please don't tell him

In the end, Xu Chenyuan still sent Xu Wei home. The two people who were just together didn't want to be separated for a second, and they couldn't really live together, so being together seemed extraordinarily precious. Those who are cold and cold are also willing to walk hand in hand under the street lights.

There is no trace of unfamiliarity, Xu Wei thinks this feeling is really wonderful, how can there be such a person in this world, no matter what kind of relationship, makes you feel happy staying with him.

However, apart from love, other relationships seem to be unwilling.

Xu Wei touched the watch on his wrist and showed a knowing smile.

"Good night, Xiaowei, have a good dream."

Although we said goodnight to each other, Xu Chenyuan couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning. Now he is very excited and wants to share the fact that he finally found someone he likes with the world, but he is afraid that Xu Wei has already fallen asleep. To disturb him, so I raised my hand under the light of the desk lamp, took a photo of myself wearing a watch and sent it to Moments.

Note text: I want to be with you forever.

After posting, Xu Chenyuan stared at the circle of friends for a long time. An entire hour passed. Not only did no one comment on his circle of friends, he didn’t even like him. He was quite depressed. Could it be that single dogs are sleeping now so early?After tossing and turning for a long time, he couldn't fall asleep, so he called Lu Xinglan again.

The phone rang for a long time before it was answered. Lu Xinglan had already fallen asleep, and hadn't returned to consciousness after being woken up, so he said sleepily: "I am dead. I have something to burn paper and dig a grave. But it's best not to force me to If you force me, if you force me again, I will send you to the grave."

Hang up when you're done.

Xu Chenyuan stared at the phone for a long while, then sneered, hum, this single dog has no sex/life, and no one to accompany him for New Year's Eve, so he went to bed so early.

Adhering to the spirit of caring for his brothers, Xu Chenyuan called again.

"Make a wish!!! Something is wrong with you, right? Look at what time the fuck is it!" This time Lu Xinglan was completely awake, if making a wish in front of him now, he would definitely grab his ass The collar was pressed down and beaten up.

"If you have a fucking fart, let me do it quickly! If there is nothing bigger than the fact that the United States will send the Marine Corps to fight over tomorrow, I will beat you to death right now, do you believe it?!"

Xu Chenyuan sneered and said, "It's much bigger than that, I'm out of order!"

Lu Xinglan: "..."

Pop, the phone hung up again.

Lu Xinglan threw the phone on the bed, scolded him for being crazy, lifted the quilt over his head and fell asleep again.

Wait a minute, what did that psychopath just say?

Xu Chenyuan stared at the phone and silently counted to three times.

one two Three.

the phone is ringing.

Xu Chenyuan had a triumphant look on his face, and let the phone ring for ten seconds before he picked up the phone slowly and gave a calm hello.

That long tune made Lu Xinglan's stomach churn.

"What the hell did you say? You say it again?"

Xu Chenyuan rolled his eyes, and said word by word: "For the last time, you heard me clearly, brother, I'm off, alone."

Lu Xinglan: "..."

"If you're not with Zhao Liying, you just fucking shut up. I'll beat you to death tomorrow."

Lu Xinglan was a fan of Zhao Liying, although Xu Chenyuan felt that...it didn't fit her.

"Don't worry, I won't snatch your Yingbao from you. I'm with someone else, and you know that person."

Lu Xinglan frantically searched for possible candidates with his brain that had just been pulled out of his sleep, and he suddenly found that he had no one to guess.

Because Xu Chenyuan really has a face that won't like women...ah no, he won't like anyone.

Although he had also vaguely guessed that this shriveled brat must be in love before, but it was only a few days before it was settled?He thought that sooner or later the girl would be bothered by making a wish and would retreat when she found out that it was difficult.

"Tell me the fuck, who is it?"

"Xu Wei."

Lu Xinglan: "..."

Xu Wei?Which Xu Wei?

boom--

Now Lu Xinglan regrets it very much. He should not have answered Xu Chen Yuan's phone call just now, let alone called back that call, because he would never have imagined that Xu Chen Yuan was just saying that his posture was wrong. Re-sleeping, this bastard is fucking trying to blow up his worldview in the middle of the night!

#一摇晚呵, my brother is gay, what should I do, wait online, very urgent#

"You, you, you, say it again, who is it?" Lu Xinglan asked with a trembling voice.

"Xu Wei? Is that Xu Wei? Are you sure it's not, the same name and surname..."

Xu Chenyuan rolled his eyes and said, "Am I kidding you?"

Lu Xinglan lost his composure at all, and roared: "I really wish you fucking called me in the middle of the night to tease me!!! Make a wish! Are you crazy?! Then it's a fucking man...fuck!"

Lu Xinglan is in chaos now, the fact that he made a wish to get out of the single is already scary enough, and the person who got out of the single is still a man!male!What happened to this world? !He couldn't help himself to think hard now, so as to confirm whether the sun rose from the west yesterday.

He really would rather make a wish and tell him that the United States will send the Marine Corps to fight over later, and it has now passed through the Pacific Ocean.

Lu Xinglan's world view had completely collapsed. After a moment of silence, he told himself to stay calm. After taking three deep breaths, he asked, "Are...are you serious?"

Xu Chenyuan asked back: "Hey, buddy, how rare is it? Do you think I called you in the middle of the night to tell jokes?"

Lu Xinglan said firmly, "Like."

Xu Chenyuan sighed and said, "No, I'm serious, I like him."

boom--

Lu Xinglan felt that his hands were shaking so much that he couldn't even hold the phone, so he asked in a trembling voice, "Uh, the person you told me about last time... is, Xu Wei?"

"Yes, yes, yes... Let me tell you, Lu Xinglan, are you okay? Why are you still stuttering? Don't imitate my Xiaowei. People who stutter are cute, but you are stupid."

Lu Xinglan: "...May Chen wish I'll fuck/your mother."

Lu Xinglan raised his hand and rubbed his face, trying to make himself more sober, and finally found that even if he tore off his face, the fact that his good brother who grew up like a bamboo horse and a bamboo horse was already bent could not be changed.

"Dude, I've known you for almost ten years now, why...I don't know why, you...you, are, are you gay?"

After hearing this question, Xu Chenyuan thought for a while and said, "Well... this is a good question. Maybe it's because I'm not interested in you!"

Lu Xinglan: "..."

"The green mountains will not change, the green water will flow forever, and there will be no time after leaving this place."

Pa, this time I really hung up the phone.

After flirting with Lu Xinglan, Xu Chenyuan looked at the phone happily and fell asleep contentedly.

Xu Chenyuan had a good night's sleep last night, and woke up the next day refreshed and called Xu Wei. While stirring the coffee powder in the kitchen, he held the phone between his ears and shoulders to talk to Xu Wei, Listening to the dazed and nasal voice of my little lover, I feel as happy as if I was reborn from Nirvana, and my whole body is transparent.

January 8, XX, 00:[-]A.M.

Lu Xinglan had severe insomnia last night, and when he woke up the next day with two dark circles under his eyes, he looked haggard as if he had taken drugs.

Lu Xinglan's mother saw how listless he was, and asked him in sign language, "Did you not sleep well last night?"

Lu Xinglan reluctantly twitched the corners of his mouth, and said with a smile: "Fuck/Fucking Chen wish."

Fortunately his mother is deaf.

Lu Xinglan slumped on the sofa and swiped his phone, hoping for something to comfort his young heart that had just been hurt by a heavy machine gun, but he inevitably found the hand photo that Xu Chenyuan sent last night.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and Lu Xinglan gritted his teeth and cursed: "Damn it, break your leg."

After struggling over and over for a long time, Lu Xinglan finally couldn't take it anymore, and made a call to Xu Chenyuan, planning to scold him for what happened last night, but it turned out that the other party was on the phone, wondering what this dog/pussy did today Being able to wake up so early, suddenly thinking of what he might be doing, instantly Lu Xinglan's stomach churned again.

Men in love, damn it.

When Xu Chenyuan woke up, everyone probably saw his Moments from last night. The mobile phone seemed to come to life, beeping endlessly. Xu Chenyuan snorted coldly, thinking Why did you ignore me last night, and missed the best moment for him to share happiness. Now that my happiness index is ten stars, I don't have the mood to get entangled with you single dogs.

"Xiaowei, where are we going today?"

Xu Wei on the other end of the phone just came out of the shower and wiped his wet hair with a towel. Xu Chenyuan's deep and pleasant voice came from the receiver. A simple sentence of "little taste" made him feel that the other party was talking about love, shyly Unable to control himself, he said, "Well... you can decide."

Xu Chenyuan thought about it. In fact, he is now "newly married", and there is no one to share his joy with. Thinking of Lu Xinglan who had just had his three views destroyed last night, he wondered if he should visit him and comfort him. comfort?

So he asked with a smile: "Xiaowei, do you want to eat duck blood vermicelli soup?"

Xu Wei: "Huh?"

Therefore, in the Lu family's shop, not many people came to eat breakfast. Lu Xinglan's mother brought three bowls of duck blood vermicelli soup with a smile. The two people on the opposite side.

Xu Chenyuan was flabbergasted as if nothing had happened, while Xu Wei sat next to him blushing so hard that he was about to bleed.

"Make a wish!" Lu Xinglan finally couldn't bear it anymore, raised his hand and slapped the table heavily: "Are you guilty?!"

Xu Chenyuan raised his head, looked at Lu Xinglan with crazy eyes, and asked, "What is my fault?"

"You fucking...!" Lu Xinglan pointed at Xu Chenyuan: "You, you, brothers hold hands for the rest of your life, whoever leaves the order first is a dog, who the hell said that!"

Xu Chenyuan picked up a chopstick of pickled cucumber for Xu Wei, and said calmly, "For Xiaowei's sake, whoever wants to hold hands with you."

Lu Xinglan: "..."

Xu Wei was so embarrassed that he wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in. He used to think that Lu Xinglan was an approachable senior, at least he seemed much easier to get along with than Xu Chenyuan, but now he seemed to have stolen cucumbers from someone's field, and he didn't even dare to look at them. Take a look at him?

Lu Xinglan sighed, and asked: "I know that the two of you are in the early stages of your relationship. You and I are in love. You have enough water to drink, and you are not afraid of the sky and the earth, but what will you do in the future? Have you thought about it?"

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Behind every gay guy who breaks his leg, there is a straight brother who endures humiliation