[Comprehensive British and American] When short rich handsome meets tall rich handsome

Tony walked towards Peter in two or three steps, his lips trembling slightly: "You're fine, you're fine..."

He grabbed Peter's shoulders in one fell swoop and took the 15-year-old boy into his arms.

Peter's nervousness was soothed, he relaxed slowly, hugged Tony and called him aggrievedly.

After a while, Tony let go: "Oh my God, I dreamed that you and Doctor Strange were taken away yesterday. I almost thought something happened to you. Fortunately, you are fine otherwise...Peter, why are you Will you come here? Could it be that Stephen also gave you something strange?"

He tried to make Peter less nervous with a one-liner.

Although I don't know what Bruce and the others did, but he has eyes. When he was sitting here just now, Peter kept his head down and rubbed his hands carefully.

He glared at Bruce angrily, and told him with his eyes: stay away from this little boy.

Bruce: "..."

Come on, now Tony Stark is the mother bird who protects the calf, and the next time he teases him with his relationship with Robin, he can pay it back.

But Bruce really didn't do anything, at most he asked him a few questions, maybe it was just because... Batman's eyes were too sharp and his aura was a bit aggressive, which made Peter feel nervous.

Peter didn't know the eye contact between Tony and Bruce. The innocent little boy was still taking Tony's witticisms seriously, and he said to Tony very seriously: "Doctor Strange didn't give I'm something weird."

Some words Bruce and Dick have just successfully got out of Peter, so the two of them didn't express anything special when they heard it, but Bruce said: "You really come from another universe, Stark."

He had already confirmed it, and the existence of Peter only made him more sure.

When Peter heard this, he became more nervous, and he quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, I mean I'm really sorry, I didn't mean it, it's just..."

Batman is just too powerful.

In the later stage, he has overcome his talkative problem, try to say as little as possible, but Bruce can easily deduce the truth from his expression and every seemingly ordinary sentence, and even conclude that they come from in another universe.

"Rich man, genius, playboy, philanthropist..." Peter would lower his head lower every time Bruce said a word.

Because not only did he fail to keep his own secret, but he also failed to keep Tony's secret.

He still knows a lot about Tony, after all, the two have been together for a while, and he is a fan of Iron Man, and he reads a lot of Stark news in online newspapers.

Tony: "..."

Although he already knew that Bruce had [-]% figured out his origin, but he still felt very ashamed to have his identity exposed in such a face-to-face.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, I'm sorry..." After seeing Tony not speaking, Peter felt even more uncomfortable.The discomfort was mixed with a little grievance. As soon as he returned to Earth, he was beaten by the Penguin before he had time to rest, then he was caught by Nightwing, and then he was interrogated by Batman called by Nightwing—he thought it was called interrogation, Bruce and Nightwing insisted that it was just a cliché at best.

Tony was never angry because Peter didn't resist Bruce's interrogation, because he knew what Bruce Wayne was like, and he himself couldn't escape the other party's language temptations.

So after glaring at Bruce once again, Tony stretched out his hand again and put his arms around Peter's shoulders: "Shhhhh, baby in pajamas, I will know that you didn't mean it, that man claims to be the world's number one detective, to be honest, He's also very Sherlock Holmes, so you don't have to feel guilty about it."

"Sorry, Mr. Stark." Peter said a little shyly, "I don't want to act like a child...it's just that too many things have happened recently."

"Doctor Strange...was captured by General Deathblade." He said in a low voice.

Tony let go of his hand for a moment, grabbed Peter's shoulder, and said in a panic: "What are you talking about, Peter? Strand

Qi was captured?By who? "

This reminded him for a moment of what Natasha said in his dream.

Strange was captured, and Peter followed him onto the spaceship...

Tony and Stephen are very good friends, and although Tony often complains about Strange, they are the best bearded brothers.

"It's Deathblade," said Peter. "It's a long story, Mister Stark, these people..."

He glanced at Bruce, Clark, and Dick. They never asked these things, so he didn't know whether he should let these outsiders from other worlds know.

Tony glanced at them too.

Clark, Superman, the chairman of the Justice League, well, although he once thought he was an acting king, he gave up that idea after he found out that Bruce was Batman, because Superman's acting skills are not as good as Batman.

Dick, the adopted son of the Wayne family and Batman's Nightwing, doesn't have much contact with him, but he knows that he was taught by Batman at a glance, so he should be a good person.

As for Bruce Wayne...

"You can say it, it doesn't matter." Tony said, "If you don't say it, they will find other ways to figure it out."

Peter nodded with lingering fear, and then began to narrate slowly: "This matter begins with your disappearance. Not long after you disappeared, the captain returned from Siberia and went to Wakanda to avoid the government's capture. Superhero Registration Act, and let S.H.I.E.L.D. arrest disobedient people, we were really in chaos at that time. But this kind of chaos did not last long, and the U.S. government had no time to take care of us, because Thanos The army is coming."

"The Guardians of the Galaxy brought this news back first, followed by the Thor Brothers. They all fled to Earth from Thanos' pursuit." Peter said slowly, "Before that, who knew Thanos Who is it? No one knows much about the world outside the universe. Only after these fugitives arrived on the earth did we know that Thanos was killing wildly in the universe outside the earth, killing planet by planet, but no one knew about him. I don’t have time to know what I want to do, because Thanos came with his vanguard after the Thunder God brothers died.”

"He asked us to hand over what gem? But who has this thing? We don't even know what it is." Peter gritted his teeth, and the horrible scene at that time seemed to appear in front of him, "He thought we He was perfunctory to them, so he took his army and started to attack the earth. He is too powerful, his army is the same as him, we were defeated, the earth civilization was almost destroyed, and then the post-war history began. "

Peter's breathing became heavier instantly, and he gasped twice suddenly, as if he couldn't breathe, and it took a while to recover.

"Fortunately, Thanos does not seem to intend to kill us all like other planets. On the tenth day after the war, Thanos began to negotiate with the governments of various countries, trying to use political means to rule the earth." Peter After a pause, his voice became a little low, "But, after he caught Doctor Strange, I realized that he didn't do this because he really wanted to save the earth, but just... for the gem... when he When he gets the gem, he'll kill everyone on Earth."

"Doctor Strange is the only one who knows what gems are. I don't know why he knows. He just told me that'gems have powers beyond the universe. Thanos is not willing to be the master of only one world." Master, he wants to control all the worlds'. Eight days after the war, No.90, in a confrontation, Dr. Strange was arrested, and I followed him and hid on the spaceship secretly. The one hundred and first day , General Deathblade took Strange to another universe in a spaceship, during which I was trapped on the spaceship.” Peter said, “The anti-reconnaissance system developed by Dr. Banner is very useful, I hid on the spaceship I haven't been found for several days. I tried to save Dr. Strange, but I didn't find a good opportunity. I didn't find a chance to talk to him until the people in the army landed on a planet and started slaughtering, Strange Dr. Lankey taught me to steal the small fighter plane on the spaceship and come to the earth to find you. Let me tell you that Thanos has realized that the gems are not in our universe, and you must search for other gems hidden in the world before him. Otherwise it's all over."

Tony suddenly felt a pain in his head, and then a burst of blue light suddenly lit up on his arm.

……

"How many times have we restarted time? 1344552765 times, and the result? Every time, every time we fail! Why don't we try... just throw the gems on other worlds? Thanos will It will never come back!"

"The Time Stone is about to break your mind, you need to calm down. Thanos has realized what time game we are playing, we only have one chance!"

"You tell me how to calm down? Watch him destroy everything over and over again? Thanos has realized so what, as long as there is a chance, we can take another risk and take a bigger risk. I found the way The way to other worlds, doctor, I found it. Thanos will not know, before he realizes, we travel to the past, and then put the gems in other worlds, and he will never find the gems."

"Doing this is tantamount to playing with time and fate! If you don't pay attention, it will be over... And the human body can't bear so many times, you will die..."

"No, there is no Tony Stark on this timeline, but there will be Tony Stark on the next timeline? Aren't we always fighting against fate? Is there anything we can't lose? Doctor, we have nothing left. Now the world is waiting for us to have a major operation, a major operation, we only have one chance, do you want to do it, doctor?"

"...I will do it."

……

"My God," Tony exclaimed, stroking his arm lightly, "I actually...did this..."

Holiday episode Bruce finds out Tony tries to get B to call him Master Stark

"Good morning, Master Stark."

Tony opened his eyes, and his first reaction was that he was still dreaming, so he closed them again.

After two seconds, he suddenly opened his eyes, quickly got up from the bed, widened his eyes, and said, "WHATTHEFUCK?!"

It's not that Tony is making a fuss, but, how should I put it?The sight in front of him is enough to shock everyone in this world.

Note that everyone, including the superman with a body of steel, will probably be scared and fall from the sky.

Because Bruce Wayne, aka Batman, is wearing a suit—not the suit he usually wears, but a tuxedo similar to what Alfred usually wears, a small vest, and a bow tie, just like a Like a British butler——

Tony felt that he was dreaming, and looked at Bruce with ghostly eyes for a long time, and finally covered his head with a quilt, and lay back down again.

I still don't forget to say: "I must have stayed up too late yesterday, so I regarded Ah Fu as Wayne. Thinking about it, I know that Wayne must have finished his night patrol and is catching up on sleep."

It couldn't be a dream, otherwise how could he see Bruce dressed as a butler?This is the same as the plot that only appears in a dream-God knows if it is a dream or a nightmare.

Bruce, whom he thought appeared only in a dream, was very calm about his exaggerated reaction. He calmly walked to the window and did something that Afu would do every morning when he was asked to attend an important meeting— —Open the curtains and let the sunlight in.

Tony wailed, like a vampire who dared not see the sun, covered his head even tighter: "Ah Fu, hurry up, close the curtains, I did the experiment yesterday and didn't sleep until four o'clock in the evening."

"Afu is not here." Bruce said more calmly, but under this calmness, there is a volcano that is about to erupt, "And, I remember I told you that your experiments are too crazy these days, you must be careful Rest, and you promised me."

"You also often stay up late to sort out materials. It's normal to not sleep for ten or twenty days in a row. What right do you have to teach me, Wayne? When I asked you to rest, you didn't listen to me?" Tony lifted the quilt Sitting up, "God, are you really Wayne? What's wrong with you? Why are you dressed like this, Fu?"

"Afu got a vacation because of his excellent work performance, and Damian was taken to Titan by Dick and Tim." Bruce simply told Tony the whereabouts of the few people Tony would ask next.

Both of them knew that the other party was the same person as themselves, and it was impossible to ask the other party for things that they could not do. So after a brief quarrel, both of them simply pretended to forget the topic they just talked about.

"As for why I dress like this... Alfred is not here today, so I belong to your housekeeper, Stark... Master." After a pause of two seconds, Bruce continued.

The word master twirled on the tip of Bruce's tongue, evoking an ambiguous ending.

Who knew that Tony couldn't help shaking after listening to it, he was so puzzled that he almost didn't look like an original playboy—probably because he couldn't match that person with the style after he knew Bruce Wayne was Batman. Connecting: "Is something really wrong with you? Is getting Fu's clothes out your way of showing that you really have control over the mansion? Like you've finally turned boss?"

Those who don't know Bruce Wayne will think that Bruce Wayne is the head of the Wayne family, and naturally he will also be the owner of the Wayne mansion, but everyone who knows knows that in this family, Alfred aka the housekeeper is the one who has the highest authority people.

Bruce: "..."

Sometimes it's really tempting to shut up Tony Stark because he's just capable of ruining all the good vibes.

Bruce was silent for a while, his face darkened, and he decided not to pay attention to him, and simply threw the clothes on his hands to him: "Put on your clothes, and then go down to eat."

Tony found himself quite inarticulate at times, terrified as if he were going through a horrible nightmare when Bruce called his master.

And in his Batman-like tone of command

When he was with him, he would complain about his control freak in his heart, and at the same time get used to it, and then put on his clothes obediently without knowing it.

When he came back to his senses, he had already put on a full suit and sat at the dining table.

Bruce had obviously recovered from the conversation just now, very calmly brought out a plate and put it in front of Tony with a standard gesture as if it were a real British butler.

Once opened, a hearty breakfast.

Tony stared at the plate, which was considered a normal breakfast from any angle, and couldn't help but look up at Bruce: Bruce: "You made this?"

Everyone knows Bruce Wayne's cooking skills... a standard kitchen killer, if he cooks it, then Tony can reconsider whether to eat it or not.

"..." Without listening to Tony finish speaking, Bruce knew what he meant, "...Ah Fu just left in the morning when he was done."

It's embarrassing that you have been heating it up until now, but you play a butler role-playing game, but what does it mean to ask your original butler to cheat for you?

Tony looked at him, the sneer in his eyes undiminished.

Calm down Bruce, you knew who Tony Stark was from the first day you knew him.

Halfway through the meal, Tony finally couldn't help but asked: "You said you were my housekeeper today, I won't specifically ask you why you did this kind of thing, because I know you might be a bit of a scumbag after staying in Arkham for a long time. Crazy, but I have a question...does that mean you totally listen to me today?"

He rubbed his hands and asked expectantly. After experiencing a series of incomprehensible "chats" in the morning, his sleep-deprived head finally woke up and tried to do something for himself.

"So you want to... play master-servant love with me, a fun game?" Tony licked his lower lip, and his playboy nature played a role.

"I thought that's what you've been expecting." Bruce said with a smile, "After all, you also created an AI—"

"Cough, cough, cough." Tony choked on the coffee he had just drank, and he jumped out from behind the desk, pounced on Bruce, and covered his mouth.Bruce was obediently thrown to the ground by him, and didn't resist. Tony didn't notice either. He just raised his voice to hide his guilt, "What are you talking about? What does this have to do with B?"

B doesn't mean he fantasized about Batman being his butler.

It sounded, sounded... like he had some nasty | low-level fantasies first.

"You can't slander me casually!" Tony said with a guilty conscience. Everyone asked him why he used Bruce Wayne's appearance as his AI entity image. What can he say, he just did it subconsciously.

"If you keep talking nonsense, I will definitely deal with you today!" He said viciously, although he looked more like a cat with fried fur.

"As you wish, Master Stark." Bruce squinted his eyes, stroking Tony's back with ambiguous movements, the teasing in his eyes was clearly visible, it didn't look like an obedient butler.

It was not Tony's expectation to be molested in turn. He got up all of a sudden, looked down at Bruce, and said half out of embarrassment and half out of revenge: "But you offended me! I don't want to do what you want now. As punishment, pack up and I'm taking you to Avengers Tower."

Huh, he gotta show off Bruce Wayne—his Bruce Wayne.

"No one would have thought that the old bat would actually get together with Stark." Hal curled his lips, "He should be alone for the rest of his life, both he and Stark should be."

Hal glanced jealously at Peter who was sitting next to Barry. Spiderman and Flash were naturally sharing a piece of popcorn.

God, the old bat is out of order, but with him, Barry is still sharing popcorn with others.

"Uh, I didn't expect Mr. Stark to be with Mr. Wayne." Feeling Hal's deep gaze, Peter paused, and honestly raised his head, thinking that he was waiting for his answer. , "After all, Mr. Wayne... a bit scary..."

First time seeing

Bruce's experience still left a deep impression on Peter.

"You mean Batman's disapproving gaze? Believe me, it must be one of the most frightening sights in the world." Barry received it with lingering fear.

The discussion between Hal, Barry and Peter was heard by other people next to them. Not surprisingly, the Avengers and the Justice League set off another wave of discussions-the theme was Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne.

"Hey hey hey, let me see who is talking bad about me in my building." Tony looked at the real-time monitoring that B passed to him, his head was about to explode, and he quickly walked to the center of the hall, loudly Said.

And by this time these people had already had five rounds of discussions about him and Bruce—or a first meeting between the two of them.

A control freak and a playboy who doesn't listen to orders, why they are so different is one of the world's unsolved mysteries.

"GL, if you don't want to stay in Stark Tower, you can leave now." Tony said to Hal sullenly, "Also, I don't know when Stark Tower became Justice League base?! Why is the entire Justice League here?!"

"Since you lived in your concubine's house and stopped attending the Avengers gathering every Thursday, the Justice League will come to meet with us every Thursday." Clint said while throwing the freshly popped popcorn into his mouth , "You know, movie night, it helps everyone bond."

Tony glanced at him, Clint Barton was the one who said the second most bad things about him just now: "So should I feel guilty for this and sincerely apologize to you, Barton?"

Clint heard the sarcasm in his words, and retorted: "It's okay, after all, you are the one who married into the Wayne family, and you will always be welcome in the Avengers Building."

Tony choked back, wanted to say something, and then suddenly realized that he and Bruce seemed to be living together now.

"You finally can't control your fantasy, have you materialized B completely?" Clint noticed Bruce behind Tony after speaking, and said in surprise, "Although I don't care, after all, the Justice League is here What? I don't think they'd be too happy to see you cheating on Wayne...even if it's just with your AI butler."

Tony: "..."

What strange misunderstanding do you have about my design B, Barton.

"It's me, Barton." Bruce said before Clint's words caught the attention of others.

He noticed that Superman's eyes had turned around just now, and he didn't want Clark to come to him one day and say, "B, I saw Stark and his AI butler..."

For a moment, everyone's eyes widened, almost looking at the two of them in horror.

Clint dropped the popcorn in his hand to the ground, and didn't think to pick it up after a long time, but said in a stupid way: "What are you guys... playing for fun?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately covered his face with his hands: "Please, I don't want to see it, hot eyes!"

Tony: "..."

Tony decides to go up and beat Clint hard.

Fortunately, Bruce and Natasha held the two of them back, otherwise there would be an Iron Man vs. Hawkeye on the spot.

Tony recounted the ins and outs, omitting some private parts that cannot be said. The ins and outs are short and only one sentence: "Ah Fu is not here today, so Wayne is my housekeeper now, and I can do anything to him."

He held his head up like a victorious rooster.

Making Bruce Wayne a butler is not something everyone can do.

Who knew that everyone looked at them with strange eyes, and their eyes were full of "Okay, Ah Fu is not here. We know you are playing a sex game, this is what you have been looking forward to, but playing It's too shameless to be in front of everyone."

Tony: "..."

What is your strange understanding of B? !It's just an AI butler!

Bruce is an acting school, and immediately bowed slightly, which is very in line with his current setting and gave a salute: "Yes

Yes, today I am Mr. Stark's butler, and I am very happy to serve you. "

Everyone almost heard the word housekeeper as the master.

"Yes, anything is fine." Tony paused, then turned his head and gave everyone a threatening look, "Anything is fine."

Everyone: "..."

Come on, who else has any weird fantasies about Batman but you?So if you want to die, I'm afraid suicide is more comfortable than this.

"Then you must have a cup of tea at this time, right, Bruce, after all, you are the one who called me 'Master Barry' today, hahaha." Flash laughed and said.

In the end, he just glanced at Bruce, and before he had any reaction, he quickly said, "Forget it, think about it, I'm not thirsty now, or I don't need it."

You don't need to look at Batman's eyes, just one look at Batman and he can persuade him in seconds.

"What's the matter? Old Bat, here's a cup of coffee, tea, whatever you want, as long as it's brought by you, I'll love it." Hal looked at Barry with dissatisfaction and retreated all of a sudden, and immediately said that he was not afraid of death.

Everyone gasped and stared at Bruce.

Hal was a warrior, an absolute warrior.

"Okay, Mr. Jordan." Who knows that Bruce really turned around to pour tea for Hal.

The atmosphere was awkward for three seconds, and Tony was the first to erupt three seconds later.

"Bring you a glass of poison, do you want to drink it? Hal Jordan?" Tony grabbed Bruce's hand, picked up an empty glass on the table with his free hand, and threw it at Hal, " If you want to drink water so much, why don't you pour it yourself?"

After finishing speaking, he dragged Bruce and said angrily, "Let's go, Bruce."

At this moment, everyone knew that no matter what Tony said, today's Batman is his and can be assigned as he likes, but whoever dares to command Bruce, this little man will be the first to blow his hair.

He just wanted to show off, wanted to show off the Bruce Wayne that was his now.

Come on, who owns Batman and wants to show off?

The man was tall, handsome, with a noble soul and an unyielding will.

He is the Dark Knight of Gotham.

It's just that his knights have always been loyal to their own beliefs, but they can never be commanded by anyone.

Not Hal Jordan.

Tony thought angrily.

He was still angry until he returned to the Wayne mansion, exhaling like a hamster whose food was stolen.

"How can you listen to Hal Jordan?!" he finally shouted at Bruce when he couldn't take it any longer.

"Because I know you won't let me do it." Bruce said with a raised eyebrow.

For a split second he wasn't Batman, he wasn't Wayne, he was just Bruce, just Bruce.

"Then what if I just want to embarrass you?" Tony pursed his lips, not listening to his words at all, and said angrily.

Bruce suddenly lowered his voice: "For Tony Stark, I have never been able to grasp him. He is mysterious, genius, and elusive. But despite all this, I always know that he loves me."

Tony watched him for a long time, and suddenly rushed up and hugged him.

"Okay, you're always the best one, okay."

Bruce didn't answer his words, but lifted the little man's chin and kissed it like a dragonfly.

Tony stood on tiptoe and pressed his head instead, deepening the kiss.

Half a day later, the two let go of each other, Tony grabbed Bruce's clothes, almost hung on him and asked, "I'm still curious, why do you suddenly want to play the game of playing the butler?"

"Because I was bought by you." Bruce's voice was hoarse, not sure if it was because of the kiss just now or something else.

Tony froze for two seconds, then remembered what Bruce was saying for a moment.

It was the case they did two days ago, for a large underground slave farm, Bruce played the role of the commodity caught for auction, and Tony played the role of the one who participated in the auction.

anonymous buyers.

Tony bought Bruce at the venue.

"Does it hurt?" The people in the store will ask the buyer to provide their own mark, and then put it on the "commodity" to show the buyer's ownership of the "commodity".

In order not to attract unnecessary attention, Tony could only choose to let Bruce wear one. The thorny S (Stark) looked proud and beautiful, and it was branded on Bruce's collarbone.

In a way Bruce Wayne really belongs to him.

Bruce shook his head, grabbed the back of Tony's hand with one hand, gently pulled it up, and put it on his lips.

"You belong to me," Tony said softly.

"You're mine too," Bruce replied.

"It feels...it's so good...even if it's just today." Tony laughed softly, he hooked Bruce's neck and buried his head in his neck.

They regard each other as their own, but clearly understand that Iron Man and Batman can never completely belong to someone.

Because they still have too many things to do, the evil in this world is immortal, Batman and Iron Man will never retire that day.

The best ending for Iron Man and Batman is to continue being Iron Man and Batman.

Tony understands that Bruce and he play such a game partly because they both share a deep hope that one day they will just be Tony and Bruce, just for each other.

Bruce didn't answer his words, but hugged Tony even harder.

"Okay, Mr. Butler, I forgive you." Tony blinked, raised his head and licked Bruce's earlobe, "You can play the game you have fantasized about for a long time."

"I thought it was your fantasy." Bruce said with a smile, "After all, I'm not the one who made your image into an AI."

"Whoever it is, I like your idea, and now you have my permission to continue."