You are like a deer to the forest to me

There is an oil painting hanging in the home of Gao Yan and Liu Hanzhi, which shows a white church that is almost integrated with the clouds in the sky. There are purple-blue flowers and plants growing under the steps, extending to the edge of the canvas, leaving only a long and narrow flower The road seems to lead the viewers into the church.

The author is probably a young man who is romantic but has no deep knowledge. The composition and color are too romantic, and the sense of substitution is not strong enough. The overall look is more like an illusory mirage.

When the scene in the painting really appeared in front of his eyes, it took Ji Lingxiao a long time to come back to his senses, and he turned his head to look at the person around him, and the words he was about to say were stuck in his throat because of the other person's expression.

Gao Tianyu, who raised his eyebrows and wrote "Am I okay? Hurry up and praise me." Gao Tianyu thought his lover was embarrassing, so he put his ear towards him: "Let me hear it alone, and don't let them hear it."

Ji Lingxiao hesitated for a while, and finally said in a low voice: "It turns out that you can do whatever you want with money."

Gao Tianyu's complacent face turned into embarrassment: "Baby, shouldn't you say 'this place is so beautiful, it's great to have a wedding here, thank you dear'? Girls dream of spending a lot of money?"

When he said this, he didn't deliberately lower his voice, so Uncle Fu, the wedding planner who was walking behind, and the two parties who were walking in front, all heard them clearly.

The idiot with a lot of money suddenly turned his head, and shouted angrily: "How do you talk? Are there any rules? Shut up!"

Gao Tianyu yelled, "I'm talking to my wife, what's your business? Don't listen to indecent words, understand?"

The girl who once dreamed of being a girl turned around gracefully, and said calmly, "That's really good, let's continue."

The wolf cub with his neck stalked and howling, shut his mouth, pinched his tail, and instantly turned into a good dog.

A wedding planner with a quarter of Chinese descent thought his Chinese was good, but now what he saw and what he heard didn’t match up at all, so he could only secretly lament that Chinese is too profound, and he needs to learn more from his grandfather when he returns home. Strive to provide more Chinese employers with a better consumer experience.

In the wedding rehearsal that followed, the planner fully developed his perfectionist spirit, and turned the two couples' dizziness, romance, fantasy, and beauty into fear of being dominated by the planner.

When he returned to his residence in the evening, Gao Tianyu took off his suit in two or three times, flung himself on the bed, and looked like a useless dog who had been moving bricks for three days. The eldest sister is absolutely obsessive-compulsive disorder, isn't it just a wedding, it's almost done, she has to toss us over and over again, I made her dizzy, I didn't remember the location, and my mind was full of: ok, Let's go again. The Chinese is quite smooth, but it's inconsistent, and we have to go after everything is "ok". Is it just one more time? Thirty times are more than enough! It's thirty degrees during the day on the island, and she still has to go. Let me wear a suit and cover my body with sweat...Baby, what are you busy with? Are you not tired? Come on, lie in your husband's arms and rest for a while."

"Wait a minute." Ji Lingxiao picked up the suit he had thrown on the stool at the end of the bed, folded it together with the shirt and suit he had taken off, put it in the bag, and prepared to take it to the waiter for laundry later.Turn around and come back to untie the shoelaces of the person who went to bed with shoes on again, take off the pair of Derby shoes that match the suit, and put them in order, then climb on the bed and help him untie his tie, and wipe his wet dog's head, and can't help complaining One sentence, "It's just a rehearsal, it's okay to wear casual clothes, right? Why do we have to wear formal clothes?"

Gao Tianyu looked at the person straddling him from bottom to top, reached out his hand to touch his white back, and smiled obscenely: "Baby, are you tired after all? If you are not tired..."

"I'm tired." Ji Lingxiao patted the dog's paw that got into his clothes, "Go take a bath, wash it and go to bed."

"You think I'm stinky?" Gao Tianyu sat up abruptly, like a nervous husky, rubbing his head on someone's body, "If you despise me, I won't wash it, and just rub it on you..."

Brother Leng, who was dressed in a formal suit and tied a bow tie around his neck, appeared at the door. He glanced at his son and daughter-in-law who were playing and hugging on the bed, then turned his eyes away without looking at anyone, and let out a "bark" at the door frame.

Since knowing that Brother Leng is not an extraordinary dog, Ji Lingxiao has also started to pay attention to his words and deeds. Seeing this, he hurriedly pushed Gao Tianyu out of bed, straightened his clothes and asked, "What are you talking about, Brother Leng?"

"You two will get tired of crookedness later, first help the old man undress, this thing is really not for a dog." After translating, Gao Tianyu posted an advertisement, "Tudou brand translator, the translation is accurate and without delay, it is really a human dog A must-have artifact for communication.”

Brother Leng was speechless: Is that what I said?Translate as you translate, don’t add drama yourself!

Ji Lingxiao asked amusedly: "Why do you always call yourself a potato? Is it because your head is rounder?"

Gao Tianyu Tudou rolled out of bed as if moving house, and explained while helping the dog father to untie his bow tie: "It has nothing to do with the head, this is a meme that Brother Leng likes very much, whenever I am about to forget it, I will take it out and use it .I don’t expect this stalk to pass, anyway, I don’t need to pay copyright fees, let’s use it together. Right? Old Tudou.”

Brother Leng rolled his eyes in a very humane way: I knew you had to add something, you kid won't suffer.

The Tudou brand translator is online: "Brother Leng said, yes, that's right."

Ji Lingxiao: "...I just can't hear Brother Leng's voice, and my eyesight is fine."

Gao Tianyu pushed away the supercilious dog father who looked out of the sky, and said lightly: "Baby, it's not good to lie. I've seen your graduation photo from university, and you were a little four-eyed at that time, and now you have to do it when you're working. Wear glasses. I once suspected that you rejected me at the beginning because you didn't see what I looked like, and you were blind to your husband's handsome face. "

"I am pseudo-myopic. After graduating from university, I underwent corrective surgery, and my vision has recovered pretty well. The pair you see are plain lenses, which are only worn in office and teaching. On the one hand, I am used to wearing them, and on the other It’s just that wearing glasses makes you look older.” To be a teacher should be serious, and as a forensic doctor, you should be rigorous. A young appearance that doesn’t match your real age will make people feel junior and unreliable in your work, so you can only use some props to cover it up.

Gao Tianyu opened his mouth, got up and wrapped the person who told the story in a disguised form into his arms, and said earnestly: "Lulu, just tell Dad about this kind of thing, don't go out and say it, especially in front of you." The face of the Queen Mother. He will be irritated, and he may instruct Eunuch Fu to push you into the sea."

Ji Lulu didn't seem to understand: "Mr. Liu is well maintained, why should he be stimulated?"

"Good maintenance and natural beauty are two different things. Listen to Dad. Before he cultivates immortality, don't confide in him about your troubles. Dad doesn't want to see you transform into a mermaid gorgeously."

Ji Lulu's thoughts were completely taken away by Gao Daddy, who was serious about things. He even seriously wondered whether his swimming skills could support him transforming into a mermaid. The answer was: No, Lulu would only turn into a miserable dead deer.

The next morning, the makeup artist tried on makeup, and the makeup artist who was keen to praise others, while trimming Ji Lingxiao's eyebrows, praised him for his good skin condition, beautiful eyebrows that are easy to trim, and his eyes are as beautiful as the moon.

Ji Lingxiao was sitting on pins and needles, her eyes as beautiful as the moon secretly glanced at the Queen Mother.

Liu Hanzhi, who was sitting drinking tea and reading a magazine, turned to ask Gao Tianyu, "Why is Xiao Ji so restless?"

Gao Tianyu suppressed a smile and said, "Probably because I'm afraid you won't like men's makeup."

Liu Han knew that his intuition was not the case, but he didn't delve into it. He just asked Ji Lingxiao with a smile, "Does Uncle Liu look like an old-fashioned old man?"

Catching the two groups of sensitive words "old" and "old-fashioned", Ji Lingxiao immediately shook his head in denial.

The makeup artist let out a low cry, and quickly took away the eyebrow trimmer.

Gao Tianyu flicked over, pushed the makeup artist aside, and turned Ji Lingxiao's face to check if it was scratched.

Ji Lingxiao touched his eyebrows: "It doesn't hurt, I didn't scratch the flesh."

Gao Tianyu's expression was a bit weird, and his reply was not right: "Your eyebrows are so well shaped that no makeup artist has a chance to show them off."

Ji Lingxiao understood something, and pushed his hand away to look in the mirror.

Gao Tianyu rubbed his freshly blown hair and laughed loudly: "This is down, there is a piece missing, and the shape of the eyebrows can't be changed. Let's open the painting."

"It's not your fault? You're still gloating." Ji Lingxiao covered his missing eyebrow with one hand, and protected his hair with the other, "Don't rub it, I haven't applied the hairspray yet, if it messes up, I have to blow it again."

Liu Hanzhi laughed and reprimanded: "Come here and sit quietly, don't make trouble with others."

The author has something to say: Ji Lulu: I just found out that the painting is a token of love from Mr. Liu to Mr. Gao.

Goutouyu: Don't listen to Lao Gao's nonsense, it was a birthday present prepared by Uncle Liu for his cousin.

Lao Gao: Don't distort the facts for me!It was originally painted for me, and it was his cousin who took the favor of others, but luckily she didn't take it away from me, hum~

Uncle Liu: ...What are you proud of?Is it an honor to win a fight with a girl?

Lao Gao: I don't care if she's a man or a woman, it's not okay to grab things from me!

Goutouyu threw the pot at the slightest chance: I am shameless and do as you please.

Brother Leng said leisurely: At your age, he already knew how to take it easy. It's more shameless than you. You are better than blue than blue.

Old Gao and Xiao Gao: ...