Give the monster the old days of the month

"Name."

"Yan Zhen."

"gender."

"Male," Yan Zhen raised his head, revealing his fair and delicate face, "Teacher, it's really not me..."

"Major and class?"

"I really didn't break it."

The teacher obviously didn't believe him, and showed a look that was close to contempt. He felt that young boys nowadays, especially those with good appearance, were all like this, dishonest, irresponsible, and irresponsible. "Then who are you talking about? Only you are at the scene."

"You can go to monitor, I..."

"Professional and class?" The other party repeated.

Yan Zhen: "..."

Yan Zhen has a secret.

While running fast, he took out his mobile phone and called his mother.But there were only busy tones of "beep" and "beep", and it was hard to tell whether it was a signal problem on his side or where his mother had gone to a remote mountain and old forest to collect wind.

Seeing someone chasing after him: "Why are you running!"

Yan Zhen yelled, opened a random door and ran in, and slammed the door shut.

"Huh—huh—" He was out of breath and sweating profusely. When he raised his head, he was shocked by the scene in front of him again.

a man.

He was still a naked man with his trousers pulled over his legs, leaving only a pair of underpants on his whole body.

Seeing him, the naked man raised his eyebrows in surprise.

Yan Zhen remembered him, Yuan Hua, a junior in freshman year and a graduate of the Polytechnic Institute.He is tall and handsome. He made a big splash in last year's Basketball Freshman Cup. After he became famous in the first battle, he became the ideal boyfriend recognized by H University.It's not just those young girls who have a spring heart who feel this way, but also the boys who occasionally have a spring heart, such as Yan Zhen.

I didn't expect him to be able to run into the basketball team's lounge after running so blindly.

Based on the idea of ​​not looking for nothing at this once-in-a-million-year opportunity, Yan Zhen quickly looked at this naked handsome man from head to toe, and counted his abs by the way.

Only six dollars?Is it only six yuan?This is completely different from what Yan Zhen imagined in private, he counted again without giving up.

This gaze was so intense that Yuan Hua wanted to ignore it but couldn't. While grabbing the clothes on the shelf next to him to cover his upper body, he looked back at Yan Zhen with an indescribable look: "Shouldn't you have seen enough?"

"No, I'm sorry." Yan Zhen's face was already flushed, but now it seemed to be dripping with blood.He was at a loss, and his eyes moved away quickly.Originally, he was not such a bold person, but now he was so dizzy that he almost couldn't turn his head around. "I'm not intentional……"

He wanted to explain, but felt that there was no silver 300 taels here.The way Yuan Hua looked at him was also very strange, and the explanation would only get darker and darker. He gave up on himself and pretended nothing happened: "Anyway, I'm sorry to bother you!"

Yuan Hua originally wanted to sneer a few more words, but seeing his hasty expression and clean eyes, like a small animal, he swallowed the words and continued to put on his clothes.Yan Zhen's ears were listening to the voices outside, and her eyes were uncontrollably looking at Yuan Hua.

Only six dollars...

Yuan Hua pulled down the hem of her clothes, turned her head vigilantly, Yan Zhen reacted quickly, and immediately stuck her whole body to the door like a gecko to show her innocence.

Yuan Hua: "..."

It was completely quiet outside, Yan Zhen couldn't hear anything, thinking that the things outside should have left, but she couldn't be sure, and couldn't let go of her breath.

Even if he walked away for a while, he would still be entangled later, and he couldn't contact his mother. He didn't know how to deal with the current situation.He was suffering from a headache when a shadow suddenly appeared behind him.

Yuan Hua: "How long will it take you?"

The distance was a bit close, Yan Zhen pressed the door, her heart was pounding with excitement, her face was calm: "Sorry, it might not work now, can you wait for a few more minutes?"

Yuan Hua tilted his head, then raised his eyebrows again, looking extremely handsome.

"Someone is chasing me." Yan Zhen said.

Yuan Hua gave a light "Oh", and the corners of her mouth curled into an indescribable arc. "I've heard about it."

Yan Zhen: "..."

Why did he feel that something was wrong?

Yuan Hua really didn't open the door forcefully, she just stood there.He wore a pair of earphones around his neck, a simple polo shirt, and a pair of trousers. He was a cool and handsome guy.Yuan Hua's personality was as good as the rumors said, even though he was blocked at the door for no reason, he didn't lose his temper.The apology in Yan Zhen's heart fermented for a while, and finally gave in rationally, and he opened the door.

"Don't hide?" Yuan Hua asked.

Yan Zhen didn't bother to answer, he poked his head out cautiously, and looked around.

Yuan Hua behind him couldn't help laughing seeing him like this.

"Don't hide, it's okay." Yan Zhen lowered his head to make room, he felt that he might be blushing again.

Yuan Hua glanced at him, closed the door and walked out.Yan Zhen thought for a while and said, "Thank you."

Yuan Hua waved with his back to him, meaning you're welcome.

In the evening at the end of April, the sky was still bright. This building is next to the stadium, and there are not many people who come here at ordinary times. At this time, there is not a single student in sight, and the corridor is empty.Yan Zhen breathed a sigh of relief, and just as she took a step to leave, a fluffy thing suddenly circled her neck.

Yan Zhen froze.

"Oh, you run pretty fast, what are you doing in there, flirting with men?"

The hairball on the neck arched and arched, and the wet nose pressed against his face: "Look, you also flirt with men, why can't you help me..."

Yan Zhen: "I didn't flirt with men."

"All right, all right, who cares about you, let me tell you, you are a karma master, why do you run away when you see me?" Mao Tuan twisted his body again, "I just want you to do me a favor, I won't bother you after I help you."

Yan Zhen muttered: "You broke the glass today and I was fined. I haven't settled with you yet. Why should I help you?"

"It's easy to handle. As compensation, which brothers do you like, I'll pack them up for you and sleep together."

"What if I don't want this kind of compensation?" Yan Zhen didn't want anything to do with this monster at all.

Mao Tuan smiled and said, "Then I'll put you to sleep. You're also skinny and tender. What do you humans have a saying? Three years of blood is worth the death penalty?"

Yan Zhen: "..."

Yan Zhen has a secret.

He is different from ordinary people in that he can judge the "monsters" in the crowd.

I don't know when, monsters gradually assimilated with humans, they are under the control of an alliance jointly established by humans and monsters, and follow the routine of humans to survive.

When monsters entered the legal society, the legal system naturally had to be gradually improved.Love between monsters and humans has become a very important issue.One is that monsters live longer than humans, and they always promise each other to see each other in the next life; the other is that there are good monsters who abide by the law, and naturally there are bad monsters who use the guise of love to suck human energy.

In order to regulate marriage, a special profession came into being, that is, "King of Marriage Teacher".

The so-called matchmaker can use magic to establish a marriage contract for a lover and a demon.The monster who has established a contract can be with human beings aboveboard, and can seek the next life after the death of the lover, and awaken the memory of the lover again.For monsters who are not willing to befriend, playing hooligans to humans is equivalent to a crime and will be sanctioned by the alliance.

The so-called bond is actually more like a report.If you have a crush on an ordinary person's monster, you will find a matchmaker, and after you get the promise of a match, you will pursue this person.And the human and the demon who have already fallen in love naturally, in order to be able to get together smoothly, must also find a matchmaker to conclude a contract.

This is actually what Yan Zhen knows so far, because he became a matchmaker two months ago.

And the fluffy thing around his neck was a tricky monster he just encountered today, a white fox that just woke up from a century-old sleep.

"You have been taught by the alliance, why don't you know how to repent?"

The fox has turned into a boy in white, with messy natural curly hair, big double eyelids and small dimples, and a small pink mouth. He looks really harmless to humans and animals, like an elf.

Sitting opposite Yan Zhen, he gnawed on the chicken feet and said, "Who knew there was such a ghost, I'm so wronged... I was struck by lightning when I was able to transform into a human form. It’s over, I’m a vixen, I haven’t slept with a man yet! The first thing I do when I wake up is of course to find a man to sleep with, but who knows that my pants are all taken off, and a tigress came to spoil my good deeds and catch me I will silently write the core values ​​of socialism!"

Yan Zhen: "..."

"A thousand times! A thousand times!" The fox was aggrieved and burst into tears, "I even struggled to write my name!"

Yan Zhen silently asked: "What's your name?"

The fox said, "Hu Yishu."

"What are you talking about?" Yan Zhen thought she had heard wrong.

"Hu Yishu." The fox chewed the bones carefully and burped, "My mother said that a poor name is easy to support."

Yan Zhen: "..."

After eating and drinking enough, Hu Yishu'er stretched Erlang's legs to pick his teeth.Yan Zhen glanced at the plates on the table, feeling a little distressed about her wallet.

"Since I can't do it by force, I'll come to you." Hu Yishuer said, "I've inquired for a long time, and then I found out that there is someone like you who has inherited the mantle of Yan Yunlan, the master of karma. As a result, you saw me Run, you still don’t want to help me, how did you become a karma master?”

Yan Zhen glanced at him, helplessly supported her forehead, and whispered, "It's not that I don't want to help you..."

"Anyway, I don't care," Hu Yishu'er got into a tantrum, quite domineering, "I'm relying on you, you must help me!"

Yan Zhen was still a little afraid of this kind of unruly monster, so he said expediently, "Tell me first what you want me to help you with?"

Satisfied, Hu Yishu'er smiled and rolled his eyes again: "I just want to sleep with that handsome guy from your school."

"Which handsome brother?" Yan Zhen said, "There must be a specific goal."

"I don't know his name, I just know that he is the best-looking one, a group of people are playing, and I fell in love with him."

playing ball?Best looking?An ominous premonition welled up in Yan Zhen's heart.

"Wait, you're not talking about Yuan Hua, are you?"

Hu Yishu'er held his chin and thought for a while, "Is he the prettiest one?"

Yan Zhen feels sorry for Yuan Hua's Yan now: "Good-looking is the prettiest..."

"That's him!" Hu Yishu'er said firmly, "I like him!"

Yan Zhen has mixed feelings, he really likes Yuan Hua's face, is he going to push Yuan Hua into the pit of fire with his own hands now?

"You said you would help me!" Seeing his expression, Hu Yishuer immediately pretended to be fierce. Although the effect was not obvious, it was still cute, "I got angry, and the consequences are very serious."

Yan Zhen faltered: "I, I didn't say I won't help you, so you want to fall in love with him?"

"Dating? Don't talk about it," Hu Yishu'er showed an innocent smile, "I just want to sleep with him legally."

Yan Zhen covered her face in pain. "..."

"What's the matter?" Hu Yishu'er really had a lock of hair on the top of his head that was slightly raised, and when he shook his head, it would sway with the wind. He became anxious, "You promised me, but don't tell me you're back on your word!"

Yan Zhen did a good job of mental work, and forced out an "um".

Now that she decided to match them up, Yan Zhen felt that she couldn't let Yuan Hua down.He said cautiously: "I can help you, but we need to agree on three chapters first."

Hu Yishu'er was so happy that he almost changed back to his original shape. He frowned again when he heard the words "Three Chapters of Covenant Law", "Say it."

"First of all...you can't force it. Now it's just that you like him. We don't know if he likes men."

Hu Yishuer opened his mouth to complain, but rolled his eyes, and readily agreed.

"That's fine, then what?"

"Then, then..." Yan Zhen thought anxiously, "Anyway, out of politeness, let's write a love letter first."