I'm Using the Interstellar Live Broadcast to Raise Cubs

Today is Friday.

Just before Gu Yumian came home, one hour, 04:30 pm.

"ended……"

"Thank goodness."

"It's finally over, how did I get through this week?"

In the parliament after Shuo Han left, the executive officers and ministers were exhausted and paralyzed.

As soon as the door was closed, a large piece fell down.

...This is the norm in regular meetings.

The past few months have been fine, His Majesty hastened to go home, and he will go to the council on time every day, but the mood during the meeting is often cloudy or cloudy——

For example, this week, His Majesty obviously didn't sleep well every day, and when he encountered a problem, his eyes were more gloomy and anxious than usual.

The ministers go to work every day like going to the grave, and they all come here with the consciousness of mortal death.

"I really don't dare to make mistakes. Being suspended and deducting wages is a trivial matter..."

"It's mainly His Majesty's eyes."

"exactly."

That kind of cold eyes that are completely looking at trash has brought great mental pressure to everyone.

Being watched for three seconds feels like 20 years of life will be lost.

Especially if a minister shows a romantic flair—such as the chancellor exchanging his girlfriend's watch, or the newlywed Midtown executive handing out sweets to his colleagues, that's a big deal.

...will be targeted by His Majesty.

The Chancellor of the Exchequer was arranged to go on a business trip to Gray Saturn for a month, and had to bid farewell to his girlfriend in tears; the executive was deducted two months of salary because of a job error, and recently cried every day to borrow money to pay off the mortgage on his credit card.

"I think His Majesty is not feeling well emotionally," a recently appointed executive officer whispered:

"I often wear a suit but no tie, just like waiting for someone to give me a tie, but I can't wait..."

"..."

The mourning parliament suddenly fell silent.

emotion?

love? ? ?

"Hahahaha how is it possible..."

The diplomat laughed dryly.

But no one praised his field.

Everyone was in shock.

Your Majesty seems to have nothing to do with love, but after thinking about it carefully, this conjecture is quite reasonable.

For example, suddenly starting to commute to and from get off work on time, buying things with a credit card every day, being happy or unhappy for no reason, getting angry when seeing someone else in a happy relationship, all of which are typical manifestations of being immersed in love...or unrequited love.

"Miss Britney? But she seems to be married after ten years of fruitless pursuit."

"I think it's the young master of Charlie's family. He has been courting His Majesty since he was in military school."

"No, no, little Charlie chased His Majesty to the battlefield before and planned a grand confession, but His Majesty didn't know him at all, and asked the adjutant who was this person in confusion..."

Regular meetings are not held on weekends, and it is rare for everyone to have time to take a breather and not rush home.

All kinds of discussions range from small to large.

After a while, the entire council was immersed in a heated gossip atmosphere!

The only consensus among everyone is that no matter who it is, the one who can make His Majesty fall in love to this extent...

Absolutely a genius.

At the same time, District D in the lower city.

The latest levitator parked in front of Gu's house in a high-profile and arrogant manner, and the small streets were crowded.

And the neighbors have all closed their doors and windows—they have been warned in advance these days that they cannot open the doors or look at them, otherwise bad things will happen.

The secretary respectfully opened the door of the levitator.

"His Majesty."

Shuo Han lazily replied.

A single piece of blue iridescent film was placed in front of his left eye, and while he was reading, he took a long leg and got off the levitator.

Various information is scrolling rapidly in the blue rainbow film:

"A Brief Analysis of Ancient Earth History and Culture", "One Hundred Simple Homemade Delicious Recipes", "How to Conquer the One in Your Heart—One Hundred and Eight Love Strategies You Must Know"...

The development of mental power far exceeds that of ordinary people, and it is destined that Shuo Han can read and absorb information at a speed a hundred times faster than ordinary people.

[How to conquer the one in your heart:

【1. Do what you like.Buying something he likes and is interested in as a small gift often has unexpected effects. 】

There are many express boxes piled up at the door of the house.

Shuo Han looked around and was barely satisfied. He unpacked the package and replaced it with a gift box, then tied it with an ugly bow, and the work was completed.

【2. No man can refuse a virtuous partner.Cooking skills, housework, getting along well with children... are all great opportunities to show your charm in front of him. 】

Shuo Han: "..."

Look around the house.

The idiot husky was digging dirt in the yard with a pen in his mouth, barking in frustration from time to time.

Little Tangyuan was sleeping soundly with her round belly open, and the little fox was reading a book seriously on the windowsill with a pair of round glasses on the bridge of her nose.

The TV was on, and the little fox looked at the TV twice. It was showing awards to the Academy of Sciences, and the leader of a certain group took the stage to accept the award instead of the chief.A trace of disappointment flashed in the little fox's eyes, and soon he continued to look down at the book.

Shuo Han looked at the three cubs.

These are Gu Yumian's children.

So it is also his child.

Child……

5 minute later.

The baby panda was lifted up by the back of the neck in confusion, struggled with its four paws, and woke up.

A feeding bottle was brought to his mouth.

Shuo Han looked at it seriously: "Drink."

Shuo Han looked at him with cool eyes, giving Xiao Tangyuan a feeling that he would die on the spot if he didn't finish drinking the milk.

The baby panda hiccupped in horror.

This is not finished.

The little foxes were reading a book, and as they watched, Shuohan lifted them up by the back of the neck in the same posture as the little glutinous rice balls, and sat in a row in the cradle in a daze.

"I'll cook for you."

Shuo Han condescendingly stared down at a few children, and force-feeded the two children:

"I am another parent of yours, you can call me father, or father emperor."

The two children never expected that after waking up from a nap, the "big brother" became a father, and the family suddenly had more thrones to inherit.

Little Fox: "...chirp?"

Shuo Han: "Call me father."

Baby Panda: "Huh?"

Shuo Han: "Call me father."

The baby panda pursed its mouth, ready to cry.The little fox looked at him nervously, then stretched out its paws to pat Little Tangyuan's back. The little husky was still digging the dirt outside.

Shuo Han was confused: "..."

Children are amazing creatures.Is it because the milk is not enough?

He recalled what Gu Yumian had done before, and made another bottle of milk for the little glutinous rice balls, watching it finish drinking with 'loving' eyes, and nodded.

After a few seconds.

Little Tangyuan finally couldn't take it anymore, hugged the little fox's big tail with her paws, and burst into tears...

"..."

When Gu Yumian walked into the room holding a little husky with paws full of soil, the house was like a wild cat.

Presents are cluttered from the door to the bedroom.

On the floor, there is milk spit out by small glutinous rice balls. The kitchen looks like it has been bombed and is in a mess. The household robot is busy cleaning with a broom...

A tall man in a military uniform, wearing an ill-fitting apron, was holding a child in one hand, and the little dumpling was still crying.

He looked at the two children with aggrieved expressions in confusion, and had the troubles that every novice father has.

Why are you crying again?Why spit milk?Why is it so easy for Gu Yumian to take them with him?Why is cooking more difficult than fighting Zerg on the battlefield?

And, are children really the same species as them?

Gu Yumian: "..."

Gu Yumian was in a complicated mood.

Shuo Han had already seen Gu Yumian, his gaze was completely attracted by Gu Yumian, his gray-blue eyes focused on him.

The original question suddenly disappeared from my mind.

He subconsciously took a few steps towards Gu Yumian, and then stopped in front of Gu Yumian at a loss.

"I won't drive you away," Gu Yumian said, "Don't change back, Shuo Han, I have something to tell you."

Gu Yumian first hugged the little glutinous rice balls and rubbed his belly, coaxed them softly for a while, then washed the little husky's dirty paws, and found warm water and books for the little fox.

With the help of the small home robot, the whole home is organized in a short time.

The three hairballs were stacked one on top of the other, basking in the sunset by the floor-to-ceiling windows, playing games and waiting for dinner.

Shuo Han was like a tail, Gu Yumian followed wherever he went, nervously afraid that he would leave his sight.

"Shuo Han, you don't have to worry so much, I don't hate you."

Gu Yumian smiled helplessly.

They sat facing each other, Gu Yumian poured a cup of tea for himself and Shuohan, the golden red sunset was warm, and the house looked very lively.

Gu Yumian considered the words:

"Because of the previous incident, you also apologized." The little snow leopard's desperately showing off in front of him could be regarded as an apology. "Everyone makes some mistakes. Although I was quite angry at the time, but..."

Shuo Han nodded.

"You don't need to buy me so many things and gifts."

Shuo Han looked at Gu Yumian's opening and closing lips, and hummed lightly.

As long as Gu Yumian is in front of him, he can't see anything else in his eyes.

"But as for now, I don't think it's suitable for us to stay together for the time being. After all, you also have your own life. I may participate in a variety show in the future. On the ancient earth, this period of time is just used to separate and calm down..."

"It doesn't mean to separate, and I didn't say that you are no longer my family."

After Gu Yumian finished speaking in one breath, she looked up at Shuo Han again.

Is this person really listening?

Shuo Han was silent for a while, called his name, and said:

"There is no need to separate."

Gu Yumian: "I think..."

Then Shuo Han's next sentence stunned him:

"Can I kiss you now?"

Gu Yumian drank half of the tea, choked, and coughed violently:

"Etc., etc--"

Gu Yumian was so out of breath from coughing that her whole face flushed red.

Gu Yumian was also confused.

Are he and Shuo Han really having the same conversation?What kind of brain circuit can ask such a question?

Shuo Han frowned slightly, walked around the table, and walked over awkwardly to help him with his back.

It was also at this time that Gu Yumian's light brain flickered, and it was Tang Tang who called.

Gu Yumian didn't want to answer at first, but thought that it might be related to the fan meeting and variety show later, so he answered the call and gestured to Shuohan to wait:

"Hello, um, it's me."

"Teacher Gu," Tang Tang called him jokingly, "The variety show is basically done, and I am very glad that you can participate there. I will sign a contract tomorrow or the day after tomorrow when I have time, and other guests will tell you later.

"Also, don't forget about the awards ceremony and fan meeting for the rookie contest tomorrow. If you want to bring your children, you can bring them too."

After all, Gu Yumian is the champion of this competition, so it is impossible not to present the award without the champion.

Thanks to Gu Yumian, everyone didn't have to worry about the award live broadcast and the dinner party being unattended: as soon as they heard that Gu Yumian was coming, as soon as the number of visitors to the award show was released online, they were all sold out within three seconds, and the grand occasion was far away beyond any previous session.

Ninety percent of them are fans who want to suck humans and cubs on the spot.

The topic even became a hot search on Weibo, and the headquarters received tens of thousands of calls complaining about the lack of audience seats.

Gu Yumian nodded:

"Okay, if you need to cooperate with the publicity, you can tell me directly," he thought carefully, paused, and said, "I—cough—"

Tang Tang listened for a long time, but didn't hear the follow-up, only heard Gu Yumian cough violently, and then there was a silence with only the sound of breathing.

Tang Tang: "?"

"..."

Gu Yumian held the optical brain.

When Gu Yumian was talking on the phone, Shuo Han was very dissatisfied with Gu Yumian's serious expression on talking about work, but he couldn't help being drawn to it.

Shuo Han looked at him for a while, then hugged Gu Yumian, and kissed the corner of his lips.

Gu Yumian: "..."

"Mianmian? Mianmian??" Tang Tang was still asking on the phone, a little worried, "Are you okay?"

After a while, Gu Yumian took the optical brain again, and said in a tense voice:

"It's okay, you continue."

After 5 minutes, Gu Yumian hung up the phone.

His face was calm before the rain was about to come.

He turned around:

"Shuo Han."

The little snow leopard immediately waved its paws and stretched out two flesh pads, at the same time showing its snow-white belly flatteringly.

The second attempt to have a serious conversation came to nothing.

"..."

The little glutinous rice balls, the little fox and the little husky could also tell that Gu Yumian was really angry. The little fox came over and tugged on Gu Yumian's trousers worriedly.

"I've changed my mind, I'll send you away today," Gu Yumian had an extremely firm willpower, and this time he was not tempted by the little snow leopard's belly. He hugged the little snow leopard and walked out the door:

"You don't know how to measure, I'm a parent, even if I'm old—"

[Ewhabai lili: Huh?what measure? 】

[User 12867: Woohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Woo finally started live again. I thought you are no longer broadcast.

[Vitamin C Lemon Tea: Hahahaha I got a ticket to the rookie competition awards dinner! ! !Tomorrow will suck humans offline! ! 】

[Meow: Did Mianmian and Tuantuan quarrel? 】

Gu Yumian stopped walking.

Looking at the number of people, from the beginning to the present, there have been 7000 million close to [-] million.

While speaking, millions of new viewers flooded in.

So many viewers have already watched it again, it is absolutely impossible to turn off the live broadcast rashly now, but it is impossible for him to make Xiao Xuebao change back and reason with him in front of so many viewers.

When is the live broadcast on?

Who opened it?

Little Snow Leopard firmly grabbed Gu Yumian's sleeve, looked up innocently at Gu Yumian, and then looked away.

Gu Yumian: "..." It's definitely this guy's fault.

The development of the ancient earth has changed from a project funded and supported by His Majesty and the Guo family to a real official project: because the development of the ancient earth has indeed helped scientific research and technological development.

After many years of reconstruction and development, the ancient earth has returned to its original appearance: a vast ocean, a rich and original ecological climate, and various ancient buildings that survived the catastrophe of the doomsday.

The ecological environment has been rebuilt.

Everything looks so beautiful except there are no people or animals.

And "Bon Voyage!Ancient Earth? "This variety show has been planned for a long time. As the first variety show with the ancient earth as the background, it not only has strong support from the government, but also a lot of investment from all walks of life.

There is also a lot of attention among the people, after all, everyone is still very curious about the parent star.

"The main content of this variety show is to let a few guests live on the ancient earth. Yes, there are no optical brains, robots, intelligent systems and any technological products, similar to survival in the wilderness."

"This... Mr. Twelve Pots, your request is really..."

The only thing that has not been determined yet is the guest issue.

First of all, it seems inappropriate to invite some popular traffic stars to participate, and many people are discouraged just by hearing the rules.As the chief planner of this variety show, Dong Nan was really worried about the guests.

But there is no such thing as a home with a pot? ?Dong Nan's hand holding the optical brain was shaking.

"My request is obviously very reasonable," Twelve Pots scratched their heads:

"Don't you need more famous people from all walks of life to be guests? I used to play the violin, my thirteenth brother is the sumo champion for ten years in a row, and my tenth brother is a cross talk speaker, and he can be a laughing stock..."

"And our camera sense and sense of variety are fine, don't worry."

As the first family to invest in the development of the ancient earth, the Guo family has preferential treatment in terms of tourist quotas, but even if there are preferential treatment, there are only twenty tourist quotas in total.

There are close to a hundred pandas in their family Lingling.

And no one wanted to miss the chance to meet their ancestors for the first time. As soon as the news was released, the pandas were almost fighting for the quota, so they could only use their brains from other aspects.

Especially for this variety show, Twelve Pots doubts that the ancestors will also appear in this variety show, because the tourist quota has already been checked... But unfortunately, all the guests of the variety show cannot be announced in advance. This is a government regulation, even if the Guo family is so rich If you have connections, you can't ask them.

Dong Nan: "..."

The words say so.

The problem is, Guojia wants to put more than 40 pandas in the variety show, isn't it too much? !

And this is not called 'more famous', it is simply too modest.

The Twelve Pot who is talking on the phone revived the classical genre of violin in the interstellar era, a role that will be written in textbooks;

Shisannabe, a ten-year sumo wrestling champion, has also filmed many classic martial arts movies. There are tens of billions of residents in the interstellar world who grew up watching his movies. He is synonymous with the youth and childhood of the previous generation;

As for the one talking about cross talk, every New Year's Gala must be the finale, and one panda can carry the entire show's ratings...

Dong Nan almost fainted.

Among other things, if there is something good or bad about bringing this group of pandas to the ancient earth, he will not be able to forgive him if he dies ten thousand times!

"I'm really sorry, there can only be four at most. Our guest limit is eight, and now we have confirmed three... There should be another representative from the Academy of Sciences."

Twelve pots thought about it.

"Is it a matter of money? You don't have to worry about this, our family can become the main funding party for variety shows."

Dong Nan: "..."

Damn rich.