I'm Using the Interstellar Live Broadcast to Raise Cubs

"All the way!Ancient Earth? "Just a few minutes after the start of the broadcast, the first hit came—one of the guests was Gu Yumian!

The development after this is even more exciting.

From public levitators to schools and companies, many young people are discussing this variety show.

"I heard that there is an anchor," Dan Lin looked at her purple-painted nails, and muttered, "Why are so many viewers chasing after an inferior human being? And that albino..."

Because friends like Gu Yumian very much, Lin Dan also pretended to like Gu Yumian in order to build a good relationship, and went to the awards ceremony yesterday.

She remembered that she saw that albino cub was cute and wanted to touch it, but she didn't expect that anchor to be so stingy... What happened after that?

It was only yesterday, but the memory is blurred, and I only remember the feeling of fear and embarrassment, which is really strange.

"Forget it." Lin Dan sighed.

This variety show still needs to be watched, after all, she made herself a setting of "I like Gu Yumian very much", so as to show that she does not discriminate against humans and albinos at all.I went to see the awards ceremony yesterday for this too.

If the people around her were talking about this variety show, but she couldn't pick up the stalk, she would be seen through right away.

Danlin's vanity is extremely strong, and the pursuit and love of people around her is almost a necessity in her life.

However, the variety show could not be opened, and the system prompted her to 'no access rights'.Lin Dan was a little strange, and it was the same after changing several channels. She was a little annoyed, and simply quit the page.

At noon, I made an appointment with a group of friends to eat at Elbet restaurant.

Lin Dan is a VIP member in this restaurant. Although the boss is that inferior human being, it is undeniable that the food is delicious. However, today, when I met six or seven girls at the entrance of the restaurant, something unexpected happened when I entered.

There should have been a small robot as soon as they entered the door, but after scanning their fingerprints, the small robot did not show the menu, but displayed 'feedback information'.

A few minutes later, it was the regional manager of the restaurant who came out to meet them in person.

"Miss Li, I'm sorry, our restaurant will revoke your VIP qualification starting today, and you will not be accepted to dine in our restaurant for the next 300 years."

The girls surrounded Danlin and chatted happily, but now they were shocked:

"300 years? Take back the VIP membership? Did you make a mistake, Linlin?"

"That's right... Linlin is still a loyal fan of your boss. If you do something wrong, can you accommodate me? Gu is such a nice anchor."

Lin Dan also had a thump in her heart, inexplicably having a bad premonition: "Why?"

The person in charge said: "Or, please apologize to the children in Mr. Gu's family."

Lin Dan: "I don't know what you're talking about."

Person in charge: "Do I need to help you recall?"

The girls were also confused: "Is there some misunderstanding?" "Apologize?" "What's going on?"

Lin Dan felt bad, but before she could stop her, the projection light screen unfolded in mid-air——

"..."

"They like that inferior human so much, are they out of their minds? That albino is quite cute, but it's a pity that it's an albino, cheap..." This sentence is obviously what Lin Dan said to herself when she was impatient in queuing. Captured by random surveillance.

After a while of noise, it turned into a conversation between Lin Dan and Gu Yumian:

"What does it matter, anyway, it's a child, or an albino."

"Anchor Gu, do you want to be so stingy?"

"..."

The monitoring in public places is public, but accessing the monitoring requires a very complicated procedure. This is the video that Gu Yumian spent nearly four hours searching and sorting out after the children fell asleep last night. Information correspondence.

That is a public surveillance video, and there is no possibility of forgery.

The girls were still helping Lin Dan to speak, but when they saw halfway through, their expressions changed.Usually he pretends to be so gentle and all beings are equal, but in the video it is another face. Everyone is not a fool, and after a little thought, you will know what is going on.

Those who were surrounded by her originally moved away without any trace.

Lin Dan turned pale.

These girls have a wide social circle and good popularity in their school. Presumably this matter will spread to the whole school soon, and by then she...

What's more, one of the girls is the headmaster's daughter, so Lin Dan's plan to graduate and stay in school for further study has basically come to naught.

She insisted and said:

"I've never heard of revoking VIP qualifications, so your restaurant will have to pay high liquidated damages, right? I'm not easy to bully, if I expose this matter to the media..."

This time, no one spoke for her.

"Just expose yourself." The person in charge smiled:

"Our boss asked me to tell you that he is not short of money."

Litigation is fine, and media exposure is also fine. When it comes to matters involving Tuantuan and the others, Gu Yumian has never been short of time or money.

Things related to Gu Yumian in the future, whether it's variety shows, live broadcasts, or restaurants, including the service platform planned to be established in the near future that will occupy the mainstream of the entire interstellar...

Lin Dan didn't even want to touch it.

As for after that, she interviewed [-] companies and received [-] rejection letters. Since then, she has been refused to enter the upper city, and has been included in the blacklist of the royal family, the blacklist of planets and assets under Shuo Han's personal name, etc... it's all after that.

Having been a racist for more than 30 years, and accustomed to praising the high and depressing the low, Lin Dan finally has a good understanding of the feeling of being "discriminated against".

Eight in the morning.

Pack up your luggage, have breakfast, and help the children tidy up their appearance and their respective toddler brains.

The little husky raised his head and chest proudly, and the little fox also straightened his back, looking out the door together with the little Tangyuan who was poking his head excitedly in the stroller, and the little snow leopard sitting on Gu Yumian's shoulder.

Gu Yumian opened the door, and the outside was bright sunshine and the blue sky of Capital Star.

"Then let's go."

Gu Yumian smiled and waved to the camera:

"Wish us all the best, Ancient Earth."

Gu Yumian took the children on the levitator and sailed to Xinggang, while the camera of the variety show was controlled by a professional photographer. As the door closed with a bang, the whole camera kept zooming out, zooming in, and flying far away. blue sky -

[tfs: Ahhh!Good luck! ! ! 】

【Mickey Mouse: Why do I feel like I’m going on a trip, hahahaha】

[Little Squid ju: Although reason tells me that I will cut the second guest scene, but... ah, can you extend the time for this human and the cubs' family?Can't get enough of it qaq! 】

"..."

After the variety show started, the guests could no longer use the optical brain and star network, so Gu Yumian couldn't know the situation of other guests in advance, and of course he didn't know anything about the rising popularity of online variety shows.

After all, space travel is quite tiring. It takes more than half a day to take a starship from Capital Star to Ancient Earth, and there is also a waiting room in the starship. Gu Yumian simply took the children to catch up on sleep and wait for the program team's notice.

After all, he stayed up late last night, and he was a little tired.

I just wanted to sleep for a while.

As a result, just leaning to the side, he was embraced by a hug.Is it Shuo Han?Gu Yumian was really sleepy, in that reassuring cold and pleasant smell of pine wood, accidentally——

Slept for hours.

Little Tangyuan and Little Husky were very excited at first, but Gu Yumian fell asleep and felt sleepy for no reason.In the end, it turned into Gu Yumian lying on the small bed in the cabin of the starship, hugging the two with their belly upturned, and a little fox with a big tail curled up around him.

Shuo Han lowered his eyes and looked at them seriously for a long time.

In the end, he also closed his eyes, embraced Gu Yumian from behind, buried his head in Gu Yumian's neck, breathing evenly gradually...

"..."

On the other side, the second, third and fourth guests appeared one by one.

Because Gu Yumian could not be seen for a short period of time, the audience was a little disappointed, and then an unexpected surprise came soon!

Unlike the audience's surprise, Thirteen Pots were very nervous.

Twelve pots are also tight.

The ten pots, the fourteen pots, the fifteen pots... are all nervous, of course, not because of being on a variety show.

This time, Twelve Three Pots and Sixteen Pots were the guests, and the other pandas were NPCs, who had already been in the ancient earth two days ago.

The guests were able to meet Gu Yumian for the first time, after a round of fierce competition within Guojia.As for why it is [-] pots and [-] pots, there is no other reason. These three pandas are the best at playing mahjong.

This is the way the Guo family decides important matters. Whoever plays mahjong well will get the priority right to choose, and it will be a bloody battle to the end in Sichuan mahjong.Gu Yumian used to raise the cauldron as his own child, and often chatted with it. When he was in college, he had a custom of playing mahjong with his roommates, so it was passed down all the way.

At this very moment, I was especially good at playing mahjong, playing [-] pots, [-] pots, and [-] pots, sitting on the starship, scratching my belly and ears anxiously and expectantly.

The dog force program group, just didn't let them run into each other during the journey, it seems that it will have to wait until the ancient earth.

Shiliuguo held a small mirror with his chubby paws and stroked his hair: "Is my hair still neat?"

"You only have those few sticks," Twelve Pots reminded kindly in his native dialect, "Just wait until they are all gone."

Sixteen Pots: "..."

Thirteen Guo laughed hahaha with the teacup in hand, Shiliu Guo's face turned green, and he slammed the mirror shut.

If you go to see your ancestors bald, you will probably be famous in the history of the family...become a laughing stock for tens of thousands of years...

As a former performer and martial arts star, Twelve Three Pots is of course very familiar with the camera, not to mention the e-sports champion Shiliu Guo, who is not used to being photographed.The main reason is because of the nervousness about seeing Gu Yumian.

... The three pandas had no idea that they had created a turmoil stronger than an earthquake and tsunami on the star network.

[Digital Map: Damn? !Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! 】

[muji: What the hell? ? ! ! ! !The program group is a fairy? 】

[Yishu Lihua: Excuse me, am I dreaming... I went to the history of classical music yesterday and saw Twelve Pots in the textbook, and today I saw him on a variety show...]

[Never change your name if you have passed Niaoyu Level [-]: Damn, my dad just leaned on a cane and excitedly slapped the table and jumped up. ?The thirteen teacher who filmed "Tai Chi Unbounded" and "Famous Heroes"? ? ? 】

[User 127564: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !The legend is not old, the glory is not extinguished! ! ! 】

[Hahaha: Am I the only one following their conversations, hahahaha it’s so funny]

The entire barrage system was almost crushed and paralyzed!

Although he had already guessed the audience's reaction, the director still felt helpless.Originally, Gu Yumian was terrifying, but with the addition of these three, now the focus of the barrage is completely on 'what kind of fairy guest combination is this' and 'fuck, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

In addition, with such a group of bosses who are shaking their feet three times in the industry, the next seven days will really make people's brain hurt just thinking about it...

"..."

Gu Yumian and the children, from the time the starship took off on Capital Star, slept until it landed on the ancient earth for two hours...

During this period of time, two guests had already arrived at the ancient earth ahead of schedule, met, and started busy looking for tents and dinner ingredients for the evening, while other guests also arrived one after another.

Every time the camera switches to Gu Yumian's side, the overly Buddhist and comfortable atmosphere is completely different from other guests.

The program team is so mean, all kinds of tags are assigned such as 'sleeping', 'participating in variety shows?Ancient Earth life?No, we're here to sleep', and we also took a straight shot of the sleeping faces of several children and Gu Yumian - we can expect Gu Yumian to be confused and busy after they wake up.

It can always cause the audience to burst into hahaha.

The focus of this variety show is truth, so Gu Yumian and the others could actually sleep for a full eight hours.Moreover, watching Gu Yumian and them sleep was really interesting, as can be seen from the number of viewers and the number of barrages.

"..."

Half asleep and half awake, Gu Yumian heard someone talking.

"Fell asleep?"

"It seems to be asleep, do you want to call?"

"No, the barrage is screaming that this family is so cute when they are asleep, and the number of viewers keeps increasing. If they are forced to wake them up, the program crew will definitely be scolded to death."

"...It doesn't matter, let's send it out first."

Six o'clock in the evening.

It was midsummer on the ancient earth, and the cicadas were singing longer than one.In the evening in the mountains, the golden red sunset passes through the gaps in the leaves, casting light and shadow.

Gu Yumian opened his eyes quickly.

Variety show.

Ancient Earth.

guests...

Gu Yumian was so sleepy that he was a little dazed. He knew that they should have arrived on the ancient earth by now, and they were moved down by the program crew with people and quilts... But where is this?

A few children were still sleeping crookedly, their bellies rising and falling regularly.The little husky was on all fours, drooling and smacking his lips while sleeping.

However, before he was fully awake, the miniature headset issued by the program team went 'beep beep' for a while, and then released the first task!

"So far, all the guests have arrived on the ancient earth, welcome."

"The first mission: Please invite guests No. [-] to meet guests No. [-] and No. [-]. The time limit is one hour. The penalty for mission failure is: all members cannot receive tents on the first night."

Gu Yumian: "..."

Other guests: "..."

On the ancient earth in a completely primitive state without any modern technology, you can't lead a tent on the first night...

As soon as the words fell, Thirteen Guo rushed out with a bang!

After all, he was a former martial arts star, and Shisanguo is still young.Although it is chubby and wearing a Tang suit that seems inconvenient to move, it runs very fast.

——Of course, it wasn't for the tent, the three of them didn't listen carefully to what was said in the headset.

It was at the same time when Gu Yumian and the others were sent down and the headset announced the mission, the pandas could feel it immediately.

The old ancestors... very close!

Twelve pots were originally squatting in the grass to shut themselves up, but at this time they also stood up with a few leaves on top of their heads, and followed the thirteen pots in small steps with a round and chubby footsteps!

"Depend on!"

Shiliuguo was chatting with another guest just now, and seeing that he was about to lose the opportunity, he scolded Twelve and Sanguo for being cunning in his heart.

It simply took off its shoes and held it in its hands, sat on a board that was just used to pad its buttocks, and slid down the hillside like a ton of sleds...

Audience and guest No. [-]: "..."

what's the situation? ?

At the same time, the entire ancient earth.

From the top of the mountain to the ruins of various ruins, from the cabin in the snow to the tropical jungle, every npc mission point.

Dozens of chubby black and white pandas popped up at the same time!

Although they are too far away to feel it directly, from the telepathy between the pandas, we can know that Twelve Thirty-Six Pots are extremely excited now.definitely is……

Halfway up the mountain, Gu Yumian leaned against a tree, sobered up with his forehead:

Guests No. [-] and No. [-]?In addition to them, there is a guest left behind?But I always feel that the statement is a bit strange... Why is it 'joining No. [-] and No. [-]' instead of 'meeting separately'?

The little Tangyuan and the little husky were still asleep, and the little fox woke up, leaning against Gu Yumian and licking his paws blankly.Little Snow Leopard pricked up his ears and squinted his eyes to listen.

not far away.

A panda that looked like it had just grown up was pulling the trunk of the tree, wearing a pair of glasses, slowly and tiptoeing towards Gu Yumian.

After taking two steps, he sniffed, stopped and wiped his eyes with his paw.

woohoo.

I want to cry.

Yes, of course it is impossible for the program group to make the guests reconcile so easily, so it was the npc38 pot who managed the tent who arrived at the scene before the twelve three and six pots.

38 Guo is still in school, and usually has a sticky personality. She cries when she is bullied, fails a test, cries when she is sad, and cries when she is happy.

As I was walking, I couldn't hold back my tears any longer, and started to cry loudly. While crying, I fell down, and the whole panda rolled into a ball, rolling and rolling...

Roll into Gu Yumian's arms.

Gu Yumian and Little Snow Leopard: "..."

38 Pot: "..."

38 The pot of tears fell more fiercely, and together with the little glutinous rice balls, they buried their round heads in Gu Yumian's arms, and their buttocks stuck out and did not move.The little fox looked blankly at pot 38, and then at pot 24, to make sure he read it right.

Where did this little roll come from?

Gu Yumian didn't know why, but when he saw this little guy, it was the same as when he saw the little glutinous rice balls before.

The heart is soft, sour, a bit bitter, but more sweet.

then.

A hand with sharp knuckles mercilessly lifted the 38 pot by the back of the neck.

The little guy cried and kicked his legs, his nose dripped all over Shuo Han's collar.

38 Pot: "Woo, papa... woo, burp, woo..."

Teenagers in the new era prefer the word 'papa' to 'ancestor'.

Shuo Han: "..."

He looked after You Mian, his face was as cold as frost:

"Are you having an affair?"

"Whose child?"

Gu Yumian: "???"