The president is getting divorced every day

Before Ling Yu could finish singing, Du Qing stuffed the snowball into his mouth: "Fuck your sister!"

There is only one word to describe this kind of behavior: cheap.Who doesn't want to live a good life at first?It's him!It's not enough to be crazy, it's too late to think about saving it until you leave the house.

Du Qing picked up his son Meow and strode home. After cleaning Coco's JioJio, he asked his aunt to help Ling Yu tidy up the room. "Mr. Ling moved to sleep in the easternmost guest room, and moved all his clothes there, so don't occupy my cloakroom."

The mansion is a super-large flat floor. According to Du Qing's arrangement, the husband and wife's bedroom is east and west, just like the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl are speechless across the Milky Way.

Auntie hesitated and wanted to persuade Du Qing again, isn't he afraid of the dark, and keeping Mr. Ling so far away, it would be too late if something happened.

But Ling Yu didn't seem to care, and took the initiative to ask Ying, "I'll pack the clothes later, and Auntie will make the bed for me." While Du Qing was not paying attention, he winked at Auntie, who sighed and went to find a bed sheet.

The more Ling Yu followed him, the more Du Qing misunderstood that he groveled because he was reluctant to part with his family property, and angrily ran to the bathroom to fill in the water for a bath.Just after she took off her clothes and lay down in the bathtub, Ling Yu rushed in with her mobile phone in hand: "Xiao Dong is looking for you."

"Who allowed you to come in?" Du Qing pulled a towel to cover her chest, her expression was like that when a fat orange exploded, thinking she was fierce, but she was actually cute and cute.

"Come on, maybe he's in a hurry."

When handing over the phone, Ling Yu's eyes moved down, as if he had dual perspective eyes and could clearly see Du Qing's alluring body under the water.Du Qing blushed with shame and anger, hating herself for not being in the habit of locking the door, and for not being able to stand up and pick out her ex-husband's eyeballs.

Fortunately, Ling Yu didn't do anything excessive, and left the bathroom after delivering the phone.Du Qing pressed to answer, Xiao Dong asked with concern: "How are you and Lao Ling?"

"Leaving, the last step is to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to change the divorce certificate."

"No way? He really agreed to divorce?!"

Du Qing was a little uncomfortable being asked, and only now did he realize that Ling Yu could sign without hesitation, without the slightest bit of nostalgia for him?When did he change his mind?

"It was originally proposed by him. Is there any reason not to agree?"

Xiao Dong paused for a moment, as if he was scratching his head, Du Qing could hear his troubled groans. "Didn't he lose his memory? When he wakes up and doesn't regret it, you can find me."

"Who knows, maybe he will never think of the past again in his life." Du Qing choked up. Ling Yu had forgotten all the good memories during the love period, but he still remembered, even when he was divorced. heartache.

Xiao Dong knew Du Qing too well, and he was afraid that he would be sad, so he kept comforting him. The two chatted carelessly for half an hour before hanging up the phone. Ling Yu pushed the door in again: "Don't soak in the cold water, you'll catch a cold."

Du Qing was sad, and her long legs raised her ex-husband's body with all her strength: "Are you finished?"

A white light flashed quickly in front of his eyes, Ling Yu's eyes darkened, wishing he could grab his wife out of the bathtub and perform Fa-rectification on the spot.Sensing Ling Yu's change, Du Qing asked suspiciously: "Did you remember something? Your memory has recovered?"

"No, I want to ask, do you want to take a bath?"

Ling Yu was extremely grateful for his quick response and good acting skills, but in order to completely dispel Du Qing's suspicion, he still put on the scary old man's underwear and old man's vest, and shamelessly lay on his side on Du Qing's bed in a seductive posture.

Fat Ju walked in slowly, and found that the territory was occupied by Ling Yu first, turned around and left.It holds grudges and cannot coexist peacefully with the owner who threw it three times, but cats are sometimes much smarter than humans. Fat Orange's sixth sense tells it that the current bad dad can't be provoked, and it's better to avoid him.

When Du Qing came out wearing a bathrobe, he tilted his head and wiped his hair with a towel as he walked. When he saw Ling Yu on the bed, he was almost pissed off: "What do you want? Go back to your own room!"

"Qingqing, I am so handsome that I can't close my legs. I must share my beauty with you before going to bed."

"Why are you so nervous in the middle of the night? I don't even look at your appearance, and you still have the face to brag. The old man who dances in the square is more fashionable than you."

Du Qing didn't want to have any physical contact with her ex-husband, so she went to the study and found a long wooden ruler that they used to draw paper patterns and poked Ling Yu's waist: "Hurry up, don't force me to beat you with this!"

Her waist was full of itchy flesh, and Ling Yu rolled from one side of the big bed to the other: "It's so itchy, can I walk? But I have a request, can I give you a ride to the company tomorrow morning? I don't have any left in my card." How much is it, I take a taxi to and from work every day and I can’t get paid, so I’ll do it.”

Du Qing stood by the bed and sneered: "Ling Yu, just after the divorce, you have been thinking about how to get the money back from me? I advise you to give up this idea as soon as possible. I can't give you a penny. Take my car It's even more impossible, if you can't get a taxi, just squeeze the bus!"

Ling Yu's heart was itchy, and she really wanted to push Du Qing down on the bed and kiss him wantonly, until the kiss was smooth, and she lost her temper completely.After being married for too long, Du Qing gave him a sense of novelty, poked him in the heart, and even the ruler in his hand reminded Ling Shusheng of a special way of playing...

Du Qing didn't know that he was always attacking, no, it was because of how dirty his ex-husband was, and he had to vomit a few liters of blood.After finally driving people away, he sat in front of the dressing table, poured moisturizing water and slapped his face, applied essence and skin cream one by one, and got into the bed to prepare for sleep after finishing the whole process.

Alas, the nights that belonged to single men were not as good as imagined. Mr. Du, who was used to being hugged by Lao Gong, lost sleep gorgeously.

Originally it was just a slight discomfort, Du Qing should be able to fall asleep soon after adjusting properly, but he wanted to wonder what Ling Yu was doing, did he fall asleep early?Thinking that Ling Yu could fall asleep but he couldn't, Du Qing became angry, angry at Ling Yu's heartless, angry at Zheng Nanxin's unreasonable, and finally even angry at the driver who caused the accident. won't get divorced...

It wasn't until dawn that Du Qing became confused. After falling asleep, the bed became warmer, as if someone hugged him tightly from behind.

Du Qing slept until nine o'clock the next day. He remembered to set the alarm clock before going to bed, but for some reason it didn't go off.During breakfast, my aunt said that Mr. Ling left home at seven o'clock to take the bus, and he cooked the porridge for Du Qing.

"No wonder it's so unpalatable."

Du Qing dropped the spoon with disgust on his face.In fact, even if the aunt didn't tell him, he could tell that the porridge was made by Ling Yu. No one knew better than Ling Yu how picky he was.

Du Qing could still pretend not to know when he didn't make it clear, and drank vigorously. As soon as his aunt said it, he hypocritically distanced himself from his ex-husband: "In the future, when Mr. Ling eats at home, remember to ask him for food expenses."

Because of being late, Du Qing already had a lot of backlog when he arrived at the company, and his eyes felt uncomfortable after he didn't sleep well.Du Qing called Secretary Chen: "Has Lao Ling finished cleaning the toilet? Tell him to come to my office."

When Ling Yu entered the door, Du Qing threw a stack of contract text application forms and the like in front of him: "I don't want to read it, useless eyes, you read it to me."

Is this to follow the example of the ancient eunuch reading memorials to the emperor?Ling Yu held back her laughter and sat on the reception sofa opposite Du Qing, reading to Emperor Du one by one.Of course, he is not stupid, he can't finish reading every word until noon, and he sums it up in outline.

But Emperor Du was still dissatisfied. Ling Yu was from the south, and occasionally he couldn't tell the difference between hf and nl, which sounded awkward to him. "Practice tongue twisters when you're free, such as red carp, green carp and donkey, Grandma Liu buying milk, etc., and practice Mandarin so that I can use you when I need it."

Ling Yu wants to say, in fact, not only during the day, you can also use me more at night.

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