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Chapter 36

"Young hero, fortune-telling?"

The fortune-teller's face was so ordinary that he might not be able to recognize it even if he was thrown in the street, but the pair of cut-off pupils reflected on his plain face seemed a little out of character—the eyes seemed too good-looking.He wore a hat that was washed white on his head, and his light yellow clothes were stained with dust, just like a scholar from a poor family.At this time, he was eagerly pulling the corner of Xie Yan's clothes, and his tone was full of complacency: "Ladies and gentlemen with a few miles around, they like to find poor people to find marriages - the hexagrams in the divination are secrets, and they can't be accurate. , never made a mistake! How about you, young man, try it?"

Xie Yan glanced at him sideways, and glanced at an old flag next to his booth, on which were written three big characters "Three Counts", and there were three rows of small characters below: Not counting dead, not counting oneself, not counting colleagues. "You don't count yourself?"

"You don't count people, don't count yourself. There is no doubt that you are dead. Young man, have you ever seen a fortune teller who did it for you?"

It sounds like that, but if it is so accurate, will it still be like this?

When he looked at it, he felt that the scholar in front of him couldn't help but pull his palm vigorously, carefully observing the zigzag and changeable palm lines.

Just when Xie Yan was amazed that such a weak scholar had such great hand strength, he heard him lower his tone very seriously: "Look at this line, it's twists and turns—life is short and bumpy—it's strange, you Things are blank after time..."

What is it? !Where did the charlatan come from? "What nonsense are you talking about?" Xie Yan withdrew his hand, shook it a few times in disgust, and gave the scholar an angry look.He formed the alchemy early, not to mention that he can live as long as the sky, but at least it is not difficult to live for hundreds of years.

Suddenly, he noticed that the scholar in front of him was looking over his shoulder, looking straight behind Xie Yan, and murmured: "The person closest to me... tsk... pitiful..."

Seeing the bewildered face of the person in front of him, Xie Yan was enlightened, and as soon as he turned around, he saw his family's outstanding senior brother: "Senior brother?"

"Come, come, brother, turn around and let him have a look!" Xie Yanfu moved to his heart, beckoned, and turned Jian Suyu around skillfully.

I saw this pair of couplets pasted on the back of his moon-white robe. The first couplet reads "If you don't borrow money or ask for alms, you don't count as fate", the second couplet reads "Don't talk about love, don't talk about love and don't get married", and horizontally criticizes "Don't mess with me".

It was Liu Gudeng who came up with this ghost idea.Because the group of people was too high-profile on the way here, especially Jian Suyu's face.Residents near the sea of ​​clouds in Tiandu are bold and unrestrained, and they always stare at them undisguisedly, and some even dare to come up to ask Jian Suyu where her family is and how old she is, and they are very annoying along the way.So Liu Gudeng wrote these notes and pasted them behind Jian Suyu, and he said with an innocent face: "I am thinking of the people nearby. If I accidentally offend your family, the blood will be splashed on the spot." Oh no."

"See." Xie Yan suppressed a smile and raised his eyebrows triumphantly.

The scholar also came back to his senses after a while, stroked his crooked hat, looked at Xie Yan's face with a smiling face, and continued to talk endlessly: "Young man, I see that you have a pair of peach blossoms on the top. His eyes are full of spirit, one look shows that romantic and affectionate kind, with peach blossoms blooming everywhere—"

"Merry and passionate?" Jian Suyu tilted her head and muttered, chewing the word carefully.

If Bai Hong was in his hand at this moment, Xie Yan really wanted to rush up and die with this scholar.How is this fortune telling?It is clearly killing people!

"Do you know how to tell fortunes? Come on, come on, I'll give you a fortune-telling—" Without waiting for anyone to refuse, Xie Yan grabbed the fortune-teller's thin shoulders, pressed them on the stool, and touched the scholar again. He randomly picked one of the chips in his hand, and then he carefully studied the words on the sign, and then compared it with the divination books on the stall, and started to study it.

Sword Immortal Hao Miao is a sword idiot, and has never been very interested in these mysterious numerology. Looking at the entire Xuanyin Sect, it seems that he has never heard of any elder or disciple who has attainments in it.Therefore, Xie Yan was only surprised when he saw the obscure formation and signature notes.

"Hey, let go, you man! Don't touch me—don't touch my stuff either! My calculations won't work if someone else touches them!" His face became more angry.

Xie Yan squinted his eyes and tried hard to understand the obscure explanation in the book: "Children's heart—heaven—heaven and earth live together—" Then he rounded his eyes, and suddenly laughed out loud, saying, " I didn't see it, your marriage is actually a man who has lived for tens of thousands of years hahahahahahahaha..."

The scholar was angry and anxious when he heard the words, his face turned from red to green, and then from green to black. It was wonderful, and he moved stiffly to grab his fortune-telling guy, and he still couldn't forget to stare at the man in front of him who couldn't straighten his waist with laughter. , scolded: "You are the one who broke your sleeve!"

"It's pretty cute for you to stare at me like this. Yes, I have broken sleeves. Do you want my sleeves?" I just felt that the scholar's stare was a bit of a daughter's reproach. It was quite charming. Xie Yan hooked Jane Suyu's shoulder, couldn't help but tease, "Brother, you see this scholar can't stand being teased..."

The scholar just wanted to yell, but felt a cold light falling on his face, and couldn't help but keep silent.

"Peach blossoms everywhere?" Jian Suyu asked calmly after scanning the two people in front of her with her calm eyes.As soon as he brushed Xie Yan's hand away, he turned his head and walked away.

Seeing that the murderous aura lingering around him finally dissipated, the fortune-teller curled his lips in disdain: "I'm not talking about love, he's been staring at you for a long time in the crowd!" To be blinded!

"Huh? He's been looking at me all this time?" Xie Yan patted his head shyly.

"Xie Yan, your guy seems to be rushing to the front with a murderous look on his face." Liu Gudeng's voice suddenly came from behind, "Who is illiterate or hates life, and provoked him again?"

Hearing these words, the scholar shrank his neck in fear, picked up the things on the stall, carried them on his shoulders, and was about to run away.Looking back, Xie Yan turned his face away, so he stomped heavily on Xie Yan's feet like revenge, and cursed angrily: "You keep your sleeves for yourself! You are a dead charlatan!"

Suddenly there was a sharp sharp pain on the back of his foot, Xie Yan gasped and looked at the back of the fortune-teller who was unbearably humiliated and ran away with his face covered.

Wait, was he called a charlatan by a charlatan?

"Xie Yan, what are you looking at?" Behind him, Liu Gudeng hooked his shoulder and asked curiously, "Aren't you chasing your family?"

"go immediately!"

Jian Suyu's movement was so fast that she could hardly touch the ground all the way up the mountain, and Xie Yan kept chasing and beating her hard.Later, he simply flew with his sword, and the two of them flew towards Qingjing Mountain like shooting stars.

He didn't quite understand, what's wrong with senior brother... seems to be angry all of a sudden?

"Brother——" Xie Yan was overjoyed when he saw the person in front habitually turned his head and glanced at him.

Suddenly a thick tree trunk came towards him, Bai Hong was extremely fast, unable to dodge, Xie Yan bumped into it head-on, fell to the ground with a "bang", startled a bunch of birds on the tree trunk to flee in all directions .

Liu Gudeng who followed leaned against the tree trunk and sat down on a clean boulder to rest, and he did not forget to laugh loudly: "Okay, you, you will give such a big gift to Tiandu Yunhai as soon as you come? Get up quickly, Brother, I accepted it in place of my father."

Still a little staring, Xie Yan patted his head vigorously and supported Bai Hong to stand up.The canopy of the pine tree that caused him to fall from the sword in front of him was so lush that it could cover the sun, and its trunk was so thick that it might take ten people to hug it.There are four majestic characters engraved on the trunk: Tiandu Yunhai, strong and powerful, penetrating three points into the wood - it really resembles the style of Tiandu Yunhai.

"It seems that I fell stupid..." Seeing that Xie Yan hadn't refuted for a long time, Yue Dusk joked while holding an umbrella.

Noticing that there are two rows of small characters next to the four big characters, Xie Yan rubbed the back of his head, carefully identified them, and read each word: "I will be the top of the mountain, and I will see all the small mountains."

Liu Gudeng waved his hand when he heard the words: "This is the ancestral precept of Tiandu Yunhai. The tree you bumped into is the tree of our school and the spiritual symbol of the school. It has lived for thousands of years. Here, the tree under the tree Did you see the stone, where should you look - the one on your brother's left!"

Xie Yan heard the reputation and saw a simple and unpretentious stone standing at the foot of the tree, as if it was no big deal?

"This stone looks no different from the stones you usually meet on the road to rest your feet." Yue Dusk circled the stone twice and looked up and down for a while.

"Who said that? This is the sect's entry test stone. This is the first test that every disciple who enters the sea of ​​clouds must go through this. Fellow Daoist Jian, do you mind putting your hand on it? Oh, it's okay, the stone will not bite. "

Jian Suyu hesitated for a moment, but put her left hand up as she said.

Suddenly, the stone emitted a pure and flawless white light, illuminating almost every corner under the tree.

"Tsk tsk, the best ice spirit root——" Liu Gudeng explained sourly, "I heard from my father that there is an ancestor's soul in this stone, and he is here to test the spirit root for the beginner disciples of Tiandu Yunhai—if there is any A trace of evil spirit, the trial stone will definitely issue a warning."

Xie Yan suddenly remembered that Pu Xinjiu once swore that he had passed the entrance test of Tiandu Yunhai, which must be the reason. "It's so simple? When He Yueshi went to Lingshan, we both climbed the ladder for most of the day."

After getting started, it will be divided into outer door and inner door according to the strengths and weaknesses of the spiritual roots.The inner sect has always been disciples with high aptitude, who can enjoy generous resources and superior exercises, as for the outer sect - most of them are just outer sect disciples.Basically all sects are like this.

"It's easy to get started." Liu Gudeng breathed a sigh of relief, and blinked at Xie Yan tacitly, "Come on, come on, Xie Yan, let me see how your qualifications are?"

"Do you still need to look at it? I am the best fire spirit root." Xie Yan put his hand on it with a smile, but he didn't put it on the stone, and instead held the hand of Jian Suyu who was about to break free with a cold face. "My head hurts a bit, I'm so weak, brother help me..."

Moon Dusk, Liu Gudeng: "..."

What about the weak Po Xinjiu? !

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