Cannon fodder partner dressed as a disabled villain

"Have you arrived in Hangzhou?"

After getting off the plane, not long after turning on the phone, Yun Yan received such a text message.

He looked at the sender's name, dragged his suitcase and froze in place - Shen Shuheng? !

After being married for so long, Shen Shuheng never took the initiative to contact him, and he didn't even know that Shen Shuheng's number was stored on his mobile phone.

He always thought that for people like Shen Shuheng, all the irrelevant external contacts had probably been handed over to assistants.

But today, Shen Shuheng actually took the initiative to send him a message? !

But it's not surprising, after dinner yesterday, Shen Shuheng asked him: "If two people have to be separated for a long time, how can we keep in touch?"

"Long place?" Yun Yan thought in amazement: No, Shen Shuheng is so autistic, even if he is in love, there should be a higher probability of online dating, right?Don't know how to get in touch?Could it be an executive from their company that he likes?

"No, he's on a business trip."

Wow, is he really an executive?

"Then care about him from time to time... It's good to communicate normally, and it's not like he won't come back, right?"

"What counts as caring?" Shen Shuheng frowned.

Yun Yan laughed: "Just greet him from time to time, see what he is doing, whether he is tired, share interesting things in life, find common topics, it is the same as chatting with friends, but more intimate than friends .”

Shen Shuheng nodded thoughtfully.

So now comes the question, why did Shen Shuheng send a message to herself?

Experiment?

Thinking of yesterday's spicy chicken, he felt that Shen Shuheng didn't need to experiment at all, as long as it performed normally, it would be perfect.

Yun Yan stared at the message with a delicate expression.

"Brother Yun, are you still leaving? We are falling behind." The assistant assigned to him by the company reminded him.

"Oh good," Yun Yan finally recovered, "Let's go."

Then he replied to Shen Shuheng while walking: "Just got off the plane, what's the matter?"

After seeing his reply, Shen Shuheng finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The monitoring mobile phone and bluetooth headset were placed on the desk not far away, within reach, but he didn't go to get them.

His mother had warned him that no one could stand constant surveillance, and he couldn't go on wrong.

At least, I can no longer listen to it.

He locked the monitor into a drawer.

So, what's his answer next?

Shen Shuheng looked at the information about "how to chase a boyfriend" that he had sorted out.

The above shows that, first of all, one should "show one's own strengths", and in addition, one should "care about him", which is consistent with what Yun Yan said.

As for "how to care about your boyfriend", he looked at the information and quickly summed up the main points - to put forward targeted care based on his environment.

He thought for a while, and sent another message: "Don't look at your phone on the road, be careful of being hit by a car. Pay attention to sun protection, be careful of heat stroke, and drink more water."

Yun Yan sat in the nanny car that came to pick them up, blowing on the air conditioner, and laughed out loud.

How would he reply to this?Said that he was not walking on the road, nor was he exposed to the sun?

His mind is full of "black question mark face.jpg".

After thinking for a long time, he suppressed a smile and replied: "Mr. Shen, do you have WeChat?"

Shen Shuheng: "...Yes."

Yun Yan: "Come, come, add a WeChat account?"

Therefore, after several months of marriage, Yun Yan finally successfully added her husband's WeChat account.

Shen Shuheng's profile picture is a bright nebula map, and his name is the straightforward "Shen Shuheng". Naturally, there is nothing in the circle of friends as expected.

Before that, Yun Yan had already set Moments to be visible for three days - he did not delete the original owner's Moments, he felt that he should not completely erase the traces of the original owner's existence, but he did not want those traces to affect to one's own existence.

How did he know that those circles of friends in the past had already been wiped out by Shen Shuheng.

After adding WeChat, Yun Yan sent a message: "Hello boss, I'm sorry, I'm currently blowing on the air conditioner in the nanny's car comfortably, and I won't be bumped or suffer from heat stroke. Please don't worry, boss!"

Shen Shuheng looked at his sentence, then at the sentence he had just posted, and fell into deep thought.

Is the direction of my concern not right?

Immediately afterwards, he saw another picture sent by Yun Yan, which turned out to be a selfie of him, smiling brightly, behind the translucent car window, and outside the car window were blurred tree shadows.

Seeing Yun Yan's smile, the gloom in his heart because he gave up monitoring just now was swept away.

Suddenly thinking that Yun Yan told him to bask more in the sun, Shen Shuheng moved to the window and opened the curtains.

"But..." Shen Shuheng lowered his head, and saw Yun Yan again and said, "Boss, why did you suddenly evolve from the iceberg mode to the old lady mode?"

Shen Shuheng: "..."

Why is he an old mother? !

"Hahaha, you can't do this, you know? Go and look up the meme about 'drink more hot water'!"

Shen Shuheng went back to the computer and checked it. After a while, he finally understood - it turned out that such "concern" was not painful or itchy, and it was too cheap. Too much "concern" was actually annoying.

It seems that the previous information is too low-end, so delete it.

He replied to Yun Yan: "...Understood."

Yun Yan: "Hahaha, it seems that I still have to teach you."

Yun Yan: "Actually, you can look up PUA, that is, the content of 'pao Xue'. This thing seems to be wrong, but the theory is really useful."

Shen Shuheng searched, and the screen was full of "quick pick up", "three sleeps a day", "the new PUA scam was broken..."

"……"WTF?

"Many scumbags and organizations use some of the theories to cheat guns, which has caused the term to be stigmatized, but digging out its theories and removing the malicious elements is a textbook for striking up a conversation and promoting the development of intimacy. It is simple and rude. efficient."

"But these theories are just tools after all, and there will be no good results if they are abused, but I believe you have the ability to discriminate."

Shen Shuheng frowned looking at the search results on the webpage, and finally told the assistant: "Give me a piece of information about PUA."

After posting, he continued to look at the entry he had just found.

Just watching, the WeChat notification sounded again, Yun Yan asked him: "What are you doing? Looking for information?"

Only then did he realize that he hadn't replied for a while - he used to often not reply to messages from his subordinates, and only then did he feel that this habit was not good.

However, how could he admit that he was looking for information?

He also thought that Yun Yan said that he should show his strengths, so he took a copy of "Godel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid" (Note) from the shelf, opened the title page, held the page with one hand, and took a picture with the other. Send the photo to Yun Yan: "I'm reading a book."

He thought to himself that Yun Yan would definitely praise his erudition.

Unexpectedly, a few seconds later, Yun Yan said, "Wow... your hands are so pretty!"

Shen Shuheng: "..."

nice?

He saved his fingertips.

After thinking about it, he typed: "That book..."

Before I finished typing, I saw Yun Yan again and said, "Did you open the curtains today? I can see the sunlight on your fingertips."

Under the sunlight, the finger has a transparent texture.

"En." Shen Shuheng thought for a while, and took another photo of the study for him.

The summer sun was dazzling, Shen Shuheng didn't open all the curtains, leaving a layer of white gauze, and the whole study room was glowing with a layer of hazy light.

"It's so beautiful." Yun Yan sighed.

"It would be great if I could take a picture of you reading a book in such a study, it must look as good as an oil painting."

Shen Shuheng thought to himself, what's so interesting about me?

If Yun Yan was here...then he would also be willing to take a photo like that of Yun Yan and keep it in his phone for collection.

He is like the boy in the painting.

"And your book, I just searched and found out which one it is, this book is too famous, I have seen the Chinese version before, and I have turned a few pages, but I didn't understand... Go back and tell me Tell me, okay?"

Shen Shuheng's mind was full of Yun Yan's smiling eyes looking at him, asking him what it meant and how he understood it, and his heart was soft: "Okay... wait for you to come back."

Yun Yan sent a cute "hmm" emoji.

Looking at their conversation just now, Shen Shuheng thought to himself, in fact, with Yun Yan around, he didn't need to think about what to say at all.

It seems that there will never be a real cold spot between them.

Just as he was thinking, Yun Yan suddenly sent another sentence: "Now, have you found the feeling?"

Shen Shuheng: ...?

Yun Yan: "Come on, while I'm free in the car, let Teacher Yun analyze the conversation above us for you."

"Be sure to ask what the other party is doing first. If the other party is unwilling to tell you this, it means that he is wary of you, and you need to find other entry points."

"But after the other party replies, you can find a point to continue the conversation based on his reply."

"For example, you sent me a photo. From this photo, I found several elements, one is a book, one is your hand, and the other is sunlight."

"If you want to win a person's heart, praise is a must, so my first point is to say that your hands look good-remember, you must express your appreciation for him properly!"

"The second point is the sunshine. I once told you about opening the curtains, so this point is related to our past memories."

"The third point, the book, I said I don't understand it, let you tell me, this is to find reasons for future connections and create new opportunities to meet."

"You see, with appreciation, memories of the past, and expectations for the future, the emotional connection between the two will become stronger and stronger during the chat."

"Okay, the analysis is over, have you learned anything today?"

Shen Shuheng: "..."

He tightly pursed his lips and looked at the "wonderful analysis" behind Yun Yan, a storm was brewing in his eyes.

With a "bang", the mobile phone was buckled on the table.

angry.

Why worry, only research! ! !

……

Ten minutes later, Chen Rong was stunned when faced with a bunch of new tasks in his hands——

Why did the boss who clearly said that he would give himself a holiday this afternoon come back! ! !

Obviously the boss has been in a good mood recently, what happened today?

Could it be because the young mistress went out to film?

Woooooo, young mistress, come back soon! ! !

"Eh? What about people?"

"Go to work?"

Yun Yan, who had no idea that he had offended someone, did not wait for a reply for a long time.

After looking at the phone several times, but there was no result, Yun Yan simply stopped guarding and just subconsciously held the phone in his hand.

But he was still uneasy, knowing that there would be a reminder if there was information, he still chatted with the people around him, and unlocked the screen when he was fine.

After a long time, the phone suddenly heard a "ding" notification sound.

Yun Yan hurriedly turned on the phone, only to find that it was not Shen Shuheng who sent the message, but an account he had never contacted.

But the profile picture looks familiar, who is it?

Open it up——

"Xiaoyan, are you in Hangzhou now?"

"I'm also in Hangzhou, let's meet."

Yun Yan found out that the two had no chat history before, so he replied: "Are you...? My note may have been accidentally deleted by me."

The other party was silent for a long time.

But in the end he replied: "...Xiao Yan, you hate me so much?"

"You once called me 'Brother Yu Lang' with a smile, I still remember it clearly! How can you be so heartless!!!"

Yun Yan: "..." Fuck.

Black out a dragon, out of sight is out of mind.