[DotA2] Holy Sword

No.70 World War II Tough Ball

"Damn it, look at this handsome guy, he has a tall and straight nose, and his ass is still upturned. I'm afraid he can't work hard on the bed!" Ma Gen, a member of the art department, called himself Martin's daily colored contact lenses in the company. Brother said excitedly while grabbing the hands of others, "It's my ideal type!"

"Oh bitch, how long has it been since you had sex? Are you so horny?" The white man with pink foundation, whose expression was distorted by Ma Gen's hand, teased, "Last time you said that a ponytail is your ideal type, and you changed your taste again. gone?"

"You little bitch still talking about me? Didn't you also break up for a month?" Ma Gen rolled his gorgeous eyes and asked.

"I had an appointment last night, and it looked normal. Ouch, I couldn't even hold on for 10 minutes! If it wasn't for my idiot ex who wanted to have a threesome..." The man whose neck and face were clearly yellow and white was hesitant to speak, and saw An Rong and He Yan Che clasped their fingers together, and they became dumb.

In just one week, Yan Che didn't even recognize everyone in the big data team, but his sexual orientation and the appearance of his little boyfriend spread throughout the company. As a result, a group of single men and women, mainly from the art department and supplemented by other female employees, continued to spread. He cast a complex look of love and hate at him.

Although there are many bachelors in the technical department, no one has ever thought of finding a partner in the company. The male and female employees dislike each other-male programmers think that their salary is higher than that of their peers, and the average girlfriend is Yui Aragaki. How can a female programmer who can be a man's servant be worthy of a noble diamond king?As for the front desk girl, personnel, and finance, I feel that it would be embarrassing to take them out.

The female programmers feel that this group of unkempt mothers and fetuses are single and earn no more than their mothers. They wear either black, white and gray or polo shirts. They think they can find a wife like Yui Aragaki. At the mobile phone conference, I still want someone to serve you tea and water in a gentle and virtuous way, just to make you dream!You deserve it too?

At first, the HR department wanted to organize fellowships to bring the colleagues closer together, but a few times, after everyone got drunk, they quarreled in the hotel because of the algorithm design and programming language, and almost smashed the hotel.After that, the social activities were put on hold indefinitely, and only the annual meeting was kept. When it came time to pay, everyone tacitly made peace with Meimei, for fear that poor performance at a critical moment would lead to deductions.

Although Yan Che behaved very low-key, but inexplicably stole the limelight during the first few days after joining the company.First, he was personally interviewed by the boss, then he had a close relationship with the company's new investor, and then he was met by his colleagues several times in a luxury car with a driver, and there was also a good-looking, trendy, devoted, gentle and considerate boyfriend, If he hadn't been wearing Uniqlo's flagship T-shirt at the door every day, his colleagues might have thought that he was an aristocrat who came out to sympathize with the people.However, after several confirmations by the sharp-eyed Yaoyao Ling, the spies in the tea room finally came to a conclusion: the new employee is a poor boy, who somehow got close to the rich second generation, and let three men compete for him. Do not judge by appearance.

Fortunately, people in the art department didn't go to work on Saturdays, so Yan Che could catch his breath and continue to read papers and project research reports.

There were a lot fewer people going to work on Saturday morning. An Ronghe took the subway to the airport, but halfway he couldn't help but grab the air beside him with his hands. When he found out that Yan Che was not there, he felt empty and tormented. .

After waiting at the airport for a long time, after picking up his parents, he naturally became a coolie, dragging two heavy suitcases to call a car.Talking about the next plan on the road: "Before the start of the youth training camp, the live broadcast will continue as usual. If you participate in online activities in August, you should still stay at home. If you enter the offline training camp in September, you will have to move to the base."

The second elder understood half of what he heard, but after knowing that he wasn't going to do something bad, he didn't say any more.Father An said a few more words: "Since you have chosen this path, you should work hard. I heard that this line of work is for young people. Don't focus on dating. Men have to work hard for their careers and families. You also have to work hard." You don't want Xiao Che to suffer with you, do you?"

An's mother was swiping the video software and was responding to fans' comments when she suddenly raised her phone and said, "Why didn't Xiao Che come? Are you going to work today?"

An Rongyu nodded, shaking out the clever plan he had thought of at night: "I want to deliver meals to my brother every night, he works too hard."

Father An smiled gratifiedly, and said, "Yo, does your son know how to love others?"

An Rongyu said with a smile: "Of course the daughter-in-law is for pain."

Mother An raised her eyebrows and said, "You have learned all your father's nasty words."

After swiping her phone for a while, Mother An discovered a strange phenomenon. Although the voice of her son was very popular when she posted videos of her son in the past, since he came out of the closet, his popularity has become even higher. Every time, many little girls shouted in the comments. Calling: I believe in love again!It's really puzzling.

After arriving home, An Rongyu helped to pack the suitcase, and it turned out to be a mess of bottles and cans, but this time his mother finally brought him a present that he wanted - the same series as Yan Che's. The color of the watch is slightly different from the dial, it looks like a couple's watch when worn, and he can't stop smiling from ear to ear.

At noon, Yan Che called him and said that he would get off work early.Just after four o'clock, the doorbell rang, and Yan Che came in carrying a few bags of fruit. The two elders were so happy, they pulled him to sit down and chat, and sent An Rongyu to bring tea and water.After dinner, Yan Che was stayed by An's mother again, planning to take him to buy some clothes the next day, thus he became the most favored person in An's family.

In the evening, An Ronghe sneaked into the guest room after the elders went to sleep as usual, got into the bed domineeringly, hugged Yan Che and kissed him for a while before obediently closing his eyes.I didn't think it before, but since the first kiss, An Rongyu suddenly discovered that the blending of lips and teeth is so wonderful.Yan Che's lips were M-shaped, the lower lip was slightly raised, and a line was squeezed out in the middle, which looked very chubby and delicious.Every time they kiss, An Rongyu can't wait to suck these two seductive lips into his mouth, he can't get enough of them.

The next day, An's mother took the three men in her family to go shopping and enjoyed the treatment of a princess. An's father and Yan Che greeted her along the way, helping her carry her bag, open an umbrella and open a drink. Under the fake nun's selling talisman attack.

At that time, An's mother was walking forward like a little girl, a little distance away from the three big men, one of the fake nuns standing on the side of the road rushed up and was about to grab An's flowing sun protection clothing, He also held a stamped paper talisman in his hand.Yan Che was chatting with An Ronghe, when he caught a glimpse of the menacing fake nun from the corner of his eye, he frowned and rushed over, stopping the fake nun's hand.

"Oh, young man, this is the golden talisman that has been consecrated by Lingyin Temple. I wish you to be promoted and rich to marry a beautiful wife!" The experience of climbing and rolling allowed her to quickly adjust to the nonsense state, "We are here to cultivate fate, and we wouldn't sell such good things to ordinary people..."

There are also a few fake nuns who are swindling. They are all looking for young girls or innocent-looking young couples.

"Sorry, I'm a pig butcher," Yan Che replied solemnly, "I kill fifty pigs every day, and eighty a day during Chinese New Year. If you want to be promoted, you have to kill cows, but I don't want to kill pigs." I like to butcher cattle, and I like to butcher pigs."

"Eh..." The smile on the fake nun's face gradually disappeared, and she couldn't think of any words to connect with her for a while, so she could only let Yan Che isolate her from An's mother, so that she could not respond to the "looking more deceitful" An's mother attacked, so she walked quickly to the other side, following An's mother's walking speed, "Sister, what about you? I think you are very close to each other! This golden talisman can also bless you to marry a good husband and give birth to a good husband." Fat boy!"

An Ronghe chased after them, and the two tall and handsome boys stood together in a very intimidating manner, one on the left and the other on the right to protect An's mother, completely isolating the contact of the fake nun.

"Here, my two big fat boys are here, one is a pig butcher and the other is a cow butcher," Mother An clasped one arm in each hand, "My husband is the owner of the slaughterhouse."

The fake nun's face was stiff and disheveled in the wind, and before she had time to react, she watched An's mother pull people into the crowd.

An Rongyu: "???" Why did he suddenly become a butcher?

Afterwards, under the leadership of An's mother, I bought a few big bags of summer and autumn clothes. I bought clothes of the same series and different colors for the two boys. I also recorded several short videos when they tried clothes together. .

On the way to the restaurant, An's mother saw a newly opened Korean Wuyun ice cream, and the girl's heart was blown. With a hint in her eyes, An's father understood and ran to line up.After a while, An's mother and Yan Che each had a large bowl of soft and fluffy ice cream in their hands.

As a fashionista, An's mother took out her mobile phone to record again, and took a 360-degree close-up of this peculiar ice cream with no dead ends. When she was about to pinch it off, she found that Yan Che was feeding An Rongyu.

With a few bags of clothes hooked on his left elbow, Yan Che scooped up a piece of ice cream with his right hand and sent it to An Ronghe, whose hands were full of bags, and let him have a taste before adding another bite to himself.

"Is it delicious?" Yan Che asked.

An Rongyu raised his hand to signal Yan Che to come closer, and after he was fooled, he quickly kissed him on the cheek, and then replied: "Delicious."

Yan Che's face flushed suddenly, he bit his lip, and whispered, "Uncles and aunts are watching..."

An Rongyu raised his eyebrows and said: "Just look at it, brother, if you get closer, I will kiss you."

An's mother finished the recording, sat down in the restaurant to order food, and then began to edit the video just shot.After tossing until the food was served, I finally cut the couple's costume test and the video of showing affection on the street together, and successfully posted it on the APP.

"Ding——" An Ronghe's phone's notification bell rang, and when he picked it up, the notification bar showed: Your special attention @花语者 released a new video, quickly open the app to watch —>

"Mom, what are you posting again?" An Rongyu casually picked up a sliced ​​shrimp, and opened the screen with the other hand.

"Don't you know after reading it? I will ask." Mother An rolled her eyes and continued to eat.

After clicking on the video, Yan Che silently went over to watch. When he saw himself on camera, his face was as red as in the video.

"Mom, you secretly filmed me again!" An Rongyu struggled needlessly while flipping through the comments.

【Ah ah ah ah ah ah I'm dead】

【This bowl of dog food... is a bit greasy】

[Another day of believing in love! 】

【That red and blue couple outfit is so pretty!Tell me aloud what has come out of red and blue since ancient times? 】

Not long after, video screenshots and links also appeared in the fan group. The female fans, as if it was Chinese New Year, followed the lofty principle of "If you can't be with me, it's better to be with a man". dog food.

【Ahhhhhhh my god!Rong'er is too spoiled! ! ! 】

【ballball, don't lead me around anymore! 】

【I...I also want a boyfriend like Rong'er】

[Sister-in-law, can I touch you? 】

In the end, the sister-in-law won An Rongyu's heart, and he replied with a smirk: You can eat the dumplings, but the sister-in-law won't touch them.

After Yan Che saw it, on the surface he didn't want to get angry, so he had to secretly pinch his itchy flesh.

After the meal, Father An sent Yan Che back to the apartment, and left a few clothes to keep at home in case Yan Che came to stay overnight.As soon as the sky darkens and dawns, a new life is about to begin.

On Monday morning, An Rongyu officially entered the preparation period for the training camp. According to the biological clock he has long been used to, he got up at [-]:[-] in the morning, went out to play basketball or run, and broadcast live after breakfast until dinner time.After the dinner was ready, he took the car for the two of them to pick up Yan Che from get off work, spent the night in the apartment, and returned home with a lunch box to continue working the next morning.

When he told his parents about this plan, Mother An heheed a few words, raised her eyebrows and said, "Don't think I don't know the little things in your heart. If it wasn't for your dad's dinner, I think you would have to stick to it." He can't get off his body anymore! It's a good thing that Xiao Che is a boy... Hmph, you can be more honest and don't cause trouble for him, do you hear me?"

An Rongyu shed a drop of cold sweat, thinking in his mind whether his mother's "causing trouble" was the same as what he thought - the kind of trouble that Yan Che couldn't get out of bed to delay work, and nodded in agreement dizzily.

Live broadcast during the day also has an advantage, it happens to be staggered with a group of popular anchors who only start broadcasting at night, taking care of part of the audience who have nothing to do during their daily working hours.An Rongyu's fan structure is relatively stable, male and female fans are divided in half, [-]% of them are college students, and the remaining [-]% are middle school students and people who have already worked.Right now is the time for summer vacation, so during the live broadcast during the day, the popularity can basically remain in the top three in the division, which can be said to be a small celebrity.

Not long after the live broadcast started that day, Mother An pushed open the door and asked, "It seems that the results of the college entrance examination have been released?"

An Rongyu was taken aback, and replied: "Is that so?" Then he became nervous and pressed the button to stop looking for matches with trembling hands.

An's mother glanced at the phone, and said firmly: "It's out, the news is all over. You, you, you should check it out quickly! Although you are going to play some game profession, let Xiao Che take a look at him in the past few years anyway. It's not worth the blood."

An Rongyu nodded blankly, forgetting that she was on the live broadcast, and just checked the results of the college entrance examination in front of tens of thousands of people.He originally wanted to call Yan Che first and check while talking to Yan Che, but Yan Che said that the first meeting of the new project would be held today, so he could only endure it.

Entering the query website and entering the account password recorded in the memo, An Ronghe heaved a sigh of relief, and rows of words of encouragement were brushed up on the bullet screen, but his mind was blank now, biting his lips nervously, only feeling The heart is about to jump out.The second he clicked "Confirm", he closed his eyes abruptly. A few seconds later, he slowly narrowed his left eye, looking at the white background of the browser, and then opened his right eye, his heart was beating like it was going to explode. open.After the eyes are focused, a simple form comes into view.

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It's midterm exam!Test OS feeling will die!Exhausted!Still have to smile and code!

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