I'm Using the Interstellar Live Broadcast to Raise Cubs

Last night, the blog post 'My Fireworks' almost directly paralyzed the entire star network, and tens of thousands of programmers stayed up all night bald and worked overtime to finally maintain it.

…and the seismic effect it brings is sustainable.

From the top to the bottom of StarCraft, from cabinet members to ordinary people, many people even stayed up all night gossiping, and went to work and school the next morning, and almost everyone around them was discussing this matter!

The royal family has always been the center of attention.

In addition, Shuo Han is the highest status and most independent member of the royal family, and unlike the previous monarch who was more of a "spiritual pillar" and had no real power, Shuo Han is actually in power, Participated in politics and held military power.

Moreover, the marriage system of the royal family means that all royal families will have only one partner for life, and everything they own will be shared with their partner-this is one of the reasons why many royal families choose to be single, and many royal families are forced to get married by the cabinet.

Where did this companion of the monarch come from?What race?What identity?Is it true love or pure interest marriage?

All of this will surely have a major impact on the entire situation and even everyone's lives in the future. ,

Everyone has a feeling that they are standing at the intersection of historical changes.

From last night until now, netizens have found all the official information about Shuo Han's activities in the past three years, including the possible identity of the young man in the photo.

"My God, did you read the blog last night? Has Your Majesty's account been hacked..."

"Certainly not, who would dare to steal his number? And last night Capital Star did set off fireworks, just in time for it. Thinking about it this way, it's a bit romantic."

"Looking at the photos and blog posts is really spoiling, it's not like that style at all."

The "Cinderella" version of the story of "the monarch was exiled by accident, met a kind-hearted young man from an ordinary family, and the two fell in love" is the version most accepted by female high school students.

And there are still many people who firmly believe that the young master of a certain family's ten-year infatuated love has come true, a single arrow turns into a double arrow, a fake blind date leads to a true love, and other novel plots.

"..."

But in any case, only a few young people have illusions about this story, and more spectators are rational.

love story?There is no love in the royal family.

To be honest, from dozens of generations of monarchs and first mates from Shuo Han's father, none of them were married because of love.And Shuo Han's cold and irritable character, which is not allowed to enter the stranger, is even more impossible.

"It's all about building momentum. Do you think that person will really fall in love with someone? Do you want to be so naive?"

"It should be a compromise with the cabinet. Didn't the cabinet always urge the marriage before? It may be that the political situation is going to make some big moves. I didn't expect that His Majesty would be under the control of the cabinet one day. What happened? Is there going to be a war again?"

"This blog post looks very affectionate, and the pictures are good. I guess the secretary has been thinking about it for a long time, hahahahaha!"

"I also think that this set of procedures is directly handed over to the secretary. What about official announcements, fireworks... His Majesty probably doesn't have that much time to spare."

"Well, anyway, I hope everything is ok."

"..."

It is different from the heated discussions on the Internet and outside.

Gu Yumian and Shuohan, who are in the center of the discussion storm, but far away from the ancient earth that is not even connected to the Internet, are spending their first morning after becoming lovers.

This morning is so calm and peaceful...

not at all.

Shuo Han: "Want to ride me?"

Gu Yumian: "..."

Gu Yumian stepped back: "No."

What kind of tiger-wolf word is this? ? !

Gu Yumian actually thought about whether he might have misunderstood it—after all, he used to show off his belly and stretch his paws to show off his cute, white and soft little snow leopard like a cat. How could it be like this? !Maybe it refers to the practical sense of 'riding' during the trip last night?

But not.

Shuo Han: "?"

He looked a little confused, looking at Gu Yumian with the look of 'do you not have any adult needs'.

How to say that look, in the words that young people like.

Very desire.

Very blatant.

The light-colored blue eyes, which are only indifferent to Gu Yumian, are from half-closed to narrowed, and the line of sight is from Gu Yumian's lips to the neck, shoulders, and along the waistline into the shirt, as if using His eyes kissed Gu Yumian from hair to fingertips.

It's a beast-like look that wants to drag Gu Yumian into the bed.

"..."

Shuo Han reached out and pressed Gu Yumian's shoulder: "Try it."

After coming back last night, it was too late and too tired—Shuo Han could do without sleep for a whole month, but Gu Yumian obviously couldn't, so although Shuo Han was a little bit unsatisfied, he finally let Gu Yumian go to sleep.

Shuo Han took off his military uniform jacket last night, and slept in the T-shirt that Gu Yumian found, looking quite homely.At this moment, she was lying on her side and stretched out her hand to Gu Yumian. She was inadvertently rubbed against her abdomen when she fell asleep, revealing her clear and firm abdominal muscles.

He looked at Gu Yumian eagerly.

Members of Parliament who once swore in private that 'Your Majesty is definitely frigid' never would have guessed that Shuo Han would have such an expression and eyes in this life.

And Gu Yumian never thought before that he would stare at the figure of the same sex.

But it's love after all.

Still first love.

"..." Gu Yumian's ears couldn't help burning, the tip of his nose was sweating a little, his back pressed against the edge of the tree hole, but he still tried hard to say, "No."

Gu Yumian really wants to talk about a conservative and routine relationship, so take it step by step.

Although we have already lived together in advance, we still have to follow common sense in other things, right?It's best to date for two or three months first, then hold hands, hug, kiss, meet parents or family members, and then... cough, build a closer relationship, and then live together and get married.

But Shuo Han's style and pace are very inconsistent with him, aggressive.

It's like two underachievers with poor grades, but inexplicably skipping grades one after another...

At this moment, Shuo Han raised his eyebrows, held Gu Yumian's hand, kissed his palm, and then the pulp of his ring finger.

Shuo Han seemed to like his fingers, especially the ring finger.

Usually when shaking hands, it’s like measuring the circumference of the ring finger, like thinking about what kind of ring to wear——

"..."

Gu Yumian was slightly taken aback.

Then the heart beat faster.

A small window was opened in the tree hole, letting in the morning light softly.

Outside the window is the sky lit up a little bit.

Shuo Han easily wrapped Gu Yumian in his arms, kissed the ends of her hair, kissed the corners of her lips, and exchanged deep kisses...

The temperature rises little by little.

From the beginning, they didn't understand each other, and even met their teeth, but now they are a little proficient.

Gu Yumian thought.

It seems that from the very beginning, he never imagined the possibility of the two being separated.

After all, falling in love, no matter what, there are still a lot of variables, especially their relationship as a family. If the relationship breaks down by then, even the family can't do it... But no matter at that time or now, Gu Yumian has never had such a relationship. There are no worries about what to do, and there is no restraint and worry about gains and losses.

Because it is Shuo Han.

Shuo Han is that kind. He doesn't know anything about the world and the world, and his patience and patience are basically zero. He wants to learn how to fall in love, but he uses the wrong place.

But he cut off all back roads and walked towards Gu Yumian.

I don't know whether to say he is blindly confident or lonely.

If Gu Yumian doesn't like Shuo Han, he will lose everything.

But how could Gu Yumian not like him.

"..."

Shuo Han's hands were long and broad, with distinct joints and calluses on his fingertips.

I didn't know it before, but since I knew Shuo Han was the 'lonely' monarch last night, Gu Yumian's heart would throb every time he touched his finger.

Shuo Han seized the second when Gu Yumian's heart softened, and poked his hand through the hem of Gu Yumian's shirt, and went down...

Gu Yumian tightened Shuo Han's wrist with his fingers: "You..."

Shuo Han looked at him with lowered eyelids for a while.

"You need it too." Shuo Han's voice was a little lazy and eager, and he looked satisfied and happy.

Although rationally told himself not to ask, Gu Yumian still asked, "...what do you need?"

Shuo Han: "Sex, and me."

These words are too blunt, Gu Yumian, a reserved earthling, wanted to find a place to sneak in.

Shuo Han: "I'll help you."

The kiss deepened.

"No, the children are still outside—" This was the only reason Gu Yumian could find to refuse.

Never expected, said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived.

"..."

After half a second.

"..."

"Qiang Qiang! Let's see if the guests are all up? The day's schedule is about to begin. First, guest No. [-]—sorry for interrupting."

The little robot of the program group got in through the crack of the tree hole door, and then turned around and got out again.

The little glutinous rice balls, 38 pots, [-] pots, [-] pots and [-] pots following the little robot excitedly also burrowed out with their paws covering their faces.

Shuo Han: "..."

Gu Yumian: "..."

From today onwards, she officially started living in the wild, and she could only use stream water for washing. Gu Yumian took a towel and wiped Shuohan's stinky face first.

Shuo coldly said:

——"Not big or small." This sentence refers to the Guo family pandas.

——"Bold and bold." This sentence refers to the little robot.

Gu Yumian: "...well, well."

Is this boyfriend of his a child?The brain circuit is childish and cute.

Oh, it seems to be true.

Until not long ago, I was still a childish and jealous kid, Gu Xuetuan. Now, except for... a little bit more desire, it seems that everything else is still a kid from Shuohan, not at all like the monarch that Gu Yumian knew. .

What is cold and fierce, she is a little irritable, but she is still quite cute.

Fortunately, the program group is not that damaged. The little robot is just a wake-up call, not directly starting the live broadcast.After all, they were a couple.

Gu Yumian thought about this question a little while preparing breakfast, but didn't think too deeply.

After all, surrounded by a lot of fluffy children, big and small, it is really difficult for Gu Yumian to have private time to think about things during the day.

When I ate hot pot last night because it was a happy event, I didn’t think about saving ingredients at all. As a result, the ingredients this morning directly changed from a dazzling array of spices, seasonings, high-grade synthetic meat, etc. to the most common potatoes, A few slices of bacon, a little flour, a little oil and salt.

From today onwards, ingredients and water sources will be obtained by completing missions.

Of course, it is hard to go back and sleep.

It just so happened that director Kao La Kao Kao helped a lot because he had lived alone in the wild before and knew how to make a fire.Gu Yumian simply processed the ingredients, kneaded the flour and let it dry, shredded the potatoes and marinated them.

After a while, the potato pancakes were fried in hot oil until they were golden on both sides, and the dark bacon was dotted in them, exuding a delicious and delicious aroma. With a soft and waxy feeling...

When the potato cakes were taken out of the pan to cool, you could clearly hear the sound of everyone swallowing their saliva.

Gu Yumian couldn't help but smile.

It didn't take long.

At eight o'clock in the morning, another day of variety shows officially began.

After the official start, the guests will not be able to see the audience's barrage, and they don't need to think about interacting with the audience like a live broadcast—this is a lot easier for Gu Yumian, because he has to take care of Shuohan and I have to take care of the babies of the Guo family, as well as the little fox and the little husky, and I really don't have the energy to interact with the barrage.

However, Shuo Han seemed to have something to do in the morning. He stayed in the camp and did not participate in the recording.

Shuo Han should have something to do, after all, he is the monarch, although Gu Yumian hasn't fully digested this fact.

In addition, the little fox is also busy.

When Gu Yumian woke up to brush its fur in the morning, the little guy was looking at something with a pair of light-sheet glasses with a solemn expression. It seemed to be something from the Academy of Sciences, and he didn't participate in the recording.

As for what the barrage will say... just let it happen.

noon.

The guests had just finished a task and finally got the ingredients. Of course, the work of cooking the lunch fell on Gu Yumian.

After the meal, there is a lunch break off the live broadcast.

"Ancestor." The God of Twelve Pots mysteriously pulled Gu Yumian aside.

Gu Yumian: "Huh?"

"There are a few things I want to tell you," Twelve Pots seemed hesitant, holding his round face in his hands, "The first one is, your boyfriend seems to be..."

Gu Yumian didn't understand how he guessed it at first, but after thinking about it, it was because of the foresight mentioned earlier?So he smiled and touched Twelve Pot's head:

"Oh, I already knew that, but thank you anyway."

Twelve pots couldn't help patting their stomachs after being patted on the head, and breathed a sigh of relief: "That's good, then there is one more thing you should know, right? There are 24 pots about the small glutinous rice balls..."

Gu Yumian: "Oh, Yuanyuan is 24 pots... What did you say? Is that a big star?"

Twelve Pots: "..."

Gu Yumian: "..."

Tangyuan tilted her head: "Huh?"

10 minute later.

"...So little 24 didn't do it on purpose, his brain is broken now...Because of the egg-shaped rescue capsule before, he turned back into a child, but I don't know why it took so long for him to change back, we It has been intervened, but it is estimated that it will take some time to get better."

"He should have turned into an adult before, that's why he hasn't been found by the agent. It may be that you were not around when he became an adult."

"..."

The little 24 Guo didn't know that he had lost his little vest, and was still lying on Gu Yumian's lap sucking his claws innocently.

Gu Yumian held his forehead: "Okay, I know, what else do I not know?"

"It's gone, and the rest are trivial matters." Twelve Pots smiled.

Of course, Gu Yumian didn't know at the moment.

The Guo family submitted an application, intending to apply for Gu Yumian to be the guardian of the entire Guo family... This kind of thing was called trivial by Twelve Guos.

This process is legal when the two parties are of different races and one is an extremely rare or endangered species.

Although it is said that Gu Yumian is a 'guardian', in fact, this guardianship relationship is the most beneficial to Gu Yumian-he has almost no responsibilities to bear, except for the main shares of profitable projects and the property rights of various houses. .The most important thing is that no matter what happens to Gu Yumian in the future, the Guo family will be the most solid backing.

No matter what he wants to do, continue to be an anchor, or develop a restaurant-related business, no matter what accidents or changes he encounters, no matter whether he is rich or poor...

As long as there is even one panda in the Guo family, they will always support him.

Just like Gu Yumian used to do to the naughty big pot, two pots and three pots.

This is not a word of mouth, it is the interstellar legal certification that has come into effect, and it has also been unconditionally agreed by all members of the Guo family.

At this moment, Gu Yumian looked at Twelve Pots.

It always feels like he has something important to say.

The chubby panda blinked innocently.

"It's gone?"

"Oh." Twelve Pots nodded.

"Then... okay, let's go back and have a rest?" Gu Yumian suddenly remembered what he had thought about before, and almost forgot, "By the way, Twelve, wait a minute."

Twelve Pots stopped obediently.

While listening to the thirteen pots and sixteen pots in the corner, the 38 pots and 42 pots coming from around, etc... also stopped.

Gu Yumian hesitated for a while, and asked, "Do you... want to have my last name?"

"It's okay if you don't want to." Gu Yumian quickly added.

Because Gu Yumian really regarded these children as his own.

But their surname Guo was thought up by Gu Yumian, who is not very good at naming names, because "Guo" actually means "brother" in Sichuan dialect, and it was because they wanted Daguo to be a big brother who can take good care of themselves. , and it's because it's more cute.

Who would have thought that it would be used for thousands of years.Looking at the Internet, there are still many people laughing at 24 Guo's family's 'name is too rustic', 'this surname really looks like it was picked up in a trash can, it's too random...'.

I always feel that I have wronged his children too much.

His pandas are not picked up in the trash can.

There are parents who take care of and protect them.

Although he came a bit late, as long as Gu Yumian lives for a day, he never wants to see the saying that 'Guo's family are all wild children with no background'.

Fortunately, Gu Yumian is no longer the person from the ancient earth who had nothing when he first came to Interstellar. Although he has not reached the point of being omnipotent, he is going all out to protect the Guo family no matter what.

Twelve Pots didn't speak for a long time.

He squatted and listened to the Thirteen Pots and Sixteen Pots in the corner, but he didn't speak.

Gu Yumian immediately became anxious: "Actually, I think Gu Twelve Pots, Gu Thirteen Pots, and Gu Sixteen Pots are pretty good, but it mainly depends on your opinions. If you really don't like it..."

Twelve pots blinked, and Dou Da's tears fell down.

Gu Yumian blamed himself even more: "Do you not like it so much?"

Twelve pots with snot and tears, crying and shaking their heads:

"No, it's just... too happy... woo woo woo..."

How can you not like it.

It's just that I like it too much, and I'm afraid of causing trouble to Gu Yumian.

Gu Twelve Pots, Gu Thirteen Pots, Gu Sixteen Pots...

Those are some good names, there are no better ones.

After so many years, it is finally a true recognition of the ancestors.

The variety show was going on lively.

On the other side, it was far from peaceful.

The little fox circled itself with its big tail, anxiously looking up some information on the lens, and cracked the keyboard with its little paws.

At this time, I only hate that my super brain power can't be used.

But even so, it has ten years of experience in the Academy of Sciences.

"The collection is complete, did you take a sample? What about the analysis results?"

"That's right, it's..."

"Zerg."

There was a silence on both sides of the communication.

Never expected that such an ordinary ancient earth variety show would involve... such a thing.Why is it near the ancient earth?It's almost like it was premeditated.

The most frightening thing about the Zerg is their parasitic and infectious abilities. Their proliferation is almost terrifying. As long as they are living things, they can become their containers.

In addition, their combat effectiveness is also terrifying.

Although the weapons are now advanced, only His Majesty can completely crush the Zerg. Even if other soldiers encounter a bug, it will be a hard fight.

Up to now, the SSS level of spiritual power has been only His Majesty—even for such a terrifying Majesty, it took seven years to fight the Zerg 20 years ago, which shows how difficult the Zerg is.

Where is Gu Yumian now?What about the pandas and little huskies?The little fox is very disturbed now, and desperately wants to see its family members.

"hateful."

The little fox bit his own brain, and tears fell down.

Its main project in the Academy of Sciences is the classified follow-up research on the extinct Zerg.

Why is it so useless?If its ability can be used, maybe it can be discovered earlier...

With tears in his eyes, the little fox ran all the way from the camp to Gu Yumian's direction.