You are like a deer to the forest to me

Yang Che looked out of tune, and most of the time he was really out of tune, but this did not prevent him from falling asleep and skipping class to easily rank among the top [-] in his grade.When all the beasts were preparing for the college entrance examination or sprinting or "herding sheep", Brother Jackal, who was one year older than them, was already flourishing in UCL.This is the gap between people, and this is also the capital and reason why his fathers placed high hopes on him despite his four bodies and five grains.

Of course, these are not the point. The point is that Yang Che, who left the animal team in his early years and went abroad to study, has never met the senior who is said to have been green and stupid but retired, so Gao Tianyu blamed Yang Che for not reminding him earlier that Chen Xuesong lives here , purely unreasonable anger!

The rumors he heard from the brothers were enough for Yang Che to piece together a vague impression in his mind of a good-looking, quite resourceful, bold and fearless, who dared to play with the silly dog ​​who would turn into a mad dog when he was offended.Yang Che had only one comment on it: awesome!

Gao Tianyu's mood collapsed when he heard this comment. Yang Che, who was smoking a cigarette and said it was cool, was picked up and thrown on the window. The back of his head hit the tempered glass with a "boom", Yang Che suddenly gave birth There was an illusion that the eyeball was about to be knocked out, and he yelled in pain: "I'm just kidding, let me kill you, let go of your dog's paw, I'm going to have a concussion!"

Gao Tianyu's eyes were full of ferociousness, and his molars were clenched: "I thought you were tired of living and wanted to die. Isn't this father fulfilling your wish? You are a waste of time to watch the excitement, I kill you!"

Yang Che struggled and called for help: "Someone is here! Help! Uncle Ji, your dog is crazy!"

The mad dog grinned amidst the cries for help: "It's useless, I asked Ling Xiao and Xiao Chuan'er to buy a midnight snack, and when they come back you will already be cold, don't struggle in vain, you can go at ease!"

Yang Che obviously couldn't go there with peace of mind, and still hissed for help: "Brother Leng, Brother Leng, save the child! Take care of your crazy son, he's going to kill someone to silence him—!"

Brother Leng, who was drinking tea in the living room and waiting for supper, sighed, jumped off the sofa to the balcony where the jackals jumped, dragged him aside with his son's clothes in his mouth, and reprimanded him: Don't act wild in other people's homes!What does this have to do with Yang Che?I've seen that person on both sides in the elevator just now and didn't remember who he is, where did Yang Che know?

Gao Tianyu glared at Yang Che, who escaped death by chance, and said, "He owes it!"

Brother Leng: Is it a matter of a day or two that he owes his mouth?Will he not listen when he owes you?If he owes you, won't you give him two feet to let him owe you?You can't die if you owe a crime, don't find fault and spread evil fire, this matter has nothing to do with others.

Gao Tianyu frowned violently: "He told Ling Xiao!"

Brother Leng suddenly got stuck, and turned his head to look at Yang Che with a bit of blame and helplessness in his eyes: You really owe me too...

Yang Che, who was almost strangled to death, yelled with red head and face: "Who told you?! I just asked Uncle Ji, did your silly dog ​​go out without taking medicine? Okay, let me say that you met your senior brother in the elevator. I figured that the senior brother who can make you so restless must not be an ordinary senior brother, so I didn’t say anything. I’m not you, two hundred and five, how could you just talk nonsense? Let’s talk about you Just walk away and wash your face, is it enough time for me to tell the history of your red, green and green dog blood? Please use your dog brain before killing people!"

Gao Tianyu moved his dog's brain, and bared his fangs again: "Who do you say is two hundred and five?!"

Brother Leng was already unable to complain about Yang Xiaoyu, who was trying to defend himself and wanted to go along with his debts, so he glanced at him in disbelief, kicked his son out of the balcony, took chocolate from the fruit plate, stuffed it into his hand, and coaxed him like a child : Eat a piece of candy and calm down, your wife will be back in a while, don't let him see you thinking so much.

Gao Tianyu peeled off four or five pieces of chocolate irritably, stuffed them into his mouth, his cheeks were bulging, and he ate like a bloodthirsty Feng Lang.

Brother Leng: Although your daughter-in-law is honest, she is not stupid. She has probably seen that the relationship between you and your senior brother is not normal... Sit down and listen to me!

Gao Tianyu, who got up suddenly, sat back under the staring eyes of his father, swallowed the unchewed chocolate whole, and the handsome face recovered to its original shape said bitterly: "Then what should I do?"

Brother Leng: Don't you understand your wife?He has a good temper and loves you. If you want to talk, he will listen. If you don't want to talk, he will not force you.

Gao Tianyu pondered for a while: "Just because he doesn't ask doesn't mean he won't think too much. I'm afraid he'll think about it by himself."

Brother Leng said angrily: Are you stupid?If you behave normally, it's okay to pretend that there is nothing wrong with him. What else can he think about?Besides, it's not a big deal at all, if you didn't catch your senior brother running like hiding from a creditor, and flirting with Yang Che when he entered the door, who would have known that the two of you are not just senior brothers?Those of me who know the inside story may not be able to remember who he is.

Gao Tianyu was stunned for a long while, then he thumped his dog's head hard: "I'm just stupid! So fucking stupid!"

Brother Leng sighed, and wanted to blame me for not raising your wit, on the other hand, he thought that the bastard might just rely on it, and put the blame on himself, so he changed his words: Okay, it’s useless to regret, or Think about how to tell your wife.

Gao Tianyu was both worried and resisted: "What did I say? That's my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me. When I saw him, I felt pain in my brain. Let's get the house back? I can't open my mouth."

Yang Che, who hid on the balcony and didn't dare to come out, let out a chuckle. Brother Leng was both helpless and funny, and said nothing about his stupid son: What did you say?You have eggs attached to your brain?Then you'd better resign yourself to fate, what good countermeasures can Lian Dan's mind come up with?

Gao Tianyu: "..."

When Ji Lingxiao and Yang Chuan came back with supper, Gao Tianyu and Yang Che were sitting in the living room drinking tea with Brother Leng, looking like nothing was going wrong.

The big fat orange picked up by Yang Chuan was pressed by Gao Tianyu on his lap and stroked. However, Yang Chumu didn't seem to enjoy being stroked by the hand that has been rubbing iron all year round. As soon as Yang Chuan came back, it meowed and jumped into the In the arms of the excrement shovel officer, two fat cat claws hugged Yang Chuan's neck tightly, like a wronged baby.

Yang Chuan hurriedly handed over the supper to Mr. Ji, and comforted the eight-kilogram baby in both hands: "What's wrong? My brother scolded you again?"

Yang Che, who almost died of injustice not long ago, immediately became angry, and almost jumped to his feet and growled: "Yang Xiaochuan, are those two holes under your eyebrows out of anger? Didn't you think they jumped over the legs of a silly dog?" ? Is it none of my business to be wronged?"

As expected of Yang Chuan, Yang Chuan fed from less than two catties to eight kilograms with one hand. Hearing Yang Che's growl, his first reaction was exactly the same as Yang Chuan's. One person and one cat shrank their necks at the same time, with fear on their faces and fear in their eyes.The only difference is that Yang Chuan's brain capacity is larger, and he is able to weave such a picture in his mind - he is easily blamed, he accidentally offends his cousin who is prone to anger, and he runs to seek protection from brother Yu in a panic, but is caught by Yu. Brother kindly took it and hugged it on his lap to comfort him.

Don't blame him for thinking too bad of his own cousin. My aunt once told him secretly that once he accidentally grabbed his brother's sweater and was chased by his brother with slippers. It happened that the property management came to collect management fees. , almost ran away with the new strange administrator in a daze.

In the minds of Yang Xiaochuan'er and Yang Fumu, Yang Che is synonymous with meanness and viciousness, and Yang Che's heart that hangs like a pig into water has always conveyed to him that Yang Che is a strict and tolerant family. Lord's error signal.

"What are you calling for? Take the plate." Gao Tianyu, who had taken the supper from his wife, kicked Yang Che lightly, which seemed to relieve the Yang family's two little cowards who could only shrink their necks.

After supper, it was past ten o'clock. Gao Tianyu, who turned his boredom into an appetite, burped, touched his stomach through his clothes, and then took Ji Lingxiao's hand to let him touch it. The pair were very good at expressing their feelings His eyebrows drooped, and he said, "Eight yuan has become four yuan."

Ji Lingxiao patted his belly reassuringly, and coaxed: "It's okay, four yuan is also pretty."

Yang Che said with disgust, "Let's go home when you're full, don't spread dog food with our family."

Gao Tianyu's face was extremely big: "We invited you for the supper, and we are reciprocal. Let us decorate the snowflake beef that we ate at night."

Yang Chuan immediately went to the kitchen, grinding Yang Che's teeth angrily: "Be careful that four pieces will become one piece!"

Gao Tianyu was confident, and a little embarrassed: "One piece is called happiness and fat, and married men are like this. I know you can't understand, you are single."

Yang Che was furious, pressed his temples and said, "Chuan'er, are you ready? If you're ready, give it to him and tell him to get lost, I'm going to have a cerebral hemorrhage!"

You also know how uncomfortable it is to be so angry that your blood vessels are about to burst?Yang Chuan slandered happily, lowered his head and whispered to Yang Mumu who was around his feet: "I'm starting to expect Brother Yu and the others to move here."

Yang rubbed his trousers in a daze, agreeing innocently and docilely: "Meow~"

The author has something to say: Ji Lulu: Yang Mumo is so fat, it’s the first time I’ve seen such a fat and soft cat, so cute.Tianyu, let's raise one if we move house.

Gou Tou Yu: No.

Ji Lulu: Brother Leng doesn't like cats?Or is it because there are guinea pigs in the house?

Gou Tou Yu: It has nothing to do with them, I don’t like it, I hate everything you think is cute except me.

Ji Lulu: ...So it was you who bullied Yang Humu?

Goutouyu: No, I just touched it a few times, and it hurts when touched without effort, how can you blame me?

Ji Lulu: It didn't catch you...

Goutouyu: It dare not borrow its guts.

Ji Lulu: You are really...