You are like a deer to the forest to me

Gao Tianyu used to use brute force to masturbate, but after drinking, it was neither light nor heavy. The strength of this bear hug was as if he wanted to suffocate his beloved Uncle Ji in his arms.

"Let go first, uh-!" Uncle Ji's poor ribs, sternum, and thin waist that can be fully encircled by one arm are under unbearable pressure. Don't dare push hard.

No matter how Yang Che saw the man trying to struggle out of Gao Tianyu's arms, he didn't look like an uncle. He hesitated and went up to help. He grabbed Ji Lingxiao's arm and pulled it out while yelling at Gao Tianyu: "Did you recognize the wrong person? Let him go!" Open the house!"

Ji Lingxiao wanted to say that he didn't say he admitted the wrong person, and he did, but Gao Tianyu's voice overshadowed him.

"Get your paws off!" Gao Tianyu yelled at Yang Che like a wolf dog whose flesh and bones had been taken away, "He's mine! Don't touch him!"

"Don't be fucking drunk, let go!" Yang Che also drank too much, his brain was not as sharp as usual, and he didn't see that the reason why Ji Lingxiao was so passive was because he was afraid of Gao Tianyu falling.While roaring and cursing, he slapped the dog's head with its teeth bared and furry. Because the height was not an advantage, Yang Che still jumped up, with such strength as to avenge his new Dior coat.

It's a pity that this powerful slap did not wake up the wine, but turned the dog into a wolf.

Gao Tianyu shook his head, pulled Ji Lingxiao behind him, and threw himself at Yang Che with a fierce look.

"Damn it!" Seeing that the situation was not good, Yang Che turned around and ran, rushing into the stairwell in a panic.

Fortunately, Gao Tianyu was not only drunk with his head, but also his body was not as sensitive as usual, and Ji Lingxiao hugged him as soon as he chased to the stairs.

The driver was worried that the boss, who had also drunk a lot, would fall to his death, so he hurriedly chased after Yang Che after saying "I'll leave this to you".

"Stop making trouble, go home with Uncle Ji." Ji Lingxiao hugged Gao Tianyu's waist tightly while coaxing him like a child, "Let's go home and sleep first, and beat him tomorrow, and Uncle Ji will help you with him tomorrow." hit him."

Gao Tianyu pondered for a while, and finally withdrew the brute force, turned around and lowered his head, muttering: "Knead."

Ji Lingxiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and raised his hand to rub the burly cut head: "Okay, it doesn't hurt anymore, let's go home."

Gao Tianyu finally switched back to Uncle Ji's little wolf dog mode, and was obediently helped out of the stairwell by Uncle Ji who was worried about him falling. When he looked up, he saw Brother Leng who didn't know when he came out, sitting at the door and watching them.

Gao Tianyu was not so drunk that he didn't even know Brother Leng, but he was really drunk. Seeing Brother Leng with a playful smile, he shouted: "Dad, your little potato is back!"

Ji Lingxiao: "..."

Apparently, Uncle Ji didn't get either this unreasonable potato stalk or that intimate title.

Brother Leng was so upset that he really wanted to turn around and go home and give this disgraceful bastard to Ji Lingxiao, but he was worried that Ji Lingxiao wouldn't be able to control him after seeing him so drunk.

Brother Leng sighed silently, got up and went home, it was all for Ji Lingxiao's sake that he didn't close the door and lock it.

Ji Lingxiao helped him into the bedroom, helped him take off his vomit-stained clothes, coaxed him to rinse his mouth, and wiped his face with a wet towel.

Gao Tian didn't mess around anymore, but he was very clingy, holding Ji Lingxiao's hand while lying on the bed, as if he was afraid that Uncle Ji would run away while he was asleep.

Fortunately, he drank too much, and was tired and sleepy after tossing around. After being coaxed by Ji Lingxiao with a few words, he fell asleep hugging that hand that he was reluctant to let go.

Ji Lingxiao withdrew his hand gently, looked at the young man who seemed to be taking away the sleeping doll and muttered in a daze, and couldn't help laughing: "Such a big man, like a child."

It's a pity that Gao Tianyu fell asleep, and couldn't see the undisguised love in those always clear eyes.Fortunately, Gao Tianyu was asleep. If he saw his beloved Uncle Ji looking at him with such eyes, he would dare to propose marriage on the spot. Marry or marry as you like, anyway, you don't want to run away.

A brand new but not good day is opened by the magnificent ethereal singing unique to bel canto metal.

I was in a deep sleep and was yelled at by the manager to move bricks—depressed

Asked Brother Leng if Uncle Ji came here last night and was scolded and stupefied—frustrated

Carrying bricks for a day with a dog's head that exploded in pain from a deep hangover - I want to die

Catch up with a thunderstorm after get off work and can’t get a taxi, so I have to wait for the bus in the rain——I want to die X2

Came home drenched and found that there was no water or electricity, and I didn’t have to take a shower—I wanted to die X3

I went to the gym to take a shower, was caught by the coach, and then dragged to practice legs—I want to die X10

A waste dog returns home and finds that the kitchen pipe has burst and water is all over the floor-let me die! ! !

Brother Leng complained while shaking his hair: Why did the landlord install a round valve?It is neither good to pick nor chew.Still in the corner, I put my feet on my feet and stretched out my mouth to gnaw for a long time without closing it tightly, and I was drenched in water.You hurry up and clean up, and give me a shower after cleaning up.

Gao Tianyu prayed tearfully while washing the water: "I want to die, let me die, let me die..."

In order to save this young dog's life, Brother Leng finally told the drunken dog about Ji Lingxiao's visit last night.

All kinds of dogs that wanted to die were revived in place, jumping up and down and calling: "Why didn't you say it earlier? Are you happy to see me tangled and confused and pulling my hair?"

Brother Leng: Is it too late to tell you now?When you wake up, people have already gone to work, tell you what you can do?Chase him to his unit to thank him?Does he need your "thank you" or do you need his "you're welcome"?

Every word and every sentence makes sense, if you dare to ask a senior executive who relies on his mouth for a living, what else can you say?

The senior executive searched his brains, racked his brains, and gnashed his teeth for a long time, but he was finally speechless.

You are amazing, what you cultivate is not a fairy, what you cultivate is to choke people to death without moving your lips, you are smarter than your professor's daughter-in-law!

Gao Tianyu angrily threw down the stainless steel basin used for washing water, turned around and walked out: "I was raised by my stepmother, I can't stay with this family anymore, I'm leaving!"

Brother Leng: Come back, you have to go and wipe the floor clean before you leave. If the water seeps downstairs, you will lose money.

Gao Tianyu's veins twitched violently, jumped up and barked: "Enough! If you force me again, I'll show you to death!"

Brother Leng: Look at how promising you are!All right, stop the convulsions, he hasn't gotten off work yet.

Gao Tianyu stopped jumping, and tried his best to pick up the short-haired stubble that he couldn't get up even if he wanted to, picked up the mop and said in a daze: "Get up, I want to mop the floor!"

When Yang Che, who had been sleeping at home all day, came to claim compensation, the door of Gao's house was wide open, and Brother Leng lay quietly under the porch.

Yang Che doubted: "Where is housekeeping??? This is not your old style."

Brother Leng glanced at the bag in his hand: It's not your style to come to my house to bring things.

Yang Che didn't have the talent to read the dog's heart, so he didn't know that Brother Leng was running on him, so he reached into the bag and pulled it a few times, took out a bag of dried salted goose, and said in a low voice: "Salty, eat it secretly, don't let Tianyu see."

Brother Leng readily accepted the money for the journey, and moved to the side, indicating that he could go in.

Yang Che came in and put down the bag casually, and asked Gao Tianyu who had just glanced at him before wiping the floor: "Where's your beautiful uncle?"

Gao Tianyu replied without raising his head: "None of your business?"

Yang Che glared at him, started to visit this rental house that he had only visited twice, came out of the bathroom after a long while, took out two tissues, and asked while wiping his hands, "Why is it only yours? Does your beautiful uncle live here?"

Gao Tianyu put down the mop, changed the rag to wipe the corner, and at the same time answered the question: "Did you come here to gossip?"

Yang Che rolled up a wet paper towel and threw it on Gao Tianyu's back: "I'm here to claim compensation! Don't think that if you break the story after drinking, so will I. Last night, I took advantage of the wine to spit on me." A suit of "cat pee", losing money! The coat is [-], the shirt is [-], and the trousers can be washed and worn, just give me [-]."

Brother Leng walked in with a paper bag in his mouth, and threw the bag at Yang Che's feet: "Your sixteen thousand."

Yang Che picked up the bag and looked at the coat inside, then lowered his head and asked Brother Leng, "Where did you find it? It was washed clean."

Brother Leng ignored him, and called out to Gao Tianyu who jumped up and ran out: "Wait, ask him for the laundry fee first."

Gao Tianyu turned around and came back, and under the background sound of "What do you want? You owe me money, what are you doing with my wallet?!", he took out a few photos of Grandpa Mao, threw the wallet away, and galloped out like a hound.

Yang Che pressed his forehead hair that was blown up by the wind, lowered his head and asked Brother Leng, "How did you train him to be like this? I don't think you can outrun him even now."

Brother Leng's indifferent appearance hides his merit and fame, but he is actually too lazy to talk to him.

The author has something to say: I decided to change the "handsome long-legged attack" in the copywriting to "handsome face and long-legged attack".