You are like a deer to the forest to me

The reason why Gao Tianyu is called a silly dog ​​and crazy is because he often does things that normal people can't understand or even find incredible.

For example: In order to slap Zhang Qi’s face in various senses, he led the rest of the friends who were fooled by Zhang Qi to ride to Tibet, and was abandoned by the friends who couldn’t hold on all the way, rain or shine, eating and sleeping, and flying When I returned to Beijing, the ground staff at Lhasa Airport almost took him as No. [-] Sharp Brother, and contacted his family to claim it.

For example: Knowing that Luo Yue, who claims to be a prodigy in business, is a talker, and nine out of ten sentences are unbelievable, he still poured his money into helping him make fake accounts to fool Lao Luo, and in the end, he lost his little life when he was only a little bit richer. , almost so poor that he went to beg for food, and was kidnapped by the scumbag senior who took the opportunity to prostitute for free for two semesters, with a green hat on top without knowing it, embarrassing and disappointing.

For example: Just because I took a second look at the beautiful uncle next door during the house inspection, I rented an unsatisfactory house on the spot, and paid three for twelve, which gave the landlord the advantage, just for accidentally bumping into the beautiful uncle Seductive.

For example: In order to surprise the baby Lulu and come back for Valentine's Day without saying a word, it turned out to be self-defeating and could only accompany on duty, and he was so aggrieved that he couldn't bear to lose his temper with Ji Lulu, so he blamed Yuan Shao all the time, he deserved a beating Text message harassment, inquiring and guessing—what kind of sparks did the collision of the romantic Valentine's Day encounter with the reality of the blind date?Is it the handsome Yuan Ye VS the little girl?Or is it Miss Yuan VS Ma Baonan who is eager to marry?Or is it self-confident and self-reliant Yuan Forensic Medicine VS Chauvin Pig?

Yuan Shao, who was on a blind date, said sorry, took the small diamond-encrusted handbag lent to him by his mother, went to the bathroom, took out his mobile phone and called the brat of Ji Ke's family: "Don't be so vicious, I'll give you a It’s an opportunity to watch the excitement, Moon Bay Cafe, come here.”

The brat of Ji Ke's family said in a strange way: "Master Yuan, beating around the bush is not your style. If you need help, just tell me. Otherwise, how would I know what role to play in the past? He is still a simple baby, and he can't understand the complicated thoughts of adults."

Yuan slightly paused, and then he spoke obviously gnashing his teeth: "Yes, I need help! Old man Yuan's fake father can't tolerate me anymore. In order to get rid of me as soon as possible, he put my information on the blind date website without my consent. The column filled in is a doctor, and I missed three years. I went to the coffee shop of the blind date, and he called me to tell me the truth, saying that sincerity is very precious, but it can’t be exchanged for a rich man, so he asked me first. Pretend to understand the enemy's situation, and then make a decision."

Gao Tianyu echoed with a smile: "Sure enough, he is a fake father."

Yuan Shao's grinding of teeth became louder: "You can go back and settle the account of the fake father cheating on me. The trouble to be solved now is the blind date he deceived. I treat this Dr. Li as a victim, and talk to Dr. Li nicely. He apologized frankly, even if he walked away on the spot, I would have nothing to say. But he neither accepted the apology nor left, saying, "You liar, don't you want to get married and go crazy? I want to see you." How is it going to end!', waiting for me to be embarrassed. Brother, please help me, tell him, it’s not that no one wants me, he doesn’t like me, and I still don’t like him!”

"No need to say, brother supports you." Gao Moougou, who was both impatient and loves to watch the excitement, agreed immediately, rubbing his fists, "Hold him, don't let him run away, I'll go over and teach him a lesson, let him I understand clearly that our Master Yuan is not someone like me who can look down upon."

Ji Lingxiao, who came on duty with a big dog, went out to get something, and when he came back, the dog was lost. There was a sticky note on the monitor, and it read: Master Yuan is in trouble, I will help.

The signature is a simple puppy, cute yet handsome, it can be seen that the art class is not in vain.

Blind date also needs support?Ji Lingxiao couldn't imagine Yuan Shao's current situation, so he called his big dog and told him not to be kind enough to help and ruin his marriage. He was answered by the wrong words: "The mango pan in that coffee shop is very famous. , come back and bring you a copy."

Ji Lingxiao put away the line silently, then looked at the note with the puppy on it, then opened the drawer, took out a leather account with a sense of age, and put the note in it.

When Gao Tianyu came back with a delicious mango pan halberd and Master Yuan, who failed in the blind date, Ji Lingxiao was gone, and there was also a note on the desk, which read: I have a job, don't wait for me to have lunch.

Holding the sticky note, Gao Tianyu sighed: "I always thought that my country's security is very good, much more harmonious than those European and American countries that can be involved in bombings when you go out for a meal. I only realized after getting to know you, how can there be a quiet time? It’s just that you can’t touch the dark side.”

Master Yuan, who failed in the blind date, was not unhappy, and ate very sweetly with his share of mango pan halberds. Hearing the words, he replied casually: "Don't be dissatisfied, the murder rate in our city has always been the lowest among second-tier cities. .”

Gao Tianyu: "Stop singing happy songs, the homicide rate is really as low as you said, and Paige will be worried that he will not change shifts with you if he shows up today? Will the leader be on duty for you?"

"Peppa?" Yuan was taken aback for a moment, "You mean Xiao Zhu? That child has a problem with his style of hugging his thighs, and he has no chance to stay. After the internship is over, I don't know which subordinate unit he will be stuffed into. It's useless to please Ji Ke, so it's better to put your mind and time elsewhere and go away from other relationships."

Gao Tianyu: "That silly girl doesn't have the brains to go away, just that wicked bastard surnamed Yang, who can't make a name for herself, and has the ability to support her? I reckon the old girl has embraced her from the beginning. I have the intention of not taking advantage of a bastard, of course, taking advantage of that kind of silly girl is even more of a bastard."

"Fortunately, there are informed citizens to report and help the government to suppress bad practices." Yuan Shao looked at him with a half-smile, "I don't know where that good citizen got the news."

Gao Tianyu's face was colorless: "Chaoyang people's hands and eyes are open to the sky, and Chaoyang people are everywhere."

The corner of Yuan Shao's mouth twitched, why don't you become an actor after so many scenes?

After Ji Lingxiao came back from the scene, he went to the forensic building to take a shower, didn't wear the clothes he took off, and changed into the uniform that was left in the unit.

Gao Tianyu buried himself in the red neck and sniffed, muttering, "It doesn't smell good anymore, it smells like disinfectant water..." He stretched his dog's paw into his uniform, wanting to touch Uncle Ji's slippery skin that is as slippery as a young man's Has the flesh been wrinkled?The paw failed to go in, and the dog got a slap on the head, and dragged its big tail while complaining.

Ji Lingxiao took Yuan Shao to the criminal police team meeting after eating the mango panji he brought for lunch. Gao Tianyu didn't want to stay in the office and wait, so he went with him, and then ate three rounds of chicken at the fast food restaurant outside the police station , but he is not happy at all, this is not the Valentine's Day he wants.

After finally looking forward to the daughter-in-law's meeting, I can go to the few remaining Valentine's Day, and it started to rain again.

Gao Tianyu had lost his temper, and while driving, he discussed with Ji Lingxiao: "Daughter-in-law, why don't we buy some food and go home to eat. The weather is wet and cold, so don't give you a cold."

Ji Lingxiao wanted to say that I was okay, but he sneezed when his nose itched, and it was useless to say that it was okay.

Gao Tianyu parked the car outside the restaurant and asked Ji Lingxiao to wait in the car, went in and ordered some food, and prepared to take it home.

While waiting for the food, Gao Tianyu ran out and gave Ji Lingxiao a chubby husky doll.It has simulated gray and white fluff, its head is tilted to one side, and its black and blue eyes are milky and cute.

Gao Tianyu said with a smile: "It's a gift for topping up. It was given randomly. I told the waiter that my wife likes dogs. He struggled for a long time to find this one. Do you like it?"

Ji Lingxiao caressed the doll's soft fluff, feeling a little warm in his heart: "I like it..."

I rushed back to accompany him for the festival, but I waited for a whole day, and I didn't get angry and lose my temper, but still made him happy. How could he not like it?

Seeing that his reaction was not as simple as liking, Gao Tianyu asked suspiciously, "Baby, what's wrong with you?"

Ji Lingxiao put the doll on his lap, turned his head and smiled at him: "It's okay, you go in quickly, your clothes are all wet."

"It's not wet from the rain." Gao Tianyu pushed the hood that partially blocked his view, looked at the person, and finally didn't understand why, "Stupid, lock the door, don't be abducted by human traffickers."

Ji Lingxiao looked at the back figure who was striding away, and thought: You are the fool, you are a drag, a monster, a coward that others loathe, but you treat him like a treasure.How lucky am I, Ji Lingxiao, to meet such a silly you?

The author has something to say: Yuan Shao: Old man Yuan, don't hide in and keep quiet, I know you are at home.

Yuan Ma: Your father is not here, so he went out to dance in the square.

Yuan Shao: Mom, why don't you check the weather before setting up cover for your comrade-in-arms?It's raining outside.

Yuan Ma: I remember wrongly, your father went to the activity center for the elderly.

Yuan Shao: Okay, let me tell you, Mom, are there any fools like you?I am a policeman, and I was taken for a liar by others. You are not afraid of people calling the police and saying that I cheated on the marriage.

Father Yuan, who was hiding in the bedroom, whispered: Who told you that you can't get married?

Yuan Shao followed the sound like a police dog, with a cold grin on his face: I knew you were home!

Father Yuan: ...! ! !