The anchor teaches you how to slap your face

"It turned out to be two beautiful...handsome sons"

When the female bandit said "handsome son" at the end, her tone became extremely soft, and then she chuckled.The meaning of molestation in the words is very obvious, even the onlookers who are separated by a screen feel that something is very wrong, let alone Chen Xi and Gu Yan who are the parties involved.

Even, compared to the onlookers in the live broadcast room, the 'molestation' felt by the two of them was even more obvious.

In addition to the soft tone deliberately lowered by the female bandit when she spoke, she also looked at the two people who came out from behind the tree with unusually frivolous eyes.This kind of look and behavior is worse than the appearance of teasing the two newcomers just now.

As for Chen Xi and Guyan who were being sized up by the female bandit, the former's brows were furrowed in an indiscernible manner. Although Chen Xi half understood the hidden meaning behind this look, he didn't like this look either. And tone, even if there is no malice or threat in it.

As for the latter, Gu Yan's expression did not change, but his mood became uncontrollably gloomy.

If the person being scrutinized by the female bandit is only Gu Yan alone, he might still find it a little funny and not appreciate it, but when there is even dawn among the people being scrutinized, Gu Yan can't sit still.What annoyed him the most was that Chen Xi didn't seem to understand this, and faced the woman's ambiguous and bewitching gaze, she still looked straight at her, without any intention of avoiding suspicion.

Gu Yan's gaze gradually became icy cold.

Chen Xi can't be wrong, he was not interested in this woman!But now, Chen Xi has been staring at this woman!So, this woman is actively seducing Chen Xi?

People who are jealous are irrational, and if they are irrational, they will lose their normal thinking. This point, both men and women, will be affected.Annoyed in her heart, Gu Yan forgot that Chen Xi had been staring at the woman behind the tree just now, and there was no change!Probably this is the suspect stealing the ax (being seduced?), so it feels wrong to look at it.

Not very innocent, but she is a female bandit who was blamed by Gu Yan: "...???"

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[Big Guy Guyan looked at the young lady viciously, thinking: MMP, you treat me as dead, the one who hooked up with me in front of my face?I'll bled you, skinned you, cramped, deboned, and cut your flesh in minutes, believe it or not!Shameless vixen! 】

[My mother, this inner translation is perfect, it perfectly expresses Gu Yan's heart, and it's vivid!Come on, bring up the trophy and give this big brother an award! ! ! ! ! !applaud! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Little brother, I have washed my hands with sulfuric acid, please let me touch your trophy, thank you. 】

[Today, during the holidays, in other live broadcast rooms, the handsome anchors have happily put on white silk stockings female servant skirt rabbit ears, calling out 'Master~people~' cutely, but, In our live broadcast room, the ugly...no...the handsome anchor completely ignored this festival, and ignored our request inhumanely and mercilessly!Why……】

[No, big brother? ? ?Do you want to see the national flower wearing white silk stockings maid skirt and rabbit ears? ? ?are you crazy? ? ?Believe it or not, the flower blowers found your place in minutes, and then a group of people played mahjong at your door day and night! ! !Guaranteed to be able to hear words like "blossom on the bar", "touch", "self-touch" and "foolish" within a hundred miles! ! ! 】

[woc, this is really a terrible threat, the operation is too flamboyant, can I just shut up, surrender, surrender, surrender. 】

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The focus of the people eating melons in the live broadcast room was the same as before, and the angle was tricky. A group of people perfectly translated the thoughts in Gu Yan's mind into words. After discussing for less than 3 minutes, the topic changed, and it was too crooked to see the original appearance. up.This situation has become the norm.

But in reality, the female bandit in red clothes is a bit uncomfortable being stared at by Gu Yan.In fact, Gu Yan's facial expression at this moment is quite normal, and there is nothing strange about it.But if you stare at the eyes carefully, you will find that although Gu Yan's expression is smiling, those eyes give people a very cold feeling.

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After being stared at like this, the female bandit felt uncomfortable for a while, then simply ignored it, and said, "Why are you staring at me with such penetrating eyes, sir? Could it be because I am so good-looking?"

This sentence, the female bandit said without being coy, let alone shy.

For her appearance, the female bandit is very confident.Naturally beautiful, it is hard to give up. All businessmen who have been robbed by her will lose their minds the moment they see her after she appears.There are even some desperate and lustful people who say that they are willing to marry her and give him all the money, just asking for a spring breeze or something.

There are too many stupid and hypocritical men who only look at their appearance. After experiencing it many times, the female bandit feels that the two people in front of her (Gu Yan and Chen Xi) are no different from those people, and she will soon succumb to her appearance.

No... She can't say that, at least, the two people in front of her are still very different in appearance compared to those people before.It directly compares those stupid men in the past to crooked melons and dates, and I can't bear to look directly at them.

If it is someone with this kind of appearance, she can consider the spring breeze for a while, and even getting married is not impossible... After all, the appearance of these two people is better than the one she was looking for... Oh, it was this time that he was robbed of their marriage The groom must be beautiful.

The female bandit grew up on the mountain and has never read a book. Looking good is the biggest compliment she can give.

Thinking of this, the female bandit couldn't help but turn her eyes around Chen Xi and Gu Yan.It's not just men who are tempted by beauty, women are also.However, after watching for a while, the female bandit still couldn't resist Gu Yan's cold gaze.Can't help but say: "Young master, you...?"

Gu Yan uttered a word coldly: "Ugly."

"..." The woman didn't react when she heard the words, she was silent for a while to think, and after she finished thinking, the woman felt that she probably had an illusion due to tinnitus.How could she have heard the word 'ugly'?I must have misheard!

Thinking like this in her heart, but the woman couldn't help asking for confirmation: "You...what did you just say?" When she said this, the woman was so confused that she forgot to bring the title 'son' and used it directly. you'.

And the woman who caused this thought and ignored the woman, her tone was still cold, and said: "It's too ugly."

The meaning of this sentence, although there is no name to indicate who she is talking about, but it follows her sentence just now, "Why is your son staring at me with such penetrating eyes?"Is it because I'm so pretty? ', clearly calling her ugly! ! !

And this sentence is the result of her repeated verification. The man in front of her speaks words so clearly that the woman is powerless to explain in her heart, and it is impossible to tell herself that it is an illusion caused by tinnitus!

In an instant, the woman's face flushed red, not from shame, but purely from anger.

Although she was a female bandit who grew up on a mountain, was illiterate, and was not a girl from a good family, she was also a woman!Of course, she is also very concerned about her appearance!Moreover, even if she didn't care about her looks, she would still get angry when she heard Gu Yan's targeted words.

The chest kept rising and falling, the woman stared at Gu Yan resentfully, the ambiguous feeling in her eyes just now seemed to have never appeared, it was just a hallucination.

Smiling back angrily, the woman said: "Young master, don't you know that there is nothing wrong with being mean and poisonous!"

"I heard." Gu Yan said.

The woman sneered: "Then you are the reason..."

"But I'm just telling the truth." Gu Yan continued the previous sentence.

woman:"……"

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[Woc Guyan boss 666666666, if you don’t speak, you will be ashamed, once you speak, you are so poisonous~ you are so poisonous~ you are really poisonous~]

【Mom, I finally saw what it means to treat a rival in love as ruthlessly as the autumn wind sweeps away fallen leaves'】

[Eh...although...the development of this plot is very gratifying.But, isn't Gu Yan's mouth too poisonous?For a girl... No, it's mean to judge a woman's appearance as 'ugly'. 】

[emmmmmmm, what you said makes sense, but being 'mean' makes sense.Anyway, no matter what other people look like, if someone wants to hook up with my boyfriend, don't say 'mean' and call him ugly, I'll just go up and beat him up! 】

[Did I miss any important plot?Is the relationship between Guohua and Gu Yan confirmed? ? ?What's the matter? ? ?No, they are not lovers! ! !So the example does not hold! ! ! 】

[No, even if you're not a lover... so if you're pursuing a relationship, if you see a competitor, you're a rival in love. Isn't your way of dealing with it by pissing off the other party in all kinds of 360-degree ice and snow without any dead ends?Or... will you choose to regress and give up?Smile suddenly frightened.JPG]

[The demeanor of a man does not need to exist when he is against a rival in love.Just now, the young lady winked at the national flower and smiled, the big guy Guyan must have been greatly stimulated, and he must be very angry. Hahahahahahaha. 】

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As the people who eat melons in the live broadcast room said, Guyan is indeed very angry now. As for things like demeanor, it is indeed an unnecessary burden when you are fighting a rival in love.When it's time to give up, you have to give up.

For this point, Guyan has implemented it very well.Just opened his mouth twice and said a few words, his feminine face flushed red, and the eyes staring at Gu Yan were also angry.But at least he is a bandit leader, so impulsive and irritable, it is impossible to secure his position among a group of men.

In a few minutes, the woman restrained her anger.With a sneer, he said, "A mere ordinary person actually talks to me like this! I'll let you know what the fate of talking nonsense is." As soon as the words fell, seven or eight bandits who received the hint from the woman drew their weapons, with fierce expressions on their faces The rest of the bandits rushed towards Guyan, while the rest of the bandits continued to guard the marriage team.