I'm Using the Interstellar Live Broadcast to Raise Cubs
Chapter 91 Meow Meow Meow
The jealous kind.
jealous...
official partner.
sole spouse.
Lovers.
From now on, Gu Yumian will only belong to Shuohan.
You can live together forever, you can kiss, you can hug, you can sleep in the same bed, and you can——
Numerous words and even specific pictures flashed through Shuo Han's mind.
The farthest can be traced back to a long time ago, when Gu Yumian laughed and kissed Little Snow Leopard's forehead for the first time, the color and luster in his eyes made Shuo Han want to see, he was so out of breath after being kissed. What's it like.
And the lapel of Gu Yumian's clothes, which was sleeping, was accidentally pulled away by the little snow leopard's paws, revealing the delicate traces of porcelain-white collarbone.
There is also the curvature of the waist when cooking.
And rolled up the cuffs to reveal the slender lines of the arms.
Such desires and thoughts that are constantly expanding in the chest cavity of the heart, the impulse to monopolize, but all the previous brutal and direct methods were all rejected by myself, so I can only approach cautiously a little bit...
It's definitely not a sense of family affection or dependence.
From a long time ago, I wanted to take this person back to the bed.
"..."
"boom."
The door opened.
Shuo Han stood there in a daze as if he had been immobilized, his entire handsome face flushed red.
Then with a bang, the automatic kickback wooden door slammed on his forehead, blocking Shuo Han who was completely sluggish.
Gu Yumian took a step outside and turned around, only to find that the door was closed.
There was silence for two seconds inside and outside the door.
Shuo Han: "..."
Gu Yumian: "..."
How did this door open?
At 07:30, the sky was completely dark.
It was even more lively outside the door than Gu Yumian imagined.
Apart from the two of them, the other guests have already gathered and are camping in the open space outside the wooden house——
Because guest No. [-] was assigned a sudden task, all guests failed to meet within an hour, so they couldn't get a tent tonight, but the program team was a bit conscientious and gave them sleeping bags and other camping essentials. Spares, there are plenty of ingredients and kitchen utensils.
The little huskies, 24 Guo and 38 Guo waited eagerly outside the cabin. After the door opened, they screamed excitedly and jumped into Gu Yumian's arms one after another.
The little fox put on the little apron that Gu Yumian had prepared, and hurriedly helped light the fire.
Twelve pots, thirteen pots and sixteen pots were all red, and they were full of energy in everything they did—however, twelve pots still looked a little dazed, while sixteen pots turned their heads to look at the little tweeted by Gu Yumian. Looking at Gu Yumian, he smiled.
As for the other three guests.
Ok?
Many people did not see it.
I only saw a lop-eared rabbit jumping around the bonfire, a red-crowned crane dozing off with fairy air on one foot on a small pond, and a koala chewing leaves slowly while commanding the overall situation...
For a moment, Gu Yumian felt that he had returned to the zoo in his previous life, the free-range area.
But even in the free-range area, it is impossible to mix all the animals from the plateau and plains, tropical and temperate regions, poultry and mammals into one pot?
And the second Gu Yumian came out, the whole bustling environment was quiet.
The panda fox husky, the rabbit red-crowned crane koala, all the fluffy ones looked at him with bright eyes and full of expectation.
[sample: hahahahahaha anchor Gu: I must be opening the door in the wrong way]
[Marshmallow: Let me count, not counting the cubs brought by Mianmian, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, what's one number eight short of?What about Tuantuan? ps: I finally saw Mianmian Benmian woo woo woo woo!I have had a hard time these two hours! ! 】
[No change of name without passing Niaoyu Level [-]: It’s dark~I can’t see clearly~Potassium permanganate drops eyes~]
And the accompanying bgm also stopped at the right time, from the original relaxed and cheerful, it became a little more serious and soothing, it seems that it is about to talk about business.
The host also took the time to clear his throat:
"Finally all the guests have officially assembled on the ancient earth. Without further ado, let's introduce the guests to the audience—"
"Guest No. [-]: Starry Sky Platform's popular anchor, Elbet restaurant chairman, Gu Yumian!"
Gu Yumian was looking at the wooden door behind him at the moment, thinking about when Shuo Han would come out, and introduced him unexpectedly.
The camera moved to Gu Yumian. Gu Yumian was hugging two panda cubs who were singing and sucking their paws, and a husky happily wagging its tail, and greeted the camera with difficulty.
The barrage was very supportive, and the enthusiasm was unprecedentedly high, and all kinds of cheers and confessions erupted immediately! ! !
"Guest No. [-]: Famous violinist, Twelve Pots!"
The camera moves to Yuan Gun Gun Twelve Pots who are holding firewood and running in small steps towards Gu Yumian.
Barrage: [Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !The panda in my textbook came out! ! ! 】
"Guest No. [-]: Famous martial arts movie star, who has filmed classic films such as "Fisting Style", thirteen pots!"
The camera moved to the thirteen pots that took out the 38 pots and told it to be polite, and then put their round heads in Gu Yumian's hands.
Barrage: [Ahhhh! !Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !My family's childhood idol came out! ! ! !Teacher Thirteen, we grew up watching your movies! ! 】
"Guest No. [-]: The former captain of STA, who has been the champion of various Log competitions for decades, known as the Great Demon King, sixteen pots!"
The camera proudly raised its head and chest, showing the camera the sixteen pots of Xiaojiujiu above his head.
host:"……"
Barrage: [Ah ah ah ah male god! !You are my youth! ! !Although I am tired of shouting, I still ah ah ah ah! ! 】
"Guest No. [-]: A stage actor, who is also a popular anchor in Starry Sky, Rabbit Qingqing!"
The lop-eared rabbit jumped around Gu Yumian curiously.
"Guest No. [-]: A well-known director who has directed classic films such as "The Last Me". Let's take a test."
Koala looked at Gu Yumian, and the chewed leaves fell down in a daze.
"Guest No. [-]: Bai Liang, a well-known scholar of the Institute of Paleoearth Research."
The red-crowned crane gracefully raised its head and saluted, showing its graceful shape—just facing Gu Yumian's direction.
host:"……"
Forget about changing the name of the show to "Gu Yumian and the fluffy ones who were stunned by him".
The host coughed and continued, "There is also a special guest from the Academy of Sciences. Guess who it is?"
The camera shakes around for a while, accompanied by extremely tense drumbeats, and finally freezes on...
"Haw?"
Wearing the little apron prepared by Gu Yumian, with a little dust rubbed on the tip of his nose, the little fox, who was obediently raising his head to let Gu Yumian wipe it off, glanced at the camera.
"Special guest of the Academy of Sciences - Gu Baiqiu!"
audience:"……"
Gu Yumian: "..."
Little Fox:"……"
Ah? ? ?
In fact, Gu Yumian was not very surprised, because the Academy of Sciences had already passed him in advance.Because the host didn't say it clearly during the introduction, most of the audience didn't understand it, thinking that the Academy of Sciences sent a mascot to paddle?
The little fox was a little apprehensive, and took a look at Gu Yumian.
But it's not over yet.
"And finally, the mysterious guest number eight..."
It was completely dark.
With a bang, the wooden door was kicked open.
Shuo Han walked out with a sullen face, full of sourness.
You can even see the cold air whizzing to the side from behind, as if it has materialized.
He walked up to Gu Yumian, pulled away the fluffy ones, and held Gu Yumian's hand by himself.
Shuo Han pointed at Gu Yumian: "Mine."
"..."
audience:"……"
ah? ? ? ? ?
After half an hour.
Except for Gu Yumian and the little fox, all the guests are basically a group of big bosses who can at most open a nutrient solution by themselves, stretch out their clothes to eat, and open their mouths. After Gu Yumian joined, the whole process of preparing dinner and camping finally came to an end. few.
Gu Yumian decided to have hot pot for dinner.
Just eat Sichuan hot pot.
Because there are cubs who can't eat spicy food, it is made into a mandarin duck pot, with bone broth on one side and spicy pot on the other.Because I heard from Twelve and Three Pots that besides the four of them, there are four or five other pandas nearby, and it is estimated that they will touch them tonight.
Gu Yumian plans to wait for the pandas, and first meet all his cubs and feed them well.
The host is still making up for what happened just now: "It's a friend. Guest No. [-] just meant that anchor Gu is 'his' friend!"
Gu Yumian glanced at Shuo Han, noncommittal: "..."
The program team should have sent a headset to Shuo Han, but he didn't know whether he lost it or didn't wear it. At this time, he couldn't hear the host's commentary, nor could he hear what the program team said to the guests, otherwise he would lose his temper again up.
And "Bon Voyage!Ancient Earth? "The mechanism is this:
Every day from 24:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm is the live broadcast time, and the live broadcast will stop after [-]:[-] pm, and the subsequent content will be edited into the weekly edited version, which not only reduces the workload of the program team—otherwise, the photographers of the program team [-] hours a day have to guard the backstage studio.
It also allows the edited version to have more hot spots, so that no one cares about the edited version included in the official star network because everyone has watched the live broadcast.
It happened to be eight o'clock at this time, so the live broadcast of the first day ended abruptly in an exciting place.
"Okay, that's all for today's "Bon Voyage! Ancient Earth?" The content from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] will be shown in the edited version later, we will see you at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning!"
The host looked at the number of people in the upper right corner and let out a breath.
Omg.
This variety show is a group of guests who don't play cards according to the routine, and the popularity is so high-the real-time number of people even reached tens of billions at one time, and the host for a full twelve hours is really short-lived.
audience:"……"
Audience: "..." No, ah, ah, ah, ah! ! !
[Asudguc: friend?Boyfriend? ?This man is so handsome. Damn, he is really handsome. How could he not be famous before he was so handsome?What's going on? 】
[Ewhabai lili: Looks familiar... Damn, why is this gone?What else do I want to see?What is the relationship between the mysterious handsome guy and Mianmian?Why are the pandas so affectionate to Mianmian? They are so loving! ! 】
[One Leaf Zhichun: I also want to say this, why do Twelve Pots, Thirteen Pots and Sixteen Pots have the same attitude towards this anchor Gu, seeing their children who like super reliable elders so much? ?Is it the other way around? 】
[User 187276: There is also a special guest from the Academy of Sciences, why is Qiuqiu orz Qiuqiu isn't the mascot of the Academy of Sciences?What about Tuan Tuan?Where did such a big Tuantuan go? ? 】
[Girl Candy: So what will happen after this, the old aunt scratches her head and wonders! 】
[Naruto: Why?Don't stop ah ah ah ah!Don't stop! ! !Live broadcast to me until [-]:[-] tomorrow morning! ! !I want to watch Mianmian, handsome guys, pandas, Ererqiu balls, koalas, cranes, cranes, and rabbits! ! ! 】
The first day of the live broadcast, which was full of situations, finally came to an end in the noisy room, leaving the audience with a very meaningful ending.
Various topics of discussion on the star network have exploded, and there is a growing trend. This variety show is well-deserved to be responsible for today's traffic.
It also allowed the program group and guests to finally broadcast and take a breather.
After the live broadcast, the atmosphere among the guests also relaxed a lot, and the hot pot started cooking.
There is no doubt that Gu Yumian was in charge of the dinner. The guests set up a small earthen stove. Although there was no tent, they found a suitable open space and big trees in the forest.
Just spread a blanket on the soft grass and sit down, the moon has climbed to the horizon.
"Mianmianmianmian," Tu Qingwei was a fan of Gu Yumian, and the little lop-eared rabbit jumped around Gu Yumian and the hot pot, "Is this edible? When can I eat it?"
Koala used to do everything slowly, but now he became very talkative. He was chatting with Gu Yumian about children's education - Koala Kaokao also has a young son and a young daughter in his family.
The husky was holding Gu Yumian's trousers, wanting to show him some interesting stones.
Twelve thirty-six pots, 38 pots, and 24 pots, five black and white hair balls followed Gu Yumian step by step, one hanging on the shoulder and two lying on the lap.
24 Guo has already met several elders, snuggled softly in Gu Yumian's arms, and played with 38 Guo who is still crying.
After a while, hair balls grew around Gu Yumian.
"Mianmian!"
"Broadcaster Gu..."
"Aww, aww"
"Hey! Ancestor!"
"pa, papa!"
In addition, Shuo Han, who guards Gu Yumian like a dragon who guards wealth, is watching covetously.
Is this too many people?In addition to preparing the hot pot, Gu Yumian is really... happy and distressed when he has to look at such a large group of fluffy children, big and small.
"..."
Fortunately, the hot pot was cooked quickly, and the entire camp with the bonfire gradually quieted down.
The fragrant bone broth boiled in an earthen stove earthen pot has a milky white and slightly thick texture, with fresh and tender mushrooms and grass fruits rolling in it, and a rich mellow taste is steamed out of the gurgling.
On the other side are red peppers and peppercorns sautéed in hot oil, fried with sugar, and chopped green onion, ginger and garlic.Pour over the simmering thick bone broth and mix with a spoonful of wine, the white steam will evaporate immediately, and the crispy, spicy and fresh fragrance will hit your nostrils in no time!
Then fry the shrimp shells to produce oily flowers, put a spoonful of fragrant oil on it, add minced garlic star anise and soy sauce, it is the simplest and most delicious seasoning dish.
The fresh ingredients given by the program group are neatly stacked on the ice cubes, and now there is only one step left to rinse.
Hot pot is eaten in the mountains in midsummer, and small kerosene lamps are lit in clay pots with earthen stoves, and iced plum juice and fruit wine are placed beside them.All the fluffy ones surrounded Gu Yumian and the hot pot. If Shuo Han hadn't been watching, they would have squeezed into Gu Yumian's arms.
The shot shows a close-up of a hot, brightly colored hot pot.
Presumably when the edited version is broadcast, it will definitely arouse all kinds of wailing from the audience...
"Okay, everyone, take the bowls and share one seasoning plate with each other."
The half-fat and half-thin synthetic tender beef roll has snowflake-like marble texture. After rolling it back and forth in the hot pot, you will be full of the fresh, spicy, fragrant and thick broth, and it will be tender and fragrant when you sizzle it. The crunchy texture is absolutely amazing.
Vegetarian rabbits and koalas can also simmer the glutinous yam slices, carrots, and bamboo shoots. The fresh and mellow mushroom bone broth also has a special flavor.
When the back is sweating after eating hearty, have a sip of refreshing wine or sour plum juice.
After three seconds.
All the guests collectively sighed.
……Delicious.
Twelve and three pots, sixteen pots, and 38 pots can't help but wipe their tears while eating.
"Woooo, woooooo..."
It is this taste.
It was made by Gu Yumian.
Even if they didn't really eat the food made by Gu Yumian in Twelve Three Pots, they just drank the pots of milk and some supplementary food supplemented by Gu Yumian, but that feeling is It won't change.
"Don't cry," Gu Yumian patted the heads of the older children, "You can eat it many times in the future, maybe you will get tired of it by then."
38 Guo was just sniffling and sniffling, but after hearing Gu Yumian's words, he couldn't help but burst into tears.
"papa..."
Lop-eared rabbits, koalas and red-crowned cranes couldn't help but prick up their ears.
Papa?
Shuo Han expressionlessly lifted the 38 pot away.
Sixteen Pots told it:
"You can't call him papa, but ancestor."
The lop-eared rabbit rubbed his ears.
ancestors? ?
What is this all about?
The little husky and the little glutinous rice balls also tilted their heads together.
The little fox could figure out the whole story, but it was still in a trance because it was worried about losing its little vest.
Shiliuguo looked at the puzzled expressions of the children around him, cleared his throat, and was about to explain.
Suddenly there was a rustling in the nearby grass.
Then there was another burst.
Behind the big tree, two chubby pandas poked their heads.
Three chubby little heads also emerged from the grass.
Go and go, black and white dumplings.
Rolled softly into Gu Yumian's arms, and did not move.
Unable to resist the double attraction of 'Gu Yumian + Hot Pot', the pandas who trek across mountains and rivers from the surrounding mission points came to recognize their ancestors...
"This is 27 and 28," Twelve Pots introduced two of them to Gu Yumian, "Uncle Qi's grandson, both of them play badminton. And this 36, this—"
Gu Yumian carefully looked at their round faces one by one, remembered the children's appearance, and nodded.
The sesame glutinous rice balls were full of enthusiasm, and their round heads were arched into Gu Yumian's arms.
Shuo Han: "..."
Guests: "??"
Shiliu Guo scratched his head: "In short, it is the ancestor."
Sixteen Pots: "Great-great-great-great... grandfather's father, do you understand?"
Guests: "???"
Sixteen Pots: "Are you guys stupid? You don't even understand this?"
Guests: "...?????"
Just eat and drink like this, and then set up the camp together, chatting, and before I knew it, it was the climax of the moon.
It's a pity that they couldn't stay for 38 pots and 27 pots for a long time. After coming over for a meal, Gu Yumian's hug and holding them high, they reluctantly went back to the mission point to sleep.
There are no tents tonight, but there are tree holes for shelter from the wind and rain.The hollows of these old trees are hollow, and they are not even damp. It should be handled by the program team in advance.
Twelve Pots and Thirteen Pots They certainly want to sleep with Gu Yumian, but they are too old to cling to their parents, and...
Ok.
If Shuo Han and Gu Yumian were not given some space to get along alone, the ancestor's boyfriend might want to hit a panda.
It's nice to be young.
Twelve and three pots, whose grandsons and great-grandchildren are all grown up, couldn't help but sigh with emotion, and took the dazed little husky, 24 pots and the little fox to sleep together.
In any case, tonight, I still have to leave time for the two of them.
"..."
It is good to have a few sensible older children in the family.
Shuo Han reluctantly nodded with satisfaction.
The guests all thoughtfully scattered around, looking for a place to sleep.
Gu Yumian tidied up the firewood, pots and bowls left after eating the hot pot, washed his hands by the small river, fetched some water and came back, and saw Shuo Han leaning against the big tree alone and distracted.
"What are you doing?" Gu Yumian asked him.
Shuo Han glanced at him.
After a moment of silence, he said lightly:
"I'm jealous."
He skillfully exercised the legal rights that Gu Yumian gave him.
Gu Yumian: "..."
Shuo Han: "...do you like me?"
How come Gu Yumian is so calm.
It's the same as usual.
Mingming Shuo Han has become nothing like Shuo Han.
When you don't have it, you want to have it, but when you have it, you worry about gains and losses.
Gu Yumian: "Well, what do you think?"
He thought for a while, held Shuo Han's hand, and looked at him seriously for a while in the midsummer moonlight of the ancient earth.
From the corners of the eyes to the sides of the lips.
Shuo Han is always easy to understand in front of Gu Yumian, what does it mean to frown, what does a lazy expression mean, what does it look like when you want to hold hands and want to kiss...
Gu Yumian is very slow to warm up in terms of relationships, because of her nature.
But that doesn't mean he won't be moved.
"..."
"I don't know how to express it, do you want to listen to my heartbeat?"
Shuo Han's hand was taken by Gu Yumian and placed on the heart.
warm, hasty...
Bang bang bang.
Every beat is talking.
'You are very important. '
'like you. '
'I like it very much, I like it very much. '
The corners of Shuo Han's lips tightened a little, and the color of his eyes darkened.
Tree shadows sway.
Gu Yumian bent his eyes, put his arms around Shuo Han's neck, and asked him to lower his head and raise his head slightly.
kiss him.
"..."
I don't know when Shuo Han turned against customers.
Anyway, when the lips parted, Gu Yumian was already breathless from being kissed, Shuo Han hugged him, and kissed Gu Yumian from the corner of his lips to his jaw, collarbone, and neck...
While kissing and returning, he made demands very aggressively.
"You will be with me every day from now on."
"it is good."
"Kiss every morning before waking up, and at night." It's best to...cough, this can't be rushed.
"it is good."
"Also, after the variety show is over, come back to Uptown with me to meet other members of the royal family."
Although I really don't want to meet those idiots, but the royal engagement must meet other members, so no matter what, Gu Yumian must be abducted first and labeled as belonging to Shuo Han.
"it is good……"
Gu Yumian: "..."
Ok?
and many more.
Royal family?
jealous...
official partner.
sole spouse.
Lovers.
From now on, Gu Yumian will only belong to Shuohan.
You can live together forever, you can kiss, you can hug, you can sleep in the same bed, and you can——
Numerous words and even specific pictures flashed through Shuo Han's mind.
The farthest can be traced back to a long time ago, when Gu Yumian laughed and kissed Little Snow Leopard's forehead for the first time, the color and luster in his eyes made Shuo Han want to see, he was so out of breath after being kissed. What's it like.
And the lapel of Gu Yumian's clothes, which was sleeping, was accidentally pulled away by the little snow leopard's paws, revealing the delicate traces of porcelain-white collarbone.
There is also the curvature of the waist when cooking.
And rolled up the cuffs to reveal the slender lines of the arms.
Such desires and thoughts that are constantly expanding in the chest cavity of the heart, the impulse to monopolize, but all the previous brutal and direct methods were all rejected by myself, so I can only approach cautiously a little bit...
It's definitely not a sense of family affection or dependence.
From a long time ago, I wanted to take this person back to the bed.
"..."
"boom."
The door opened.
Shuo Han stood there in a daze as if he had been immobilized, his entire handsome face flushed red.
Then with a bang, the automatic kickback wooden door slammed on his forehead, blocking Shuo Han who was completely sluggish.
Gu Yumian took a step outside and turned around, only to find that the door was closed.
There was silence for two seconds inside and outside the door.
Shuo Han: "..."
Gu Yumian: "..."
How did this door open?
At 07:30, the sky was completely dark.
It was even more lively outside the door than Gu Yumian imagined.
Apart from the two of them, the other guests have already gathered and are camping in the open space outside the wooden house——
Because guest No. [-] was assigned a sudden task, all guests failed to meet within an hour, so they couldn't get a tent tonight, but the program team was a bit conscientious and gave them sleeping bags and other camping essentials. Spares, there are plenty of ingredients and kitchen utensils.
The little huskies, 24 Guo and 38 Guo waited eagerly outside the cabin. After the door opened, they screamed excitedly and jumped into Gu Yumian's arms one after another.
The little fox put on the little apron that Gu Yumian had prepared, and hurriedly helped light the fire.
Twelve pots, thirteen pots and sixteen pots were all red, and they were full of energy in everything they did—however, twelve pots still looked a little dazed, while sixteen pots turned their heads to look at the little tweeted by Gu Yumian. Looking at Gu Yumian, he smiled.
As for the other three guests.
Ok?
Many people did not see it.
I only saw a lop-eared rabbit jumping around the bonfire, a red-crowned crane dozing off with fairy air on one foot on a small pond, and a koala chewing leaves slowly while commanding the overall situation...
For a moment, Gu Yumian felt that he had returned to the zoo in his previous life, the free-range area.
But even in the free-range area, it is impossible to mix all the animals from the plateau and plains, tropical and temperate regions, poultry and mammals into one pot?
And the second Gu Yumian came out, the whole bustling environment was quiet.
The panda fox husky, the rabbit red-crowned crane koala, all the fluffy ones looked at him with bright eyes and full of expectation.
[sample: hahahahahaha anchor Gu: I must be opening the door in the wrong way]
[Marshmallow: Let me count, not counting the cubs brought by Mianmian, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, what's one number eight short of?What about Tuantuan? ps: I finally saw Mianmian Benmian woo woo woo woo!I have had a hard time these two hours! ! 】
[No change of name without passing Niaoyu Level [-]: It’s dark~I can’t see clearly~Potassium permanganate drops eyes~]
And the accompanying bgm also stopped at the right time, from the original relaxed and cheerful, it became a little more serious and soothing, it seems that it is about to talk about business.
The host also took the time to clear his throat:
"Finally all the guests have officially assembled on the ancient earth. Without further ado, let's introduce the guests to the audience—"
"Guest No. [-]: Starry Sky Platform's popular anchor, Elbet restaurant chairman, Gu Yumian!"
Gu Yumian was looking at the wooden door behind him at the moment, thinking about when Shuo Han would come out, and introduced him unexpectedly.
The camera moved to Gu Yumian. Gu Yumian was hugging two panda cubs who were singing and sucking their paws, and a husky happily wagging its tail, and greeted the camera with difficulty.
The barrage was very supportive, and the enthusiasm was unprecedentedly high, and all kinds of cheers and confessions erupted immediately! ! !
"Guest No. [-]: Famous violinist, Twelve Pots!"
The camera moves to Yuan Gun Gun Twelve Pots who are holding firewood and running in small steps towards Gu Yumian.
Barrage: [Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !The panda in my textbook came out! ! ! 】
"Guest No. [-]: Famous martial arts movie star, who has filmed classic films such as "Fisting Style", thirteen pots!"
The camera moved to the thirteen pots that took out the 38 pots and told it to be polite, and then put their round heads in Gu Yumian's hands.
Barrage: [Ahhhh! !Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !My family's childhood idol came out! ! ! !Teacher Thirteen, we grew up watching your movies! ! 】
"Guest No. [-]: The former captain of STA, who has been the champion of various Log competitions for decades, known as the Great Demon King, sixteen pots!"
The camera proudly raised its head and chest, showing the camera the sixteen pots of Xiaojiujiu above his head.
host:"……"
Barrage: [Ah ah ah ah male god! !You are my youth! ! !Although I am tired of shouting, I still ah ah ah ah! ! 】
"Guest No. [-]: A stage actor, who is also a popular anchor in Starry Sky, Rabbit Qingqing!"
The lop-eared rabbit jumped around Gu Yumian curiously.
"Guest No. [-]: A well-known director who has directed classic films such as "The Last Me". Let's take a test."
Koala looked at Gu Yumian, and the chewed leaves fell down in a daze.
"Guest No. [-]: Bai Liang, a well-known scholar of the Institute of Paleoearth Research."
The red-crowned crane gracefully raised its head and saluted, showing its graceful shape—just facing Gu Yumian's direction.
host:"……"
Forget about changing the name of the show to "Gu Yumian and the fluffy ones who were stunned by him".
The host coughed and continued, "There is also a special guest from the Academy of Sciences. Guess who it is?"
The camera shakes around for a while, accompanied by extremely tense drumbeats, and finally freezes on...
"Haw?"
Wearing the little apron prepared by Gu Yumian, with a little dust rubbed on the tip of his nose, the little fox, who was obediently raising his head to let Gu Yumian wipe it off, glanced at the camera.
"Special guest of the Academy of Sciences - Gu Baiqiu!"
audience:"……"
Gu Yumian: "..."
Little Fox:"……"
Ah? ? ?
In fact, Gu Yumian was not very surprised, because the Academy of Sciences had already passed him in advance.Because the host didn't say it clearly during the introduction, most of the audience didn't understand it, thinking that the Academy of Sciences sent a mascot to paddle?
The little fox was a little apprehensive, and took a look at Gu Yumian.
But it's not over yet.
"And finally, the mysterious guest number eight..."
It was completely dark.
With a bang, the wooden door was kicked open.
Shuo Han walked out with a sullen face, full of sourness.
You can even see the cold air whizzing to the side from behind, as if it has materialized.
He walked up to Gu Yumian, pulled away the fluffy ones, and held Gu Yumian's hand by himself.
Shuo Han pointed at Gu Yumian: "Mine."
"..."
audience:"……"
ah? ? ? ? ?
After half an hour.
Except for Gu Yumian and the little fox, all the guests are basically a group of big bosses who can at most open a nutrient solution by themselves, stretch out their clothes to eat, and open their mouths. After Gu Yumian joined, the whole process of preparing dinner and camping finally came to an end. few.
Gu Yumian decided to have hot pot for dinner.
Just eat Sichuan hot pot.
Because there are cubs who can't eat spicy food, it is made into a mandarin duck pot, with bone broth on one side and spicy pot on the other.Because I heard from Twelve and Three Pots that besides the four of them, there are four or five other pandas nearby, and it is estimated that they will touch them tonight.
Gu Yumian plans to wait for the pandas, and first meet all his cubs and feed them well.
The host is still making up for what happened just now: "It's a friend. Guest No. [-] just meant that anchor Gu is 'his' friend!"
Gu Yumian glanced at Shuo Han, noncommittal: "..."
The program team should have sent a headset to Shuo Han, but he didn't know whether he lost it or didn't wear it. At this time, he couldn't hear the host's commentary, nor could he hear what the program team said to the guests, otherwise he would lose his temper again up.
And "Bon Voyage!Ancient Earth? "The mechanism is this:
Every day from 24:[-] am to [-]:[-] pm is the live broadcast time, and the live broadcast will stop after [-]:[-] pm, and the subsequent content will be edited into the weekly edited version, which not only reduces the workload of the program team—otherwise, the photographers of the program team [-] hours a day have to guard the backstage studio.
It also allows the edited version to have more hot spots, so that no one cares about the edited version included in the official star network because everyone has watched the live broadcast.
It happened to be eight o'clock at this time, so the live broadcast of the first day ended abruptly in an exciting place.
"Okay, that's all for today's "Bon Voyage! Ancient Earth?" The content from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] will be shown in the edited version later, we will see you at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning!"
The host looked at the number of people in the upper right corner and let out a breath.
Omg.
This variety show is a group of guests who don't play cards according to the routine, and the popularity is so high-the real-time number of people even reached tens of billions at one time, and the host for a full twelve hours is really short-lived.
audience:"……"
Audience: "..." No, ah, ah, ah, ah! ! !
[Asudguc: friend?Boyfriend? ?This man is so handsome. Damn, he is really handsome. How could he not be famous before he was so handsome?What's going on? 】
[Ewhabai lili: Looks familiar... Damn, why is this gone?What else do I want to see?What is the relationship between the mysterious handsome guy and Mianmian?Why are the pandas so affectionate to Mianmian? They are so loving! ! 】
[One Leaf Zhichun: I also want to say this, why do Twelve Pots, Thirteen Pots and Sixteen Pots have the same attitude towards this anchor Gu, seeing their children who like super reliable elders so much? ?Is it the other way around? 】
[User 187276: There is also a special guest from the Academy of Sciences, why is Qiuqiu orz Qiuqiu isn't the mascot of the Academy of Sciences?What about Tuan Tuan?Where did such a big Tuantuan go? ? 】
[Girl Candy: So what will happen after this, the old aunt scratches her head and wonders! 】
[Naruto: Why?Don't stop ah ah ah ah!Don't stop! ! !Live broadcast to me until [-]:[-] tomorrow morning! ! !I want to watch Mianmian, handsome guys, pandas, Ererqiu balls, koalas, cranes, cranes, and rabbits! ! ! 】
The first day of the live broadcast, which was full of situations, finally came to an end in the noisy room, leaving the audience with a very meaningful ending.
Various topics of discussion on the star network have exploded, and there is a growing trend. This variety show is well-deserved to be responsible for today's traffic.
It also allowed the program group and guests to finally broadcast and take a breather.
After the live broadcast, the atmosphere among the guests also relaxed a lot, and the hot pot started cooking.
There is no doubt that Gu Yumian was in charge of the dinner. The guests set up a small earthen stove. Although there was no tent, they found a suitable open space and big trees in the forest.
Just spread a blanket on the soft grass and sit down, the moon has climbed to the horizon.
"Mianmianmianmian," Tu Qingwei was a fan of Gu Yumian, and the little lop-eared rabbit jumped around Gu Yumian and the hot pot, "Is this edible? When can I eat it?"
Koala used to do everything slowly, but now he became very talkative. He was chatting with Gu Yumian about children's education - Koala Kaokao also has a young son and a young daughter in his family.
The husky was holding Gu Yumian's trousers, wanting to show him some interesting stones.
Twelve thirty-six pots, 38 pots, and 24 pots, five black and white hair balls followed Gu Yumian step by step, one hanging on the shoulder and two lying on the lap.
24 Guo has already met several elders, snuggled softly in Gu Yumian's arms, and played with 38 Guo who is still crying.
After a while, hair balls grew around Gu Yumian.
"Mianmian!"
"Broadcaster Gu..."
"Aww, aww"
"Hey! Ancestor!"
"pa, papa!"
In addition, Shuo Han, who guards Gu Yumian like a dragon who guards wealth, is watching covetously.
Is this too many people?In addition to preparing the hot pot, Gu Yumian is really... happy and distressed when he has to look at such a large group of fluffy children, big and small.
"..."
Fortunately, the hot pot was cooked quickly, and the entire camp with the bonfire gradually quieted down.
The fragrant bone broth boiled in an earthen stove earthen pot has a milky white and slightly thick texture, with fresh and tender mushrooms and grass fruits rolling in it, and a rich mellow taste is steamed out of the gurgling.
On the other side are red peppers and peppercorns sautéed in hot oil, fried with sugar, and chopped green onion, ginger and garlic.Pour over the simmering thick bone broth and mix with a spoonful of wine, the white steam will evaporate immediately, and the crispy, spicy and fresh fragrance will hit your nostrils in no time!
Then fry the shrimp shells to produce oily flowers, put a spoonful of fragrant oil on it, add minced garlic star anise and soy sauce, it is the simplest and most delicious seasoning dish.
The fresh ingredients given by the program group are neatly stacked on the ice cubes, and now there is only one step left to rinse.
Hot pot is eaten in the mountains in midsummer, and small kerosene lamps are lit in clay pots with earthen stoves, and iced plum juice and fruit wine are placed beside them.All the fluffy ones surrounded Gu Yumian and the hot pot. If Shuo Han hadn't been watching, they would have squeezed into Gu Yumian's arms.
The shot shows a close-up of a hot, brightly colored hot pot.
Presumably when the edited version is broadcast, it will definitely arouse all kinds of wailing from the audience...
"Okay, everyone, take the bowls and share one seasoning plate with each other."
The half-fat and half-thin synthetic tender beef roll has snowflake-like marble texture. After rolling it back and forth in the hot pot, you will be full of the fresh, spicy, fragrant and thick broth, and it will be tender and fragrant when you sizzle it. The crunchy texture is absolutely amazing.
Vegetarian rabbits and koalas can also simmer the glutinous yam slices, carrots, and bamboo shoots. The fresh and mellow mushroom bone broth also has a special flavor.
When the back is sweating after eating hearty, have a sip of refreshing wine or sour plum juice.
After three seconds.
All the guests collectively sighed.
……Delicious.
Twelve and three pots, sixteen pots, and 38 pots can't help but wipe their tears while eating.
"Woooo, woooooo..."
It is this taste.
It was made by Gu Yumian.
Even if they didn't really eat the food made by Gu Yumian in Twelve Three Pots, they just drank the pots of milk and some supplementary food supplemented by Gu Yumian, but that feeling is It won't change.
"Don't cry," Gu Yumian patted the heads of the older children, "You can eat it many times in the future, maybe you will get tired of it by then."
38 Guo was just sniffling and sniffling, but after hearing Gu Yumian's words, he couldn't help but burst into tears.
"papa..."
Lop-eared rabbits, koalas and red-crowned cranes couldn't help but prick up their ears.
Papa?
Shuo Han expressionlessly lifted the 38 pot away.
Sixteen Pots told it:
"You can't call him papa, but ancestor."
The lop-eared rabbit rubbed his ears.
ancestors? ?
What is this all about?
The little husky and the little glutinous rice balls also tilted their heads together.
The little fox could figure out the whole story, but it was still in a trance because it was worried about losing its little vest.
Shiliuguo looked at the puzzled expressions of the children around him, cleared his throat, and was about to explain.
Suddenly there was a rustling in the nearby grass.
Then there was another burst.
Behind the big tree, two chubby pandas poked their heads.
Three chubby little heads also emerged from the grass.
Go and go, black and white dumplings.
Rolled softly into Gu Yumian's arms, and did not move.
Unable to resist the double attraction of 'Gu Yumian + Hot Pot', the pandas who trek across mountains and rivers from the surrounding mission points came to recognize their ancestors...
"This is 27 and 28," Twelve Pots introduced two of them to Gu Yumian, "Uncle Qi's grandson, both of them play badminton. And this 36, this—"
Gu Yumian carefully looked at their round faces one by one, remembered the children's appearance, and nodded.
The sesame glutinous rice balls were full of enthusiasm, and their round heads were arched into Gu Yumian's arms.
Shuo Han: "..."
Guests: "??"
Shiliu Guo scratched his head: "In short, it is the ancestor."
Sixteen Pots: "Great-great-great-great... grandfather's father, do you understand?"
Guests: "???"
Sixteen Pots: "Are you guys stupid? You don't even understand this?"
Guests: "...?????"
Just eat and drink like this, and then set up the camp together, chatting, and before I knew it, it was the climax of the moon.
It's a pity that they couldn't stay for 38 pots and 27 pots for a long time. After coming over for a meal, Gu Yumian's hug and holding them high, they reluctantly went back to the mission point to sleep.
There are no tents tonight, but there are tree holes for shelter from the wind and rain.The hollows of these old trees are hollow, and they are not even damp. It should be handled by the program team in advance.
Twelve Pots and Thirteen Pots They certainly want to sleep with Gu Yumian, but they are too old to cling to their parents, and...
Ok.
If Shuo Han and Gu Yumian were not given some space to get along alone, the ancestor's boyfriend might want to hit a panda.
It's nice to be young.
Twelve and three pots, whose grandsons and great-grandchildren are all grown up, couldn't help but sigh with emotion, and took the dazed little husky, 24 pots and the little fox to sleep together.
In any case, tonight, I still have to leave time for the two of them.
"..."
It is good to have a few sensible older children in the family.
Shuo Han reluctantly nodded with satisfaction.
The guests all thoughtfully scattered around, looking for a place to sleep.
Gu Yumian tidied up the firewood, pots and bowls left after eating the hot pot, washed his hands by the small river, fetched some water and came back, and saw Shuo Han leaning against the big tree alone and distracted.
"What are you doing?" Gu Yumian asked him.
Shuo Han glanced at him.
After a moment of silence, he said lightly:
"I'm jealous."
He skillfully exercised the legal rights that Gu Yumian gave him.
Gu Yumian: "..."
Shuo Han: "...do you like me?"
How come Gu Yumian is so calm.
It's the same as usual.
Mingming Shuo Han has become nothing like Shuo Han.
When you don't have it, you want to have it, but when you have it, you worry about gains and losses.
Gu Yumian: "Well, what do you think?"
He thought for a while, held Shuo Han's hand, and looked at him seriously for a while in the midsummer moonlight of the ancient earth.
From the corners of the eyes to the sides of the lips.
Shuo Han is always easy to understand in front of Gu Yumian, what does it mean to frown, what does a lazy expression mean, what does it look like when you want to hold hands and want to kiss...
Gu Yumian is very slow to warm up in terms of relationships, because of her nature.
But that doesn't mean he won't be moved.
"..."
"I don't know how to express it, do you want to listen to my heartbeat?"
Shuo Han's hand was taken by Gu Yumian and placed on the heart.
warm, hasty...
Bang bang bang.
Every beat is talking.
'You are very important. '
'like you. '
'I like it very much, I like it very much. '
The corners of Shuo Han's lips tightened a little, and the color of his eyes darkened.
Tree shadows sway.
Gu Yumian bent his eyes, put his arms around Shuo Han's neck, and asked him to lower his head and raise his head slightly.
kiss him.
"..."
I don't know when Shuo Han turned against customers.
Anyway, when the lips parted, Gu Yumian was already breathless from being kissed, Shuo Han hugged him, and kissed Gu Yumian from the corner of his lips to his jaw, collarbone, and neck...
While kissing and returning, he made demands very aggressively.
"You will be with me every day from now on."
"it is good."
"Kiss every morning before waking up, and at night." It's best to...cough, this can't be rushed.
"it is good."
"Also, after the variety show is over, come back to Uptown with me to meet other members of the royal family."
Although I really don't want to meet those idiots, but the royal engagement must meet other members, so no matter what, Gu Yumian must be abducted first and labeled as belonging to Shuo Han.
"it is good……"
Gu Yumian: "..."
Ok?
and many more.
Royal family?
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