disfigured husband and wife

Ye Xian opened his eyes, and there was a bitter taste of medicine in his mouth. Now he looked at the dusty curtain above his head, and his mind was very confused.

He vaguely remembered that he was refining alchemy, but something went wrong with the spirit grass in the middle, and the pill furnace exploded, and in the end he lost consciousness directly in the heat wave of the explosion of the pill furnace.

But even if the pill furnace exploded, how could he appear in this ghostly place?

Suddenly, there was a sharp pain in Ye Xian's temple, and memories full of resentment suddenly drilled into his mind.

Ye Xian: ...

What the hell?

He took it away?

Coincidentally, the original owner has the same name as Ye Xian, but his experience is quite different from Ye Xian.

Ye Xian is the authentic second generation of immortals. His parents are both immortal emperors. He is an immortal king and a master of alchemy in the immortal world. He is simply the darling of heaven.

Although the original owner has a good foundation and a decent cultivation, he is only the son of a side concubine of two major local families.

Marriage with this kind of status is usually involuntary, and the original owner unfortunately got engaged to the man the elder sister liked.

As a result, the original owner was entrapped by the elder sister's plan, went hunting in the forest but failed, and was smashed into dantian by the palm of the monster, and ruined his appearance.

This is great, the fiancé immediately broke the engagement, and his elder sister took advantage of it.

Oh, by the way, the original owner will have an accident, mainly because the sachet given to him by the eldest sister contains medicine to drive monsters mad.

After the original owner was revealed by a maid, he immediately made a fuss at home.

How could anyone believe what a disfigured, useless person said?Everyone thought he was crazy, and his father was even more afraid that he would cause trouble, so he simply married him to a disabled and orphaned wood repairer in the town.

On the night of the wedding, the original owner committed suicide.

Ye Xian: ...

For a moment Ye Xian didn't know how to evaluate.

The original owner is miserable, but stupid is also really stupid, but that eldest sister is indeed too vicious.

However, the corner of his mouth twitched, Ye Xian sat up quickly - because he was hungry.

He doesn't want to be a fairy king who will starve to death as soon as he seizes the house!

However, when he walked out of the room, Ye Xian was silent.

The few houses here are broken, only the tiles and walls are left. The most important thing is that some of the roofs have holes that are visible to the naked eye-what will we do in winter?

For the first time, Ye Xian felt a chill in his heart.

Ye Xian walked all the way, feeling cold all the way, and finally found the kitchen, Ye Xian's heart was even more chilled.

The kitchen was fairly clean, but after Ye Xian searched for a long time, he couldn't even find a single grain of rice!

The stove was bare, without any oil or water from washing, Ye Xian wondered if that Xie Chen didn't start the fire at home...

Ye Xian jingled the bell and turned the kitchen upside down, but in the end he couldn't find anything to eat. There was no way, Ye Xian could only sit on the stove with a blank expression.

He would just want to ask the heavens——

Why the fuck? !

However, Tiandao would not give him the slightest response, so after scolding Tiandao for half a stick of incense, Ye Xian was still ready to turn over and jump off the stove helplessly.

But at this moment, Ye Xian's gaze moved, and he suddenly felt a faint cool air coming from the opposite door.

He froze for a moment, then raised his head quickly.

Then he saw a very handsome, but slightly gloomy young man's face.

·

Xie Chen didn't expect such a scene for him to meet Ye Xian again.

Ye Xian, who was wearing a veil, sat quietly on the stove, only revealing a pair of black and translucent smart black eyes, just staring at him blankly.

In fact, ignoring other things, Ye Xian's eyes are quite beautiful.

It's just that the current Ye Xian has messy hair and is sitting on the stove with his legs crossed. It looks...he really doesn't look like a virtuous husband and wife.

Xie Chen: ...

The two looked at each other, Ye Xian was shocked, and suddenly realized——ah!This is the disabled husband of the original owner!

As soon as Ye Xian's eyes moved, he hooked his lips and smiled at Xie Chen: "You're back, I—"

Ye Xianzheng wanted to say, I'm hungry, is there anything to eat?

Xie Chen narrowed his beautiful phoenix eyes slightly, and suddenly sneered, interrupting Ye Xian's remaining words.

Ye Xian:? ? ?

And then, Xie Chen looked at Ye Xian coldly and said: "I warn you, don't try to mess around. If you dare to seek death or run away again, be careful that I will break your leg."

Ye Xian: ...

Damn, what kind of middle school dialogue is this?The little kid here is too cruel, what the hell is breaking his leg when he speaks or shuts his mouth?

However, Ye Xian blinked, and realized one more thing—it turned out that Xie Chen found out that the original owner wanted to die. No wonder his mouth smelled like medicine when he woke up. The feeling is that Xie Chen rescued him?

Thinking of this, Ye Xian rolled his eyes, knowing that his force value is now zero, and he must not be able to beat Xie Chen, so he quickly showed a big smile and said weakly: "So you saved me, thank you very much!"

Xie Chen: ...

"Aren't you trying to commit suicide?" Xie Chen said coldly.

Ye Xian turned over from the stove with a grunt, and smiled flatteringly: "How can I? Look at me, do you look like someone who wants to die?"

Xie Chen looked at Ye Xian's flattering appearance, his eyelids twitched, doubts flashed in his eyes, and he frowned again: "Then what were you doing just now?"

A moment of silence.

In the end, Ye Xian rubbed his belly and smiled shyly at Xie Chen: "Um... is there anything to eat? I'm so hungry."

Xie Chen: ……………………

Boom!The kitchen door trembled violently, and it slammed shut in front of Ye Xian.

"no!"

Ye Xian touched the messy chicken coop now, and muttered: "If you don't have it, you don't have it, why are you so fierce, no wonder you couldn't get a wife before."

Xie Chen outside the house: ...

·

Half an hour later, Ye Xian looked curiously at Xie Chen, whose face was as black as the bottom of a pot, sitting opposite him while picking up the clear soup noodles in the bowl.

Xie Chen is actually pretty good-looking.

Ye Xian thought silently in his heart.

It's just too fierce.

Xie Chen couldn't stand being watched by Ye Xian, took a breath, and said coldly: "Don't watch."

Ye Xian let out an "oh", quickly lowered his head, and quickly patted his face.

After meeting for a while, Ye Xian rolled his eyes and felt that if he wanted to survive in this ghost place, he might have to rely on Xie Chen, so he thought about it for a while, and then seriously explained: "Actually, I really did it last night. It’s not that you want to seek short-sightedness, it’s just that you want to practice on a sudden whim, but in the end... it seems... that you’ve lost your temper?”

The corner of Xie Chen's mouth twitched slightly, although he didn't quite believe Ye Xian's words, but he just said coldly: "Eat your noodles."

Ye Xian let out an "oh" and shut up.

After eating a bowl, Ye Xian rubbed his stomach again, smiled flatteringly, and pointed at Xie Chen the empty bowl in his hand: "Is there any more?"

Xie Chen: "..."

Looking at Xie Chen's expression, Ye Xian realized something, and could only reluctantly put down the bowl and said, "Okay then, I won't eat."

Xie Chen didn't look at Ye Xian again, wiped the table indifferently, and left with the bowl Ye Xian had finished eating.

Seeing this, Ye Xian blinked, and suddenly smiled——Xie Chen, this kid, is really honest, he even has to wash the dishes for him, but he still pretends to be so fierce, who is he showing it to? ?

Only this time, Ye Xian finally noticed that Xie Chen was walking with a limp when he left.

Seeing this, Ye Xian couldn't help but secretly sighed: Forget it, Xie Chen is actually quite miserable, so he won't care about the kid anymore.

·

Walking out of the kitchen, Ye Xian was looking for something else to eat, when he suddenly saw Xie Chen sitting by the patio, roasting two rabbit legs with a small stove, those rabbit legs would be sizzling when Xie Chen roasted them , It smells delicious.

Ye Xian was really hungry, smelling the aroma of rabbit meat, he stopped in his steps, and soon, he couldn't help but rubbed over.

However, before Ye Xian could reach Xie Chen's side, Xie Chen, who had his back turned to him, said coldly: "Go back to the house, it's not for you."

Ye Xian: ...

Rolling his eyes, Ye Xian still walked over with a smile, walked up to Xie Chen and squatted down, pointed at the rabbit leg and said: "This rabbit leg is so roasted that it gets old easily, and you seasoned it too early."

Xie Chen sneered, and mocked: "So Master Ye still has research on roasted rabbit legs?"

Ye Xian pretended not to hear Xie Chen's sarcasm, so he slapped his chest and said: "Of course, I think back then when I was in Xian... Ye's family, my barbecue skills were outstanding!"

Ye Xian's words are not false, he is a well-deserved second generation of immortals in the immortal world, he is really good at eating, drinking and having fun, not to mention his cooking skills.

When Xie Chen heard Ye Xian's words, his eyes moved, and suddenly he let go, raised his eyebrows and said, "Okay, you do what you want."

Ye Xian was overjoyed, and hurried to go up and turn the grill.

And at this moment, a cool voice sounded behind him.

"If it burns, I'll break your leg."

Ye Xian's heart suddenly turned cold, and then he laughed and said: "This joke is not funny at all."

Xie Chen sneered inexplicably.

Ye Xian suddenly felt a little hairy all over his body, and then he turned the grill tremblingly while scolding Xie Chen in his heart—the dead child now doesn't learn well!They are all so violent!Enough is enough!

However, Ye Xian's craftsmanship is really good. Although the seasoning here is extremely scarce, he masters the heat of the barbecue perfectly. The roasted rabbit legs are charred on the outside and tender on the inside, golden and beautiful.

After roasting, Ye Xian took a deep breath at the golden-yellow rabbit leg, and said with a flash of light: "It smells so good—ah!"

Before the word "ah" was finished, the rabbit leg in Ye Xian's hand was snatched by Xie Chen.

Ye Xian raised his head abruptly, showing some protesting eyes.

Xie Chen shook the rabbit leg in his hand at Ye Xian, and said lightly: "I said, it's not for you."

Ye Xian said angrily: "You are too stingy!"

Xie Chen took a bite of the rabbit's leg, and there was a slight strangeness in his eyes, but soon, he glanced at Ye Xian coldly and said, "Say it again?"

Ye Xian: ...

Forget it, he can't use his cultivation now, a hero doesn't suffer from immediate losses, so he endured it!

Just like that, Xie Chen leisurely ate one rabbit leg in front of Ye Xian, and he wrapped the other carefully with lotus leaves.

Ye Xian was absent-mindedly grabbing the stones on the ground to play with. He didn't want to look at Xie Chen again, but he was thinking in his heart that after Xie Chen finished eating, he would go around and see if he could find the leftover rabbit that Xie Chen hid. Meat, he is still hungry——!

Xie Chen looked at Ye Xian who was playing with stones, and suddenly said, "Since you know how to barbecue, you should also be able to cook?"

Ye Xian froze for a moment, and immediately became vigilant, and then he said decisively: "No!"

Xie Chen had already figured out Ye Xian's cunning thoughts, and now he smiled coldly, and said: "Starting tomorrow, you come to cook, and you can't miss three meals a day. I don't support useless people."

Ye Xian:! ! !

"I protest!" Ye Xian said loudly.

"Protest is ineffective."

Ye Xian sat down on the ground and rolled his eyes: "Then I'll go on a hunger strike!"

Xie Chen's eyes flickered, looking at the rascal Ye Xian, he suddenly raised his hand and threw the lotus leaf bag containing rabbit meat towards Ye Xian.

Ye Xian turned over and caught the lotus leaf bag.

After receiving...

"Aren't you going on a hunger strike?"

Ye Xian: "Hey hey..."

Xie Chen looked at him with a half-smile.

After a while, Ye Xian lowered his head dejectedly, sighed, and said, "Okay, I'll cook as I cook. But I want to be full."

Xie Chen said lightly: "Whatever you want, the ingredients are all in the cellar."

Ye Xian glanced at Xie Chen, wanting to see Xie Chen's expression, but Xie Chen had already turned and left.

Seeing the back of Xie Chen limping away, Ye Xian hastily opened the lotus leaf bag and began to gnaw on the rabbit's leg.

While gnawing on Ye Xian, he burst into tears and sighed: God, this rabbit meat is too delicious!