[Net Wang] This man is so dirty

"...I'm sorry." Ye Ling put down the manuscript standing in front of him, revealing a half-swollen face with nosebleeds, "Because it's the first time someone asked me to eat, so I was too complacent... Anyway, very sorry!"

Shinobu Yushi stretched out his hand to help his eyes, and lowered his head to take a sip of his coffee. His posture was very gentlemanly and elegant.

Something is wrong!Is Ninja Yuji the one who will attack girls?This person usually looks very elegant, no matter how you say it, he doesn't look like such a person!Ye Ling raised the manuscript in front of him again, covered his face and began to calculate silently in his heart.I seem to be quite unlucky lately.Tomoka Kosakata, is it because the system has set a flag that will drop the favorability to a negative number once it is triggered?And Yushi Ninzu, is he the one who will directly slap you in the face because of this incident?

Ye Ling couldn't figure it out, so he simply didn't think about it, and planned to read the novel written by Yushi Ninzu.As she read, she casually dabbed nosebleeds onto the manuscript.On the other side, Yuji Ninzu noticed her movement and coughed loudly.

Ye Ling withdrew his hand embarrassingly, and wiped the nosebleed under the table.

It seems that Yuji Ninzu seems to be planning to spend with her forever.Ye Ling could only read the novel page by page.While reading, she couldn't help frowning, and put the manuscript on the table with a "slap".

Ye Ling said righteously: "What are you writing!"

Yushi Ninzu was taken aback, and said, "Is there anything wrong with novels about campus love?"

"Of course it's wrong." Ye Ling turned to one of the pages and said, "Look at your description of the heroine Miwa Sakuraniwa."

Standing under the cherry tree, she heard Shunsuke's footsteps, but she didn't turn her head back immediately, but withdrew her hand that wanted to break off the cherry branch.The white and slender fingers passed through the messy hair beside the ears to tidy up, and there was a touch of lingering softness between the movements.

Meihe turned her head hesitantly until her grooming was done. It seemed that Xuexue's skin was gradually dyed a light crimson by cherry petals, and the boundary between the end of her hair and the morning light was not clear. From the usual beauty of kaolin flowers, there is a bit of soft human fireworks atmosphere.Those eyes suddenly softened the moment they saw the person behind them clearly, as if a piece of star had been crushed in the eyes, and layers of shimmering light shone.

"What's wrong?" Yushi Ninzu carefully looked at it several times, and said suspiciously, "I don't think there is a big problem."

"It's a big problem!" Ye Ling stretched out his hand and slapped the table loudly, and shouted, "The heroine is usually the highlight of campus love stories, but the heroine you wrote is too ordinary!" Where did he quickly take out a magazine and flip through a few pages quickly.

"Do you know Yuan Baihe?"

Ninja Foot scratched his head and replied, "I've heard of it, that's the heroine in "My Fox Demon Girlfriend"."

"That's right, the heroine is a fox demon! Do you know idle wolf?"

"I know, it's the heroine of "Wolf and Seasoning"."

"That's right, the heroine is the wolf girl! Do you know the chick?"

"...The protagonist of "Electric Human Brain Angel Heart"..."

"That's right, the heroine is that human brain... huh? Computers... are not human after all! Do you know the omnipotent angel used in strategy?"

"It's Carlos from "Sister from Heaven"..."

"No!" Ye Ling slammed the table again, "It's Miwa Sakuraba!"

"Hey! This is wrong! Teacher Shui Yuesong will complain! This is obvious plagiarism! Plagiarism!"

"Shut up! Who is Shui Yuesong! What is the girl from heaven! I've never heard of it!" Ye Ling took out a black marker pen from nowhere and began to blacken Ninzu Yushi The description of the heroine.

“啊啊啊啊啊啊你干啥啊！”忍足侑士一着急拼命飙关西腔，“你别乱来哦！好了好了女主角是天使！是天使可以了吧！让她死一次然后Resurrection is all right!"

"So you've already seen it..."

"You just said 'there' right! You obviously know about "Sister from Heaven"!" Yushi Ninzu forgot the act of acting stupid that he had always yearned for, and began to complain crazily!

"I don't know! Anyway, very few people read this article, so there must be no problem with copyright!" Ye Ling said confidently, "But this is not enough! Back then, "Yin Taman" was introduced because of the elements that attracted readers. There are too few to fail! Sai〇 people alone are not enough! Only Sai〇 people eating the evil fruit is the best choice! We must not repeat the mistakes of "Gintaman"!"

"So what are you going to do!"

"Of course you can't directly introduce a new world setting and let the heroine fall from the sky, because the setting will be exactly the same..."

"You really have seen it! You have seen "Sister from Heaven"!"

"It's not the time to talk about this!" Ye Ling raised the marker pen and continued to scribble the description on the manuscript, "Because you are writing a campus love story, so the heroine can't let everyone know that she is an angel, otherwise There is no way for the story to develop within the scope of campus love. The heroine must be like a normal human being. The angel form must be triggered by special events. For example, being poured with cold water..."

"Isn't that "Ran Niu 1/2"!? Hey, don't paint any more! The paper is going to tear!"

"It's okay, it's okay, this kind of special event-triggered transformation has already been written by too many people, and at most it can only be regarded as a meme, not plagiarism!" Ye Ling said shamelessly, "This kind of transformation is the best. Only appear once or twice, otherwise it will not be able to surprise the readers. I suggest that the heroine explode and transform at the end. On top of this, the heroine who usually looks like a normal person must have a Highlights..."

"Then why did you introduce the setting of angels? Does the setting of angels make sense? Let's go back to the original topic!" Yushi Ninzu felt that his setting had collapsed.He began to regret letting Ye Ling read his novel...

"Since the audience is targeting students' campus love stories, the design of the heroine's highlights must be close to life. Do you think about what characteristics the heroine can have?"

Ninja Yuuji hesitated.The first thing that came to his mind was that the heroine must have a pair of beautiful long legs.But in this world where almost all heroines get full marks for their appearance, raising this point is like talking nonsense, and Ye Ling will undoubtedly veto it immediately.He thought about it for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but push his glasses with confidence: "How about making the heroine a glasses girl?"

Ye Ling tore off the completely blacked-out manuscript with a click, and said, "Puff, mistake. The highlight must not be too ordinary. Take the glasses character as an example. You, Tezuka Kunimitsu, and Sadaharu's settings It’s all repeated. And after brainwashing in various works in the past, the character with glasses will generally leave readers with two fixed images: First, the character is hidden or even black-bellied, such as Tezuka Kazumi. Second, this character is very funny and even Make complaints, such as you and Shinpachi."

After Ye Ling finished speaking, Yushi Ninzu's face was so dark that it couldn't be darker.He thought of a large collection of glasses in his home, and his mood became very bad.Under some kind of great pressure, he pretended to be nonchalant and took off the glasses on his face, and asked calmly, "Then what do you think?"

"That kind of feeling that you can know at a glance that 'if this is the setting, then there is only that person'..." Ye Ling stroked his chin and thought for a while, then suddenly clapped his hands happily, "The unique and obvious setting around ...I think the only ones that have Kaitang Kaoru's colorful turban! For example, once Miwa Sakurani puts on the turban, she will immediately become a super beautiful woman..."

"...I object." Yushi Ninzu said unhappily, "I can't stand the heroine walking around wearing a headscarf at all! Actually, I want to complain a long time ago! Why does Kaoru Kaitang wear that kind of scarf when he plays ball? Tasteless hijab! Did he say 'amen' secretly before the game! Seriously, I don't have any disrespect for other people's personal beliefs, but aren't hijabs usually worn by women?"

"Then let's do it this way." Ye Ling seemed to compromise, "Sakuraniwa Miwa's headscarf can only be seen under special conditions, such as when the skirt is blown by the wind..."

"Hey, where do you wear your hijab! The hijab should belong on your head! That's why the hijab is called a hijab instead of underwear!"

But Ye Ling didn't seem to pay any attention to Yushi Ninzu who was madly complaining.She continued to think and said: "It's okay. Just like this: Sakura Niwamiwa was in the form of an angel when she first came to the world. When she landed on the roof of the teaching building, her skirt was flying. It was morning on the roof. The sleeping hero Shunsuke Ando opened his eyes in a daze, and dimly saw a beautiful angel he had never seen before. After that, the only thing he remembered was the little strawberry-patterned headscarf under the angel's skirt..."

Ninja Yuuji seemed to have exhausted all his strength.He interrupted weakly: "That is "Strawberry 500%"..."

"When Meihe turned into a human and appeared in front of him again with a simple face, Shunsuke no longer knew him. At the same time, he fell in love with a lovely girl like an angel from the same school, Nishino Temple... Let's put it this way. Let’s change the heroine’s name to Sakuraniwa Towa. No, let’s just change it to Tojo Mio…”

Ninja Yuuji didn't want to talk anymore.He stared at Ye Ling blankly.

"Ah, it seems like it's not enough to be a blockbuster. How about setting the heroine to work as a funeral planner in heaven before coming to the world."

Ninja Yuuji's eyes darkened, and he subconsciously nodded.

"The special skill of the heroine is that she can talk to Ojisang who is over 50 years old."

Ninja Yuuji nodded again.

"The heroine used to have poor | breasts, but her dream is to become a big | wet nurse!"

"The heroine likes to eat tuna belly!"

"The heroine is controlled by the villainous boss, and a monitoring device is installed on her body. The mission is to destroy the earth!"

"The name of the heroine's trick is 'shock! Bowling into the Soul'!"

"..."

The author has something to say: I feel that there will not be many people who can get it in this chapter.The next chapter is still Ninja Enhancing Chapter.

I always feel that I will really be complained this time... Let’s write an apology in the next chapter.