You are like a deer to the forest to me

After settling down the guests who came to watch the ceremony, the groomsmen sat down and had a small meeting. The topic of the meeting was—how to arrange the last single night before the marriage of Gou Shao

Zhang Qi suggested: "Find a few big honeys and have a small party. Let's have a happy drink and let Gou Shao play the piano and drums to cheer us up."

Luo Yue propped his chin up and said, "It's still possible, but he has to be pumped up to get him excited. Also, the theme of the party can't be a singles night orgy, otherwise it will be embarrassing for him to bring his wife when the time comes. "

Li Dongchu said, "Then change it to warmly celebrate Gou Shaoxi's collar."

Zhang Qi seconded: "That's good, it's appropriate and down-to-earth."

Luo Yue retorted: "Why do you want to be so down-to-earth? In my opinion, it's better to change it to a thank-you party. It was agreed to pretend to be a big honey together, but he got married halfway. We don't dislike it or abandon it, and we still treat him as a brother. For that alone, he should thank us."

Yang Che's mood faded: "Tell me, let's wash up and go to bed early. Those couples are in a flash marriage during their passionate love period, and they are getting married. In their eyes, everyone here is Mr. Lightbulb."

Luo Yue: "We rushed all the way here to follow along, but he thinks we're an eyesore? Then what kind of dog will he be?"

Zhang Qi: "Even if he really has a wolfish heart, this party can't be spared. The theme is to thank you. Liangzi, please use the formula, let the dog read it out loud and emotional."

Liang Haisheng majored in broadcasting at university. After pondering for a long time, he spoke in a broadcasting tone: "I sincerely thank all the friends here for their care and support over the years. When I was kicked by my senior sister, you were by my side. You were by my side when I was mad at Lao Gao, and when Lao Gao was cut off his food, you were by my side, it can be said that without you, Gao Tianyu would not be what he is today."

Li Dongchu: "...how does it sound like him from our side?"

Everyone froze for a moment, and then laughed.

Gao Tianyu disappointed the beasts present. He noticed the intention of these bad friends at the very beginning of the thank you party. He drank three glasses of wine for an hour, and chatted on WeChat for a while with his mobile phone in his hand, trying to get my young master drunk. Look at the fun, there is no way!

The fourth glass of wine had just been refilled, and the magnificent and ethereal singing unique to bel canto metal rang out in the noisy box. Gao Tianyu took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, and said, "It's the Queen Mother, you drink first, and I'll go out to pick it up."

Luo Yue, who was sitting outside, stretched his neck and took a look. Seeing that the caller ID was indeed his stepmother, he turned to get out of the way.

About 10 minutes later, the person who answered the phone hadn't come back. The drunken beasts finally realized that something was wrong, called the waiter outside the door to ask, and gasped several times on the spot.

That guy has already run away, the key point is that he hasn't paid the bill yet!

Yang Che was already mentally prepared, and instead of being angry with his brothers, he just said: "You haven't been tricked by him for a long time, and you have forgotten how stupid he is and hasn't gone offline."

Gao Tianyu sat in the car, smiling like a dog and proudly: "If you beat them to death, they would never think that I changed your caller ID to the queen mother."

Geng Chen was as calm and upright as ever: "Master, am I helping the tyrant again?"

Gao Tianyu said in a bad mood: "You give me that 'again', no, you give me the pleasure of helping others instead of helping others!"

Geng was silent for a while, and said, "I'm sorry, young master, my conscience does not allow it."

Gao Tianyu: "...Brother Shen, I've always wanted to ask you a question. Is it because you resist beatings that you have survived until now?"

Geng Chen said solemnly: "I think it's mainly because I can fight."

Gao Tianyu choked up, pressed the twitching veins on his head and said, "Stop talking to me, your brain hurts."

Without a word all the way, I went back to the villa quietly.

After getting out of the car and seeing brother Leng sitting by the pool looking at the moon, Gao Tianyu asked casually, "Where are you absorbing the moonlight?"

Brother Leng didn't look sideways: Tuna.

Gao Tianyu: "Yes, you vomit slowly, I will go up first."

Brother Leng: Your wife went out for a drive.

Gao Tianyu stopped his feet and asked strangely: "What are you doing for a ride at night?"

Brother Leng: I don't know, I hope it's because I can't fall asleep because of happiness, not anxiety before marriage.

Gao Tianyu: "..."

Gao Tianyu stopped Geng Chen who had parked his car and was about to go upstairs, and asked him for the car keys.

Geng Chen refused, the reason being: "You've been drinking."

Gao Tianyu said impatiently, "I'm still driving without a license, don't talk nonsense, give it to me quickly."

Geng Chen, who was too straightforward, still refused to hand over the key. Gao Tianyu ran out of patience and grabbed it directly.No matter how good his skills were, Geng Chen couldn't beat him, so he had to dodge left and right with his arms behind his back.The two big men over 1.8 meters are like dancing close to each other, the picture is really eye-catching.

At this moment, Uncle Fu came back from the outside, and Gao Tianyu immediately shouted at the top of his voice: "Uncle Fu, quickly ask this guy to give me the car keys, I'm going out to find Lingxiao."

Calling Uncle Fu if there is something to ask for, and Father Fu if there is nothing to do, Uncle Fu is used to it, he looked at him indifferently, asked two irrelevant questions, and said to Geng Chen after getting the answer: Give the key to the young master, it doesn't matter, he will be far away from being drunk and unable to drive."

Gao Tianyu got the key, and when he strayed out to go out, he stumbled on Geng Chen's foot. Seeing Geng Chen staggered a few steps, he left in satisfaction.

The three people present, including the person involved, Geng Chen, were used to it.If he didn't ask for love back, he wouldn't be Gao Tianyu. If he wasn't allowed to find love back, he would find love back sooner or later.Our Highness is such a temperament that he would rather eat shit than suffer. Even the Queen Mother can't cure it, let alone others.

In Ji Lingxiao's mobile phone, there is a small software made by Gao Tianyu himself. The first time he asked Xiaolu to be obedient, where is Xiaolu? Brother Leng asked him if he could be more disgusting?He slammed his mouth and said, "Where is the baby deer?" Well, after getting a paw, he finally named it Xunlu, but he still prefers the name "Where is the baby deer".

Gao Tianyu found the seaside parking lot along the red deer head on his mobile phone. Ji Lingxiao's car parked neatly on the outermost parking space. Gao Tianyu looked through the car window and guided him to find the mobile phone here. Just put it in. "Looking for a deer" is unreliable, it can only rely on love.

Love told him that his baby deer would not look far away, so he went down to the beach along the passage closest to the parking space, walked straight ahead, watched while walking, and composed his own BGM: "Baby, baby, where are you? I'm not afraid of anything..."

Although the lyrics are falsified and the melody has nothing to do with tenderness and affection, the singer is a person who has formed a band after all, and he is also a lead singer with a good voice, so the singing voice is not harsh, at least it is much more pleasant than the software name he chose.

At this time, there were not many tourists on the beach. The dim moonlight shone on the white sand, driving away some gloom. A handsome man in light clothes sat on the soft sand, letting the sea breeze blow, messing up the neat Black hair, light-colored clothes.If he didn't have half a dozen beers and a few empty cans lying around, Gao Tianyu would take out his mobile phone, capture this picture, and then ask the Queen Mother to draw an oil painting based on the photo, named Deer in the Dark Light fairy. (I'm really convinced! Does your name have to be so disgusting?)

But beer, cans, and a fiancé who seldom drinks alcohol, the combination of the three, set off by the quiet night beach, isn't this the scene of the couple's anxiety before marriage?Gao Tianyu has lost all leisure time, and now he just wants to hold his family deer in his arms, and gently say to him: "The little deer who regrets marriage will be eaten by the big bad wolf. The big bad wolf is super fierce. Eat it!" Deer don't spit out bones, I guess you don't want to be that stupid little deer, right?"

Ji Lingxiao's drinking capacity is very average. After drinking half a dozen beers, all sensory reactions are slowed down.He took off his warm coat and was hugged into his arms before he made a move - he raised his hand and gave Gao Tianyu an elbow.

The forensic doctor is also in the public security establishment, and has regular physical training, learning some simple self-defense and fighting skills, and Ji Lingxiao is a person with a strong learning ability, so Gao Tianyu's ribs hurt a little.

Hearing the muffled groan of pain, Ji Lingxiao paused the attack, looked up at the person being attacked, and muttered, "I thought it was a bad guy..." Leaning into his arms, that soft and dependent The appearance and the attack just now seemed to come from two people.

Gao Tianyu looked at his flushed face under the dim light, and thought speechlessly and helplessly, I probably won't be able to be a Mingjun, just after being beaten up, the fork is still hurting, so it won't delay me. I think you are beautiful and charming, and I want to kiss you Face, say again baby, I'm sorry, dad didn't mean to scare you.

The color makes the mind faint, so easy to be fascinated by beauty, how can he become a generation of wise king?

Ji Lingxiao moved, changed into a more comfortable position in his arms, and yawned, as if he was tired from anxiety and wanted to take a nap in the safe and windproof arms.

Gao Tianyu couldn't help but shake the person in his arms who had closed his eyes: "Sleep like this? Don't you explain why you sneaked out to drink in the middle of the night and were found beating your husband?"

Ji Lingxiao raised his eyes to look at him, and his mouth was a little clingy, with a nasal voice after drinking, which was soft in his ears: "Didn't you say that my wife has to kneel if she is wronged?"

Gao Tianyu: "...Baby, you remember wrongly, that's what the washboard said."

The author has something to say: Brother Jackal: I don’t know how your senior Lu is doing now, but if I think of you by chance, will you feel a little bit of regret.

Goutouyu said in embarrassment: I have said a hundred times that we broke up peacefully, do you understand that we broke up peacefully?

Brother Jackal: I understand, Zhang Qi, you guys help to pull some silly dogs, let me talk about the peaceful breakup that I know.

All the beasts rushed forward in coordination, and held down a certain dog that was howling and extremely aggressive.

Brother Jackal said slowly: The peaceful breakup I know is that the six sons lost everything in business during the summer vacation. You lent him money to fool Lao Luo. After the Dongchuang incident happened, he went home and was whipped. McDonald's can't afford to pull a poor freshman.The senior saw that you were poor and stupid, so he coaxed you into his hands with meat and bones. After two semesters of whoring for nothing, he got a little bored, so he cut off your strengths to make up for your shortcomings and stole a fish for a change. You think the senior is not interested , I broke up with him peacefully, there was no conflict from the beginning to the end, the thief was peaceful.

Goutouyu who is mad: Damn it, you guys wait for me, I will kill you! ! !

The beasts who are always shown affection and ridiculed as single dogs finally win a round: happy!Death is worth it!