[Net Wang] This man is so dirty

Ye Ling finally breathed a sigh of relief after the matter with Yushi Ninzu was settled.In the few days before Yuji Shinozu finished the first draft, she squatted in front of the fax machine and waited almost as soon as she got home.She cares very much about the novels she directed.Although the final result was unsatisfactory, and Ye Ling himself realized what kind of bad idea he came up with, but this matter is over after all.Over the past few days, she has delayed many things.Although the original part-time job contract is that within one month of the event, you can freely decide which day to work and which day to be absent, but the actual number of days to work must not be less than 10 days.She probably didn't go after working for a few days.Later, because of the failure of the World's No. [-] Budokai, I didn't go to the tennis club much.Things that have piled up have to be resolved...

But before that!Ye Ling aggressively rushed to the school overnight.The lights at the school medical office were still on, as if they had been waiting for her.

Faced with Ye Ling's questioning, Takarazuka Beauty flirtatiously picked up her long blond hair that fell on her shoulders, and pretended to be deep and said: "It's all your fault. Who told you to play the game so unscrupulously... we The princes are basically good people. Why do you have to be so out of place? Since you have been taught repeatedly, we have to forcibly correct your behavior. Once you do these bad things, the favorability of the characters will drop too much in an instant. Characters are very likely to do some bad things to you. For example, Kosakata Tomoka suddenly fell in love with you and scolded you, or Ninzu Yushi used manuscripts to paste your face. In fact, they would not do this in normal mode. These They are all punishments for you..."

When Ye Ling heard this, he was anxious and angry, and he reached out and wanted to poke the school doctor's nostrils.The school doctor had tried this trick last time, and immediately hid back now: "Don't, don't, don't, don't, listen to it first, listen to it first, don't poke my nostrils... and don't kill me for a thousand years..."

When Ye Ling stopped, the school doctor covered his nose that was poked red by Ye Ling, and leaned his back against the wall vigilantly and said: "You are too bad, we really can't count on you, so we adjusted your customs clearance goal. In short, you As long as the favorability of all the plot characters is set to non-negative, you can get out! We didn’t design this game to watch the plot characters become angry... Don’t, don’t come here! Well, if you encounter difficulties, you can come to them Let me consult, after all, I am the planning team leader..."

Ye Ling silently took out his mobile phone: "Then where is your contact information?"

"Ah, it's XXXXXX..." The school medical system immediately reported a series of numbers smoothly, then was startled, and smiled bitterly for a moment: "I also said that you knew the game's settings, but you came to the school doctor's office for consultation and you still asked me for my contact information ...Well, before you asked, you guessed that I would subconsciously report my real-life phone number, and then planned to frantically call me harassing calls and send spam text messages after clearing the level, right?"

Ye Ling nodded expressionlessly, then stuffed the phone into his pocket and walked away.

The next day was sunny, so I didn't have to go to school on the rest day.

Ye Ling figured that if she worked for a few more days, she would be able to get paid for 10 days, so she went out in the morning to go to work.Unexpectedly, after walking a few steps, I saw an unexpected guy.

That's Haitang Xun!The man is still jogging in his signature turban and a slightly flamboyant vest.Looks like it's something he has to do over the weekend.

Ye Ling still remembers the horrible sound effect when she let Hai Tangxun jump into the 〇 sea, when the other party’s favorability dropped, and when the other party apologized and apologetic, the other party’s face was unwilling to eat 〇. At that time, she bought expensive tennis equipment as a gift, and Haitangxun's favorability did not increase much, which made up for the 20 points lost after the game. Now it is exactly 0 points.

This is very dangerous!Ye Ling racked his brains for a long time, and finally remembered the development of the plot.Judging by the time, it is probably the same!The unlucky Hai Tangxun went out for a run, but was hit on the head by even more unlucky thieves flying stolen wallets. Not only that, he was also run over by Taocheng on a bicycle, and the guy on Fudo Peak with half of his red hair covering his eyes (Ye Ye) Zero can't remember his name) stepped on...

Once you see it, you can't let it go!Anyway, it doesn't matter if I go to work later, Ye Ling sneaked behind Hai Tangxun.

Ye Ling has already made up his mind!Whether it is a boy manga or a girl manga, the rapidly flying ball and the girl's frightened eyes occupying half a page have always been used by cartoonists.At this time, the moment when the boy who stepped forward and beautifully intercepted the ball protected the girl was enough to form a small climax!Although some cartoonists will deliberately use this close-up of the bridge to drag the manuscript...

Just do it!Ye Lingwei|Xinghai Tangxun ran a long way, and finally waited for the crucial scene.Suddenly there was a scream from the street not far away, and then a wallet was thrown high, and it hit Kai Tangxun's head straight.And Hai Tangxun, who was running, seemed to have entered a certain field, completely oblivious to everything that happened.

Let me take on the role of the heroic boy!It's too late to say it!Ye Ling's eyes lit up, and he kicked his feet and ran fast.Seeing the wallet getting closer, she jumped hard, grabbed the wallet that was flying in the air and landed firmly on the ground.

Holding the wallet in his hand, Ye Ling lowered his head to pretend to be deep, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but secretly curl up.She thought a lot in just a few seconds, including what pose she should pose for later, should she stretch her fingers like Gong〇Xinyi, or should she pose as a JOJO stand?Should the expression be a little more arrogant, or should he smile knowingly at Kaitangxun?Should you say "This is your purse, no, your purse" or "Did you drop a gold purse, a silver purse, or an iron purse"?

After making a quick decision, Ye Ling suddenly raised his head, and the expression on his face suddenly became dull.

"Huh... Where is the person?" Ye Ling looked around, and finally found a small, blurry figure in the distance.

Haitangxun ignored her, and ran away as if he really didn't find anything.

Ye Ling stared blankly at the direction where Haitangxun's back disappeared, which seemed to mean looking at the direction of thousands of years.until……

"Hey, people over there, stop for me! Put down the wallet in your hand!"

Ye Ling turned his head expressionlessly, and immediately saw an uncle policeman coming panting with a woman who had lost her wallet.

"Finally caught you!" The patrol uncle grabbed Ye Ling's stiff hands, put the handcuffs on with a "click", and wiped the sweat from his face, "Do you have any excuses?"

"...There is nothing to say...I just want to destroy this world..."

In the end, Ye Ling was forced to arrive at the police station in the same police car with a strange bear who was used to stealing underwear and making obscene objects.The bear called himself Xiong Ji, and he seemed to be very talkative. He kept telling Ye Ling that he was just a victim of being toyed with by obscene objects, and tried to get Ye Ling to agree with him.Ye Ling felt that he was a bit annoying, so he ignored him, but the guy still said something to convince her with facts, and then took out a pair of pink briefs with cherry patterns from his arms and stuffed them reluctantly into Ye Ling's pocket.Next, he began to say that he was not an underwear thief, and he didn't believe that if the patrolman came to search the body, he would never find the stolen goods.I don't know how he can still be so flexible when he is also in handcuffs, should he be used to stealing or something.

Ye Ling was taken to the building where the police station is located.After a simple identification, the policeman nodded and apologized, and the woman whose wallet was stolen got back her wallet and started to fart after the fact, saying, "The person who stole the money is a tall man, he must not be such a cute little girl." La" and the like.After Ye Ling finished taking notes and left with a blank face, he was about to take the elevator downstairs, but he happened to meet Hai Tangxun outside the door.

My old lady blocked the first time for you, and you still have the second time!When Ye Ling looked at Haitangxun, he was immediately angry from the heart, and the evil turned to the gallbladder.When passing by Haitangxun, she deliberately got closer, passed by Haitangxun, and then quietly stuffed the little briefs given by Xiong Ji into Haitangxun's trouser pocket.

Hai Tangxun looked nervous, it was probably the first time he was misunderstood as a thief, and he was imagining whether something terrible would happen next.He didn't notice what Ye Ling stuffed into his trouser pocket at all.It was precisely because he didn't notice Ye Ling's little tricks that his favorability didn't decrease any more, but Ye Ling's moral value bottomed out again.

It doesn't matter if the moral value has bottomed out, just go to Echizen Minamijiro's place to brush pornographic books and it will rise back up again!At this moment, Ye Ling was in a good mood, humming a little tune and waiting for the elevator.Unexpectedly, as soon as the elevator door opened, Ye Ling saw another acquaintance.

That's Fujitsu.He seemed a little surprised when he saw Ye Ling, nodded towards her, and asked, "Qianye-san, have you seen Haitang?"

How could this person be here?Ye Ling's thoughts changed sharply.At that time, Bu Er did not seem to appear in the original plot.Thinking about it carefully, this should be the second time Haitangxun was hit in the original book, and the patrolman should have recognized him, and it's basically just a record.But because of Ye Ling's spoiler, the second time became the first time, maybe the patrolman was not so polite, and the time node was changed accordingly, which attracted Bu Er's attention.

Thinking of this, Ye Ling is not very timid.After all, no one saw her stuffing her panties into Haitang Xun's trouser pocket.Just that position, even the camera lens in the corridor can't take a clear picture.Thinking of this, she briefly introduced the situation, saying something like "I just saw Senior Haitang was taken in by Mr. Patrolman to make a record".

After Bu Er Zhou listened, he pondered for a few seconds, suddenly smiled, and said, "This must be a misunderstanding, it seems that I was overly worried." Then he prepared to take the elevator down again.Ye Ling immediately followed into the elevator.Just as he was about to close the door, a man wearing sunglasses suddenly walked up not far away and squeezed into the elevator.

Seeing that there was no one else, he pressed down on the first floor, and then pressed the button to close the door.The elevator door closed slowly, and the man who came in behind had no objection. He leaned against the wall with a cool look, and then took off his sunglasses.

The elevator began to descend slowly.Ye Ling glanced at the man inadvertently, muttering silently, "What are you pretending to be?"But two seconds later, she was so frightened that she froze all over, and turned her head to look at the past with a horrified expression.

Can't go wrong!that man!That man is that star!It's Shunnosuke Oguri!

Oguri Shunnosuke, who was leaning against the corner of the elevator with his eyes closed, seemed to feel Ye Ling's shocked gaze, the corners of his mouth curled up obviously, but he didn't open his eyes, as if he didn't want to talk to her at all.After two seconds, he pretended to be casual and said to himself: "Ah, it's really troublesome to become famous, not only there are crazy stalkers who need to report to the police, but also they are stared at from time to time Look. I have a press conference at two o'clock in the afternoon."

The sense of inferiority that ordinary people with flat heads feel when they see celebrities suddenly takes over their hearts.Ye Lingyi trembled, and immediately moved away from staring at Oguri Shunnosuke's face.She shifted her gaze down in embarrassment, and accidentally saw the sunglasses that Oguri Shunnosuke was dangling in his hand.The sunglasses were completely black including the frame, but Ye Ling saw something subtle in horror.

There is a layer of gray and white stuff on the legs of the sunglasses.

...That's the dirt on the ear!That's definitely 〇质!They all appeared on the legs of the sunglasses!By the way, did he wash his ears seriously when he took a shower?

Ye Ling's heart was gradually breaking down.Oguri Shunnosuke over there seemed to be very satisfied with what he just said, he squinted his eyes and tilted his head to the side, then stretched out his hand to brush his hair——

See clearly!That's definitely 〇质!And it's an unusually large 〇scale!It looks like a retired uncle who forgot to wash his armpits and behind his ears for several days!Damn it!Ye Ling saw a scene where a superstar was no different from an ordinary person... Or should it be said that a star is worthy of being a star, and because of the excessive pressure, he is also far superior to ordinary people in these aspects?She was shocked immediately, felt unacceptable for a moment and staggered back a few steps, her whole body stuck against the elevator wall opposite Oguri Shunnosuke.

What should I do... Do I need to remind him?It's already noon now, if he had to hold a press conference at [-] o'clock in the afternoon... it's very likely that he would go on stage without noticing the dirt behind his ears, and he would definitely make a fool of himself! ...But if I remind him now, Shunnosuke Oguri who said something cool just now will probably take a big blow to his self-esteem...

How to do!

Ye Ling felt overwhelmed, and her eyes flicked all over the place - she accidentally saw Fuji Shusuke staring at the handsome Oguri Shunnosuke next to him, looking thoughtful.

Ye Ling immediately turned pale with fright!Although she couldn't read anything from Fuji's squinted eyes, the way she looked at him...he must have found out!

Before she could figure out a way, Fujisuke stared at Shunnosuke Oguri, and suddenly said, "That..."

Ye Ling was so frightened that he trembled violently... He must be interrupted!When she was about to yell to interrupt Fujisuke from telling the truth, the elevator bumped violently, and then went completely dark, and Fujisuke couldn't fully say what he wanted to say.

Two seconds later, the emergency lights in the elevator came on.

It's just that the elevator didn't seem to have moved after that.

The author has something to say: Oguri Shunnosuke, Gintama character, star, yellow hair, tall, cute.Although he is just a passer-by in Gintama, I really like him!

……Know it!I know who his prototype is!It's Shun Oguri!Well, the prototype is also an artist (with very long legs), I hope everyone will support him a lot!I am so sorry to write this section offended!Well, the purpose of writing this kind of plot I will explain in the next chapter!excuse me!

In addition, since everyone is looking for Gintama style in this article, I also want to apologize to Xu Gang.sorry!It is said that it is a fan who wrote your work, but everyone has gone to love orangutans!Xu Gang also needs love!Although he also got a lot of love... so, like the first two chapters, I won't write any more plots that are too far away from the plot of Prince of Tennis.Even when writing characters that are not in The Prince of Tennis (such as Oguri Shunnosuke in this chapter), I will still have an original character present.Xiongji is just soy sauce!

In addition, there seem to be a lot of elevator accidents recently, everyone be careful.