After cursing a few words angrily, Taosheng was seriously embarrassed about Sakuma's question.

"I don't have anyone I like now, I really don't know..."

It was indeed wrong for him to bring up the topic even though he couldn't answer it himself. He stroked his chin and looked around, and set his sights on Iori who was sitting on the side not far away.

In order not to be ridiculed by the German guy for his answer, he immediately decided to shift the topic to someone else, even if that person was Iori Chaoyang... he couldn't care so much now.

"How about you, old driver?"

he asked aloud.In response, several people shifted their gazes to the blond young man who was playing with some unknown small parts in his hands.

Iori Chaoyang lazily put away the parts on his hands, and turned his head to glance at them.

"Me? Me..."

He dragged his tune, and suddenly waved in the direction of the stairs on one side, "Miss Tohsaka, can you come here?"

Several people turned their heads and saw Tohsaka Yuuna and Tohsaka Haruna walking down the stairs.

The Tohsaka sisters who had just come down together looked at each other, and then the younger sister Yuina pointed at herself with some hesitation, "Mr. Iori... calling me?"

"yes yo w"

"……Is there a problem?"

The girl with twin ponytails looked suspiciously at the group of men who poked their heads in this direction, and walked over hesitantly.

The blond-haired young man watched her walk in front of him with a smile, and looked cautiously at Shang Jiecai. He suddenly stretched out his hand and held Jiecai's head in both hands.

Jie Cai: "??!!"

Yangcai: "hiiiii—help old driver, what are you doing!!"

Iori remained unmoved, held Yuina's head firmly, and looked it up and down carefully for a while.

"Miss Tohsaka is really cute."

He laughed like a joke and said, "Why don't you give me the head, and make it into a specimen for collection and viewing."

Not paying attention to Yuina's shocked expression and Hina's tearful yelling to call the police, the blond young man gently stroked the other's cheek and whispered softly.

"In that case, only I can see it."

"..."

"..."

"..."

Everyone fell into silence because of this kind of Chiguoguo's sickly speech.

What?So does this person still have such a delicate setting?So the old driver who drives them around every day has this kind of interest?Fuck, I suddenly feel so uneasy sitting in the car...

"Just kidding." Under the fiery gaze of everyone, Iori let go of her hand as if nothing had happened, smiled and winked at Yukina, then turned to look at Taosheng and the other three, "My confession may be like this Yo."

……………What the hell?Are you kidding me?

——The above two sentences clearly hung on Jie Cai's face.

Sakuma, whose focus was subtle and slightly wrong, was the first to break the silence.

"... Specimens are difficult to make, Iori-san..."

"...Lord... punish this unclean person..." Ludvik muttered to himself with a dark face.

"..."

For the first time, Taosheng felt that he had resonated with the German guy. He stared at Yizhi wordlessly for a moment, and finally let out a deep tired breath, and let go of his only thought after witnessing everything——

"Being a bachelor for the rest of your life!"

small theater:

Taosheng: "Old driver, what is that you are playing with?"

Iori: "Huh? The parts on the car yo"

Taosheng: "...parts? Did you dismantle them?"

Iori: "It's not me oh w"

Jiecai: "………………… I… was… wrong…"

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