[Comprehensive British and American] When short rich handsome meets tall rich handsome

Tony raised his head and found that he was not at the banquet just now, but in front of a huge castle-like house.

He wondered where this was, and realized that now he couldn't summon Friday, and his armor, even though it was still firmly attached to him, didn't respond to his commands.

"This is Arkham." While he was thinking, a calm voice behind him said.

Tony was taken aback and turned around quickly.

But he saw Bruce was slapping the dust on his body calmly because of the landing.

Why is Wayne here?Tony immediately thought of the caution he had heard as he fell.

It's Wayne.

"You know this place?" Tony said and immediately realized that he had said something stupid.

Bruce rolled his eyes at him, and jokingly said, "Haney, anyone who grew up in Gotham will never feel unfamiliar with Arkham. Just like any child who is only three years old knows that when crazy When the Hatter speaks, you have to be careful, because that guy is likely to try to control you. Of course, maybe you are not from Gotham, I can understand."

Is he mocking him?Tony raised his eyebrows: "Oh, of course, after all, people in Gotham have to experience Arkham Prison Escape once a month, and meet more than ten lunatics on the street every day... Let me say, this is really good experience."

Batman who was poked inadvertently hurt his heart: "..."

This time Bruce choked.

After all, Arkham's Great Prison Break seems to be able to come once a month.

Tony ignored him and had nothing to say, he had more important things now: "You know why I'm in Arkham all of a sudden? I think you should, since you're a 'well-informed' Gotham guy .”

Bruce glanced over.

"It's not that you went to Arkham, it's your brain that went to Arkham." He explained, "The Mad Hatter brought you into his consciousness, and he will choose to do this to people who he can't control or don't want to control. Do, play his... game."

Tony took a serious look at him, thinking that Gotham people are really well-informed, and any ordinary person can actually know so much about super villains.

Batman considered an ordinary person: "..."

Gotham people who are considered well-informed: "..."

Gotham people have something to say, Gotham people are not Batman per capita.

[Well, well, well, although the main character didn't arrive, two supporting characters fell into my story! ] The Mad Hatter's voice came from their heads, 【Come on, come on, let's play the game.What is this game called?Crazy Alice... wait, my Alice hasn't arrived yet, there is no Alice yet, it shouldn't be called that... what should it be called?Crazy bouncing?It's too ugly, I'd better call it Crazy Alice. 】

If he mentions the bomb again, he will kill him when he goes out, Tony thought with a blank face, if he can't speak, he should say a few words.

From today on, Alice's story has been blackmailed by him, especially the pair of short, pot-bellied Tandandandandan brothers in it.

Sympathize with Batman, why are all his opponents so sick?

【I took five people from the scene just now. To be honest, I prepared these five for Alice. When he comes to me with tea, I will play with him. 】The Mad Hatter said in confusion,【But now I can share one with you for playing games.The cute little rabbit of the March Hare is running around all over the world now, will he die somewhere?Hahahahahaha. 】

"So now it's time to save a... rabbit?"

"A man disguised as a rabbit," Bruce said.

"God, to be honest this mission..." was kind of difficult.

Tony glanced at Arkham, his heart was heavy, and he didn't finish what he said after thinking about it for a long time

He had to think about his first day in Gotham, and without Friday's help he probably, could, maybe was a bit of an idiot.

You know this is normal, he is a genius, his brain is not used to memorize such useless things.

Bruce raised his forehead. He also remembered the scene when he met Tony on the first day, so there is no doubt that he could immediately judge that the other party was a road idiot.

It stands to reason that it’s okay for the other party to be a road idiot. Batman is the "most popular" guest in Arkham, and he probably spends more time in Arkham than some prisoners.

He is familiar with every road, every room, and even every ventilation duct in Arkham—no wonder, prisoners in Arkham like to escape from various places, and ventilation ducts are naturally very popular.

As the person who captured them, Batman accompanied them and drilled countless times.

But that's Batman's business, what's his business with Bruce Wayne?

Bruce Wayne is a sane, law-abiding and good resident.

How did he know the terrain of Arkham?He never came again.

"I probably know the layout of Arkham, and I can lead the way." Bruce said, "After all... I am a Gotham man."

Bruce could feel the admiration and sympathy in Tony's eyes through the mask, as if to say, you Gotham people are so miserable?Even a map of a lunatic asylum is clear.

Bruce: "..."

The Gotham people who are forced to know Arkham well: "..."

Gotham people have something to say, and Gotham people really have something to say.

From Tony's reaction, Bruce actually chewed out a trace of innocence, not saying that he was easy to cheat or anything, but that he had a child-like side in him, a hope that Gotham people didn't have.

As for his misunderstanding... Forget it, Bruce thought as he led Tony to Arkham (pseudo), he wasn't worried about being exposed anyway.

Gotham is indifferent and extremely xenophobic. No one will explain such things to an unknown super hero or super anti.

"Sweetheart, I haven't met you yet. Are you Gotham's new...superhero like that freak who always wears bat clothes?" Bruce pretended to be unintentional as he walked on the familiar ground of Arkham. "What should I call you, you are my lifesaver. Iron Man? To be honest, Gotham is not as good as you..."

He paused, looked at Tony's dazzling bright golden armor, and had to admit that the color was really blinding: "...such a brightly colored superhero."

The heroes of Gotham are just like this city, gloomy and gloomy. Even if they are doing what superheroes do, they always turn themselves into horrible existences like villains.

To be honest, bright colors like Tony's... are more in line with Metropolis.

Half of Bruce's joke-like words were temptations, trying to figure out the other party's background.

Not long ago, a guy who tried to attack the Wayne Group suddenly appeared. Just now, a stranger who changed his identity unexpectedly appeared on his banquet list, and now a mysterious superhero simply came.

The world's number one detective connects it all at once, and Bruce might believe it's a coincidence, and there's no way Batman would let anyone he suspects go unnoticed.

Although Tony didn't know what Bruce was thinking, the alarm belonging to Iron Man was raised immediately. Like a cat sensing danger, Tony raised the hair all over his body.

Although he didn't quite understand the sense of crisis he should have when facing a useless second-generation ancestor, he still smirked and said, "Of course I'm different from your bat. Look at my color scheme... I don't like it." black."