The anchor teaches you how to slap your face

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[Isn't it good to trespass into someone else's house without the owner's permission?Putting it in Interstellar, it's against the law, national flower! 】

【Eh... I think this, no matter which world it is in, it should be against the law, unless it is an uncivilized, barbaric world where force is paramount.But judging from the technology of this world, it is obviously not the kind I mentioned. 】

[Guohua’s current behavior is indeed not very good. However, people who often watch the live broadcast of Guohua’s character should understand it. It’s very direct, and it’s impossible to steal. So there is absolutely a reason for him to do this. I’m curious now, Guohua The reason for this is why? 】

[Stealing people, ah bah, no, I mean, stealing hearts... no, no, I didn't, it's not what I said, I can't control myself, the green nature is so beautiful qaq hide from the national flower For those two assistants, I somehow had a sense of seeing a lover by stealing them. 】

[The front is almost enough, if I do this again, I will hook you up, and I will give you the cuckold 'duang''duang''duang' belt after I get you, one sample every day, guaranteed 365 days, no repeat every day!I don't bother with big cute flowers! 】

[Fuck, the young lady in front is amazing, doesn't this mean you have to hook up with one every day?Shivering! 】

【Then every time the young lady goes shopping or something, she will meet dozens of ex-boyfriends. Thinking about how frightening she is, she trembles. 】

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The live broadcast room is deeply trapped in the world of complaints, unable to extricate itself.In reality, Chen Xi has already seriously started to look at the scene in the house.

Different from the old residential area, the decoration in this room is more European style, which looks very elegant and elegant. The most important thing is that the furniture here is very new, and there is a slightly strange smell in the air , obviously left over from the renovation.After Chen Xi looked around, she was sure that this place should be a newly renovated house.

But Chen Xi's purpose is not that this has nothing to do with his house, whether the decoration here is new or not.Chen Xi's line of sight finally stops in one direction, and at the end of the line of sight is a door, the closer the distance, the clearer Chen Xi feels.At the same time, Chen Xi was also a little strange in her heart, why was the thing that was given to Feng Xiuqi back then here.But thinking about Shen Rui in this world, Chen Xi is not surprising, people can come across time and space, and objects can naturally come too.

Chen Xi took a step forward to walk over, but before he reached the door, the door automatically opened from the inside.A person came out of the room.The man's coat was a bit messy, and it looked like it was put on temporarily.He frowned, looked up displeased, and met Chen Xi's gaze.Looking at each other, this person and Chen Xi were both taken aback.

Not only the two of them in the real world, but also the live broadcast room, which had been arguing non-stop because of complaints, fell into a mysterious silence.Without him, it is really Chen Xi and the person who came out of the room...the appearances are too similar, if not for the slightly different clothes, hairstyles, and demeanors of the two, it's just based on their faces, anyone who sees them will I think the two are one.

Chen Xi woke up quickly, and after a moment of stunned, she realized that a name flashed across her mind.

"Wang Ze?"

Hearing Chen Xi say his real name in an instant, Wang Ze shook his head, came to his senses, took a step back and said cautiously, "Who are you?" After speaking, before Chen Xi could answer, Wang Ze automatically had the answer... It's that... the person Shen Rui sent to take his place!

It has to be said that Wang Ze's reaction was actually very fast, but Chen Xi's face gave him a bit of a shock, and he was distracted for a while, so he was stunned for a while.

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[Fuck, fuck, am I blind?Or did I fuck too much?Why do I feel like there are two anchors in front of me? ? ? 】

[Yes, big brother, masturbating forcibly hurts the kidneys. You see, your eyesight is not good. There is only one national flower, how can it be regarded as two?Hurry up and quit masturbation, otherwise, let alone eyesight, you will have problems with your brain! ! ! 】

[Looking at the nonsense, but there is indeed only one anchor here, and the other, hahahaha, people who have been watching the live broadcast should know it.If not, test your memory, I suspect you have amnesia. 】

【ah!remember!Isn't this the red rose in the heart of the gold master?No, it seems to be Bai Yueguang~hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so this is a meeting of rivals?I kind of want to eat it myself, it’s just as beautiful! ! ! 】

[I eat it on my own, but with this person... Refuse, don't eat, dog!How good is the national flower gene?Dumping this person is not just a few streets, but several worlds. Although this person looks similar to the national flower, I can still tell the difference when I look closely! 】

[Discrimination gene?But... it's really true emmmmmmm, this person can't satisfy Huahua no matter what he or she attacks. A little out of that. 】

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According to the usual practice, the topics in the live broadcast room became more and more crooked, and there were faint signs of racing. Fortunately, halfway through the drive, a passenger was startled, came back to his senses, and quickly called out to stop all the cars, and the dangerous topic ended.

After the melon-eaters woke up, they felt lingering fears and didn't dare to post any more bullet screens. They all squatted quietly in front of the live broadcast terminal to watch the live broadcast. too late.

The audience was quiet and silent, but in reality, Wang Ze, who was staring at Chen Xi, was not intimidated. After discovering Chen Xi's identity, Wang Ze was a little wary at first, but after a while, he didn't know what he thought of. The defensive look on his face gradually receded.

Judging from Wang Ze's demeanor and breathing changes, Chen Xi knew that Wang Ze's relaxed look was not a faux pas.It is understandable for Wang Ze to guard against him.After all, he had replaced Wang Ze's identity on the surface, and this time he trespassed on the residence again, and it seemed that he had bad motives.However, Wang Ze suddenly became less nervous. Why?

I was a little confused, but Chen Xi didn't want to bother with this issue. Whether Wang Ze guarded against him or not had no effect on his purpose this time.

After thinking for a while, Chen Xi said hello: "Hello."

Hearing this greeting, Wang Ze's eyes were a little subtle, and to be precise, they became gloomy.Breaking into someone's house without authorization, and saying 'hello' to the owner in a 'polite' manner?If this isn't provocation, what else could it be?It's strange that Wang Ze's complexion can be pretty.

"Don't talk about those useless things." Wang Ze's tone was displeased, and at the same time he felt a little arrogant and contemptuous of Chen Xi. He said, "Say, Shen Rui asked you to come and take me back? If that's the case, you should know my identity. Is there a relationship between me and Shen Rui? If you break into my residence like this, believe it or not, I told Shen Rui that you will kneel on the ground and beg me in the future."

"Don't think that if you replace my identity, you really become me." Wang Ze continued, his tone became more and more indifferent, and the arrogance and superiority in his expression could hardly be concealed.

The quiet live broadcast room was silent for a few seconds, and then the barrage exploded.

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[Mmp's national flower is the real wife!Bah, what the hell, no, I mean, the patron is just a new wall for the national flower! ! ! 】

【Big brother, come here and explain to me what the new wall means?If it's what I think, I'll kill you!The national flower does not spend!Not a person who loves the new and dislikes the old!You are simply disgusting and crying! 】

【Originally... looking at this face, I was still thinking... Now it seems... a bit regretful... How can this kind of person be compared with the national flower?When things happen to the national flower, she will definitely... You know, even if the interstellar rages to death, that person can't beat the national flower.So, where is the need to intimidate other people with their name?Still so eccentric.You have ruined this face that is similar to the national flower...]

[The smile is gradually sluggish (￣△￣;) Don’t be like this, I’m the gold master and the national flower!It’s so shocking to have this kind of thing happen, I want to hit someone, I’m so angry, I really don’t want to mess around with CP...]

[National Flower: ▼? ▼I just look at you, like a fool. 】

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Compared with the fierce reaction of the crowd in the live broadcast room, Chen Xi seemed extremely calm.From the beginning to the present, after listening to what Wang Ze said, there was no change in the expression on his face, but after listening quietly, he replied: "No, I came to find something."

"Looking for something? Do you think I'll believe it?" Wang Ze smiled, with a slightly ironic tone: "Tell me, how about I help you find it?"

"I don't know." Chen Xi shook her head, and then thanked Wang Ze: "Thank you, I can find it myself."

"..." Wang Ze choked back this reply in one breath, almost blowing Wang Ze himself up.

The crowd watching the live broadcast room: "Hehehehe, silly boy, do you think that the most angry flower in the interstellar world is talking about it for fun?" Those who dare to talk to the national flower in a weird way, don't have to think about the end, they will definitely be choked.

Wang Ze's complexion changed repeatedly, and he stood there uncertainly. Chen Xi took a few glances, and was not going to be stalemate, so he walked around Wang Ze and wanted to continue walking forward.Wang Ze, who was directly ignored like this, had a distorted expression, but the strange thing was that he didn't make a sound to stop Chen Xi, but just watched Chen Xi enter the room coldly.

The audience guessed that they must have been stunned by Chen Xi's anger, otherwise, according to the temper expressed in the tone of those words just now, Wang Ze would definitely have exploded on the spot.Among them, some viewers felt that Chen Xi's behavior was not very good. Entering other people's homes without authorization is still an attitude... But the number of people who think this way is relatively small. After all, Chen Xi's character is very obvious. If there is no accident, he will definitely not come here suddenly.

Just as the two sides were arguing about right and wrong in the live broadcast room, Chen Xi had already entered the room.When it is cold, the sun always sets earlier, and at this time, the sky is already getting dark, but Wang Ze's room still has the curtains drawn.Although it can't be said to be the kind of black where you can't see your fingers, the light is indeed very dark. People with poor eyesight can only see a blur of black.

Chen Xi was not interested in this strange aspect of the room. After entering the room, he didn't look around or rummage through anything, but walked straight towards the window with the curtains drawn tightly.

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Wang Ze, who was standing outside the door, was still sneering and wanted to see what Chen Xi was up to, but when he saw Chen Xi walking towards the window without squinting, his expression changed instantly. As if venting all his energy, he stood in a daze for a few seconds before reacting quickly and rushed into the room.

"Don't!!! Don't touch my stuff!!!"

Wang Ze shouted loudly, but at this time Chen Xi had already walked to the window sill, raised his hand and opened the curtains, a starry sky flashed in front of his eyes, this light only appeared for a short second, like a beautiful illusion .But Chen Xi knew very well that this was not an illusion.

His eyes glanced at the window sill behind the curtains, and soon settled on the thumb-sized black starry bead pendant.

This thing looks familiar... This is Chen Xi's first impression.

And the second impression is... Isn't this the 'Star Heart' pendant made by himself?Later it was given to Feng Xiuqi.Chen Xi's memory is already good, and she will not forget the things she made with her own effort.Therefore, Chen Xi is very sure that this is the thing he gave Feng Xiuqi, not some similar pendant by chance.

No wonder, when he was on the set, he felt a powerful spatial ability and another weird force. The two were entwined, and there was a faint feeling of going berserk.I have experienced the experience of being teleported inexplicably in the previous worlds due to space.Chen Xi is very sensitive to the existence of space, and no longer cares about it as before. After feeling it today, Chen Xi rushed here, so there was a show at the entrance of the crew.

Seeing Chenxi pick up the 'Star Heart' pendant on the balcony, Wang Ze's eyes turned red. He rushed over regardless, shouting: "Put down my things." Then he tried to push Chenxi away, Grab the 'Star Heart' pendant.

Wang Ze was just an ordinary person to Chen Xi, not a threat at all, so the one next to him dodged, and easily and casually avoided Wang Ze's collision.His gaze also shifted from the 'Star Heart' pendant in his hand to Wang Ze's body, wondering: "What are you doing?"

"You robbed me of my things, and you still ask me what to do?" Wang Ze's face was very ugly when the fight failed.

"Your?" Chen Xi was very strange, shaking her head, said: "You made a mistake, this is mine, I gave it to someone else, but I don't know why it appeared in your hands."

"What's yours? You talk nonsense and don't want money. You say...do you think I will believe it?" Wang Ze gritted his teeth, but when he said the last part, his tone subtly paused for a moment, and then quickly recovered. Said confidently.

Chen Xi caught this momentary pause, and calmly pointed out the fact: "You know very well that this thing is not yours."

Wang Ze opened his mouth, wanting to refute, but before he could speak, Chen Xi continued, "Of course, whether you know it or not, I will take this thing away, it is not something you can control .”

When Chen Xi said these words, Wang Ze was so angry that his eyes darkened and he almost fainted from the anger.Holding on to the door frame on the side, after a few seconds of dizziness, Wang Ze managed to wake up. Suddenly a figure flashed in his mind, and Wang Ze hurriedly said, "You can't do this, I will tell Shen Rui!"

"Oh, tell me." Chen Xi looked cold.

After getting what she wanted, Chen Xi didn't stay here any longer, and walked towards the door with her legs lifted.

If that thing is going to be taken away by this person, this person must know the usefulness of such a thing just like him!What should he do?Wang Ze looked at Chen Xi with his back turned to him, a fierce light flashed in his eyes, he suddenly pulled the glass vase aside, and smashed it towards the back of Chen Xi's head.

In the next moment, something amazing happened, the glass vase drew an arc, and then... it just stayed in mid-air, motionless, as if time was forbidden.

The fierce light in Wang Ze's eyes was frightened away by this scene, and cold sweat broke out in an instant.

"By the way, I suddenly remembered something." Chen Xi turned around and said, "I promised Shen Rui that I will take you back."

"You... aren't you human?" Wang Ze's tone trembled slightly.

Chen Xi thought about this question carefully. Although the genes in his body do not completely belong to human beings, he still cannot be said to be human.Thinking clearly, Chen Xi shook her head at Wang Ze: "I'm human." It's just not pure blood.

"No, you lied to me. With this kind of ability, you are not human!" Wang Ze shook his head and kept pushing back: "No wonder you are so similar to me, you copied my face, right? You are not human !"

Chen Xi: "..."

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【Hey, I didn't say that, brother, why did you say that?Why did you start yelling at people?It's okay to scold me, but I have no intention, I can't bear to scold so much!I really owe you too much, let me tell you, if you go on like this, you will be severely beaten! 】

[According to my research, the national flower is considered a mixed race, half human, so it cannot be said that it is not human!What an excellent gene, beeping, making crazy phone calls for the national flower, and having a baby!I'm going to have a baby with amazing genes! ! ! 】

[With all due respect, the child of the national flower... must also have the alien beast gene, and the alien beast... the nutrition it needs to absorb at birth... You can weigh it yourself. Visually, the nutritional supply will be insufficient within a few days of pregnancy, and it will be absorbed and then Death ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. 】

[So, my dream is to let Guohua conceive a child!Just thinking about it makes me so excited!Rag doll hey hey hey! 】

[Slap the person in front several hundred times, okay, does it hurt?pain?That's good, the pain will stop daydreaming!If it doesn't hurt, then I will call 800 million strong men to give you the feeling of flying?You shouldn't be thinking about it by then, right? 】

[queuing up to slap ++++]

[Slap in the queue, the people in front hurry up, and the gay guy in the car I hired can't bear it anymore, why don't you let them, let's talk about it first? ! 】

[Cough, administrator! 】

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As soon as the administrator said the words, the audience in the live broadcast room, which had been bouncing around, was instantly quiet like a chicken, and there were only some stupid barrages of confessing to Chen Xi in the live broadcast room.The administrator who watched secretly: Very good, very harmonious, very satisfied.Then the nodding administrator waved his hand and gave the studio a short 5-minute silence package.Hehe, when he was blind, couldn't he see what he just said?

The people who were shivering and eating melons silently: "..." Tears came down on the spot, and they looked at the time painfully, 5 minutes, yes, within the tolerance range... I reluctantly accepted it, and the point is that there is nothing I can do if I don't accept it.

The crowd in the live broadcast room were crying against the wind, but Wang Ze in reality, he had recovered from his trance, but found that he couldn't move his whole body, and could only stand there stiffly maintaining the posture of throwing the vase just now.

Chen Xi told Bai with her mental power to send information and location to his two assistant part-time bodyguards, and come over to catch Wang Ze.

This matter is a small problem for Bai. After agreeing, in just a second, the two assistants on the other side of the car received a message from 'Chenxi'. The two took out their phones and scanned the contents of the message. Afterwards, a strange look appeared on his face for a moment. This message was sent by... the young master?How could the young master have their phone number?I was puzzled in my heart, but it was impossible for the two of them to know the answer to this question, and it was impossible to ask Chen Xi.After starting the car, the two drove directly to the location where Chen Xi sent the 'message'.

While waiting for the assistant to come, Chen Xi was sitting on the sofa in the living room, playing with the faint blue 'Star Heart' pendant in his hand, while Wang Ze could only stand stiffly in the room, leaving only his thoughts Can think, but at this time, his thinking has completely fallen into chaos.

About half an hour later, the doorbell rang.Chen Xi stood up and opened the door, and two assistants were standing outside the door.

"Come in." Chen Xi said.

The two assistants entered the house, frowning slightly. They also found out that this is a newly renovated house, but why did Chen Xi come here?

"Wang Ze is inside, you go catch him and take him to the car." Chen Xi said.

"Wang Ze?" Both assistants were taken aback, and said, "You..." Isn't the person in front of them Wang Ze?Where is there any other Wang Ze?Isn't this... a joke?

The two assistants didn't say everything, but the meaning expressed by the doubt in their eyes was very obvious.Chen Xi explained: "I'm not Wang Ze, I just look similar to Wang Ze, you'll know when you go in and see."

The two assistants glanced at each other. Although they still had doubts, they didn't show it. Instead, they walked directly to the room where Chen Xi explained.Anyway, whether it's true or not, don't you know if you go in and have a look.

When she opened the door for the two assistants, Chen Xi released Wang Ze from the house.

For Wang Ze at this time, it is the same whether he is imprisoned or not.After becoming a star and climbing to the top of Shen Rui, Wang Ze has always enjoyed good things, and he has been raised for a long time.Now being forced to stand like this for more than half an hour, his body, whether it is his hands, legs, neck or others, has all become numb.After the confinement was gone, Wang Ze also had no support point, and instantly collapsed to the ground, lying on his stomach in a slightly embarrassed state.