[Comprehensive British and American] When short rich handsome meets tall rich handsome

[Gotham belongs to Iron Man. 】

[New King of Gotham. 】

"I hate these words, it's so stupid." Sitting in the seat that originally belonged to the Penguin, Tony held his chin and said lightly.

Oswald looked at him resentfully.

If he hadn't been afraid of his strength, he would never have listened to him so obediently.

"So, what do you want to write?" He asked through gritted teeth.

"What you write is something you think about, Oswald," Tony said, standing up and walking over to Oswald. "Just let them know who's boss."

If it wasn't that he couldn't beat him, he would definitely beat him up.

Remembering the way Tony lifted him by the collar and lifted him into the air, Oswald backed away.

He's sure something must have happened to Iron Man to make him what he is now.

But he can't handle him now, so he can only obey.

Staring at the direction where Oswald left, Tony didn't know what was going on in his mind, and he was a little distracted.

Suddenly someone stretched out a hand from behind and gently hugged him.

"Oswald made you angry, do you need me to help you teach him a lesson?" The man put his head on his shoulder, blew into his ear, and said leisurely.

He put his hand on Tony's hand, and the calluses between his fingertips ran across the back of Tony's hand, slightly itchy.

"Stay away from me, Laughing Bat." Tony calmly pulled his hand away from his, and turned around.

The Laughing Bat in front of him didn't wear his black clothes or mask, but instead wore a black suit, like a Brucey baby.

The face after taking off the mask was exactly the same as Bruce's, only paler.

Bruce is also very white, but the white of his Laughing Bat is different from him. This lunatic has an unusual sickness and madness in his white, not like Batman, but more like a clown.

A smile that won't disappear, and bloodshot eyes, the more you look at it, the more horrified you feel.

Tony wasn't terrified, he was just disgusted.

"Please, dear." The Laughing Bat narrowed his eyes, he took Tony's hand, put it to his lips, and kissed the back of his hand with a smile that looked extremely fake, "I will give my whole Gotham It's all for you."

"It's Batman's whole Gotham," Tony emphasized.

The Laughing Bat looks like he's laughing, or he's been laughing, but at this moment he's laughing more broadly: "I'm Batman too, and I'm a Bruce Wayne, Tony, just—Laughing Batman or something. Or, in your case, only the sad-faced Batman can be called Batman? Am I not him?"

"Are you worthy, clown?" Tony asked back.

The Laughing Bat laughed loudly. He put his hand on Tony's shoulder, but Tony threw it away.

"Don't move, Laughing Bat, I'm not familiar with you." Tony frowned, looking at him arrogantly.

"But I knew 'you' well, and before I killed you, man, that was a good time, Tony." The Laughing Bat licked his upper lip, and even Tony had to admit he used Bruce Wayne's beautiful face looked very sexy when he did this action, "We are like you and this Bruce Wayne, working together...a perfect match."

"Don't say it so disgusting." Tony frowned, and the blue light gathered on the palm of his hand, "Or do you want to feel it?"

The Laughing Bat raised his hand and took two steps back slightly: "Okay, okay, I won't piss you off, dear, but I think you also know what kind of feelings you have for me."

"I have a lot to do, and if you're just talking nonsense, you're in the wrong place," Tony said.

He turned around to leave.

He just announced his identity to the whole world, and he immediately went to deal with all the villains in Gotham and reversed the situation in Gotham's No Man's Land.

The most important thing is Thanos, he has to get back the remaining two gems, and then kill

Die Thanos.

He still has a lot to do, he has to do everything Batman can't do.

Using his means, not Batman's, so he doesn't have time to mess with the Laughing Bat here.

"Superman, right? Clark is really a super invincible troublemaker." The Laughing Bat put on a pretentious sigh. "Do you need me to help you? Since you just froze Batman, there's no way to explain to him where Bruce Wayne went."

Tony stopped.

"New question, where is Bruce Wayne?" The Laughing Bat raised his eyebrows and pretended to say, "It's too surprising, where is Bruce Wayne...is he dead?"

With a bang, the furniture beside the Laughing Bat was smashed, but the man smiled and was completely unaffected by him.

"If you think I won't break your neck, you can try saying a few more words."

"I don't doubt that you have the determination to break my neck." The Laughing Bat narrowed his eyes, "I only doubt that you have the strength to break my neck, hahahahahaha, you need me, Tony Stark, Superman immediately It will come, come to his dearest friend, you have no way to give him a Batman, hahahahaha, how do you tell him, you trapped Batman in a dream, and then his body Is it freezing?"

"You trapped him in the dream." Tony retorted in a low voice.

"Is it meaningful to struggle with this at a time like this? You are the one who made him weak, and you are the one who made everyone weak. It was you." The Laughing Bat suddenly lowered his voice, "It was you who followed the devil's guidance and chose Traded with me. Looks like Bruce Wayne means nothing to you, doesn't he? Lose one and you get another."

He was close to Tony, and with his height advantage, he could look down at Tony and easily lift his chin: "Batman will, but I won't lock you up in Arkham."

Tony looked up at him.

During the stalemate, someone outside the door suddenly shouted: "Superman is here, Superman is here."

"Look, I'm right, Clark has always been an annoyance." The Laughing Bat said proudly, "You have ten seconds to prepare, ten, nine, eight..."

"I……"

Before Tony could finish speaking, he heard a bang, and the anxious Superman kicked open the door and barged in without any polite preparation at all.

The Laughing Bat lowered his voice, deliberately leaned into Tony's ear and said, "It seems that I don't know Clark well enough. He has completely given up his gentlemanly demeanor."

Tony turned his head and stared at him without a trace: "You have thought of it a long time ago!"

"The number one detective in the world."

"I don't want to hurt Superman."

"Boring," said the Laughing Bat, and he greeted Clark with a smile, "Hi, Carl."

Clark made all the preparations before he came, and Tony suddenly announced his identity to the world, and he couldn't get in touch with Bruce.

He almost, almost...

He doesn't like to plan for the worst, but sometimes he just has to be prepared.

It's just that he never expected to see such a scene when he came here.

Bruce and Tony leaned together ambiguously, and Bruce seemed to be whispering something to him, and it seemed to be teasing.

The small town boy was not good at these things, so he blushed and took two steps back.

He breathed a sigh of relief, but somehow felt a little weird.

"Sorry, sorry, I thought...something happened to you guys? I saw Tony suddenly announce his identity on TV." Clark said, he sneaked a sneak peek at Tony and Bruce, watching the two of them separate before daring He turned his head back to look at them and said.

Bruce in front of him... How should I put it, he is familiar with Bruce's heartbeat, and he can tell that this is indeed Bruce, but...he always feels that this Bruce is weird.

Especially the smile on his face, you can say that the smile is the playboy smile that Brucey Baby is used to, but it has a bit of a clown-like crazy smile.

Tony looked at the puzzled look on his face.

Feeling, fingers pressed a button on his waist.

He had a lead-filled kryptonite bullet in his hand. If Clark really found out the identity of the Laughing Bat, then he had no choice.Only wounded him too and froze.

I just don't know if the Kryptonian's body structure is the same as that of a human, and can he be easily frozen by him?

But in the end, Clark didn't move.

"Oh, do you mean the matter of identity? After all, he can't always wear a mask to prevent others from seeing his beautiful face."

"Huh?" Clark looked at the Laughing Bat blankly, and Tony also looked up at him.

"This is the result of our thinking." The Laughing Bat put away his smile, this time he looked more like Batman, or he was originally a Batman, "The reason why Gotham is like this is because the government needs us , and a Chaoying that allows them to control their real identity will make them feel more at ease, and it will be more convenient to communicate."

It seems okay to say so, but...

"It turned out that this was your plan. I thought something happened to you. It's great that you're fine." Clark said.

"I'll be fine, Clark," said the Laughing Bat. "I'm a Batman after all, and you can go back now."

A few words deceived Superman, but Tony didn't feel happy.

When Clark left, he said, "This won't fool Superman for long."

"You don't need it, do you?" said the Laughing Bat. "If you want to deceive him for a longer time, I can help you—help you kill him directly."

Tony turned his head and looked at him distrustfully: "Why did you offer to help me settle Thanos' deal? I remember Thanos was the one who recruited you?"

"Please, Thanos is not my master. He must think carefully before recruiting me. I just came here for fun." The Laughing Bat said, "And now, I think you are more interesting than him." .”