My metaphysics is popular all over the world

Chapter 2

Ran Zhuo ran back to the room to get a coat, and ran out in a hurry, only to realize that he didn't take the key when he reached the door, and just as he turned around, he heard a "click"!

"Ah! Hiss..."

The teammates looked back at him when they heard the words, and laughed loudly, "It's been a season of filming and training, how can you still kick the goal?"

"How do I know? It's really bad luck... It's all swollen!"

"The elevators are here, if you don't come here, let's go first!"

"Hey! Wait, wait..."

Ran Zhuo was in so much pain that tears came out, he hugged his toes and jumped a few times without paying attention, he limped after his teammates and entered the elevator.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered, the lights in the elevator dimmed, causing one of his teammates to yell, "Ah, it's haunted! Aww!"

The teammate next to him hit him on the head, "Don't yell! Isn't it bright again?"

The elevator light went dark for two seconds, and it quickly resumed normal operation, but the team members were still in shock and decided to go down the stairs.

Ran Zhuo's toe was injured, and now it was even more swollen. Every time he stepped down a step, he was in pain, and was ridiculed by his teammates, so angry that he wanted to hit someone.

Going down to the first floor, the posters of the winners in the hall have not been removed, full of memories, but when Ran Zhuo saw Cheng Hang's face above him, he remembered what he said before he left.

"Fuck, it's really evil..."

While he was muttering, a teammate suddenly pointed to his mobile phone and said, "Hey, have you checked Weibo? Cheng Hang is bubbling! Hasn't he been on Weibo for months?"

"What did you post? Let me see!"

The two heads huddled together, and when they saw the content on Weibo, they fell silent, with strange expressions on their faces.

"What did you write? He won't be looking for death again?" Ran Zhuo also leaned over to look, and was stunned for two seconds, with a strange expression on his face.

The other team members were all aroused by them, and they leaned over to take a look——

[Cheng Hang V: [-]% off for ghost hunting, fortune-telling, and feng shui reading, first come first served.Forward this post on Weibo and @一个朋友, draw a person to get a [-]% discount for fortune-telling. 】

Team members: "..."

When they discovered this Weibo, the black fans who always pay attention to Cheng Hang's movements, and the true love fans who are steadfastly waiting for him to post photos and lick the screen even though the sky is full of black materials, have already lined up neatly in the comments. Team: "??????"

Of course, the fighting power of the black fans should not be underestimated. After being confused for a while, they quickly realized: "I have been missing for a few months. I thought I finally dared to show up. I didn't expect it to be a hacking dog?"

"Being skinned and no filming, a large number of fans turned off fans and stepped on them, and now even Weibo has been stolen, I suddenly feel a little sympathetic to him, what should I do hhhh..."

"I sympathize with you ghost! You have done so many bad things, and you have no intention of repenting at all, and you are still promoting feudal superstition! Report it!"

Yan fans didn't care about this, and found that Cheng Hang didn't post a photo, and urged him to open up quickly.

"Hanghang, you haven't been open for a whole hundred days! Look at these fans who are waiting to be fed!"

"I thought Hang Hang finally opened for business, woo woo woo... My phone screen is all dusty, please give me a chance to clean it!"

"The hacking dog is fucked! If you have the ability, you can steal Hanghang's selfie! Ah!!"

"Yes! If you don't post it, we will report it!"

And Cheng Hang himself, whom they called affectionately, was standing at the crossroads.

He pinched his fingers and calculated, and the hexagram showed that the God of Wealth is in the south today. He raised his head to identify the direction, turned right, and walked along the road while looking down at Weibo. Seeing the reply below, he let out a "tsk".

After missing for several months and returning, it's okay for Heizi to report, and fans also join in the fun. The original owner is really aggrieved by being an idol.

——Of course this Weibo was posted by himself.

Cheng Hang was a fortune teller in his previous life, he didn't know anything about singing and dancing, and seeing that the original owner was so poor, it was unreliable to rely on his salary to save his life, so he decided to pick up his old job and go to fortune telling .

If it was Cheng Hang in his previous life, he really didn't want to deal with these people, fortune-telling was fortune-telling, and he kept asking for photos, so he thought he was on a blind date?

But the current situation is special, he thought for a while, opened the photo album of the original owner and started flipping through it.

However, as soon as it was opened, Cheng Hang glanced at it and then closed it. He couldn't help but close his eyes to calm himself down from the fright.

In fact, the original owner's facial features are very delicate, and his face shape is also perfect, otherwise he would not be able to attract so many fans, and his face alone would be able to occupy a debut position.But he just likes the awl face and big eyes. Although he still looks good after P, but it is too much, and there is always a kind of craftsmanship.

The ones that were sent out were okay, but they looked like plastic surgery faces. The ones in the photo album were even more extreme. They were simply ET imitations!

If you just look at the photos and compare the screenshots of the show, those marketing accounts really didn't blackmail him.

Cheng Hang really didn't have the courage to click on the photo album again, so he just raised his phone and took a random photo. Even the filters and beauty effects were useless, so he directly posted it.

The fans who were eager to report were immediately blown up.

"Damn it! Who is this prosperous beauty?! Is this our Hanghang?"

"Mom! Su Yan! What kind of look is this? Su Yan is even better than makeup! Mom, I am so popular!"

"Today's beauty crit x 1, ah, I'm dead! If Hang Hang wants me to transfer it, I will transfer it! I beg my seven aunts and eight aunts to go with my neighbors within a hundred miles!"

……

But no matter how good-looking it is, some people don't care about it. When those black fans saw that it was really him, their firepower doubled immediately——

"Is it really that little sissy? The idol route doesn't work, and you're starting to follow the magic stick route?"

"You still have to catch ghosts and tell fortunes. Do you want people to drink talisman water? This is to promote feudal superstition, do you know? The police can arrest you! A star actually engages in such a thing, I am really eye-opening!"

"He disappeared for the past few months, so he went to learn fortune-telling from a teacher, right? Hahahahahaha... Come on, it's rare that you can make me laugh, so I'll make you ashamed to the end. The avatar is me, you count me one? Nothing else, just count what happened.”

It was just an ordinary taunt, but Cheng Hang actually replied.

[Cheng Hang V: @时阴 Checkout first, then fortune-telling. 】

As soon as these words came out, both fans and blacks became excited.

Heizi taunted Cheng Hang for being so poor that he dared to earn such black-hearted money, while the fans hugged and groped Cheng Hang, saying that they should ignore those heizi, they are all poor ghosts, and they must not be able to pay the bills. If Cheng Hang has no money, fan crowdfunding can support him.

The two sides quarreled fiercely, but because of the Cheng Hang black material incident, they disappeared. They didn’t show up for more than three months, and not many people noticed what happened here for a while. Those people were arguing back and forth in the comment area, like elementary school students. Dry frame, no technical content.

But the words of the fans hit the fragile hearts of the group of fans on the opposite side, and soon someone contacted this guy named Shi An on the Internet, saying that the brothers had pooled up some money and were willing to lend it to him, just to let Cheng Hang Make a fool of yourself.

Shi An originally flinched a little, but when he heard this, he suddenly gained confidence, forwarded Weibo and asked Cheng Hang: "Okay, how much is it?"

Immediately, a group of sunspots cheered for him, and the momentum of the fans weakened, calling Cheng Hang not to be fooled by him, this guy must be a liar.

According to the rules of the fortune-telling industry, wealth cannot be disclosed. Cheng Hang did not directly post it on Weibo, but told Shi An the amount in a private chat.

But "Shi An" was waiting to slap him in the face, and asked the person who contacted him before to transfer the money, and when Cheng Hang received the money, he sent a screenshot: "Hehe, it costs [-] yuan! It's not easy to mess around? It's too ugly to catch a person desperately!"

The sunspots agreed one after another, but before they could ridicule more, Cheng Hang posted a new Weibo.

[Cheng Hang V: [Picture] Judging from the photo of your profile picture, your forehead is narrow and small, with miscellaneous hairs on the forehead, like a monogram eyebrow, and the shape of your nose is thin and thin, with a prominent nose bridge. It can be seen that you had bad luck in your early years, Unfair treatment leads to pessimistic and depressed personality, dark heart, unscrupulous behavior, and likes to make small moves behind the scenes. 】

Nowadays, many photos are affected by beautification, and the facial features are slightly shifted, but the forehead and eyebrows are rarely taken care of by beautification.As for the nose, after the beautification, he felt that the bridge of his nose was protruding, and it must have been worse than before.

Personally, I would be unhappy to be pointed out in person that I have a dark mind, but "Shi An" does have a lot of things hidden in his heart. Seeing this, he stumbled, and then became annoyed: "That's it? I think you read my Weibo , I think I'm stalking you, and I'm not happy to talk nonsense!"

Before he finished typing, Cheng Hang sent two more words in a row.

【Cheng Hang V: The bridge of the nose is sick. Your nose bridge is blue. You should have a disease recently. There are moles on your earlobes. It should be a heart or blood deficiency problem.In addition, your Yintang is narrow and your air capacity is small, so it is a heart problem. 】

[Cheng Hang V: In addition, your mountain roots are full of horizontal stripes, and you will have an accident at the age of 36 or 41. According to the information on your Weibo, you are 40 years old this year, and the 36-year-old has survived the disaster, and now you are sick again. It must be able to escape.Prepare well for the funeral, thank you for your patronage. 】

In the Cardiology Department of a certain hospital, a middle-aged bald man was sitting on a chair in the corridor playing with his mobile phone, with a very disdainful expression on his face, but when he saw the last two Weibo posts by Cheng Hang, he was stunned.

He did often feel chest tightness and shortness of breath recently. He came to the doctor today and said that it might be a problem with the heart or insufficient blood supply.Now the physical examination has just been done, and he hasn't asked the doctor yet, so he doesn't know which one it is.

How did Cheng Hang know these things?

The bald man's first reaction was that Cheng Hang sent someone to follow him, but he quickly denied this idea—he asked Cheng Hang to tell his fortune for himself, it was a whim, and he couldn't be sure that he would say that kind of thing. Mr. Hang can't predict the future?

But if this is not the case, does he really only have one year to live?

Just as he was thinking wildly, the nurse over there called his name, and the bald man immediately stood up as if grabbing a life-saving straw, with a cigarette butt in his hand burning his coat and ignoring it.

Walking into the office quickly, he asked eagerly, "Doctor! How is my condition? It shouldn't be a serious illness, right?"

However, the doctor's words made him feel cold: "What I will say next, please be mentally prepared..."

On Weibo, the sunspots are still mocking Cheng Hang: "You really learned a lot of culture, you are so euphemistic about cursing people to death, it's not because you have a small mind!"

"There are still so many people who like this kind of scum, the younger generation is really hopeless!"

"@时阴 Come out and refute him!"

However, no matter how they shouted, "Darkness of Time" seemed to be dumb, and did not respond at all.Fans took the opportunity to attack others: "I think I was hit, I don't know where to hide and cry!"

"Bah! You still bully us, Hang Hang, at such a young age, you deserve to die early!"

The fans on both sides tore up again, but neither "Shi An" nor Cheng Hang responded to them again.

Half an hour later, the missing "Time Darkness" reappeared and posted a Weibo.

The sunspots cheered up, thinking that the face-slapping material had come, and clicked in to see it, only to find that "Shi An" only sent a photo, which was the hospital's diagnosis sheet.

Cardiac malignancies.

It is said that the disease is usually detected late, and it is difficult to completely remove it, and the risk of recurrence is also high.

After reading the science popularization by netizens, everyone was dumbfounded. It took a long time before someone realized: "Is it fake...is it really so mysterious?"

If it weren't for "Shi An" who is quite famous among the black fans and often raises eyebrows under Cheng Hang's Weibo, they would all suspect that he is lying!

How could it be so accurate?

Many people were still in a daze, and those who reacted quickly rushed to Cheng Hang's Weibo to forward the lottery.

"Lie down and ask for a pump! Master Cheng, please help me!"

However, Cheng Hang didn't look at his phone after posting Weibo, and followed the direction shown by the hexagram, and finally stopped at the door of a huge square building.

The calculation results showed that in a quarter of an hour, his biggest God of Wealth would arrive here today.