You are like a deer to the forest to me

On Thursday afternoon, Ji Lingxiao, who was temporarily seconded by the bald old Wang, finally came back, but in addition to the delicious food he promised to bring to Gao Tianyu, he also "brought" back an uncle who was in charge of meals.

This two-year-old uncle, Ji Lingxiao, is also surnamed Wang. It is said that he is the best forensic doctor in Lin City. He has a calm and elegant temperament and conversation. .

The withdrawn and unsociable Ji Lingxiao invited this Uncle Wang to dinner, one is because he came back with a ride, and the other is that this Uncle Wang, who was assigned to Linshi by work in this city, is Ji Lingxiao's senior brother .

Unlike the distant senior brother who treated Ji Lingxiao when the flu virus was raging, Uncle Wang is Ji Lingxiao's senior brother who is at the same school and department, has studied abroad together, and has taken good care of Ji Lingxiao.

Gao Tianyu, who happily came to pick up his daughter-in-law home, heard the word "senior brother", and his heart sank like a tsunami: "I am a brother, one brother is enough to make people hurt, and this Come one, can you live a good life? !

Look at this Uncle Wang who is well-spoken, not handsome but also handsome, and should have been married for many years and have a second child with soy sauce. His hands are empty and he doesn't even wear a wedding ring. Gao Tianyu's high-sensitivity gaydar instantly transformed into a military radar, detecting electromagnetic waves emitted, and then reflecting the transmitted signal back to tell him: There is an enemy situation, strengthen your guard!

"Don't be so sensitive, senior brother is different from us." Ji Lingxiao, who was dragged into the washroom in the middle of the meal, was helpless.

"That's not what my gaydar said!"

"Your gaydar made a mistake, senior brother got married a long time ago, and even sent me an invitation."

Gao Tianyu firmly believes that being a gaydar will not make mistakes, so he finds various reasons: "Shuangs can get married, gays can get married, maybe they are already divorced...don't move, just look at me!"

Ji Lingxiao, whose face was firmly held by two big dogs' paws, could only meet his eyes: "..."

Gao Tianyu said "ha": "I'm right, he's really divorced!"

Ji Lingxiao pushed away the big dog's paw, rescued the face, pulled the dog's paw and said, "Uncle introduced you to be a police dog? Your eyes are so poisonous, and you feel inferior to the little radar. It's a pity not to be a police dog."

Gao Tianyu pulled up the person who was pushed by him on the toilet, hugged him with two big paws, bit his mouth, and warned him: "Don't interrupt, don't make a playful smile, just tell me the truth!"

"That's someone else's housework, how do you ask me to explain it?" Ji Lingxiao was helpless.

Knowing that his daughter-in-law is shameless and gossips behind his back, Gao Tianyu rolled his eyes twice, and said grandly: "I am the organization, you are the witness, and your brother is the suspect. If you want to prove his innocence, you need to know everything you know." Confess it out, this is to help him get rid of the suspicion, not gossip behind the scenes, you don't need to have a psychological burden."

"You are... you really deserve a beating. Can I give you a beating first and then treat you as an organization?" No matter how good-tempered and tolerant, Ji Lingxiao has to admit that this brat is in need of a feather duster .

"Well, if this is the condition of your honest confession, the organization can consider it." Xiongzi said that the organization is still very tolerant.

"Then ask the organization to think about it first." The helpless witness pushed away the "organization" that he thought was tolerant, walked out of the narrow cubicle, washed his hands, tidied his clothes, cleaned up the dumbfounding and helplessness between his brows, and went out to accompany the unlucky suspect who was inexplicably suspected People eat the remaining half of the meal.

Brother Wang didn't seem to notice that Gao Tianyu looked at him like he was staring at a thief, and said with a smile: "You have made friends, and you are still such a cheerful friend. Can you say that you are very pleased?"

Ji Lingxiao smiled dryly and said nothing, thinking: Don't be comforted, he treats you as an imaginary enemy and wants to bite you away.

Gao Tianyu, who came back from the bathroom one step later because he had put some water, saw the two of them looking at each other and smiling. His daughter-in-law laughed at such a good-looking (?) Senior Brother Wang and devoured him alive.

Ji Lingxiao almost finished the second half of the meal in fear, and couldn't wait to see off the other brothers who were talking under the fangs, pushed the vicious dog that was stabbing and grinding its claws into the car and tied it with a seat belt, and Ji Lingxiao let out a breath , It was too dangerous, and he was sweating from fright.

The vicious dog put away its fangs and claws and snorted: "Why are you so nervous? I don't bite people."

Ji Lingxiao didn't speak, but those beautiful eyes said: Don't you know?

Vicious Dog: "Brother is not a human being."

Ji Lingxiao's beautiful eyes said again: You are not human.

Vicious dog: "That's right, I'm a druid from the tribe. I can switch between human, bear, and leopard as appropriate. My brother is a human from Stormwind, a dwarf from Ironforge, and a gnome from Gnomeregan. My opposing existence, for the Horde..."

Ji Lingxiao: "Are you staying up late playing games again while I'm away?"

The vicious dog disappeared, and was replaced by a companion dog with its ears turned back because of a guilty conscience: "I can't blame me, it's the six sons who want to look back on their youth like convulsions. They all went to the Internet cafe to spend the night to find atmosphere. It would be too disrespectful for me not to accompany me."

"You still go to the Internet cafe?" Ji Lingxiao frowned slightly, "Smoking, drinking coke, and eating instant noodles are all the same, right?"

He already knew that forensic medicine should not be used as a policeman. See, he said a word, and he speculated a lot.Then I have to show him the data and tell him how many thousands of people are sent away from this beautiful world every year due to sudden cardiac death caused by bad living habits. It's scary to say.

Gao Tianyu bit the bullet and confessed: "I only drank a bottle of sugar-free Coke, ate half a bowl of noodles, and didn't smoke. Really, if you don't believe me, you can ask Brother Leng, he can smell the smoke on my body because I was smoked by others. Yep, I left it when I smoked it.”

Ji Lingxiao: "No need, you are my husband, how could I not believe you?"

Gao Tianyu: "...Daughter-in-law, I think there is something in your words."

Ji Lingxiao: "You don't understand? Then let me make it clear, I believe you, do you believe me? Do you want to continue with your unfounded doubts, speculations, and inquiries?"

"Dare to wait for me here!" Ears pricked up, and the dog's hair was raised a little bit, "Thanks to both your mother-in-laws praising you for being honest, I didn't expect you to be so deep in routines!"

Ji Lingxiao: "I'm just talking about the facts."

Gao Tianyu: "Sophistry, you just tricked me!"

Ji Lingxiao refused to communicate with the fried dog, buckled up his seat belt, and waited for him to calm down and drive home.

Gao Tianyu stretched his teeth and claws by himself for a while, feeling a little bored, scratching his head and muttering to himself: "Why do I feel like a kid who is playing around with my parents? It's like making trouble for no reason... Don't look at me, turn In the past, your eyes would spit."

Ji Lingxiao turned her head silently, looking at the neon night scene outside the window, she didn't know whether to be angry or laugh.

"Senior Brother divorced because the couple wanted DINK. The old man in the family thought it was his wife who didn't want to have children, so he encouraged Senior Brother DINK. Senior Brother was busy with work and didn't come back often, so his mother took the opportunity to go to his house to make trouble with his wife. No matter how his wife explained, the old man didn't believe it. In the end, the trouble came to her natal family, disturbing the peace of the three families. His wife couldn't take it anymore, so she divorced him. "

Ji Lingxiao wanted to clarify the matter earlier, so that he would not be suspicious and mess around, so he answered the family and took the initiative to explain clearly.Unexpectedly, the explanation was too clear, which aroused suspicion again.

"You are senior brothers, not real brothers. How do you know his housework so clearly? He told you? Why did he tell you this? It's not honorable for mother-in-law and daughter-in-law to divorce."

Gao Tianyu, who was not very normal at first, became even more abnormal after being stimulated by the mushrooming seniors. His seniors were not kind, and other people's seniors were not like good people, so he became more aggressive and insisted on telling Ji Lingxiao that he was ugly. Soothe his troubled dog head.

"When his wife filed for divorce, he was studying abroad, and I was the only one around me who could talk. He was in a bad mood, so he asked his fellow disciples to talk to him. Is it hard to understand?" Ji Lingxiao, who was asked aggressively, was a little angry His face and tone sank, "He must have never imagined that he thinks that people who don't like to talk and gossip are not reliable. He couldn't even imagine that I brought out his housework to prove that my husband Unfounded suspicions are purely..."

"Stop, it's fine, don't say any more." Gao Tianyu noticed that the situation was developing into a quarrel, so he quickly stopped, fearing that his wife would be so angry that he would go out to sleep on the sofa if he continued talking.The nervous dog head finally calmed down, and his attitude turned 180 degrees, "I was wrong, I apologize, I shouldn't be nervous and suspicious, I shouldn't force you to talk about other people's housework. I am unreasonable, I am unreasonable , I’ll roll myself to kneel on the washboard.”

Ji Lingxiao's anger that had just come out of his head was suddenly blocked, he couldn't let it out, he couldn't take it back, it was stuck in his throat, and he couldn't say a word.