[Comprehensive British and American] When short rich handsome meets tall rich handsome

"Ebony Maw is dead!"

I don't know who was the first to shout, they shouted loudly and excitedly.

Ebony Maw dies, representing Thanos who is not invincible.

This person uses himself as a bait, and if he wants to keep everyone here, he must have the consciousness to keep his own life here.

"Retreat." The Black Dwarf, who was also one of the five generals of Obsidian, next to Ebony Maw didn't seem to want to save him sincerely at all. After finding out that the situation was wrong, this person was the first to run away.

They didn't intend to chase them, their goal had been achieved, people all over the world saw the process of Ebony Maw changing from an ordinary human to an alien, and the government no longer had any excuse to say that it would surrender to Thanos.

People will think that those who try to surrender are either aliens pretending to be or being controlled by aliens.

The government that Thanos has lost control will definitely be furious about it. Even if Ebony Maw survives, it will definitely not end well, let alone the escaped black dwarf.

And the Laughing Bat who participated in it... The Laughing Bat didn't seem to seriously participate in it, he just sent his Robin instead of the Dark Knights.

This is strange.

On the way back, Tony stopped suddenly.

Noticing his movement, Bucky next to him also stopped: "What's wrong?"

The two Charles are protected by their respective Erics. No matter how much Magneto hates humans, when he faces Thanos, he also thinks clearly that it is a matter for the entire earth.

So there is no need for him to be around them all the time, and Bruce is in the rear, behind Tony and them, so Tony is left with Bucky who insists on protecting him-he reasonably suspects that it is in revenge for him interrupting. A conversation between Bucky and Anthony.

"Where is the Laughing Bat?" Tony murmured after stopping.

Bucky subconsciously turned his head and looked backward: "Obviously he's not here, maybe he didn't come at all."

Tony shook his head, this is not the character of the Laughing Bat, that madman will attend every madman party he can.

"Tony, what are you doing?" Bucky asked loudly.

But Tony had already turned around, shouting as he ran, "Leave me alone, tell the others I'm fine, I'll be back later."

Bucky ran two steps but couldn't keep up with the speed of the armor, and lost Tony with him unwillingly.

And Tony relied on his own memory to fly to the highest point of the government building, and he saw the Laughing Bat holding his hands and looking at him with interest—from the posture of the Laughing Bat, he should have just been The excitement below.

"Thanos doesn't know I'm here." As if knowing what Tony was wondering, the Laughing Bat blinked at Tony and said, "So I don't plan to participate in a battle that is bound to lose."

He was wearing a red suit today, making his face even paler.

Tony has never seen Bruce wear such a suit, not his style, but Tony Stark's style.

Tony realizes that only the man in the Laughing Bat's uniform is wearing his uniform the first time he shows up, and it seems that every time the two of them meet alone afterwards, the man always wears a nice enough suit.

"Does it look good?" Spotting Tony staring at his clothes, the Laughing Bat asked with a smile.

Instead of answering, Tony said, "Why send your Robin when you know you're going to fail?"

The Laughing Bat shrugged: "Honey, I just want to have some fun. After all, I'm really tired of facing a Stephen Strange every day."

"Give me Stephen!" Tony said coldly, "Since you don't really want to be our enemy, at least leave yourself a way out."

"Tony Tony Tony, what did you exchange for Stephen Strange? You?" The Laughing Bat looked amazing, "Why do you think I will give Strange to you? What misunderstanding do you have about me? ?"

"I can see that you don't want to be our enemy..."

"Hahahaha, this is the funniest thing I've ever heard, you're crazier than me

. said the Laughing Bat, "what do you use as a theory?"Imagination?Tony I'm not a nice guy. "

"Because you're Batman, always have been." Tony lowered his eyes, "Even if he's crazy, Batman's IQ is enough to tell him that standing on a sinking ship is irrational, especially when the captain of that ship When you can’t give him what he wants.”

The Laughing Bat didn't refute immediately, but instead said: "Interesting theory, continue."

"I know you're a bad guy, bad enough, but I know there's one thing you want for which you don't have to be a bad guy."

"You can be a good person, Tony." The Laughing Bat caressed Tony's cheek with his fingers, "You have always been a good person."

Tony raised his head, even though he was persuading the Laughing Bat, he couldn't change his true attitude and looked at him with disdain.

"And I'll always be that villain, Tony." Rubbing Tony's cheek with his fingertips, the ambiguous voice hooked Tony's heart leisurely, making him beat along with the laughing bat.

But this premise is only because of the face of the other party - the same face as Bruce after taking off the mask, but with an unusual and evil expression.

Tony raised his eyebrows: "You're looking at him through me, Laughing Bat? It's pointless to say that your guilt is really meaningless."

"Would I… feel guilty?" The Laughing Bat laughed, as if he had told some huge joke.

"Yeah, I was wrong, you won't feel guilty, I believe that person and I know that you will never feel guilty." Tony said mockingly.

"I also have an Iron Man, an Iron Man that belongs to me." The Laughing Bat licked his lips, he had no reaction to Tony's words, and said with crazy eyes, "He came from a world similar to yours. By my side, we are just like you and your Bruce Wayne, with a boundless tacit understanding to solve the criminals in Gotham, he was born to be with me until he was unwilling to follow me."

Tony laughed mockingly: "Is it after you got the clown virus?"

"He is no longer willing to understand me." The Laughing Bat didn't answer Tony's words, but complained, "He thinks my ideas are wrong, he can't understand that what the clown virus gave me was not restraint, but liberation, it Set me free while he thought I was crazy."

"Am I crazy?" The Laughing Bat said to himself, "I should have killed him and driven him crazy like I did to Clark, but I couldn't bear it, he should follow me, he should be by my side, so... ..."

"Do you want to know what I did to him?" The Laughing Bat suddenly lowered his voice, showing a cruel smile, "I didn't kill him right away, I imprisoned him, and locked him in the basement of Wayne Mansion , For a year, he can only see me, and only me. Then... train him, tame him."

When he said the word training, he deliberately lowered his voice, as if he was not talking about ordinary training.

"Do you want to know what kind of training it is?" The Laughing Bat approached Tony, and Tony swallowed unconsciously, trying not to imagine what kind of things happened, "Guess what kind of training I used? A tool? I turned him into mine, a person who can only see me from body to heart, he is more obedient than you, after I kill people and go home, he will kneel down and wait for me, and then serve I."

By the end, his voice was so low that it was almost inaudible, like a whisper.

Tony felt the pain, which he guessed came from another soul.

This made him feel angry, and then he raised his head: "This is what you want? Looking at you now, you don't seem to get anything?"

"Don't provoke me, Tony, that's not wise."

"You thought you tamed him but he tricked you, and you still failed to get him in the end."

He guessed that his words had really enraged the Laughing Bat, perhaps for the first time.

The Laughing Bat grabbed his throat for an instant, and the palm cannon in Tony's hand aimed at the Laughing Bat's heart.

But neither of them moved, the Laughing Bat's grip on his neck didn't deepen, it just held on.

"I told Tony

, don't provoke me. "The Laughing Bat said, "I will tolerate him, but that doesn't mean I will tolerate you. "

"I thought you came here to get me. How should I put it? Tame 'me' one more time to satisfy your perverted psychology." Tony hooked the corner of his mouth, that expression was very annoying, when the standard Stark wanted to piss off someone With an emoticon, "It's a pity you still can't make it."

"I am different from other people. I will not be deceived by your same soul, and I can clearly distinguish the difference between you and him. Even if it is the same soul, the taste will be slightly different. And I am looking for a similar soul. I have no interest in substitutes." The smile on the Laughing Bat's face deepened, and then he let go of his hand. After seeing the doubts on Tony's face, he continued, "As for why I came here? How to say, jealous? Angry? I I'm just not happy, what I didn't get, why can Bruce Wayne get it in this world? Tony, have you ever thought that maybe one day, your Bruce Wayne will become me? After all, we are the most similar."

Of all the Dark Knights, the Laughing Bat is the most similar to Batman.

They are like two sides of a coin, one up and the other down.

One side embraces the sunshine, and the other side must bear the darkness.

"Have you ever thought about what you will do when that day comes?"

"There is no such day." Tony looked up at him, "I won't allow it."

"Hahahahaha." The Laughing Bat laughed loudly, "Naive, goodbye, although I know you don't look like seeing me at all, but I have to say that I really want to see you."

"Wait a minute, Laughing Bat." Tony stopped him.

The Laughing Bat raised his eyebrows and turned around: "Miss me?"

"You haven't asked the first question I asked you? The Laughing Bat?" Tony said.

The Laughing Bat raised his eyebrows: "You haven't said your problem yet."

Tony twitched his lips, ignored his ridicule, and replied jokingly: "Really? I'm sorry, I forgot just now. I want to ask you, if Thanos can't give you something like that, can I Here, are you willing to help me kill Thanos? Just like you promised me many, many times, help me kill Thanos."

"The question is...do you dare to give it to me? Do I dare to trust you?"

Ebony Maw's death made everyone in a state of excitement, so that when they finally assembled, only a few people realized that Tony hadn't arrived, and everyone else was still immersed in happiness.

Bruce was one of the few people who noticed Tony's absence.

Frowning, he found Bucky.

At the last moment, he saw Bucky staying with Tony, and he would definitely go to him first.

It took a while for Bucky to respond.

Of course he knew why Bruce came to him, but he couldn't give him a Tony because the man ran away.

This made him feel guilty of losing someone else's wife.

"Where's Tony?" Bruce asked.

Seeing Bucky's expression, Bruce immediately realized something was wrong, his eyes froze, Batman's sharp eyes nailed Bucky to the ground.

The rest of the Justice League immediately looked at Tony with sympathy, the familiar Batman look of disapproval.

Bucky experienced this for the first time. To be honest, although Steve also had serious moments, most of the time, their captain was quite gentle.

And Batman... Except when he was gentle with Tony, the Wayne family educated their son with fists.

Bucky resigned himself and said: "He didn't know where he went. He ran away suddenly in the middle of talking to me."

Ran?If there is no important matter, Tony will never run away suddenly.

"Did he say anything to you?" Bruce asked.

"He talked about the Laughing Bat."

Bruce didn't speak for a long time, just when everyone thought he would get angry, Bruce nodded calmly: "I see."

"Don't embarrass Bucky, I left by myself." While they were talking, the voice of the armor flying told someone that Tony had returned.

Tony landed on the ground, and patted Bucky's shoulder comfortingly: "Sorry, brother, I was in a hurry just now."

Bucky also gave him a good expression: "It would be perfect if your man didn't look at me with that horrible look."

Tony rolled his eyes at him, and decided to try harder to prevent him from talking to Anthony next time because of his "you man".

They are purely hurting each other.

"Bruce, I have something I want to talk to you about." After talking to Bucky, Tony took a deep breath and found Bruce, "Privately."

He leaned against Bruce, eyes slightly nervous.

Bruce understood his eyes, lowered his voice and said, "If you're talking about the Laughing Bat, I want you to remember that he's not me, he's a pure lunatic."

"You are the world's number one detective, I need you for this matter." Bruce was convinced by his words, and he took Tony to the corner.

When he was sure no one could hear him, Bruce turned to Tony and said, "What did the Laughing Bat say to you?"

"I want to cooperate with him." Bruce didn't embellish his language in any way, and Tony didn't feel that this matter needed to be covered up, so he just said it directly.

Bruce snorted, "He proposed?"

"I proposed." Tony denied Bruce's words.

Bruce looked him in the eyes, made sure he wasn't joking, and said, "Tony, you know, no matter how much I say Batman knows everything, Bruce Wayne isn't really omniscient, so I need a reason, I don't understand why you would trust the Laughing Bat. You and I know better than anyone how dangerous a crazy me can be."

Tony swallowed: "I'm not sure, so I'll convince you and myself first."

Bruce smiled, very helplessly: "Thank you for your trust, but I want to know, what are your bargaining chips?"

"The Reality Gem."

Even Batman gasps at this moment, for a split second he almost thinks Tony is crazy, or that he is.

But he also understood that Tony's eyes clearly stated that he was serious, and this was not a joke or crazy talk.

"I think you figured it out, what does the Reality Gem mean, and what does it mean for you to hand him over to a lunatic? I wonder what prompted you to make such a crazy decision?" Bruce asked quickly.

His eyes were full of disapproval.

He didn't blame Tony for his crazy idea, he believed that he definitely didn't come up with this idea with malice, but he didn't agree, didn't agree, couldn't bear that it was a good decision.

Iron Man is a crazy gambler at heart, and they both know that.

"The future." Tony closed his eyes, and opened them suddenly after a moment, his eyes were firmer than before, "I have stopped Thanos' future countless times, I know how powerful he is, and I know how terrifying he is, I I don’t want to experience that kind of future anymore, Bruce. There is no step-by-step in this battle, and the greater interests are determined by more risks. Only by taking risks can we gain more possibilities of victory.”

"I don't believe in the Laughing Bat, but I know what the Laughing Bat wants. Thanos can't give him what he wants. Just because of this, he won't help him sincerely. What the Laughing Bat did during his time in Gotham You know what," Tony went on.

Bruce nodded and continued to listen to Tony without saying a word.

"He's got 80.00% of Gotham's bad guys in trouble, but we all know he's really just looking for someone," Tony continued.

It didn't take Tony to finish, Bruce knew what the answer was: "Lei Xiaoaogu."

"Yes, he made trouble for so many people, just to cover up the fact that his purpose is actually Lei Xiaoaogu." Tony's eyes lit up, "He doesn't want people to know his weakness, but he can't cover it up. "

Bruce closed his eyes: "He wants Lazarus' pool."

"In his world, the pool of Lazarus has been destroyed." Tony said, "so he came here and agreed to Thanos' request, just for the pool of Lazarus,

But the pool of Lazarus..."

"The Lazarus pool can't give him what he wants." Bruce shook his head, "Tony, this doesn't mean anything, even if the Laughing Bat and Thanos are not of the same mind, it can't change the fact that he is a lunatic. You know me, You know what I can do, and I..." is so similar to the Laughing Bat.

Batman knows more about Gotham than Tony does, so he actually knows more about what the Laughing Bat is up to than Tony.

It is because of seeing through this that Bruce can't believe in the Laughing Bat the most. He understands himself and understands the Laughing Bat. He looks at the Laughing Bat as if he is looking at himself in another reality.

Tony approached Bruce, and he grabbed Bruce's hand: "Listen Bruce, you're not going to be a Laughing Bat, I'm not going to let you be a Laughing Bat, do you believe me, Bruce? You're never going to be a Laughing Bat Bat, whether it is now or in the future, it will definitely not, because I will not allow it."

"So you've already made up your mind?" Bruce shook his head, not knowing whether he agreed or disagreed.

"I'm not sure, I'm still hesitating." Tony also shook his head, "Maybe it's the emotions that blinded me, I'm sure he won't be with Thanos, but I'm also sure that the Laughing Bat is a real lunatic , so I want to ask you."

"The energy of the Reality Gem has been exhausted. If he wants to use it again, he has to think of many ways." Bruce said, "After he gets the gem, he must leave this world, and we have to choose where he goes."

The Laughing Bat smiled the moment he received the message,

"He's such a little villain, isn't he?" The Laughing Bat raised the corner of his mouth and said, "A smart little villain."

"What are you talking about?" Stephen asked with a frown, he didn't understand what the Laughing Bat was going crazy again.

For such a long time, the Laughing Bat never hurt him, but chatted with him from time to time.

The content of the chat is also a mess, and people can't figure out what he wants.

Just like now.

"Tony, Tony Stark," said the Laughing Bat. "A crazy little villain. He's funnier than I thought, don't you think? As one of the closest friends he's ever had? Stephen, I have Tried to kill you several times, and since you sent him to me and took him away from me, I should have killed you."

But who made you one of his best friends?

Is there any way to bring back a person who refuses to leave even a dead body?

Unless you can change reality.