Give the monster the old days of the month

Jiao Dahai opened the gate, so the hour he spent every day for breathing was used to express his love.

Jiao Dahai: I've been dizzy recently.

Xu Baishu: What's wrong?Didn't you say that you've gotten better recently?

Jiao Dahai: Because love makes people dizzy.

Xu Baishu: ...

Jiao Dahai: It may also be because I have a cold. Do you know why I have a cold?

Xu Baishu: I may not really want to know/in a daze

Jiao Dahai: Because I have absolutely no resistance to you.

Xu Baishu: ...

After two days like this, when Xu Baishu saw Yan Zhen again, he was obviously overwhelmed.

Today, Yan Zhen, Hua Mingyu, Yuan Hua, Xu Baishu and the others temporarily formed a group of four for supper. On the way back after eating, Yan Zhen didn't ask Xu Baishu, he asked first: "Jiao Dahe..."

Yan Zhen: "Huh?"

"No, it's Jiao Haihai," Xu Baishu was still confused, "He..."

He spoke intermittently, Yan Zhen's appetite was completely whetted: "What's wrong with him?"

Don't let this little ancestor make a fuss again, right?

"Pfft—" Before Xu Baishu started to speak, he laughed out loud, and then covered his mouth to think more and more happily.

Yan Zhen: "..."

You two, what's going on with each other.

Yuan Hua, who was walking in front, said: "Don't worry about him, he has been in this state recently."

Xu Baishu finally had enough laughs, and finally started to talk about serious things: "Does he usually like to read some messy books?"

Yan Zhen immediately understood what he meant, it must be that the Ba Zong's routine has reappeared in the world.

"Did he do something stupid?" Yan Zhen said.

"Today I liked his circle of friends." Xu Baishu said, "Then he told me that the circle of friends I liked was called donuts."

The moment Yan Zhen finished listening, she felt that she was struck again by the thunder that struck Chiyan back then.

Usually I can't tell, so this kid has so many flirtatious words in his mouth!

But if it was so embarrassing, I don't know why, but when Jiao Dahai said it, the embarrassment was reduced by more than half, and it was even a little cute.

He observed Xu Baishu's expression, and found that Senior Xu didn't seem to hate this kind of sand sculpture, but adopted a tolerant attitude.

"Don't you feel disillusioned?" Yan Zhen felt very curious, "The person you admired all the time, it was only when you really got in touch with him that you realized that he was not what you thought at all."

"Isn't life like this, 'Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what the next piece will taste like'." Xu Baishu lowered his eyes, "He can't accept his shortcomings because he can't attract you because of his advantages. Who is truly perfect?"

Yan Zhen said, "I think you are perfect, senior."

Good grades, good personality, very thoughtful in everything, and doesn't seem to have any shortcomings.

"I also have my own weaknesses, but I just don't let others know." Xu Baishu laughed again after speaking, "But I seem to let him know."

The sour smell of love began to float in the air, Yan Zhen moved towards Yuan Hua without any trace.Yuan Hua took advantage of the situation to wrap his arms around his shoulders, and moved towards her side.Yan Zhen felt uncomfortable: "Hello."

Yuan Hua said, "Want to know my weakness?"

"For example, only six pack abs?" Yan Zhen said.

Yuan Hua: "..."

He couldn't figure out why Yan Zhen was dissatisfied: "What's wrong with the six-pack abs?"

Hua Mingyu interrupted and said: "Six pack is already a lot, and many people can't get eight pack. This is determined by a person's physique, and a six pack abs is no worse than an eight pack. Don't believe me, look at it." Look at my four dollars..."

Yan Zhen and Yuan Hua said in unison: "I don't want to watch it."

Hua Mingyu clutched his chest violently, with a hurt expression on his face.

At the crossroads, the four people in different directions separated like this, Yuan Hua rubbed Yan Zhen's bangs: "Go to bed early, good night."

Yan Zhen smoothed her hair dissatisfied: "I told you not to do this."

Hua Mingyu was overwhelmed by the sour smell, so he stayed far away.

Knowing that she was very successful in this month's old age, half of the stone in Yan Zhen's heart fell, and when she practiced breathing at night, the air flow was smooth and she felt refreshed.

Breathing helps to cleanse the turbid air, open up the veins, clear the ears and eyesight.Yan Zhen's ability to perceive five sense organs has been greatly improved compared to before. For example, he can see the monster's aura more clearly, and can tell what kind of monster it is from a certain distance.

Many monsters will restrain their evil energy and pretend to be a real human being. However, monsters with relatively low cultivation levels will leave some mistakes more or less.

These days, Yan Zhen found out that she is so big, and occasionally she can meet one or two little monsters, and they all turned into petite girls, no different from ordinary female college students.

Being able to perceive monsters is one aspect, and on the other hand, he began to feel the spiritual power of all things.My mother told him before that now that the spiritual power is thin, it is very difficult for very powerful demons or very powerful Taoists to appear again, and some little demons even slowly die out because of this.Now he feels it for himself, and finally understands what his mother means.

Every time he practiced, he could feel that his body was blocked and it was difficult to make a breakthrough.

It's no wonder that most Taoists who pursue cultivation, such as Li Gengyin, would choose to practice hard in the mountains, otherwise it would be very difficult to become a master if they enter the bustling city.

After today's homework was over, he called his mother and got two messages. "A good one and a bad one," my mother pretended to be mysterious, "Which one do you want to hear first?"

"It's bad..." Yan Zhen said, "I'd better make a mental preparation first."

Yan Yunlan really didn't like what he wanted: "Well, let's talk about it first."

Yan Zhen: "..."

Then why ask?

"The good news is that your mother and I have resigned!" Yan Yunlan said, "I will be able to get a pension in another six or eight or nine years, oh no, how old am I this year..."

Claiming to be Tian Tian, ​​​​even forgetting her actual age.

This is indeed a great thing for Yan Zhen. His mother no longer has to run around the world, and every time he goes home, he no longer has to face the deserted two-bedroom, one-living room. people's meals.

"What about the bad news?" He was still thinking about this, and was very afraid of any turning point or accident.

"The bad news is..." Yan Yunlan sighed, "Your dear father, seems to be dying soon?"

Yan Zhen: "..."

A handsome, bearded man who always wears a suit and speaks well.This is Yan Zhen's only impression of her biological father.

The last time we met was five years ago. His father in a suit was already a young man, his hairline began to recede, his face was slightly fatter, and he was no longer as handsome as when he was young.

He is ten years older than his mother.

When he was taken back to the countryside by his divorced mother, he heard a lot of rumors.

I heard that my mother met him when I was in college, and then she yelled to marry him before she graduated from college. She didn't have any girl's restraint.

I heard that this man had a previous marriage. When he met his mother, the last marriage was not over yet.

I heard that he used to raise his mother like a canary, and broke up with his former wife, so he divorced and married his mother.

I heard that the reason for my mother's divorce was that she was indiscreet. She was leisurely and courteous, and the men also went out to steal food. In the end, she couldn't make it through, so she got divorced and was driven back to the countryside.

Yan Zhen knows that many of these words are fabricated, Yan Yunlan has always been independent, good-looking, high-spirited, and has many suitors, but she would rather be short than indiscriminate.

My mother fell in love with her teacher during college and wanted to marry him as soon as she graduated.The man did have an ex-wife, she was messing around and was often entangled, saying everywhere that it was Yan Yunlan who interfered with their relationship.

The mother and the man also divorced peacefully. When the man proposed to divide, although the mother was already disappointed in him, she still loved him.

When he was a child, he was trembling with anger at these gossips, and while wiping his tears, he thought, these people would only tell him, but they dare not say it in front of his mother.

And he would be told that it was his father who abandoned them, and it was his fault.

"What happened?" Yan Zhen was calm when she asked this question, "Is he dying?"

"Maybe he will die or not." Yan Yunlan said, "From the description, it seems like he was haunted by something. He said he wanted to meet me."

Yan Zhen said: "He is a university professor, what kind of ghosts can he be watching?"

"That's right," Yan Yunlan smiled, "Oh, maybe it's because he thinks his current wife isn't young and beautiful enough, but I'm always young..."

Yan Zhen said: "Do you still have a crush on him?"

"Of course not," Yan Yunlan said, "but you don't understand, any woman has imagined the scene of being chased by a scumbag ex crying and begging, just thinking about it makes her feel so happy."

Yan Zhen: "..."

"He wants to see me, and he also wants to see you." Yan Yunlan said, "When I come back, let's go and see him with you, after all, he is your own father, although you don't need to support him... you can Don’t give him a pension? Otherwise, I’ll be a ghost and I won’t let you go.”

Yan Zhen muttered: "I won't."

"At this time, at that time," Yan Yunlan's tone sounded admirable, "I think back then, he begged me for a divorce because I was dealing with monsters, and he was afraid that I would harm him, and now he begged me again , and asked me to go back and collect the thing that haunted him for him."

Only now did Yan Zhen know the secret of their divorce back then. So that person already knew the real identity of her mother?

"Didn't you use the Forgetfulness Technique for him?"

Yan Yunlan sneered: "Why make him so relaxed? I just want him to remember it forever. If he goes to tell others, others will only think he is crazy."

Yan Zhen felt that the door that was closed when she was a child was opened again.

He was ignorant when he was a child, and he only knew that his parents divorced, and he became a child of a single-parent family.He listened to the rumors and gossips for several years, and was taken back to City H by his mother, only then did he completely get rid of the past.

He kept asking, Yan Yunlan began to recall her past and failed marriage.

"I started working as a matchmaking teacher when I was 14 years old. Unlike you, it was your grandfather who gave me spiritual knowledge and asked me to take over his career."

She really took it as her duty.

There are many monsters in the countryside, and you can run into one every five, but these monsters don't like humans very much, so it's hard for Yan Yunlan's ability to come into play.

Later, she finally succeeded in becoming acquainted with a monster. This wolf monster was a professor of folklore in a university, and Yan Yunlan also met the friend of the professor, who was also her ex-husband.At that time, his ex-husband was only the teaching assistant of the wolf demon, a doctoral student who had not yet graduated.Yan Yunlan fell in love with him at first sight, so she worked hard to study and was admitted to the school where her ex-husband worked, majoring in folklore.

In the end, she didn't know that her sweetheart was married until she got to school.She suppressed this emotion until her ex-husband finally got rid of his cumbersome arranged marriage and gained freedom.Knowing that this was her last meeting, she staged a drama in which a pretty student pursued Teacher Jun, and finally got what she wanted on the eve of graduation, and not long after graduation, the two got married.

The life after marriage is actually very good. She became a full-time wife and soon had a child. Her husband has a successful career, her son is lively and lovely, and the family is very happy.

Occasionally, there will still be monsters who come to her to make friends, and she also accepts small orders to subsidize the family.But there was an accident. A monster who failed in her marriage, because of love, could not give birth to hatred, and retaliated against her.

Yan Yunlan has been studying spells for a long time, unlike Yan Zhen, who is a half-hearted person. After she was able to cope with it, she realized that if she continued to be a matchmaker, she might bring trouble to her family.

So she disregarded the opposition of those friends in the alliance, and resigned from her position as a matchmaking teacher, intending to be a good wife and mother from now on.

But things are not as optimistic as she thought.

At that time, many monster races gradually started to move, and secretly joined an organization that was fighting against the alliance.In this organization, the leader is Ba Snake, who is cunning by nature and claims to be the running dog of the ancient beast. In order to wake up the silent ancient beast, he gathers all the monster clans.

Of course, he didn't want to wake up some ferocious beasts. The ancient ferocious beasts and divine beasts had already been destroyed, turning everything into mountains, rivers, grasses and trees.The descendants of the divine beasts continue to guard the world, while the primordial spirits left behind by the beasts are used by Taoist priests to make various props, one of which is a very successful finished product is Xiao Tao.

Ba Snake deceived a group of monsters, coaxed more monsters to do evil in the world, and then devoured their monster power to enrich himself.

Yan Yunlan is no longer a matchmaking teacher, but there are many monsters doing evil around her, she has to take great care to guard against them, and because she left the alliance, a lot of information cannot be updated in time, and the appearance of some monsters makes her unable to guard against them.At that time, she began to hate why she got involved in exorcism, and she couldn't even live the life of ordinary people. It was at this time that her husband discovered the existence of monsters.

Yan Zhen's father is an ordinary person, the kind of ordinary person who can be scared out of his wits when he sees a man-eating monster.

He was so frightened that he never cared about love, he even regarded Yan Yunlan as a monster, knelt down and begged her for a divorce.

Yan Yunlan was heartbroken, and after agreeing, Yan Zhen's whereabouts made her face a difficult situation.

With her by her side, she was afraid that the days to come would not be smooth sailing.Putting it with her ex-husband, she was afraid that she would never see Yan Zhen again in this life, and she would not even know if he was doing well.

But her ex-husband didn't embarrass her, because he said that he didn't dare to have this child.

Yan Yunlan was so angry that she immediately pulled the divorce certificate with him, and took Yan Zhen back to her hometown in a hurry.

At this time, livelihood becomes a problem.She became a full-time wife after graduation. She didn't continue to improve her education, and she missed the best job fair. When she divorced, she almost left the house.

When she was confused, a friend who used to be in the alliance handed her an olive branch - Ba Snake was powerful, but there was a lack of talent in the alliance, and her ability was urgently needed.

She was worried about Yan Zhen's reluctance to go there, and the people in the alliance said: "I will arrange someone to protect him."

If you don't get rid of the snake, you can't live a stable life, it's just the difference between early death and late death.After much consideration, Yan Yunlan finally decided to return to the alliance, not as a karma master, but as a member of the exorcist.

—The above is what happened ten years ago.

"So, it was the Ba snake ten years ago that wounded Chi Yan?" Yan Zhen asked.

Yan Yunlan choked for a while, she was still immersed in the emotional memories of when she was young, but her son's focus had already left her son and daughter's love: "Your focus is a bit skewed?"

"I just think that monster is so powerful that even a character like Chi Yan can do his tricks." After all, it took a lot of effort to subdue Chi Yan at that time.

"Yeah," Yan Yunlan's tone was filled with unbearable grief, "I still remember the battle at that time, many of my friends died, and in the end Ba Snake almost lost his soul, and his remnant body was sealed in Longhu Mountain under the mountain."

"Then, I have another question," Yan Zhen said, "Mom, what is your ability?"

"This is the ability that our Yan family has in the past, it is natural," Yan Yunlan said, "Your ability is to perceive the future, your grandfather's ability is to perceive the past, and my ability is to perceive what is happening around you. "

Yan Zhen: "Oh, so it turns out that—"

Yan Yunlan said again: "But this ability only ends with you."

"Why?" Yan Zhen didn't respond.

"Because my son is actually a broken sleeve." Yan Yunlan said, "You told me about this at the beginning, even if you beat me to death..."

Yan Zhen was the most confessed by boys in the early days, and at the same time, he also realized that he didn't like girls at all, and the object of his first sex dream was a male star with a good figure, eight pack abs and a mermaid line. .The more he thought about it, the more panicked he became, so he told his mother about it and came out early.

Yan Zhen said shamelessly, "I'm really sorry."

Yan Yunlan is not really complaining, in fact, it would be the best if future generations can never touch these messy dirty things.Her son will really save her worry, and directly die...

"There's nothing to apologize for. I can't force you to like girls anymore."

Reluctantly is a good thing.

"I'm waiting for the flight now," Yan Yunlan said, "This stupid flight will definitely be delayed as soon as I get on it. It will take an hour to take off now, and it will be one or two o'clock in the middle of the night when we arrive in City H. I will take you there tomorrow." See your dear father, and you will haunt him by the way, what kind of monster is it?"

Yan Zhen felt uneasy, she didn't really want to see him, but she felt it was necessary to go, so she agreed.

Finally, he learned the truth about his childhood, and it seemed that a matter that had been pent up in his heart for many years had been unraveled.

Speaking of hating his biological father, he actually began to feel that he was pathetic and pitiful, and he could more or less understand it—ordinary people find it difficult to accept monsters, especially monsters that kill people.If he doesn't hate, he is resentful. If he could have more sense of responsibility, overcome fear, not be as calm as Yuan Hua, at least be willing to stand out like Yuan Hua, at least don't let his wife and children go alone in danger...

Wait, like Yuan Hua.

So in his heart, Yuan Hua is actually different from that man.

Yan Zhen hugged the pillow, touched her bangs, and kept recalling the scenes since she met Yuan Hua in her mind. It felt like a shadow puppet show, abstract and messy, detailed and absurd.

He's scared of feelings, scared of making the leap, and timid, it's true.

Yuan Hua said that she likes him and tolerates everything about him, and she is also serious.

Perhaps during this period of time, more or less influenced by Jiao Dahai and Hu Yishu'er, Yan Zhen's heart became more courageous. He opened WeChat and began to look through the chat records between himself and Yuan Hua.

These days, no matter what method Yuan Hua used to pursue him, they all retained a common characteristic: caring, considerate, and retaining a certain desire for exclusiveness.

A perfect little boyfriend to fall in love with.

Because of him, my mother didn't want to be a matchmaker anymore; it was also because of him that she re-joined the alliance.In the final analysis, it is all because of fetters, so I can't help myself.If he is really with Yuan Hua, Yuan Hua will become his bondage.

He did have the idea of ​​joining the alliance before, and he admired Li Gengyin, Li Xuanjing, Chi Yan, and even his mother's ability from the bottom of his heart.

The league is like a kaleidoscope, with a world in it that he wants to understand.

But with Yuan Hua, in order not to let what he did hurt him, he must have some scruples.

Will he give up his own ideas for Yuan Hua?

Yan Zhen thought about it carefully, and actually felt that there was such a possibility.He would not feel it a pity to give up these things for Yuan Hua.

Maybe a hero doesn't have to be world-famous, he can also start by protecting those around him.

The answer is already clear, Yan Zhen realizes this, she hides herself under the quilt and becomes ashamed, the more she thinks about it, the more she blushes.