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Chapter 14 Discount
Chapter 14
The staff of the clubhouse chased the pig-headed man and ran in: "Guest! You can't go in as a guest, you haven't paid yet!"
"..."
Before Cheng Hang could see who the guy who broke in was, when he passed by that strange man who could see hell, the man seemed to have been greatly stimulated, and suddenly shouted "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh". The face of the pig-headed man!
"what!"
The pig-headed man fell to the ground, covered his face and began to cry.
After crying like this, Cheng Hang instantly recognized his voice, "...sissy?"
The pig-headed man shouted angrily: "It's Liang Liangqiang! You're too deceitful! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
"..." It was really him.
Seeing the oily shine on his face and the familiar smell in the air, Cheng Hang instantly knew why he became like this, and raised his eyebrows.
The sissy was crying so hard.
He used to have a handsome appearance, and in normal times, he might have aroused the sympathy of the people around him, but now, his appearance is really unbearable to look at——
The whole face was red and swollen, not to mention greasy, and also densely covered with various dark red dots. When she cried like this, her eyes were irritated.
Seeing the ghost man was just startled at first, but when he looked at his face carefully, he didn't catch his breath, and passed out as soon as he rolled his eyes.
The staff rushed in and shouted: "Brother Cen! Brother Cen, wake up!"
Only then did Sissy notice that the person who beat her had passed out before she did, and she cried louder, "You...you people are too much!"
Cheng Hang: "..."
He didn't call it, so it has something to do with him?
The scene was very chaotic for a while, and when everyone calmed down and sat down to explain the cause and effect, it was already half an hour later.
Cheng Hang saw that he had gone down nearly half of the medicated oil, and the sissy was still asking him to pay for his mental damage with a pig's face, and he didn't know whether to be angry or laugh.
The formula of this medicated oil was passed down from ancient tombs. Since it can only be used to keep corpses fresh, and because of the high cost, no one has tried it. Cheng Hang is also the first time to do it.
It is unreliable for the living to use the things of the dead. In addition, the medicated oil is full of tonics, so it is normal for acne and allergies.What's more, Cheng Hang Tu only used more than half a can for his whole body, and Sissy Tu used so much for one face, who would be disfigured if he didn't?
To be honest, although it cost a lot of money, the medicated oil’s effect on keeping the living corpses fresh is not very obvious.
But it's impossible for people to spoil casually the chicken ribs worth a few million cans.
Cheng Hang pointed at his overturned medicated oil, a little funny: "You want to calculate compensation with me?"
The sissy stole other people's medicinal oil to reap the consequences, and she was quite confident in asking for compensation. She nodded, pointed to her face and said, "Look...look! How can I rely on my face for food in the future? I doubt it." You just teamed up with this masseur to cheat me, you are jealous that I rely on my face to make money, and I am better than you!"
"..."
The man next to him surnamed Cen woke up a long time ago, but maybe it was because of his psychological shadow too much. He kept looking away from the sissy at the beginning. To faint again.
The sissy suddenly felt that she had been greatly insulted, and said in grief and indignation: "I didn't look like this originally?!"
The sharp voice made the opponent tremble again.
Cheng Hang has seen many people who tell fortunes and catch ghosts. Although such shameless people are rare, they are not completely uncommon.
He has a lot of ways to deal with this kind of people.
The smile on Cheng Hang's face gradually faded, and he asked again: "Are you sure you want to calculate compensation with me?"
The sissy was about to nod, when she suddenly looked at Cheng Hang, there was no trace of anger or threat in her eyes, but somehow it made him feel chills behind him, as if if he nodded in agreement, he would regret the next thing.
He hesitated for a moment.
But he was so arrogant before, it's too late to change his attitude now, not to mention that after thinking about it, he doesn't think Cheng Hang has any ability to make him regret it.
The sissy rekindled her anger, raised her chin and responded, "So what?"
"Not much." Cheng Hang tapped the table with his fingertips, and said slowly: "I just want to discuss the amount of compensation with you... how about 200 million?"
The sissy was stunned for a moment, she didn't expect Cheng Hang to be so easy to talk, and there was so much money when he opened his mouth.
It's enough to pay him for two or three plays!
There is a clinic next door to MG, and the staff just called a doctor to see him. He said that his face was only temporarily red and swollen and had a rash, and it would be healed after a week of medicine, and it didn’t cost much at all.
He glanced at Cheng Hang suspiciously, not knowing what he meant, Cen Yuanjiu also looked over, and then he was taken aback, his eyes stopped on the air beside him.
The sissy hesitated for a while, but in the end the greed for money prevailed, and she snorted disdainfully, "Just want to expose the matter for 200 million? No way! At least... 500 million!"
Don't take advantage of the bastard, let alone look at Cheng Hang's appearance, 200 million is like sprinkles, he simply wants more!
Cheng Hang frowned, "Isn't that good? Will it be too expensive?"
His tone made the sissy feel that something was wrong, but she didn't know what was wrong. If she couldn't figure it out, she simply put it all behind her and said forcefully: "My face is up to me! I said 500 million, it's 500 million! You man Is there any more sincerity?"
Cheng Hang looked at him helplessly and sighed: "Okay then..."
Sissy was overjoyed, but at the same time felt that it was so easy for Cheng Hang to agree, and she knew she would ask for more.
Before he finished being happy, Cheng Hang reached out to him and said, "Bring it."
The sissy was baffled, "What are you taking?"
"Money." Cheng Hang took it for granted, "500 million, you just said it yourself. You don't want to renege on your debt, do you?"
"I reneged on the debt?" The sissy was dumbfounded, "You are the one who pays me, okay? Are you out of your mind?"
"Did I say that I will compensate you?" Cheng Hang turned to Cen Yuanjiu, "Did you hear me say that?"
Cen Yuanjiu fixed his eyes on his side and shook his head numbly.
The sissy finally understood, "Are you kidding me?"
"Why did you play tricks on you? I just said that it costs 200 million. It's your own regret that you insisted on mentioning 500 million...you can't afford it?"
"You made my face like this, and you want me to pay you?" The sissy was furious, and turned her gun on Cen Yuanjiu, who was helping her, "Boss Cen, as the boss of MG, you actually defend someone like him? Are you afraid to say If you go out, everyone thinks you're cheating money, so you won't come anymore?"
After failing to climb into the assistant director's bed, he went to a shareholder of his own company, which was threatening the cooperation order between his company and MG.
But Cen Yuanjiu's gaze stayed next to the sissy, his face was stiff, and he didn't say a word.
The sissy finally sensed something was wrong.
It seems that since just now, Cen Yuanjiu has been unusually quiet. He suddenly remembered a rumor in the circle that MG closed after five o'clock in the evening because the boss, Cen Yuanjiu, could see ghosts.
Reminiscing about Cheng Hang's microblog suddenly cheating on the corpse yesterday and telling people's fortunes, Sissy's heart skipped a beat.
Isn't that playing tricks?
Meeting Cen Yuanjiu's gaze, the sissy gave him a look: Is there something next to me?
Cen Yuanjiu nodded slowly.
"..."
Sissy suddenly felt chills on his neck, as if someone was blowing on him.
He turned his head suddenly, but he didn't see anything, but he could clearly feel that there was something standing beside him, and every breath seemed to be right next to his ear.
The sissy has been afraid of these invisible and intangible things since she was a child. At this time, her heart felt chills and she already had the intention of retreating.
But what Cheng Hang wanted was not 500 yuan, but 500 million!He has an [-]th line and can't make so much money in a year, so how could he give it to Cheng Hang?
After all, it is invisible. He closed his eyes, swallowed, and tried to bargain: "Five, 500 million is still a bit much... You have used half of this jar, so you can't pay it back that expensive..."
Cheng Hang spread his hands and said innocently: "I didn't say 500 million, you proposed it yourself. Shall I show you the receipt?"
The sissy wanted to say something, when someone touched his neck suddenly, and the cold and sticky touch made him tremble.
The sissy turned her face slowly and stiffly, and saw a pale face hanging beside him.
Sheng Fei smiled kindly at him: "I'm sorry, it's the first time I do this kind of thing, I'm a little unskilled. I'll do it again."
After speaking, it disappeared out of thin air, and not long after, a small ticket suddenly appeared in midair, and floated down in front of the sissy, and turned the direction thoughtfully so that he could check it.
"..."
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh there are ghosts!
Sissy was numb all over, her tongue was numb, she couldn't speak, her legs gave way and she sat on the ground.
Small tickets followed like a shadow.
The sissy hurriedly took a look, it was a small receipt from a Chinese medicine store, and there were too many figures in the total amount at the bottom, he was a little dazzled and couldn't see clearly.
Cheng Hang asked leisurely: "How about I give you a discount?"
At the same time, there was an invisible arm on Sissy's shoulders, wrapping around his neck from behind.
Discount?Legs discounted or head discounted?
The sissy was shocked all over, she came back to her senses in an instant, and hurriedly said: "No, no... no! What kind of discount?! I used your things, and I should have paid for it, 500 million! You won't lose a cent of!"
Cheng Hang looked innocent, and asked worriedly: "Will it be too embarrassing for you?"
"No! It's not difficult at all! I'll send you money now!"
The small ticket is still floating in front of you, the sissy is almost scared to pee now, how dare you bargain with Cheng Hang?He quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, asked Cheng Hang to enter the bank account number, and transferred the money.
Before pressing the OK button, he couldn't help hesitating for a moment. The small ticket in front of him suddenly lost its support and fell to the ground!
The sissy immediately ignored the pain, and nodded quickly.
Tens of seconds later, Cheng Hang's cell phone rang, and the money transfer had arrived.
Cheng Hang nodded in relief, "Thank you! You are such a good person!"
The sissy was about to vomit blood, but she could only smile awkwardly "hahaha", and asked cautiously, "Then I... shall I go back first?"
Cheng Hang picked up the medicated oil very hospitablely, "You take this back and use it?"
The sissy's face turned green, and she hurriedly said, "No, no, no...".
Cheng Hang still smiled, "Then don't talk about things here today, otherwise..."
As if responding to his words, the lights in the room flickered twice, and the sissy half of her body suddenly became cold, as if she had been immersed in ice water.
The sissy was almost frightened, she nodded frantically to express that she would keep it secret, and after getting Cheng Hang's approval, she ran away without looking back, with a flustered appearance, as if there was an evil spirit chasing after her.
Cen Yuanjiu also wanted to run, so he moved carefully to the door, and was about to grab the doorknob, when a cold hand was placed on his shoulder, and he was shocked.
Cheng Hang smiled, "Brother, don't be afraid. I see your bones are exquisite, and I want to talk to you about... business."
The staff of the clubhouse chased the pig-headed man and ran in: "Guest! You can't go in as a guest, you haven't paid yet!"
"..."
Before Cheng Hang could see who the guy who broke in was, when he passed by that strange man who could see hell, the man seemed to have been greatly stimulated, and suddenly shouted "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh". The face of the pig-headed man!
"what!"
The pig-headed man fell to the ground, covered his face and began to cry.
After crying like this, Cheng Hang instantly recognized his voice, "...sissy?"
The pig-headed man shouted angrily: "It's Liang Liangqiang! You're too deceitful! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
"..." It was really him.
Seeing the oily shine on his face and the familiar smell in the air, Cheng Hang instantly knew why he became like this, and raised his eyebrows.
The sissy was crying so hard.
He used to have a handsome appearance, and in normal times, he might have aroused the sympathy of the people around him, but now, his appearance is really unbearable to look at——
The whole face was red and swollen, not to mention greasy, and also densely covered with various dark red dots. When she cried like this, her eyes were irritated.
Seeing the ghost man was just startled at first, but when he looked at his face carefully, he didn't catch his breath, and passed out as soon as he rolled his eyes.
The staff rushed in and shouted: "Brother Cen! Brother Cen, wake up!"
Only then did Sissy notice that the person who beat her had passed out before she did, and she cried louder, "You...you people are too much!"
Cheng Hang: "..."
He didn't call it, so it has something to do with him?
The scene was very chaotic for a while, and when everyone calmed down and sat down to explain the cause and effect, it was already half an hour later.
Cheng Hang saw that he had gone down nearly half of the medicated oil, and the sissy was still asking him to pay for his mental damage with a pig's face, and he didn't know whether to be angry or laugh.
The formula of this medicated oil was passed down from ancient tombs. Since it can only be used to keep corpses fresh, and because of the high cost, no one has tried it. Cheng Hang is also the first time to do it.
It is unreliable for the living to use the things of the dead. In addition, the medicated oil is full of tonics, so it is normal for acne and allergies.What's more, Cheng Hang Tu only used more than half a can for his whole body, and Sissy Tu used so much for one face, who would be disfigured if he didn't?
To be honest, although it cost a lot of money, the medicated oil’s effect on keeping the living corpses fresh is not very obvious.
But it's impossible for people to spoil casually the chicken ribs worth a few million cans.
Cheng Hang pointed at his overturned medicated oil, a little funny: "You want to calculate compensation with me?"
The sissy stole other people's medicinal oil to reap the consequences, and she was quite confident in asking for compensation. She nodded, pointed to her face and said, "Look...look! How can I rely on my face for food in the future? I doubt it." You just teamed up with this masseur to cheat me, you are jealous that I rely on my face to make money, and I am better than you!"
"..."
The man next to him surnamed Cen woke up a long time ago, but maybe it was because of his psychological shadow too much. He kept looking away from the sissy at the beginning. To faint again.
The sissy suddenly felt that she had been greatly insulted, and said in grief and indignation: "I didn't look like this originally?!"
The sharp voice made the opponent tremble again.
Cheng Hang has seen many people who tell fortunes and catch ghosts. Although such shameless people are rare, they are not completely uncommon.
He has a lot of ways to deal with this kind of people.
The smile on Cheng Hang's face gradually faded, and he asked again: "Are you sure you want to calculate compensation with me?"
The sissy was about to nod, when she suddenly looked at Cheng Hang, there was no trace of anger or threat in her eyes, but somehow it made him feel chills behind him, as if if he nodded in agreement, he would regret the next thing.
He hesitated for a moment.
But he was so arrogant before, it's too late to change his attitude now, not to mention that after thinking about it, he doesn't think Cheng Hang has any ability to make him regret it.
The sissy rekindled her anger, raised her chin and responded, "So what?"
"Not much." Cheng Hang tapped the table with his fingertips, and said slowly: "I just want to discuss the amount of compensation with you... how about 200 million?"
The sissy was stunned for a moment, she didn't expect Cheng Hang to be so easy to talk, and there was so much money when he opened his mouth.
It's enough to pay him for two or three plays!
There is a clinic next door to MG, and the staff just called a doctor to see him. He said that his face was only temporarily red and swollen and had a rash, and it would be healed after a week of medicine, and it didn’t cost much at all.
He glanced at Cheng Hang suspiciously, not knowing what he meant, Cen Yuanjiu also looked over, and then he was taken aback, his eyes stopped on the air beside him.
The sissy hesitated for a while, but in the end the greed for money prevailed, and she snorted disdainfully, "Just want to expose the matter for 200 million? No way! At least... 500 million!"
Don't take advantage of the bastard, let alone look at Cheng Hang's appearance, 200 million is like sprinkles, he simply wants more!
Cheng Hang frowned, "Isn't that good? Will it be too expensive?"
His tone made the sissy feel that something was wrong, but she didn't know what was wrong. If she couldn't figure it out, she simply put it all behind her and said forcefully: "My face is up to me! I said 500 million, it's 500 million! You man Is there any more sincerity?"
Cheng Hang looked at him helplessly and sighed: "Okay then..."
Sissy was overjoyed, but at the same time felt that it was so easy for Cheng Hang to agree, and she knew she would ask for more.
Before he finished being happy, Cheng Hang reached out to him and said, "Bring it."
The sissy was baffled, "What are you taking?"
"Money." Cheng Hang took it for granted, "500 million, you just said it yourself. You don't want to renege on your debt, do you?"
"I reneged on the debt?" The sissy was dumbfounded, "You are the one who pays me, okay? Are you out of your mind?"
"Did I say that I will compensate you?" Cheng Hang turned to Cen Yuanjiu, "Did you hear me say that?"
Cen Yuanjiu fixed his eyes on his side and shook his head numbly.
The sissy finally understood, "Are you kidding me?"
"Why did you play tricks on you? I just said that it costs 200 million. It's your own regret that you insisted on mentioning 500 million...you can't afford it?"
"You made my face like this, and you want me to pay you?" The sissy was furious, and turned her gun on Cen Yuanjiu, who was helping her, "Boss Cen, as the boss of MG, you actually defend someone like him? Are you afraid to say If you go out, everyone thinks you're cheating money, so you won't come anymore?"
After failing to climb into the assistant director's bed, he went to a shareholder of his own company, which was threatening the cooperation order between his company and MG.
But Cen Yuanjiu's gaze stayed next to the sissy, his face was stiff, and he didn't say a word.
The sissy finally sensed something was wrong.
It seems that since just now, Cen Yuanjiu has been unusually quiet. He suddenly remembered a rumor in the circle that MG closed after five o'clock in the evening because the boss, Cen Yuanjiu, could see ghosts.
Reminiscing about Cheng Hang's microblog suddenly cheating on the corpse yesterday and telling people's fortunes, Sissy's heart skipped a beat.
Isn't that playing tricks?
Meeting Cen Yuanjiu's gaze, the sissy gave him a look: Is there something next to me?
Cen Yuanjiu nodded slowly.
"..."
Sissy suddenly felt chills on his neck, as if someone was blowing on him.
He turned his head suddenly, but he didn't see anything, but he could clearly feel that there was something standing beside him, and every breath seemed to be right next to his ear.
The sissy has been afraid of these invisible and intangible things since she was a child. At this time, her heart felt chills and she already had the intention of retreating.
But what Cheng Hang wanted was not 500 yuan, but 500 million!He has an [-]th line and can't make so much money in a year, so how could he give it to Cheng Hang?
After all, it is invisible. He closed his eyes, swallowed, and tried to bargain: "Five, 500 million is still a bit much... You have used half of this jar, so you can't pay it back that expensive..."
Cheng Hang spread his hands and said innocently: "I didn't say 500 million, you proposed it yourself. Shall I show you the receipt?"
The sissy wanted to say something, when someone touched his neck suddenly, and the cold and sticky touch made him tremble.
The sissy turned her face slowly and stiffly, and saw a pale face hanging beside him.
Sheng Fei smiled kindly at him: "I'm sorry, it's the first time I do this kind of thing, I'm a little unskilled. I'll do it again."
After speaking, it disappeared out of thin air, and not long after, a small ticket suddenly appeared in midair, and floated down in front of the sissy, and turned the direction thoughtfully so that he could check it.
"..."
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh there are ghosts!
Sissy was numb all over, her tongue was numb, she couldn't speak, her legs gave way and she sat on the ground.
Small tickets followed like a shadow.
The sissy hurriedly took a look, it was a small receipt from a Chinese medicine store, and there were too many figures in the total amount at the bottom, he was a little dazzled and couldn't see clearly.
Cheng Hang asked leisurely: "How about I give you a discount?"
At the same time, there was an invisible arm on Sissy's shoulders, wrapping around his neck from behind.
Discount?Legs discounted or head discounted?
The sissy was shocked all over, she came back to her senses in an instant, and hurriedly said: "No, no... no! What kind of discount?! I used your things, and I should have paid for it, 500 million! You won't lose a cent of!"
Cheng Hang looked innocent, and asked worriedly: "Will it be too embarrassing for you?"
"No! It's not difficult at all! I'll send you money now!"
The small ticket is still floating in front of you, the sissy is almost scared to pee now, how dare you bargain with Cheng Hang?He quickly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, asked Cheng Hang to enter the bank account number, and transferred the money.
Before pressing the OK button, he couldn't help hesitating for a moment. The small ticket in front of him suddenly lost its support and fell to the ground!
The sissy immediately ignored the pain, and nodded quickly.
Tens of seconds later, Cheng Hang's cell phone rang, and the money transfer had arrived.
Cheng Hang nodded in relief, "Thank you! You are such a good person!"
The sissy was about to vomit blood, but she could only smile awkwardly "hahaha", and asked cautiously, "Then I... shall I go back first?"
Cheng Hang picked up the medicated oil very hospitablely, "You take this back and use it?"
The sissy's face turned green, and she hurriedly said, "No, no, no...".
Cheng Hang still smiled, "Then don't talk about things here today, otherwise..."
As if responding to his words, the lights in the room flickered twice, and the sissy half of her body suddenly became cold, as if she had been immersed in ice water.
The sissy was almost frightened, she nodded frantically to express that she would keep it secret, and after getting Cheng Hang's approval, she ran away without looking back, with a flustered appearance, as if there was an evil spirit chasing after her.
Cen Yuanjiu also wanted to run, so he moved carefully to the door, and was about to grab the doorknob, when a cold hand was placed on his shoulder, and he was shocked.
Cheng Hang smiled, "Brother, don't be afraid. I see your bones are exquisite, and I want to talk to you about... business."
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