After the big boss is reborn at full level [Comprehensive]

"How much is a catty of this mushroom?"

Squatting on a small bench, Tolby, who was wearing an old man's shirt, dirty sweatpants, and flip-flops, counted: "One hundred dollars, this is grown by us."

Passerby: "So expensive?"

Thor: "This is the mushroom we grow at home! Pure natural organic food, good balabala..."

Passers-by finally hesitated to buy half a catty. Thor ordered some green notes and sighed: "Money is really hard to earn."

Sasuke patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, you've improved compared to before."

It’s more than progress. These days, there aren’t many salesmen who can sit on the side of the street and sell mushrooms for $50 casually. Such an employee can be an elite salesman in any company, that is, Sasuke’s level is too high. , Thor is always very unconfident when compared with him.

This is Thor's tenth day of selling mushrooms with Sasuke. Probably the adaptability of the protoss is quite amazing. Thor is used to getting up early every day, pulling a two-wheeled cart to send Sasuke and a bunch of mushrooms to various stalls around the world. While growing flowers and selling mushrooms, he learned a bit of Northeast Chinese, such as "You want to collect protection money?"

Ryoma also came to visit Sasuke a few times during the period, and found that Thor has successfully transformed into a village-like farmer. This may have been brought by Sasuke. After all, Sasuke is a baby from the village. Konoha Village only came out after he was six years old. It gradually developed into a city-scale.

He looked at Sasuke and his head hurt a lot, but seeing that Thor was much more sensible and clever than other timelines he knew, he thought that if Sasuke taught Thor like this, maybe Thor's brain could really evolve, so he just Let go of it.

But at that time, Ryoma still didn't expect how far Sasuke could mess up.

After Thor successfully brushed his sales skills to the professional level, his brother finally couldn't bear to stop and see how he was doing, but Loki didn't expect Sasuke who could blast Thor's hammer, so he entered As for the rental house where Thor and Sasuke lived, Sasuke, who noticed that someone had sneaked into the house, swung a kitchen knife and chopped... the leg.

Although Sasuke's swordsmanship is not comparable to Hinata, who was also possessed by the system, who practiced the skills of a martial arts master since childhood and learned swordsmanship from Kakashi, but he was also honed in many dangerous places. He only heard him say "little Watch out for the thief!" Loki screamed and fell to the ground.

After the cut, Sasuke kicked twice, one of which landed on Loki's neck and the other on his stomach.

Thor turned on the light, and was about to smack the thief a few times with the rolling pin, when he realized that the hapless thief was his younger brother.

With a click, the rolling pin fell to the ground, and Thor knelt down and howled, "Brother! What's wrong with you?"

Sasuke held the bloody kitchen knife with a confused face: "What? He's your brother?"

This is really flooding the Dragon King Temple, and accidentally cut off one of his own people. Fortunately, Sasuke didn't think about cutting off his legs, and he left two parts of his strength, so after Sasuke sprinkled the medicine and bandaged him, Loki only had to A month or two of lameness should be fine.

#In fact, the injury that can make the frost giant lame for a month or two is already very serious, okay#

As for Rocky's dislocated neck, he needs to wear a neck brace, and because of his stomach injury, he can only eat porridge in the near future, that's something that can't be helped, right?After all, Sasuke grew up with Tsunade, and he didn't boast that strange power. Although he couldn't blow out the Mariana Trench with one punch, it was still possible to blow up Liuyang River.

He didn't really try hard on Loki, otherwise this unlucky kid would have reported it to Lord Hades long ago.

Considering that Sasuke's kitchen knife is very deterrent and he was also seriously injured, Rocky stayed here with a black face and started a journey to heal his wounds. However, since Sasuke used some precious medicine to save him, he thought that Rocky You should pay for your medical expenses.

The child swore: "It was you who broke into the door of my house without saying hello, what's the point of getting beaten up, just like you, let our hometown go to the police department to squat on the radiator, when we were on the moon there There was a guy who thought he was awesome called Sheren, who made trouble in our Muye Village, and then I went directly to the moon and beat him up, and he is still squatting on the radiator, his piece is on the moon His real estate was also confiscated."

Loki didn't dare to resist Sasuke. After Sasuke cut him down firmly and ruthlessly while he was wearing defensive magic and invisibility magic, he knew that this handsome and beautiful young man was a ruthless character that could not be offended.

Thor wiped away his tears (feeling for his younger brother), and didn't dare to refute Sasuke, because he felt that what Sasuke said was really reasonable. A while ago, when they were planting flowers and selling mushrooms in the Northeast, they happened to see a thief go to the sports school to steal something. As a result, people from the track and field team rushed up and caught him, then he was beaten up by the Sanda team, and finally he squatted on the radiator... It was very miserable.

Loki's sneaking into other people's houses without even saying hello is definitely breaking the law in various aspects, and it's not wrong to be beaten.

The next day, Loki sat on the scooter with Sasuke obediently, was pushed into the space channel by Thor, and appeared in India together again, and everyone sold mushrooms together.

Because there is a famous food in India called curry, Sasuke was very interested in it, so he went to a famous curry restaurant in India to learn about it, and Thor continued to sell mushrooms at the same place, Loki tried to lure his brother to escape, and was entrusted Er shook his head and refused.

Since the money has not been paid off, the hammer is still in the hands of others, why run away?don't run!

He taught his younger brother very seriously: "Brother, you still owe Mr. Sasuke the medical expenses. I will help you pay for the money, so I must not leave until I pay off the money and get the hammer back."

Loki is bitter, but he has no other way to deal with the status quo. He really wants to leave directly, but Sasuke used some special techniques when he killed him (immortal Chakra was poured), and Loki also appeared to use spells because of this. Unsmooth situation, before the injury is completely healed, there is no hope of leaving on his own, and for some unknown reason, Heimdall has no intention of taking him back.

This is called every day should not be called the earth is not working, can't you just admit it temporarily?

Heimdall ignored Loki, because when the two sons fell under Sasuke's jeans one after another, Odin had to wake up from his deep sleep, only to find that the eldest son was quite sensible, the second son... ...The cunning and cunning should also learn a lesson.

He knew Sasuke. The strong man named Ryoma had greeted Master Gu Yi and him before. He knew that Sasuke was a strong man who came to this world to practice. Please let them take care of Sasuke, if he is not evil, and at the same time can make the eldest son sensible, then he has nothing to say.

So Odin decided to roll up his sleeves and continue to bear it first. As for the two sons, let them continue to work on the earth.

And Loki, after selling mushrooms with Thor all morning, was surprised to find that this guy could actually sell those mushrooms!

For Loki, it was like seeing Odin suddenly turn into a gentle and beautiful beauty like Frigga, it was a thrilling thing.

Out of a certain hidden mentality of being competitive, he said aloud: "Thor, I can't keep you busy alone, how about letting me work too?"

Thor glanced at him, worried: "But are you still hurt?"

Rocky: "I'll try, if I can't take it, I'll take a rest."

Thor nodded, okay.

Rocky carried a bag of plastic bags labeled "Calm Mushrooms" and looked on the street for a long time, finally picking a white man who looked good-tempered, gentle and easy to bully.

He can't understand the Indian English spoken by the Indians, but this should be no problem, right?

Rocky stepped forward and began to sell mushrooms: "Hello, sir, are you interested in seeing pure natural green organic mushrooms?"

Dr. Bruce Banner looked at this gentle and polite young man, and smiled embarrassedly: "Uh, I'm not interested."

Loki: "..."

Seeing that his younger brother could not get off the stage, Thor immediately stepped forward to take over the conversation, and pulled Dr. Banner to sell mushrooms Amway: "Hello, big brother, I am Thor, and this is my younger brother Loki. I was injured, I have no money, and I am still in debt, so I have to sell mushrooms here to make money, but the mushrooms in our family are all top-quality, and the boss does it himself from planting to drying... You can’t buy it at a loss Don’t be fooled, you see, it’s fate that we met in a foreign country, I’ll give you a discount, brother, you can also save face..."

If it is said that people are tempered, so is God. At the beginning, he stuttered and finally sold a bag of stable mushrooms (mushrooms that maintain their own state, that is, they can be immune to magic, kryptonite, and their minds will also More sober and stable) Thor is no longer the former Wu Xia Amon.

Thor has changed. He is gradually becoming a better and better man. One day, he will take back his hammer with a smile in his best posture.

Dr. Banner was moved by Thor, he took out his wallet: "I bought it."

Loki stood aside, dumbfounded.

He... actually lost to Thor in terms of eloquence!

I can't believe that he is still alive to encounter such a thing!

The Cthulhu ignited a raging fighting spirit. He believed that if he could not win back his overwhelming advantage over Thor in terms of eloquence and selling Amway before returning to Asgard, then Asgard would have nothing to do with him in the future. !

When Sasuke came back, he saw Thor and Loki selling mushrooms one by one. After looking through the books, they found that the sales were not bad.

Can catch up with his own [-]% level.

"Hey, you guys are working hard."

He happily praised the two brothers.

But people are always easy to be extremely happy and sad. After a week, Sasuke was asked by Ryoma to leave temporarily to do regular melee training with Saitama, while Loki and Thor went to the street to sell mushrooms.

Because Sasuke was not around, they couldn't open a space channel to go to other places, so they had to go to the streets of New York to sell.

Who knew that the sale was halfway through, when aliens suddenly fell from the sky, some Chitauri and dark elves invaded together, looking for some cosmic Rubik's Cube and ether particles.

Originally, this matter had nothing to do with Loki and Thor, but those aliens fired a cannon at them, so the cart carrying the mushrooms just broke down.

Loki, who was on crutches, and Thor, who was originally pushing the scooter but now only had the handle in his hand, felt a thump in their hearts.

Rocky quickly flipped through the ledger: "How much is that carload of mushrooms worth?"

Thor's face was full of mourning: "It's probably worth a lot... I thought that there are many rich people in New York, so I took those few bags of the most expensive ones to the cart!"

Even gods who are in debt are still gods, and they have tempers!

Both Thor and Loki were angry.

For them, the biggest advantage of hanging out with Sasuke is that the two princes can learn the skill of "recognizing the facts". They are all such excellent people, and they still insist on studying, practicing hard, and selling mushrooms every day. It is really suppressing them in all aspects from character to hard work.

People are all compared, they are almost being compared to scum in front of Sasuke, they must have some ideas in their hearts, and they will naturally improve themselves.

The most important thing is that their mother sent them a letter a while ago, stating that Sasuke is a person with a background, and it is also a kind of practice for them to follow Sasuke to pay back the money. When will the money be cleared, when will Heimdall pick them up? .

In other words, if they don't pay back the money owed to Sasuke, it is impossible to get the hammer back and be taken home by Heimdall.

But now it’s hard to repay [-] US dollars, and there is hope in the future. However, there is a cannonball in the sky, let alone [-] US dollars. It seems that they owe more and more money. Is there any hope in this day?

Thor silently sent his brother to a safe place and patted him on the shoulder.

"Brother, wait here, I'm going to make those bastards look good now!"

For the first time, Loki put on a serious posture of sending the warriors to the battlefield. He said seriously: "Go! Kill them with me!"

This is probably the most united conversation between Loki and Thor since he can remember.