I'm Using the Interstellar Live Broadcast to Raise Cubs

The author has something to say: the last chapter was locked inexplicably, I implore the cuties to wait patiently QAQ can also be saved to watch together tomorrow

What Gu Yumian didn't know was that it was 05:30 pm on Friday, the off-duty time.

Many were sitting on levitators at the end of a weary workweek, watching live streams to pass the time.

As for the cover of Gu Yumian's live broadcast room, it was a photo taken randomly by Optical Brain yesterday.The young man in the photo is wearing an apron, with handsome features and a slender figure. The warm sunset is smudged in the corners of his eyes and brows, and the hot water is steaming. The whole picture has a kind of leisurely and warm beauty.

It is full of images of "home", which immediately hit the hearts of countless people.

They are either working alone in the big city, or being tortured by Party A's customers all day, and they are very tired at this time.The live broadcasts of the most popular singing and dancing games on the platform are fast-paced and noisy, but many people are unwilling to click in and watch them.

One hour after the live broadcast room opens, there will be a recommendation called "Latest Live".In this recommended position, the good ones can gain more than a hundred viewers, but Gu Yumian...a total of three thousand.

In addition, the gift of 'fireworks' from 'You Yunduo' attracted many people from all over the platform to draw a lottery. Thousands of people who came to the lottery draw were attracted by the content. Now, Gu Yu There are more than 8000 people in the Mian live broadcast room.

This data is still increasing.

【Mousse Matcha: Is this taking a bath 666】

[Rotating and jumping with eyes closed: My God, what kind of fairy anchor is this, I really want to be hugged and held high. 】

[Lu Lu can't: I really like the anchor, who doesn't talk much, doesn't always ask for gifts and attention, decompresses and relaxes. 】

[Meilin: I was waiting for the live broadcast at [-] o'clock, and wanted to pass the time by watching casually, but now I don't want to leave? ! 】

Gu Yumian was also surprised by the number of viewers at first, and thought there was a bug in the system, but he quickly calmed down.

He didn't deliberately change the rhythm because of the increase in popularity, but gave a brief introduction and continued to follow the plan.

"Let's bask in the sunset," Gu Yumian brought the little snow leopard to the living room, "the light at this time is very comfortable."

This is not the balcony outside, but the floor-to-ceiling windows of the living room.

The curtains were rolled up, there were a few soft cushions that Gu Yumian had set up by the floor-to-ceiling windows, and a pot of hot tea was warming on the stove.Gu Yumian laid a wool-like carpet on the floor, which was very comfortable to step on barefoot, and the air was filled with the light fragrance of jasmine tea.

The lights were not turned on, and the twilight covered the floor of the room. Outside the floor-to-ceiling windows, there were lights in the city lit up little by little.

Gu Yumian set a timer for tonight's ingredients, and it has already started to steam, and the smell of food is wafting.

"This is jasmine tea." Gu Yumian poured a cup for himself and Little Snow Leopard. He half-closed his eyes and sniffed the tea, and he was completely relaxed. "It smells good, Tuantuan, you try it?"

This tea was still a small bag that he found while cleaning. Gu Yumian was pleasantly surprised by the saying that the tea has not expired.He also liked to drink tea before, and thought that there was no more tea in the interstellar era.

This small bag of tea leaves allowed him to establish a subtle connection with the past.

Little Snow Leopard sat on the cushion, looking down at the little cup, as if examining what it was.A few seconds later, it stretched out its claws and picked the teacup.

Gu Yumian wanted to laugh a little, so he held the teacup in front of it and let the little guy smell it.

Little Snow Leopard's nose moved, and after a while, she narrowed her eyes and looked at Gu Yumian.

"Does it smell good?"

Gu Yumian picked up its small pad, pressed it against the edge of the teacup, warmed its paws, and let it lick again to taste the taste.

A large number of viewers just poured in. Many people didn't understand what this was broadcasting at first, and there were all kinds of barrage chats.

But gradually, tens of thousands of people quieted down, and Gu Yumian led them into his rhythm.

Such a comfortable atmosphere and environment, from cushions to steaming hot tea to the dim sunset, all flow into the body along with the temperature of the palm, relaxing all the cells that have been tired for a whole week.

In such an atmosphere, worries and troubles seem to be packed and thrown into the night, and there is no need to worry about anything, and there is no need to think about anything.

Maybe get a good night's sleep tonight.This idea came to many people's minds.

Barrage:

[Wasabi Potato Chips: Immortal anchor, this is the first time I have seen this form, I love it to death.But what is jasmine tea? 】

[Meow: Yes, yes, I really wanted to ask just now, what is jasmine tea? 】

[Su Yue: Am I ignorant? 】

[You Yunduo: I haven't heard of it, but it's delicious. It tastes very special. 】

Gu Yumian: "?"

Wait, he seems to have made a mistake.He thought that the presence of tea meant that there was a tea culture in this era, but it was just a misunderstanding?

"This is, uh, a drink from my hometown," Gu Yumian said vaguely, "Humans drink a lot. Uh, I'm here to comb the balls. It's time to eat later."

The 'combing' was an immediate interest, and the jasmine tea was soon forgotten.

Just now, although Gu Yumian was paying attention to his movements, it was a bath after all, and the little snow leopard's fur was still a bit messy after drying.Gu Yumian didn't dare to use a high-power hair dryer for fear of scaring it, so he only took a small hair dryer and dried the water.

Snow leopards used to be creatures that lived in the plateau and snow-capped mountains. They are very cold-resistant, which also means that their fur is long and thick.Many cats also have the same problem, which is very difficult and troublesome to comb.

Fortunately, Gu Yumian has experience.

"If there is a knot in the fur, it must be combed slowly from the inside out." The little snow leopard's fur is not knotted, but Gu Yumian still mentioned, "You can't comb it directly, or you may tear the fur off directly, which is very painful. Yes. I can’t comb it properly so I have to cut it off.”

He sat cross-legged on the cushion, letting the little snow leopard sit between his legs.

When Gu Yumian went shopping for daily necessities yesterday, she was surprised to find that although there were special combs for combing hair, those combs were all pointed and very dense.People often complain about the pain of combing, and a large part of it has to do with the comb.

He carefully selected a suitable wide-toothed wooden comb, and spent most of the night grinding every tine until it was smooth and blunt.

Gu Yumian's combing technique is very similar to massage. First, he gently combs his neck and throat, and spreads to his back, accompanied by a massage with the same rhythm and frequency.The blunt-tipped wooden comb is very comfortable to the touch and has a light woody fragrance.

Soon, Little Snow Leopard comfortably half-closed his eyes, lying in Gu Yumian's arms, drowsy.Its tail swept across Gu Yumian's ankles, and then circled, expressing its appreciation and intimacy to humans.

The old viewers who watched Gu Yumian's live broadcast were all enjoying it, but the group of new viewers who just came in not long ago were completely shocked!

【Mustard Flavored Potato Chips:! ! ! ! ! 】

[Bankrupt sister: Damn it! ! !Fuck, two words are not enough to describe my mood! ! ! ! 】

[Little Chinchilla: AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhScalp numb! ! ! 】

[A Teddy Chirp: I can say that I spent [-] star coins yesterday to go to a professional shop to comb my hair... I can't compare to the anchor at all!It hurt like hell!The shop owner also lied to me that grooming is so painful all over the world! 】

Many people found out that the anchor is a human being, but they watched it half-believingly, and they were completely convinced until this moment.

In the warm twilight, the fragrance of tea was rippling, the young man's fingers were clean and warm, and there was a very faint smell of sea salt and bamboo leaves on his body, making one want to rub against his palm.When the comb slowly passes through the hair on the body, it seems to have been washed by warm sea water over and over again. It will not be too abrupt, but it is very comfortable and very comfortable.

In fact, facing a strange animal, Gu Yumian did not dare to guarantee 100% that he could comb it well.

The matter of grooming actually depends on the mood of the owners. Some cats are very wary of strangers and cannot trust and relax. Even professional grooming will feel pain.

But in the interstellar era, the lack of various technologies is indeed a big problem, which can be seen from the sharp teeth of all combs.

On the screen, there was another wave of gift giving.

Several spectators made big moves, and two or three "fireworks" exploded at the same time, activating the lottery draw on the entire platform, and a large number of spectators poured in again.

When Gu Yumian was broadcasting, the number of viewers had risen to [-], and the number of his fans had broken through [-].

This is a very good result for a newcomer who has just broadcast live for two or three days, and this is something Gu Yumian never expected.

When the broadcast was down, many people advised him to take advantage of the high popularity and live broadcast for a while longer, why not make money if he has money?

But Gu Yumian still declined.

He has prepared so much content himself, and will not disrupt his pace due to high or low popularity.

Starting to raise children now, Gu Yumian has also developed a good routine, turning off the lights at 09:30 in the evening to go to bed.What he didn't know was that due to the spontaneous selling of Amway by the audience, his number of fans has been increasing, and he was soon on the 'newcomer list'.

On the rookie list are the top [-] rookies in Tucker Star, and these people are expected to compete for the only place reserved for Tucker Star in the "Newcomer Support Project".

Overnight, countless attentions were focused on this new human anchor.

The anchor cigarette is also one of them.

He is No.1 on the rookie list, and the seed player most likely to get a place in the project.Cigarette starts broadcasting on time at [-] o'clock every night. According to common sense, within half an hour of broadcasting, his audience will increase to more than [-], and there will be more on weekends.

But today was an exception, he was cut off.

He looked at the number that was far lower than expected, and finally heard the name 'Gu Yumian' from someone else.

Originally, the support quota had basically been settled, but Gu Yumian, a newcomer with great potential, instantly became a hot topic in the Tak Star live broadcast circle this weekend.

"It's just a human anchor." After the broadcast, Cigarette could no longer suppress his anger, "Could it be possible that you still want to support the quota? You think too much of yourself."

The next day, afternoon.

It was Saturday, and everyone had nothing to do after dinner, and they all spent time scrolling through Weibo on Xingwang.Suddenly, many people came across the entertainment blogger they followed and posted a long Weibo.

"@有云多V: This time I went to Tukexing and found an unexpected surprise. [Video] This fairy anchor is called Gu Yumian. As long as you watch his live broadcast, we are good friends!"

You Yunduo has been doing self-media for many years, focusing on exploring the food, drink and entertainment of various planets, making tutorials and strategies, etc.Because her evaluation is very pertinent, and she received very few soft and hard things, so over the years, she has accumulated a very considerable number of fans.

After she posted this Weibo, the response was very enthusiastic. Of course, the content was mixed.

[Wife, have you been hacked? ? 】

[Yunyun, tell me how much advertising fees you have charged, can we still afford you with so many fans? ? 】

[I'm not good at human physiology! 】

You Yunduo has hinted at his dislike of humans before.Therefore, when she posted this Weibo this time, many people felt that she either received advertising fees, or she was speaking ironically out of curiosity.

Out of years of prejudice against human beings, many people just gave a compliment as a courtesy.But some of them clicked on the video out of curiosity.

Holographic video, only excerpts of less than 2 minutes.

Twilight, softness, the beeping sound of warm water simmering on the stove, the smell of food rippling on the tip of the nose, and the indescribable touch brought by the wide-toothed wooden comb passing over the skin.

The video is too short, many people watched it the first time, and they were a little confused. After watching it the second time, they gradually felt a little bit, and the third time——

Totally over the top.

Because it involves human beings, although You Yunduo's microblog did not gain popularity in the first place, the video was spread widely, and it quietly spread from Weibo to Moments.

Just as that short video was quietly spreading among the circle of friends in Xiacheng District of the capital, an auction was going on in Shangcheng District.

The capital city of the empire is divided into upper, middle and lower districts. Among them, the lower district has the most people and the busiest, while the upper district gathers all the dignitaries of the capital star.The heart of the upper city is the Royal Palace.

Entering the upper city is a display of status, and many people will never get a glimpse of Kataba throughout their lives.

In the past month, due to His Majesty's tour, the atmosphere in the upper city has obviously relaxed a lot - this is natural, there is no need to carry your head up every day, the dignitaries have to straighten their backs, and dare to breathe, what? Auctions for stage performances have also been set up.

"The next auction item is a box of tea." The auctioneer held a small hammer, "The starting price is [-] star coins."

Fifty thousand star coins may be a year's living expenses for ordinary people, but it is not enough for this group of dignitaries.

Everyone has a little understanding of this 'tea' - it was just unearthed from the ancient earth last month, and it has been touted for a while because of the rich energy contained in it.If things like energy quanta can be ingested and absorbed, they can improve mental power.

The energy quantum contained in 'tea' is the highest known so far.When it was first unearthed, the small batch of tea left after being supplied to the royal family was sold at a sky-high price of tens of millions of stars in the upper city.

But soon this beautiful bubble was burst.Everyone found that tea contains many energy quanta, but it cannot be absorbed at all.

Scientists have tried various methods such as eating it directly, grinding it into medicine, etc., but in the end, the rich energy quantum is still lost at the moment of entrance.The sky-high price of tea has depreciated little by little, and even now that the auction starts at [-] star coins, not many people are willing to buy it.

"20." The chief financial officer held up his placard in a dispirited voice.

"50." Another simple and honest voice said.

The chief financial officer didn't expect someone to rob him, so after thinking about it, he continued, "60." For a pile of useless dry leaves, 60 is already a lot.

Unexpectedly, just as the auctioneer was about to strike the hammer, the voice that said 50 yuan sounded again: "1000 million yuan."

The whole place was silent.

Even when tea is most sought after, 1000 million is a high price.

Everyone couldn't help being speechless, they all wanted to see who this silly, sweet and rich second generation was, and then they saw——

A black and white, chubby creature.It is chubby, and its back looks very simple and honest. It looks like a bear, but it is much cuter than ordinary bears.

Seeing it is it, and everyone understands it.

Those who entered Shangcheng District more or less had some officials in their families.But their family is different. They are the only pandas left in the whole interstellar. They entered the upper city because of a lot of money.

They have been big stars for many generations, and have accumulated extremely strong financial resources. They once bought an entire newly developed planet in memory of their ancestors.

"Mr. Guo," the people around Panda couldn't help asking, "I've always been curious, why is your family so obsessed with tea? Hasn't the Academy of Sciences announced that the energy in tea can't be used by us?"

"Our ancestors like tea," said the panda named 'Mr. Guo', whose full name is 24 Guo, cheerfully. "My father said that all the tea that flows into the people must be captured."

For this reason, tens of millions of star coins are paid, and it is estimated that they are the only ones.

After the auction ended, 24 Pot left early, but the dignitaries behind him began to gossip.

"The Guo family is too rich!"

"What's this?" said the senior man. "They spent more money just for that 'ancestor'. I just can't figure it out. People have been dead for thousands of years."

"There are a lot of strange things in the Guo family." Another person echoed, "There are two points, haven't you heard of them?"

"Which two points?" Everyone was curious.

"First, the naming method is strange."

The names of the pandas in this family all end with "guo". It is said that the earliest generation is called Daguo, and the children of Daguo are called Erguo Sanguo, and then it has continued down.

"What about the other point?"

"another point--"

The man made a fool of himself on purpose before saying:

"It is said that the 'ancestor' of their family is a human being."