[Comprehensive British and American] When short rich handsome meets tall rich handsome

"What's the relationship between me and Iron Man?" Tony touched his chin and said with a relaxed expression, "Actually, there aren't many deep relationships."

"The gauntlets you used during the day are very similar to his." Batman said without hesitation, "Don't tell me that you have nothing to do with him."

It was not beyond Tony's expectation that Batman noticed that he was carrying something, so he said frankly, "Of course, because I made it for him."

"Isn't this a deep relationship?" Batman asked sarcastically.

"Then what's your relationship with Bruce Wayne?" Tony raised his eyebrows.

Batman was silent for a moment, then said, "I have nothing to do with Wayne."

"That's not what Wayne told Iron Man." Tony blinked, with an expression of "I didn't expect your thick-eyed Batman to be such a person", "I heard that you are lovers, so he will help you."

This history Batman certainly remembers, Bruce Wayne and Iron Man were trapped in the Mad Hatter's "Wonderland" and the nonsense that only belongs to playboys.

But this is what Wayne said, what does it have to do with Batman?

So without hesitation, he said categorically, "No, we're not, that's Wayne talking nonsense."

"But I'm not talking nonsense." Tony said with a smile.

Batman's voice stopped abruptly: "You..."

"Stark will not make a loss-making business. If you have seen Iron Man take off his mask, you will also find that he is handsome and you can't refuse." Tony looked at him, blinked, his eyes were serious When looking at people, she is extraordinarily beautiful, moist and full of mist, even when he looks at others domineeringly, it seems that he is trying to please someone: "Of course, I heard that your face is very handsome under the mask. Show me the mask, maybe I'll help you too."

This...why does it sound so familiar?

Batman blushed.

Isn't that what he said when he flirted with Iron Man in the vest of Baby Brucey? !

"Bruce Wayne can only provide you with money, but I will give you more. I can help you make your equipment." Tony stood up, and suddenly approached Batman. He lay on the arm of the sofa beside Batman, opened his eyes Looking at him affectionately with those dark brown eyes, "I can also help you improve your Batmobile. If you know me better, you will find that I can do more."

Batman looks at him, too, with that... "Batman very disapproving" look.

This kind of gaze once scared the Flash who was trying to make fun of him so much that he didn't dare to look at him, and once looked at Ye Yi so quickly that he said, "You're right, you're all right, you're right about everything."

When he uses this gaze, he is almost invincible.

But when it came to Tony, it was useless. He stared at him without fear, as if he couldn't see the eyes under the goggles, and said, "Hey, your eyes don't scare me , I'm not afraid."

Batman frowned incredulously,

At this moment, Tony's gauntlets suddenly covered his hands, and Tony himself stretched out his hand to touch the mask on Batman's face.

At the same time, Batman reacted quickly. When his fingers were about to touch his mask, he grabbed Tony's wrist and twisted him on the sofa in the next second.

Even if Batman knew that his mask needed a special method to open, he was also provoked by this momentary attack and his heartbeat accelerated for a second.

"Pain pain pain." Tony shouted, he didn't expect the speed and reaction of the bat to be so fast, almost at the moment he just shot, Batman had already realized what he wanted to do and reacted.

This speed, I'm afraid it has reached the limit of human physical ability, right?

"What do you want to do?" Batman said in a low voice with a little anger, he would not let go of Tony just because of a few words of pain, but clasped his wrist even harder, pressing his whole body onto the sofa.

Half of Tony's face was pressed into the sofa, and his speech was a little slurred: "Hey hey hey! I'm just curious about what you look like, after all, it's said

You have an irresistible face! "

Batman squeezed harder, and for a moment Tony thought his wrist was going to be crushed.But, no, this person is obviously very familiar with the human body. He grabbed Tony so hard that he didn't even scratch the skin on his hand.

"It's not the truth, tell me what you know." This time Batman's voice was almost close to his ears. The man's voice was very nice, and the thick and slightly hoarse voice was so audible. Sue went to the bone and told him everything he wanted without knowing it.

Too bad Tony won't.

"Okay, okay, I admit that I'm a fucking slut, and..." He adjusted the angle of his hand slightly, and the palm was just aligned with Batman's belly, "...you forget that I'm not defenseless .”

The palm cannon shot out suddenly, just hitting Batman's plastron, not enough to penetrate the plastron, but enough to knock him back.

"Stop, stop, stop," Tony yelled immediately, freeing himself from the restraints, "We can make the conversation less violent."

Batman stared at his hand, but instead of taking a step forward, he said, "You're not trained."

Tony was still on guard against him rushing up, but he didn't expect him to say such a word, so he couldn't help tilting his head and looking at him suspiciously.

Honestly, he's kind of cute.

Really, although sometimes the word cute is inappropriate for a grown man, some of Tony's actions and habits all reveal the word cute.

Batman snorted, not being deceived by this appearance, and said very coldly: "So you can't beat me."

This sentence is provocative.

"Hey, even if you are good-looking, I won't forgive you for saying that." Tony thought to himself, if I didn't wear armor, how could you hold me down?

"You're just an ordinary person." Batman said coldly.

"I'm not." Tony raised his head and said arrogantly, "Playboy, genius, rich man, any title is enough to scare you to death."

"Maybe," Batman said. "You want to unmask me? Because of Iron Man?"

"Maybe I just want to see the beauty. Maybe I'm because Bruce Wayne molested Iron Man, and as a patron of Iron Man... or something, I'm not too happy about him being molested, so I also Which reason do you think is more true to deal with his funded in this way?" Tony looked at him sincerely and said.

Batman: "..."

Damn, he actually thinks these two reasons are true?

And this person, for such a boring reason, almost took off his mask?

And this way of speaking...

"He said you weren't very friendly, and you were, Bat," Tony said, folding his arms.

You can't beat him up, he's not a bad guy, at least not yet.

What makes people angry is that Batman, the existence that everyone can't wait to shake twice when they see it, is not scary at all in the eyes of this person in front of him!

He even said...

"Beauty, are you sure you don't want to take off your mask? You know I'm serious, I can give you everything you want." Tony said casually, of course he knew that the other party would not agree, after all, a The man who kept his identity so tight—yes, he once tried to scan Batman's armor to see who was under the armor.Who knew that there were at least five anti-detection devices on the seemingly untechnical armor.

This was the main reason that aroused his curiosity.

"Are you sure you can provide me with everything I want?" Just when he thought the other party would walk away angrily, who knew Batman said suddenly.

Tony paused, not quite understanding what he said for a moment, so he could only follow along: "Of course, I'm Tony Stark."

"Then do you understand what it means to provide?" Batman suddenly lowered his voice and said very ambiguously.

Tony... Of course Tony knew, you know he's a playboy, he just didn't expect Batman to say: "Of course, sweetheart, I'm not such a kid, if you want, I'll be nice to you."

Batman looked at him, with a pair of eyes staring at the opponent like a beast hidden under the dark white goggles: "Then did I tell you, you made a mistake, I never like to give the initiative to others... you understand what I meant?"

Tony: "..."

Fuck, Bruce Wayne is the one down there!

He's not saying he's surprised, but Bruce Wayne has always been a playboy...

Bruce Wayne is fucking below!