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Xie Yan was awakened by an inexplicable wetness on his face.

Subconsciously, he wanted to shout that it was raining, but he felt something warm and moist brush his left cheek, and it was still steaming.

Terrible!With a start, he sat up suddenly, and heard a thunderous "Wow!" in his ears, and it took him a long time to recover.

Sweeping the weight of his body vigorously with his left hand, he grabbed the nearest object with his right hand, and without seeing what it was, he rushed towards the beast that fell to the ground.

"Wow!!!" The dog barked louder than before, so shrill that people had to cover their ears.

Brushing away the little broken hair that had been in front of his eyes for a long time, Xie Yan rubbed his eyes, his vision gradually became clearer, and he saw a khaki dog wriggling on the ground full of weeds, the dog's head still buckled. Holding an incense ash bowl that couldn't see its original color, he was shaking his limbs angrily and trying to scratch the thing off his head.

It seemed that he hadn't heard any sound for a long time, and the dull whine of the little yellow dog was always buzzing in his mind, which gave him a headache.

The dilapidated roof that seems to collapse when it rains, the four walls are ventilated, and a big-eared bronze Buddha with thick dust on the surface and an unknown smile. No matter how you look at it, it is a very ordinary abandoned temple-except for the The square coffins placed next to each other looked particularly strange in the quiet evening.

where is this?

why am i here

Wait, who am I?This question must be more terrifying than the previous ones, Xie Yan looked down at his hands - white and slender, with distinct bones, they were his familiar hands.He stretched out his hand to touch his face in disbelief, and didn't mind wiping the ashes on his face. It seemed that his appearance was the same as his own, and there seemed to be no problem... No, the problem is that there is no problem.

Xie Yan looked up at the sky, if I remember correctly, didn't I lose my mind?

After spending another incense stick, Xie Yan finally confirmed that he was indeed alive—even his physical body was his body.

A gust of drafts blew past, Xie Yan couldn't help shaking.

Although I used to be a cultivator, and there are many ghosts and ghosts, but when I wake up, there are corpses in front of me, and I always feel a little weird.

Ha, in the past, Xie Yan had dabbled in the strange novels about resurrecting the dead with corpses circulating in the streets and alleys, but when people came back, it was always the end of a reunion with relatives and friends. Why did he come to him? A dog staring wide-eyed?

Unexpectedly, he was woken up by a dog.

There was no one around him, so he must have been summoned back by a dog.

Xie Yan's head hurts again.

Really unable to hear the dog's screams, Xie Yan stretched out his body and stretched out his hand—the incense ash bowl flew out of the dog's head automatically, returning a scene to his ears, but the free dog lay motionless on the ground, with a pair of The black eyes were still staring unblinkingly, and the whole body was tense, always on guard.

Only then did he realize that his physical strength still had spiritual power—it turned out to be spiritual power. Xie Yan looked at the clear and soft light on the tip of his index finger.

I don't know whether to be happy or worried.Xie Yan frowned.

It seemed that there was always something like a wooden stick knocking on his waist, and it was a little uncomfortable. He moved to the side a few times, but he still felt being knocked, so he had to reach out to explore, and the tentacles were cold and delicate.Xie Yan was stunned, and took a closer look. It was a snow-white flute with a faint blue halo on the outer layer, which seemed to be covered with a layer of light mist.However, at the end of such a flute that is so celestial, there is a horrible sword tassel——the silk is the best silk, but the color is colorful, and there are still threads left, which forcefully added some fireworks to the flute. gas.

Recognizing that this appalling masterpiece was made by himself, Xie Yan shrugged shruggingly: "Broken ice..."

Thinking of putting it on his lips and blowing it a few times to celebrate his resurrection, and thinking of his miraculous five-tone talent, after all, it probably won't sound much better than the sound of a dog barking, so let's enjoy watching it.

Playing the flute in his hand with great interest, slowly, the halo on the fingertips became thinner and then completely disappeared.

Xie Yan finally realized another important problem——

he is hungry...

Thinking that he used to be a majestic man in the way of the devil, once he lost his magic power once he was revived, he didn't even see a person, but only saw a skinny dog, would he be starved to death in Yizhuang inhumanely?

"Woof!" The barking of a dog that had been ignored for a long time sounded in my ear again.

"Understood, I'll call you Erhuang from now on, I miss you——" He didn't speak for a long time, and he didn't speak very clearly. "Wake up, follow me from now on, I'll make sure you enjoy the hot food." Xie Yan patted his chest mercifully.Looking back, the little yellow dog was holding a dirty apple out of nowhere, and was looking at him timidly with wide eyes.

"Huh?" Unexpectedly, this beast knows how to repay kindness. "Fruit for sacrificial offerings?" Xie Yan was not polite, he picked up one and gnawed it together with the dog.

There was a sudden sound of footsteps at the door. It seemed that they could slow down their pace, but it sounded a bit hurried.

somebody is coming!Regardless of the fact that his mouth was full of pulp and he hadn't had time to swallow it, Xie Yan's first reaction was to throw away the apple and lay down in the coffin with the crushed ice tightly, showing a tangled expression of lovelessness and a little heartache, and continued to hold the corpse.

The footsteps were getting closer and closer, they just pushed this coffin, moved that coffin, but didn't make any other sounds, it seemed like it was just an ordinary inspection.

However, Xie Yan in the coffin was in a complicated mood.

I am not dead, why should I subconsciously hide?

And why do you have to be quick to eat half of the apple...

"what?"

It sounds like a strong man.

Xie Yan almost cried with joy, human voice!

"This local dog, comes to Yizhuang every day to steal sacrifices! Go, go! Go elsewhere! Be careful of bumping into the gods!" The voice of the strong man became impatient, and he waved his whip to drive away the skinny dog. "With me here, even if you are hungry and eat corpses, don't even think about touching these sacrifices!"

These words were like a big basin of ice water directly extinguishing the joy in his heart... Xie Yan refused to accept it.What happened to the apple?Is it possible that even if a few people are dead, it is not as important as a few apples?

It's really a tiger falling and Pingyang being bullied by a dog.

Feeling that he was being watched by two scorching eyes, Xie Yan slowed down his breathing almost imperceptibly, and someone would come to snap his fingers after a while.

"...the grip is quite tight." The strong man muttered.

Hello! !Young Master Xie roared unwillingly.It's fine if you don't respect the dead, but even grab the dead's things?Is the feeling guy here to collect funeral objects?Is there any law in this world?Want to take away the crushed ice, have you asked me?

Xie Yan only felt a gust of air rushing from the bottom of his feet to the top of the sky.

Wang Dazhuang saw that the corpse lying in front of him suddenly sat up, with a gray and dry face, his eyelids rolled rapidly, there were only large whites in his eyes, and a long red tongue, retracting himself as if scalded by boiling water He was so frightened that he sat down on the ground, his face livid, and trembling: "Ghost, ghost—ghost..."

"I -death -good -miserable -ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Aw, anyway, I am tone deaf, coupled with this dry and hoarse voice, it can also make people's hair stand on end.

"Actually, I'm not good at melody—it's also useful." Xie Yan jumped out of the coffin nimbly, stroked the broken ice, and said helplessly as he watched his back fleeing like the wind.

Xie Yan secretly despised him for being so brave enough to steal the funeral objects.At any rate, he was the first living person I saw when I came back to life. Before I had time to ask, I was almost scared to death by him.

The skinny dog ​​lay on his shoes, chewing the apple happily while wagging its tail contentedly. "Woo--"

Xie Yan raised his hands, looked at the tattered and musty-smelling outfit on his body, felt indescribably disgusted, he really looked like a ghost crawling out of a coffin.

Thinking of him, Young Master Xie, who is a cultivator of immortals in Yecheng, famous all over the world, no matter how many jade trees are facing the wind, he can't stand this tattered coarse sackcloth being ruined like this.Xie Yan rubbed his messy hair like a chicken coop, no matter how many times he said "it's unreasonable", he couldn't express his inner depression.

He is indeed well-known in Yecheng. As long as he has the surname Xie, everyone in Yecheng will shout and beat him. It is nothing more than common names such as "colluding with foreign enemies" and "collaborating with enemies and treason". Yes, common names, Xie Yan snorted disdainfully .He is indeed well-known in the entire world of cultivating immortals. Whoever mentions Xie Yan would not add a few prefixes of "deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors" and "resenting the gods together", such a self did not die——

My stomach growled again inappropriately.

Obviously, the half apple he just gnawed was not enough.

Being a human is troublesome.Xie Yan secretly sighed in his heart.

But speaking of it, I can't remember how long I haven't felt hungry.

Anyway, I don't know where I am now, so find a place to get some food, rest for a night, and then think about future plans.

"Masters and immortals, this Zhuangzi is haunted by ghosts! The ghost just now has no eyes, and his tongue is longer than my arm—" The familiar strong man's voice over there is describing his spirit of fighting ghosts in an exaggerated tone, "Yeheifeng High, Taoists, be careful where you step, walk this way—"

Xie Yan rolled his eyes to save face.Yo, please call for a savior, right?

Although the demonic nature was dissipated, the spiritual power was still there. With his weak spiritual knowledge, he felt that the strong man who was so frightened just now seemed to have found a group of cultivators who specialize in subduing demons and eliminating demons.

To his surprise, the crushed ice in his hand glowed faintly.Could it be that--

"You don't have to be polite, uncle, it is our duty as cultivators to save the grievances." A soft voice replied.

There was nowhere to hide except the coffin, Xie Yan simply gritted his teeth, and hugged the thigh of the first person who walked through the door.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-mortals! There's a ghost here trying to kill me! There's a ghost, a ghost, a ghost trying to kill me!" Wiping the dust and grime on his face and the few tears he barely squeezed out on his moon-white face On the outer robe, I couldn't help admiring the other party's self-cultivation.

I saw a few teenagers who came in carrying long swords, and their robes were flying away. They really had a fairy-like awe-inspiring aura.

Huh?Moon-white robes, a member of the Xuanyin sect - no one is more familiar with him, no wonder the broken ice has a feeling... The emotion in Xie Yan's eyes is flickering.

He was startled by the boys, and the two behind him even hid behind the boy in front of him with a howl.

A group of teenagers had clear features and clean eyes. Xie Yan glanced around and quickly searched in his mind for a while, but he couldn't find any similar faces, so he secretly let out a sigh.

"Don't worry, it's fine." Xu Shi, seeing how frightened he was, the young man in charge picked out the weeds in his hair and comforted him in a soft voice.

"I beg you to be merciful! That ghost stuck out his red tongue just now and wanted to eat me and my dog ​​alive! Wow——" Xie Yan pinched his thigh hard, finally brewing emotions, and burst into tears. Then, with the horrible chicken coop on his head, he picked up the dog who was silently gnawing apples on the ground as if he had nothing to do with it, and rushed outside in a hurry.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I invite the immortals to make decisions here! I won't bother you when I wait for the mortal body!"

"Woof—"