The anchor teaches you how to slap your face

In the world tens of millions of years ago, there was no Valley of Youth, and there were only three races in the world: humans, demons, and demons. The world blended together and was never separated.However, as the saying goes, people who are not my race must have different hearts. Different races live in the same world, no matter what, there will be conflicts due to entanglements such as interests.

Heavenly demons like to eat human beings, while big demons enslave human beings.As time went by, the grievances between the three races became deeper and deeper.Eventually, war broke out between the three races.And the so-called 'Ancient War' is the last war.I don't know how many amazing and brilliant monks fell, and the talented big demon and heavenly demon were also killed and injured countless times.

All three races were severely injured, the way of heaven was wrathful, "fairies and demons" appeared, and the Valley of Youth appeared, and the four worlds were separated and independent from then on. As the channel leading to the Valley of Youth, the Valley of Youth The valley owner guards.

The ancient battlefield... the burial place of so many amazing, talented and beautiful people.Although no one has ever been to that place, one can know without thinking, that place is definitely full of resentment, obsession, evil spirit, etc... and these things are all harmful to the world of cultivating immortals.

No matter what the purpose of those demon cultivators is, they must be found before the demon cultivators!And... even if it is not for the future of the world of cultivating immortals, but just for themselves, they have to go to the ancient battlefield!After all, in that place, there are not only dangers, but also opportunities!

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Chen Xi and Guyan finished the task. After they left Baicaomen, they found that there was nothing to do, so they discussed it and decided to take a walk around the world of cultivating immortals first, to see the scenery and taste the delicious food. Wouldn't it be nice to be around?Of course, the last point is for Gu Yan.

In the game, no matter where it is, the scenery is extremely beautiful. After all, these are just fictional scenery in the game, and the fictional things always look perfect.However, although beauty is beautiful, if you see too many beautiful things, your eyes will get tired and you will get tired of it.

The two gave up the wild beauty in the mountains and forests, and settled in a village with beautiful mountains and rivers.Gu Yan's level is already the highest in the entire server, even far surpassing No.220, so he is not in a hurry to complete the task to upgrade, instead, he will continue to improve his auxiliary skills in the following time.

A month and a half seemed to pass in the blink of an eye.

During this time, Gu Yan went through hard (?) practice day and night, including three meals a day, and successfully cultivated his auxiliary skill 'cooking' to the master stage.From the initial jerky and discomfort, to the smooth flow afterwards.It is also fortunate that there is only Chen Xi beside Gu Yan, and there is no other familiar person, otherwise, she must be stunned, doubting life, and even more doubting whether Gu Yan has been crossed by someone.

During the leisurely time of Chen Xi and Gu Yan, the player world outside is extremely exciting.Just like what was said in the chat on the world channel.Not long after the world announcement, the channel between the Mortal Realm and the Immortal Realm was opened. After many players accepted some tasks, they opened the map of the Immortal Realm and teleported into the Immortal Realm.

As for the rest of the unlucky ones, it doesn’t matter even if they don’t receive the mission, because after the opening of the passage between the immortal world and the ordinary world, many immortal cultivators came to the human world to find good seedlings and bring them into the immortal world. Among them, the income sect.

In just over a month, the outside world has undergone earth-shaking changes.In the entire 'Sky Domain', at least two-thirds of the players have already opened the casual map, and nearly half of the players have successfully passed the test and joined their favorite sects.

At this time, the real fun of the 'Tianyu' game will be revealed.

Xiuxian, these two words have attracted so many people to go crazy, and now, they can personally experience it in the game, flying with a sword, waving their hands to turn the clouds and rain, wind and water, even if these are just false, everyone is satisfied .Therefore, the 'Tianyu' game ushered in a new round of peak, countless players poured into the game, crazy about it.

'Tianyu' has become the real second world for all human beings.

Of course, for Chen Xi and Gu Yan, these external matters are not worthy of their attention.The former really doesn't care, while the latter is immersed in the beautiful world of "Tender Township", and has no energy to pay attention to other things.

Today is another sunny day, Gu Yan is sitting under a big tree by the river fishing, Chen Xi walks out from the jungle behind him, holding a bunch of fruits in his arms, he puts these fruits on the ground, and asks Gu Yan: " Do you want to eat? Just picked, very fresh."

Gu Yan smiled, picked up two fruits, washed them in the river water, and handed one of them to Chen Xi.

After taking a bite of the fruit, Gu Yan said: "It's very sweet."

Chen Xi also took a bite, and nodded in agreement: "Yeah."

The melon-eating crowd in the live broadcast room: "........." After more than a month of devastation by dog ​​food, the soft hearts of everyone in the live broadcast room have become as hard as steel, and nothing can stop them. Let them be shaken!no more!Isn't it just dog food!It's like that when you're used to it!

without!Varied!what!big!No!up!

After finishing speaking, everyone in the live broadcast room broke down and cried with a 'woof', and a group of people filled the screen and yelled, and their insane appearance looked almost crazy.

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[Is it over, I asked if it's over!unacceptable!national flower!Don't rely on us liking you!You bully us!Beep!You are too much!I can't take it!I'm so angry!I'll die for you right now!Believe it or not! ! ! 】

[National flower, do you know!You have been with this shameless little goblin for 56 days, 43 hours and [-] minutes!If you keep doing this, the relationship between us will be over, do you know that! 】

[Guohua and his little wife are eating fruit, while I am numbly eating dog food. Is it the loss of human nature or the lack of morality?Before this question is answered, let me show you a... Ignition stunt!From ancient times to the present, it has never been heard before. There is only one time, and there is no second chance to watch it. Pay attention, I will die immediately! 】

[This live broadcast room... the screen is full of monsters, I am so scared that I dare not speak and post barrage.Am I the only one who thinks this kind of live broadcast is good every day?Every day is very leisurely, besides spreading dog food, just looking at the scenery, I feel calm when watching the live broadcast, and the impetuousness of the past has disappeared, very comfortable! 】

【Yeah, my heart is also calm, it almost stops beating, it's so fucking calm... so angry that I faint. 】

[With all due respect, no matter how angry you are, it is impossible to get in touch with the national flower, so what are you beeping about?Just like me, you can't think of something useful, such as... Who will be the next person who will become a big boss of Duyan?My heart can't wait to see it hehehehehe. 】

【What are you laughing at? Didn't you watch the live broadcast carefully? Guohua said before that Big Brother Guyan and Fengshen are the same person... It seems to be the relationship between past and present lives? ? ?Anyway, I don’t understand it, but according to the conclusion drawn by those barrage bosses—it’s right that they are all alone, and they are all their own people, and suddenly they lost interest [Dejected.JPG]]

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After more than a month of tossing about dog food, the audience in the live broadcast room was haggard. They were lively, cute, mischievous and funny in the past. Now they are dying, and they feel that they have no interest in watching anything.

In reality, the two who caused all this knew nothing about it.

In more than a month, Gu Yan has practiced almost all the auxiliary skills of daily life to a proficient level. Among these skills, there is the ability to fish. It only takes the time for eating a fruit, and Gu Yan has already fished from the water. There was a big fish with fat heads and blue-gray scales.

Gu Yan looked at the fruits of her labor and said with satisfaction: "Chen Xi, let's make fish soup tonight, shall we?"

Chen Xi was not picky about food, so when she heard what Gu Yan said, she nodded in response: "Well, good."

Gu Yan put the fish into the space, and asked Chen Xi, "Is there anything else you want to eat tonight?"

"Roast chicken? Rabbit?" Chen Xi was thinking.

Under the bright sunshine, the two sat in the shade of a tree, discussing tonight's dinner.Just as they were talking, there was a 'ding' in their ears. It had been a while since they had heard this sound, but it was still very familiar to them.After all, this indifferent and inorganic voice is too recognizable.

The two looked at each other. Is this the sound of the system?

Sure enough, the next second, the indifferent voice of the mastermind of 'Tianyu' rang in their ears.

[World Announcement: The elders of the various sects in the world of cultivating immortals have uncovered the evil conspiracy and found the exact location of the ancient battlefield.The map of the advanced area · Night Rain Icefield is officially open to players, and the dungeon of the secret realm · Ancient Battlefield is officially open to players.After three days, the dungeon of the secret realm will be open to the public and may be closed at any time. Players please proceed with caution and do what you can. ]

It is naturally a big thing to let the system make a world announcement.

The content on the world announcement made the players think, the focus was on the two places where the map was opened.The former advanced area requires a certain level of strength to enter, and it will not be closed after it is opened, so there is no need to think about it for the time being.As for the latter, the dungeon of the secret realm... this is incredible.

It was like a drop of water falling into a frying pan, causing an uproar immediately, and almost all players in the game began to discuss this matter.However, apart from the system's world announcement, they don't know anything else, the information they get is limited, and they can discuss it, so the things they get are naturally limited.

People who don't know secretly speculate in their hearts, or exchange information with each other and friends.

People who know the inside story are secretly preparing. Even if they can't clear the dungeon of the secret realm, they can still find some good things in it, such as medicine pills. take it out.

Because of a world announcement, the players of the entire game were shocked.

As for Chen Xi and Gu Yan, their reactions were very calm.Regarding the contents of the announcement, although they don't quite understand what happened outside, they can vaguely guess the specific contents.

Night Rain Ice Field?Ancient battlefield?Chen Xi and Guyan sounded very familiar with these two places. Just over a month ago, they accepted the mission to investigate this matter.At that time, in the main hall of Baicaomen, the group of people were talking about this matter...

Connect what you heard back then with the world announcement just now.The truth is almost out.

The news they brought was true, and after they left, those who got the news in the hall should have started to act. The speed of the work was fast enough. In more than a month, they found the location of the ancient battlefield... …

"Close it at any time... It sounds a bit like a hidden copy." Gu Yan said speculatively.

"En." Chen Xi nodded, and then asked Gu Yan: "Shall we go?"

"This..." Gu Yan hesitated: "That place is very dangerous." Although he knew that Chen Xi was powerful, Gu Yan couldn't help but worry about it.Worry is born out of love, fear is born out of love, this sentence is right, because I care, so I can't think rationally.

"To me, it's nothing." Chen Xi said.

Gu Yan's hesitant heart stabilized for a while, and said: "Then... shall we go and have a look?"

"Okay." Chen Xi nodded.

After the two discussed it, they did what they said.The copy of the secret realm of the ancient battlefield will be opened in three days, and there is a possibility that the copy will be cleared and closed at any time. It is best to rush there as soon as possible.The two got up, patted the grass clippings and dust on the corners of their clothes, and returned to their residence in the village.

Although I have lived here for about a month, there are not many things that can be packed.What's more, for the two of them, Chen Xi has his own space, and Gu Yan also has a space package in the game, so it is very easy to carry things.

Both Chen Xi and Gu Yan have a straightforward personality. In less than 10 minutes, the two of them have almost finished tidying up and can go to the secret dungeon.

When leaving the village, many people along the way greeted Chen Xi and Gu Yan.After leaving the village, Chen Xi said, "Although I know it's a game, it still feels very real."

"Is Chen Xi reluctant?" Gu Yan said, "After we go to the dungeon, we can come back again."

Chen Xi just sighed casually, without any reluctance or reluctance, but when she heard what Gu Yan said, she nodded and responded: "Well, we can come back after the dungeon is over."

In the live broadcast room there were corpses, the people who had nothing to love.

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[Hehehehehehehehe I am cute, simple, kind, innocent, lively, cute, delicate, beautiful, noble, elegant and charming, the national flower, do you think you can come back?It's so naive and so cute!I curse you with my precious ability of Qijiro One Night!Three days later, in the most beautiful place in the distance, you will see a beautiful flower bush, and then you touch the delicate petals, and then lose consciousness, only the kiss of true love can love you, and at the same time Only the person you love can kiss you awake, bahahahahaha impossible, there is no true love in this world hahahahahahaha! 】

[Big brother in front of you, stop, you smile so YD!Also, you made up this story, can I report you for plagiarism?Of course, if you don't want to be reported, it's okay, just spend a month with me, and I can pretend that I didn't see it. 】

[Should such an evil PY deal be reached in public?I'm going to call the law enforcement team if you're like this!Also, I really want to complain, what the hell is that baby's seven times a night ability?Sleeping with seven people seven times in one night?If you look at it this way, it is indeed very precious, embarrassing your chrysanthemum. 】

[? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Brother, you are calm, I said, just playing the game, just playing the game, please think more about your thoughts, do n’t move your dirty women's thinking, make others think like you bring your own mosaic. Usually, if you say that about me, I will be very shy? (????ω????)? You hate it. 】

[Eating more and more dog food, the atmosphere in this live broadcast room is getting more and more weird... It seems that everyone, after experiencing the devastation of dog food, has changed a gender.The big guy in women's clothes, the soft girl in men's clothes... suddenly suffocated, it's strange. 】

[After being depressed, is it crazy?In fact, I really like soft girls in men's clothing, hehehehehehehe, I couldn't help but let out a burst of YD laughter.However, to be honest, the conversation between Guohua and Gu Yan just now really gave people a feeling of Flagg.Just like the 'wait until I come back alive to marry you'.There was a feeling of a pill. 】

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As soon as Flagg, who was 'killed to death', was mentioned, the onlookers in the live broadcast room who were full of corpses suddenly became interested. It may be that they ate too much dog food, so the desire for the newspaper was born in their hearts. In short...they were looking forward to Flagg's real How can the apparition be broken!They don't want much, as long as the two in front of them... no, the national flower is fine, as long as the little goblin, Big Guy Guyan, is kicked away!

The newspaper office's wall-cracked onlookers gathered together and hehehehe, obscene laughter filled the entire screen of the live broadcast room.

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But in reality, Chen Xi and Gu Yan are discussing where to enter the ancient battlefield.There are two places for the entrance to this secret dungeon of the ancient battlefield.The first entrance is the branch secret realm of Mount Andeng, and the second entrance is the Night Rain Ice Field.

Two different entrances have different effects when entering.

Entering the ancient battlefield from the secret realm of the Anteng Mountain Branch, although it is easy and not dangerous, but after entering the secret realm, a 'weak' and indelible negative status will be automatically attached.As for the second entrance, Yuyu Icefield, the process of entering from here is full of dangers. After all, Yuyu Icefield is an advanced map.But while dangerous, it is rewarding.

Although the process of entering the dungeon of the secret realm through the Night Rain Ice Field is very dangerous, after entering the ancient battlefield, a "burst" buff will automatically appear. This buff allows the player to triple all abilities within 10 minutes, and After the time is up, there will be no negative effects, such as physical weakness and so on.

In short, the branch secret realm of Mount Andeng is easy to enter, but after entering, the difficulty of the dungeon will increase, and the Ye Yu Ice Field, although it is difficult to enter, but after entering, there will be a little gold finger, and the difficulty of the dungeon will be reduced by one-third one.

"I don't know who set up this part of the game, it's really cunning." Gu Yan said: "There is no difference between the two... no, there is a difference, the difference lies in whether to be eliminated by the dungeon sooner or later Eliminated by the copy."

"En." Chen Xi nodded, agreeing with what Gu Yan said.

After entering the dungeon, the dungeon cannot be cleared, and the dungeon cannot be entered, let alone cleared.There is no difference between the two.

Chen Xi opened the player's map, looked around carefully, and said, "The map of Yeyu Ice Field has been opened, and it is much closer to our location than the secret branch of Mount Anteng. Let's enter from Yeyu Ice Field."

"Okay, I have no objection." Gu Yan nodded, smiled slightly, and jokingly said: "Anyway, I'm just a thigh hugger now, and I am what the gold master says. When you enter the map, Chen Xi, you have to protect I."

Hearing Gu Yan speak in such a tone, Chen Xi inexplicably felt a little strange, but couldn't tell what was so strange. She finally took a look at Gu Yan and nodded, but didn't say anything. It seemed that she was acquiescing to Gu Yan said.

Seeing this, Gu Yan's smile widened.Being unresponsive is also a bit of an advantage, at least he will take advantage of the verbal advantage and will not be discovered by Chen Xi.

The onlookers in the live broadcast room: "..." There is nothing to say, only teeth grinding.Little fairy, you should be thankful that we can't cross dimensions, otherwise a group of us would kill you with one bite!

Following the route instructions on the map, Chen Xi and Guyan rushed to the Yeyu Ice Field, where they were indeed very close to the Yeyu Ice Field.In just two days, the two reached the outermost circle of the Yeyu Ice Field.Strange to say, the map of Yeyu Icefield seems to be independent of the world, and it is clearly connected with the world, but the two are not related to each other.

Mingming night, the rain and ice field is cold and windy, and there is ice and snow everywhere, but the place where it intersects is sunny, flowers and plants are in full bloom, and it looks fresh and pleasant.Hell on the left, heaven on the right, and between the two, there is only a dividing line.

Guy Yan studied the dividing line for a while, reached out his hand into the map of Yeyu Icefield, waited for a few minutes, then retracted his hand again, the back of his hand was already white, and the white was red.Apparently, it came out of the freezer.

"It's really strange." Gu Yan sighed.

Chen Xi took out the prepared food and said, "Come here, let's have lunch."

"it is good."

The two finished their lunch, packed up their things, and then stood together at the dividing line of the Yeyu Ice Field. After studying for a while, Chen Xi said, "I suddenly remembered that you don't have any thick clothes."

"..." Gu Yan was silent for a while, and after Chen Xi mentioned it, he suddenly realized the problem: "Well..."

"It's running out of time. The copy of the ancient battlefield's secret realm will be open tomorrow." Chen Xi said, "By the way, I have some clothes here. Do you want to wear a few more? It should be able to withstand the cold."

"Okay." Gu Yan nodded.

Chen Xi rummaged through his space, and after an unknown amount of time, Chen Xi finally found what he was looking for. This was the clothes that he kept in Wen Yan and Xuan's two worlds, but later traveled across the world to modern times. The clothes are useless and have not been touched.

Taking the clothes out of the space, Chen Xi handed them to Gu Yan.The materials of these clothes are very good, very comfortable to the touch, and the patterns embroidered on them are also exquisite. It can be seen that the price of these clothes is not cheap.However...these clothes are all worn in spring, summer and autumn. In short, none of them are winter clothes.

Chen Xi said: "Why don't you wear more clothes?"

Gu Yan was silent for a few seconds, but what else could he say at this time, he could only nod his head and said with difficulty: "Okay."

Then, Gu Yan put on a few more pieces of underwear... It's fine if you don't wear these clothes, but once you put them on, Gu Yan's whole body will change the feeling of others... and the change is very big.

"You look like a bucket." Chen Xi said.

Gu Yan felt a little strange because of her bloated figure, but when she heard Chen Xi's words, she immediately said, "..." The gentle smile froze on her face.

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[Pfft... Hahahahaha, no, what, I didn’t laugh, hahahahaha, bucket, don’t laugh at me, hahahahahahaha, I can’t help it, little fairy, look, you have gained weight, Our national flower despises it, you are a little self-aware, come back after losing weight, laughing to death. 】

[Guo Hua took out a bunch of clothes for Gu Yan to wear, and Gu Yan was forced to put them on. However, after putting them on, Guo Hua expressed her disgust and told Gu Yan that you are like a bucket now.If my ability to describe is okay, the process of this matter is like this. 】

[The strength of the national flower complains!StarCraft's most pissed-off flower lives up to its reputation!Admiration, admiration, can't afford to be offended. 】

[Gu Yan's expression on his face is stiff, and through his expression, I can know his heart.It should be saying "Knock you, knock you, I'll knock you, I'll knock your grandma!" No, Gu Yan, who likes the national flower so much, shouldn't say that.Let me think about it, what is he thinking. 】

[What else can I think, I want to cry.They are all despised by the national flower as buckets.You have meat in your clothes, and you look thinner when you take off your clothes. It's very good. This is a perfect figure. Don't be sad. The words of Guohua are meaningless. They are not laughing at you for being fat. What Guohua means is that you are now It looks a little fat. 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha a knife, stabbing fiercely in Gu Yan's heart. 】

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Sensing that the emotional fluctuations in Gu Yan's heart became chaotic in an instant, Chen Xi asked, "What's wrong?" Chen Xi's tone was very innocent and innocent, and he didn't know that Gu Yan was hurt internally because of his unintentional words just now. .

Seeing that Chen Xi didn't realize what he said at all, Gu Yan could only be hurt internally, and silently glued back his broken heart, and replied with a somewhat difficult tone: "It's nothing."

"Oh." Chen Xi nodded, and continued: "Are you still cold? Do you want to wear some more?"

Gu Yan: "..."

You all think that I am like a bucket now, and if I wear a few more clothes, should I become a water tank?

"That's good." Gu Yan smiled weakly, and said, "I feel a little hot."

"Hot?" Chen Xi wondered.

Gu Yan nodded: "Yes."

"Then how many pieces do you want to take off?" Chen Xi said.

"Okay, take off some clothes!" Gu Yan replied quickly and decisively.After answering Chen Xi, Gu Yan also took off two pieces of clothes neatly.Looking at it now, although the clothes can't be said to be self-cultivating, at least they won't look bloated.

Chen Xi looked at Gu Yan and hesitated: "Won't it be cold like this?"

"No, it's fine like this!" Gu Yan said seriously and seriously, it's a matter of image, anyway, people can't freeze to death in the game, so he just needs to bear it.If it doesn't work, then put those clothes on when it's cold!

Chen Xi nodded and said, "Okay, if you're cold, tell me."